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The F'n Cops Thread
« on: November 13, 2013, 01:07:21 AM »
You knew we would need one of these threads, didn't you?  :bigsmile:

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Man nails his genitals to Red Square on Police Day, to protest Police Brutality.

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 03:11:35 AM »
fecking cyclists.
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 03:25:22 AM »
I don't even want to watch that video. 
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 05:26:12 AM »
 C:-)

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 05:30:30 AM »
So this is where all the future f-ing cop threads will be merged to?
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Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 10:16:20 AM »
Motocop races motorcyclist:

http://www.wsfa.com/story/23946615/mpd-motorcycle-officer-races-with-civilian-leaves-force-under-investigation

CBR600RR Vs. Police Harley Davidson


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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2013, 10:22:46 AM »
Motocop races motorcyclist:



Where's the dumbass emoticon? :lol:

What language is that?
Easy. I know what I am doing.

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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 10:25:02 AM »
Motocop races motorcyclist:



Where's the dumbass emoticon? :lol:

What language is that?

Hmm?
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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 10:36:24 AM »
Where's the dumbass emoticon? :lol:

Which one...?

:facepalm:

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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 11:23:27 AM »
I don't know how to act my age, I have never been this old before.........
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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 11:30:30 AM »
Where's the dumbass emoticon? :lol:

Which one...?

:facepalm:

:rolleyes:

I don't see a hillbilly smiley.
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 11:39:04 AM »
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F'n Cops spoiling our fun...
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2013, 01:22:49 AM »
F%*kin' fake cop....no donut for you.

http://www.wgal.com/news/national/man-impersonates-cop-to-get-doughnut-discount/-/9360498/22969820/-/vb2i3w/-/index.html

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A man was arrested after impersonating a police officer just to get a discount at Dunkin Donuts.

Charles Barry, 48, was arrested in Pasco County, Fla. after a manager at a Dunkin Donuts shop called the police to report a man claiming to be a police officer showing his badge and a gun in order to get a discount on doughnuts.

According to the Tampa Bay Times, employees told police Barry had asked for the discount several times, claiming he was a U.S. air marshal. He took full advantage of the discount by stopping by with his family to get cheaper food. Employees finally had enough when Barry came to the drive-thru window and asked for the discount, this time showing a badge and a gun.

Police stopped Barry after setting up surveillance near the Dunkin' Donuts, pulling him over and finding a law enforcement badge and gun in his possession, which belonged to Barry's father, who worked as a police officer in New Jersey.

Barry was charged with false impersonation of a law enforcement officer and improper exhibition of a firearm.

Pasco Sheriff Chris Nocco stated that usually, deputies are only allowed to accept discounts that businesses offer them, but that no officers are supposed to ask for one.

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Re: Motocop races motorcyclist on street
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2013, 04:16:59 AM »
Motocop races motorcyclist:

Dude had a turbo.  :smiley_thumb:
Torque is cheap.

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2014, 08:24:48 PM »
F'in cops.
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2014, 08:47:08 PM »
Where is our f'in Canadians thread?
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
F'in Canadians.
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2014, 08:53:38 PM »
F'in Canadian cops.
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2014, 08:57:21 PM »
Mounties?
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2014, 12:25:46 AM »
There was a bit of a medical marijuana kerfuffle recently with the mounties. IE: one member thought he should be allowed to toke up while on the job because he had a pot card from the doctor.

Hilarity ensues.

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2014, 10:32:18 AM »
Even F'n cops get an award once in a while.

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At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2014, 12:18:25 PM »
Even F'n cops get an award once in a while.

I miss that bike...  :'(

Oh well... I am sure I'll have plenty more miles of fun on the new bike, plus I'll probably get stopped a lot less... especially when I am around Edward.

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2014, 01:17:36 PM »
Even F'n cops get an award once in a while.

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Anybody know if that suit is for sale?

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2014, 01:20:10 PM »
f-in cops, met 3 of them and not a single one stopped me even though I was going 10+mph over the limit...
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2014, 03:05:43 PM »
Marc, did he cite you because you told him his hat looks gay?
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2014, 03:09:40 PM »
Even F'n cops get an award once in a while.

I miss that bike...  :'(

Oh well... I am sure I'll have plenty more miles of fun on the new bike, plus I'll probably get stopped a lot less... especially when I am around Edward.

You didn't flash your badge, give him the secret reach around so he'd pat your pooper and send you on your corrupt little way? Hmm?
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2014, 03:00:26 PM »
IBA #14938
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Re: The F'n Cops Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2014, 03:03:47 PM »
Anybody know if that suit is for sale?

Do you think that it will fit me? I'm 5'11" tall & weight 215 pounds. Thanks!
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