Sport-Touring
The Lounge => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Papa Lazarou on November 12, 2015, 01:35:21 PM
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Near death experiences:
Emergency stop to
avoid car coming
from the right
tootled my horn
flipped the bird
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Woman on mobile
Big fat BMW
Nearly side-swiped me
No apology either
Death to (the) French
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Welcome to-my world
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Shut up Ed.
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Strike a nerve?
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Shut up Ed.
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Struck another nerve?
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I like waffles
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You like anything.
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Want felafel waffle.
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You like anything.
:inlove:
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You like anything.
:inlove:
Andrew's a hippie?
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Dirty, smelly hippie.
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Cookie would know.
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A mile away.
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Or down wind.
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i fell off
Am I okay?
Nobody asked
Yes, I'm fine.
Bike is okay.
Windy out today.
Paris isn't fun.
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Stop your whining.
Nobody asked - 2.
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i fell off
Am I okay?
Nobody asked
Yes, I'm fine.
Bike is okay.
Windy out today.
Paris isn't fun.
Too many Frenches.
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i fell off
Am I okay?
Nobody asked
Yes, I'm fine.
Bike is okay.
Windy out today.
Paris isn't fun.
Too many Frenches.
Not enough commas.
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i fell off
Am I okay?
Nobody asked
Yes, I'm fine.
Bike is okay.
Windy out today.
Paris isn't fun.
Too many Frenches.
Postscript: I am
glad you are
not all broken.
That would suck.
It's too bad
you got wind.
Palouse Montreaux Serengeti.
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Goat boy donut.
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Bleached gelatinous orbs.
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Condor eviction notice.
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Kill them all.
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Whining stopped.
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That's two words.
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yup.
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That makes three.
Good job Papa.
Math is hard.
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It is, Cookie.
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Just lighten up. (francs)
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Light one up.
:smoking:
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You just noticed??
:blbl:
You like anything.
:inlove:
Andrew's a hippie?
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You just noticed??
:blbl:
You like anything.
:inlove:
Andrew's a hippie?
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Not fade away!
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touch of grey
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Is four words.
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Umpire calls "foul".
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Vampire culls fowl.
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I need sleep.
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On your head.
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However I can.
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Inverted in closet.
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
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Don't hurt yourself.
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I got this.
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We don't judg...
:rolf:
Tried. Couldn't keep
a straight face.
We'll totally judge.
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Here (comes) the judge.
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Still four words.
Parentheses or not.
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Keep calm Cookie.
See three words.
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Needs his nap.
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In due time.
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Street lights on.
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Heats turned off.
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Time for sleep
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Fell down today
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Not with bike.
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But knee hurts.
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What's Up Doc?
Just Three Words
Now in "General"
Not in Off-Topic???
http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=69.0 (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=69.0)
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It's papa's fault.
He started it.
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Hi Ed. Putz.
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A friendly Cookie.
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You're so sweet.
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Snips and snails.
(...puppy dog tails)...
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It's papa's fault.
He started it.
What's Up Doc?
Just Three Words
Now in "General"
Not in Off-Topic???
[url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=69.0[/url] ([url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=69.0[/url])
It's a moto-version
Or it was.
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Confusion reigns supreme.
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Confucius rains Marines.
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Reins steer horses.
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Tasty brain morsels.
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A zombie you?
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A zombie woof.
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My spirits did
a midnight creep
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A Blues Explosion?
http://youtu.be/9zSv2MqqF4c (http://youtu.be/9zSv2MqqF4c)
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That wasn't blue.
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My mind boggles.
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You mean bottles?
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Pretty blue bottles.
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Drowns in coffee.
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Zip your fly.
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Enjoying the breeze.
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Sleeps for pussies.
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Works for assholes.
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Sleeps for pussies.
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Works for assholes.
Indian names, right?
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Ha! Funny! Sponge.
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Sponge.
In abdominal cavity.
