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Offline mr.awesome

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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #200 on: May 15, 2020, 12:34:31 PM »
How does it convert to shit-ton, or metric shit-ton to or ass-load for that matter?

1 Fuck Ton = 10 Fuck Loads
1 Fuck Load = 10 Shit Tons
1 Shit Ton = 10 Shit Loads
1 Shit Load = 10 Ass Tons
1 Ass Ton = 10 Ass Loads
1 Ass Load = 10 Butt Tons
1 Butt Ton = 10 Butt Loads
1 Butt Load = 10 Tons
1 Ton = 10 Loads
1 Load = 100 Kilograms
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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #201 on: May 15, 2020, 02:22:12 PM »
How does it convert to shit-ton, or metric shit-ton to or ass-load for that matter?

1 Fuck Ton = 10 Fuck Loads
1 Fuck Load = 10 Shit Tons
1 Shit Ton = 10 Shit Loads
1 Shit Load = 10 Ass Tons
1 Ass Ton = 10 Ass Loads
1 Ass Load = 10 Butt Tons
1 Butt Ton = 10 Butt Loads
1 Butt Load = 10 Tons
1 Ton = 10 Loads
1 Load = 100 Kilograms
 :bigok:

Now can one of the coders here gin up a quick unit conversion program?

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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #202 on: May 15, 2020, 05:50:09 PM »
Heard a new one today on the local TV news
Video interview
The gal being interviewed said "I'm def cazz here at home"  (rhymes with jazz)
Meaning; she's dressed casual
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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #203 on: September 23, 2020, 01:14:08 PM »
"It is what it is."  I just don't know what that contributes to the conversation other than filling a void with noise.

It contributes nothing, but my European colleagues think that it is funny when I say it :shrug:

You could always break into a "same as it ever was" David Byrne-Talking Heads riff (complete with arm chopping motion)

https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8
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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #204 on: September 23, 2020, 06:35:58 PM »
“Up against the wall, hippie”.
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Re: Phrases That Need to Die
« Reply #205 on: September 23, 2020, 06:44:06 PM »
“Up against the wall, hippie”.
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It seems that's making a comeback.
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