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Zombie Apocalypse
« on: May 17, 2014, 07:16:06 AM »
You'll sleep better tonight knowing that the Pentagon is ready.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html?hpt=hp_t2


"The only assumed way to effectively cause causalities to the zombie ranks by tactical force is the concentration of all firepower to the head, specifically the brain," the plan reads. "The only way to ensure a zombie is 'dead' is to burn the zombie corpse."


"A wide variety of different zombies, each brandishing their own lethal threats, are possible to confront and should be planned for, according to the document."




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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
I have a plan too.   :bigok:
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
"The wider the road, the worse the food." -Coho
Let's do some science.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2014, 08:03:01 PM »
Me, too. I call it "reality" and don't worry about zombies.   :blbl:
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2014, 06:48:10 AM »
As the government points out in the article- having a plan for *any* major societal upheaval is a good thing to have, be it zombies, earthquake, or governmental collapse.   :thumbsup:
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2014, 09:30:47 AM »
And then the United States Department of Agriculture wants submachine guns - you know, Mad Cows are dangerous to put down.

http://bearingarms.com/afraid-mad-cows-usda-demands-submachine-guns/

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The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Office of Inspector General, located in Washington, DC, pursuant to the authority of FAR Part 13, has a requirement for the commerical [sic] acquisition of submachine guns, .40 Cal. S&W, ambidextrous safety, semi-automatic or 2 shot burts trigger group, Tritium night sights for front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore grip) and scope (top rear), stock-collapsilbe [sic] or folding, magazine – 30 rd. capacity, sling, light weight, and oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2014, 10:20:49 AM »
Me, too. I call it "reality" and don't worry about zombies.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2014, 10:32:51 AM »
Me, too. I call it "reality" and don't worry about zombies.   :blbl:

Me too. Just werewolves and vampires should be of concern.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 01:00:03 PM »
This is why I think it's a good idea to prepare for massive catastrophe:
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
"The wider the road, the worse the food." -Coho
Let's do some science.