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Took long enough.
Heavy handed moderation.
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Took long enough.
Heavy handed moderation.
Like herding geckos.
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Like herding geckos.
Your insurance company?
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Just a hobby.
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brining the bird
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That sounds naughty.
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The morning salute.
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shall not pass
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Leeloo Dallas multipass
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BIG BADDA BOOM!
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I wanna watch
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Creepy old voyeur!
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not much there...
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That's the mirror...
:gdog:
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where's my tweezers?
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Your shaving kit?
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Use hedge clippers.
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Refusing posting here
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This threads confusing.
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This threads confusing.
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Put it in
your hat, please
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This threads confusing.
Our work, done.
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Retroactive space monkey.
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Radioactive spice monkey.
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retroactive spice girls
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Get your mind
Out of gutter
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getting crowded, huh
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You should know.
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You're creepy, Ed.
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Your creepy Ed.
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Your Eds creepy.
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Creepy's new normal.
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Creepys poster child.
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Get your face
Away from mirror.
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cracked mirror glass?
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Years bad luck.
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You're bad luck
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Jesus, fucking kindergarten.......
"you suck ass"
"no you do"
"your mom does"
"no yours does".....
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Jesus, fucking kindergarten.......
"you suck ass"
"no you do"
"your mom does"
"no yours does".....
Yer sisters ass.
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Now you're talkin'!
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On page five.
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Did everyone die?
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Gone motorcycle riding
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Not around here.
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It's only twentyone.
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Tropical heat wave.
:blbl:
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"yer sisters ass".....
is it fuckable????????? :popcorn:
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Pics are encouraged.
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videos are better
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Slip'n'Slide, Sit'n'Spin, Egg.
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On an engine.
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In your Prius.
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Yes, I have.
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Lots of snow.
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poor old you
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Emphasis on "old".
:augie:
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Papa's old to.
Older than dirt.
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dirty old man
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not so old.
:naughty:
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damn your eyes!
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Thought this died.
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Nope, still kickin'.
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In the butt.
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The butt plant.
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That is wrong
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Usually, I am.
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Know we know
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Ask Aunt Harold.
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Uncle Charlie rocks!
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Loves that chair.
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Can't get up.
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Little blue pill?
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Big black hooker.
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Big black hooker.
John Lee Hooker.
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I don't judge. ;)
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Love the socks.
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How he rocks!
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Rocks in socks.
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Walks kinda funny.
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Like an Egyptian.
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Blame the water.
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Blame the water.
You misspelled "waiter".
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Generous tips please.
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Tip your waitress.
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Just the tip.
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Tipping the cow.
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Try the veal.
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Spam on toast
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Peanut buttered BACON.
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Peanut buttered BACON.
Elvis Presley's favorite.
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Death walks behind
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The Pygmy Pony
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...and pantomime horse.
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Zircon encrusted tweezers.
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Real Sears poncho.
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Poncho left Lefty
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Most ricky tick
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Y'all lost me.
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use a compass
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Right at Milwaukee.
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Nooksack Tillicum Chuckanut
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What I miss?
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Nothing old goat.
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Shenanigans and "flashbacks".
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good ol days...
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I don't remember
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Between an orange.
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And an apple.
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A thousand badgers.
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Badger, badger, badger...
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!
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Lucy, Lucy, LUCY!
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alien ear worm
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In your gutz
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Superannuated Christmas cake.
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Hakuna matata, bitches.
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Up yer kilt.
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That is chilly
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Silly chilly willy.
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Nothing happening here.
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You were here.
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Big time rasslin'
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Did she pinya?
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ate too much
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hope not durians
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Your just fat.
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Your just fat.
you smell bad
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Like Dad's socks.
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Nope, never did.
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Nope, never did.
Still time left...
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nursing a hangover.. :snork: :hurl:
curse you whiskey...
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Whiskey don't care.
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Nether do you.
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Shut up Ed.
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You old goat.
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Back at ya.
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Happy birthday cookie
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England is stupid.
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It's VERY contagious.
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Queen and country!
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Beer and skittles.
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Ham! Troubadour! Diocletian!
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Queen and country!
Freddie Mercury Rocked!
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Bacon, lettuce, avacado
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It's California thing.
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"Fruits and nuts".
:shrug:
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For the squirrel.
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Mousse and Squirrel?
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Delicious Bullwinkle Mousse.
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Unpleasantly flavoured baclava.
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Good morning Papa
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Good day Cookie
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Need your address.
To send chipmunks.
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How many chipmunks?
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All of them!
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Buy peanut futures.
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Chipmunks, peanuts, butter.
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Sticks to toast.
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Not your nose.
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Not your nose.
That's for spoons.
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stick fork init?
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Brought the gravy!
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Good evening Papa
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G'night ol' man
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Good morning Cookie!
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Timely head start.
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A red head
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Just a Deadhead
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In a Cadillac?
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A little Further.
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A little farther.
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Small paternal figure.
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Full of pins.
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Needles and pins
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Needles and pins
Saw him today?
http://youtu.be/SSbM_Zmx9kA (http://youtu.be/SSbM_Zmx9kA)
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Nice button nose!
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Megadeth covered it.
https://youtu.be/6OycJh8wegU (https://youtu.be/6OycJh8wegU)
Not really though.
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Might have done.
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Needles and pins
Saw him today?
[url]http://youtu.be/SSbM_Zmx9kA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/SSbM_Zmx9kA[/url])
Old Searchers' song.
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Old Searchers' song.
You found it.
:razz:
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Three more words
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Keep 'em coming.
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Road to Nowhere.
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Hot ginger tart.
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Love the Redheads!
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In your face.
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Yes. Whenever possible.
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Born this way.
:naughty:
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You, genetically flawed?
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Aren't we all?
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Anglo Saxon trash.
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Biscuit, crux of
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Gravy, for goodness.
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Gravy, for goodness.
Biscuits and gravy :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili:
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Philly cheese steak. :drool: :thumbsup:
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Philly cheese steak. :drool: :thumbsup:
Hold the Whiz.
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If ever a
Wiz there was...
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Page three? Really?
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I've been busy.
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I've been riding.
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Good for you.
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I'm at work. :-\
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not at work
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Vacationing sans wee-fee.
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Spork! Petunias! Interorectogestion!
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Totally made up.
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What's your point?
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Lead pencils suck.
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They're too heavy.
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Lighten up, Dude!
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Bummer. Jury duty.
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You've been selected.
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I'll know tomorrow.
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tomorrow never comes....
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Creedence Clearwater Revival
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Mamas and papas
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Doctor Johnny Fever
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Jon Luc Ponty
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Jimi Hendrix Experience
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Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.
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Sounds pretty painful.
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The cruel shoes...
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The cruel shoes...
I like them.
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Sublimated masochistic tendencies.
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Everybody likes them.
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Unless you're quadriplegic.
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What the F***!
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Just three asterisks.
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You go first.
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Kumquat pliers remedial.
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Vestal virgin tryst.
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Majestic ass biscuit
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Vestal virgin tryst.
Harlots have skills.
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Actress, Bishop, said.
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Holy Roman Pub
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Stylish top hat.
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The bitch ugly!
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Backwards, Yoda, words.
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The bitch ugly!
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She a bigfoot.
Goony goo goo.
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you so crazy
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It's a living.
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Life's not fair
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Nice boat.
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Thank you, sir!
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Nice boat.
Need another word
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Yes. I know.
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Okay, just checking!
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Where is it?
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Catawba Island, Ohio
In West Harbor
On Lake Erie
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Jury duty's over.
Three felony counts.
Six hours deliberation.
Vet with PTSD.
He needs help
Not jail time.
He's not guilty!
All jurers agreed.
He'll get help.
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God Bless jurisprudence.
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skin smells bad
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Have a bath.
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In Old Spice.
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Tiger blood! Winning!
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That's crazy talk!
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Coho for Prezidence!!
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King or nothing.
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Don't get old.
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He never does.
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Never does what?
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Don't get old.
He never does.
Never does what?
try to follow...
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Slap the weasel
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Stop the monkey.
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catch and release
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Mean people suck
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Nice people lick.
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Nice people swallow
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swallows are nice
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Purple Martins too.
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Buckle up, Buttercup.
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fracking cold outside
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areoplanes hardest trees
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trees catch drones
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Kite thieving bastiges!!
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easily done son
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Girls say that.
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You whiney bitch
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Ya, we vote.
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should lose it
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I just pooped
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On bosses lawn?
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Step on it?
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Boot it, Newt!
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Too much info!
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It's all fake
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That's wonderful news!
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Ha! Fooled ya!
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That's not hard
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Viagara Single pack
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Take your Viagra
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No Canadian emails
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Need a passport
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stiffy? oh, stiffy
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Done and down!
:chili: :chili: :chili:
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And all around
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We're turning again.
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Then straighten out
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No. Make me.
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No. Make me.
Mom said so.
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One ping only.
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Hit the post!
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Brake the rail
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Hit the dirt.
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Not the sack.
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A six pack
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a cross section,
an angry section
a pissed-off platoon
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Army of arguers.
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I completely disagree.
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Shut up, Beavis.
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You to Butthead.
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Boys, boys, boys!
:nono: :nono: :nono:
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girls, girls, girls!
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Cosby brand chloroform.
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good old days?
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Rolling stones suck.
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Ol' curmudgeons drool.
:drif:
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Drywall. Pontifex. Numberwang,
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Cannot look away.
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taking slurry tanks
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Up the hill?
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Drywall. Pontifex. Numberwang,
A new dish
On the menu?
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On the intercom.
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On the fritz
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Fritz the Cat?
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I was stoned
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I was stoned
We all were.
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Wish I was.
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Forgot the question...
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Uhm.....yeah......huh?
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Dave's not there.
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Dave, who's Dave?
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my wife Dave
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Pet duck Adeline.
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Never pet ducks.
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Lost in translation.
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Up Shit Creek
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piss in river
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Dump in raspberries.
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and stir vigorously
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So very vigorously.
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With malice aforethought.
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then toss it
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Down the river
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upstream, delightfully, achingly
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To reappear, slowly.
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Are you crowning?
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Too much kale.
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Ooh. Stinky bathroom.
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Sure is windy.
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it certainly is
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Sleep? Not me.
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count the sheeps
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count the sheeps
Never tried counting...
:couch:
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Hey! No judging!
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Judgment free zone?
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But heavily taxed.
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What isn't taxed?
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In Texas, labor.
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Thingy's not taxed.
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Not yet, anyway.
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are we there?
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Yes, play attention.
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Short attention span
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low boredom threshold
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Banana cream pie
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fecking banofee shite
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Somebody said pie?
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(Drooled on tie).
:drool:
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Lick it up.
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Peculiar table manners.
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silver service only
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Chrome dome polisher
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It's naturally shiny.
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It's naturally shiny.
Like your outlook.
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Looks like yours.
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Except mine's bigger
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It's not baaaaaad.
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gone off though
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Timing is everything.
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Plenty of time.
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It's about time
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Slippin' Slippin' Slippin'
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Into the future.
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Time keeps on...
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Slippin' slippin' slippin'
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Slip slidin' away...
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Surprise nun explosion.
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Bishop was impressed.
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Sharing disgusting diseases.
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With no regrets.
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Killed with antibiotics
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Microscopic war crimes.
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Flatulent gas bombs.
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Silent but deadly
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Brush your teeth!!
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We like Roy!
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Roy hates us!
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Unjustly despised STO.ners.
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Dude. Don't judge.
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Unless driving Priuseses
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Judge Judy, executioner.
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Here comeda Judge!
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Flying fickle finger
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Comin' in LOW!
:willy:
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Hot and heavy
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And gluten free!
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And gluten free!
Tree hugging hippie
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I love gluten!
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especially liquid kind
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Most very especially.
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Bunch of alcoholics
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Ten years sober.
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One lucky STO.ner.
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lucky at love
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Where is Raj?
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Where is Bob?
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What about Bob?
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Bob's my copilot
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You're my copilot
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No I'm not
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Yes, you are!
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"Arguments", next cubicle.
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Take a number
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any number? yours?
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You've got mine.
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Lucky number's one.
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Deep inside you
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Lies a worm
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Already been sharpened?
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His rapier wit?
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So very pointy.
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Oblio's motorcycle helmet.
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Five extra breasts.
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Don't say "extra"!
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It's cold out
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Rode motorcycle today
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It's cold out
Put it away.
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It's cold out
Put it away.
Some serious shrinkage.
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heat it up
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Down the street
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On one wheel.
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With one hand
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In your pocket.
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Guess which one!
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cop a feel
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feel a cop
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Never feed Smokey.
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Preventing forest fires
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Do you smoke?
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roll another one
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Don't Bogart that.
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Don't wanna quit.
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But I'm responsible.
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That there's sarcasm.
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Clay is sarcastic?
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He's classic sarcastic.
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He's classroom sarcastic.
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Middleschoolers love it.
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Weather sucks today.
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Seagulls are hoofinit.
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fecking bloody seagulls
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Shoot to kill
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License to ill
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Bond James Bond
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Bombed James Bond
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Prescription strength pandemonium
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Unavoidable anal leakage.
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do your laundry
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Clean your shorts
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Shut up Ed.
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Kids Birthday Party!
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Birthday cake fight
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All sarcasm aside.
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A sarcastic aside.
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Weather sucks today.
It's still March
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Get over it
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nah-under it.
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Narcissistic personality disorder
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Psychoanalytical mind fart.
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Damn big word.
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is bigger
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Antidisestablishmentarianism rocks too.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism rocks too.
Not as muchissimopluralmagicmemento
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Dork. Buboes.
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Here's yer buboes!
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Another thread entirely.
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anyone remember BHITAWTF?
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Who's your daddy!
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absolutely no idea
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Brisket and Boxty
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Guinness and Guinness.
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Black and tan
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Too much sun.
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Zombie Jebus Day!
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Whoop Dee doo
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yes it was
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That was then.
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this is now
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:headscratch:
It's always now.
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how very dull
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Word up bitches!
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That's PUG talk!
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Pug attack dog!
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Dog! Attack Pug!
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Pug! Dog attack!
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Cats be tremblin'.
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to their tail
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They're 'fraidy cats.
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Extremely frumious bandersnatch.
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Fritz the Cat!
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Jack the Bear.
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Rock the Casbah
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Notorious beluga salami.
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I am groot
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Tractionless meadow muffins.
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All about it.
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Favorite luminous Wonderbra.
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Diametrically opposed motivations.
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Missing in action,
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Worst. Movie. Ever.
No. Not really.
But very close.
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Thin Red Line?
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Burns when I ____________
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Buongiorno. Konichiwa. Funicular.
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Kumbaya mother fuckers
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Back from Scotland.
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Was it fun?
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Saw an Osprey.
Overdosed on beauty.
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Sounds like fun.
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saw a DN01
Owner liked it
Scottish fat fool
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I'm back again
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Welcome home. Again.
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Hail Hydra. Turnip.
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Coulda woulda shouda
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Slept through it...
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Mambo. Dogface. Bananapatch.
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Mambo. Dogface. Bananapatch.
Sha na na.
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Wanna get small?
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Motorcycles for life!
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This one time,
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At band camp....
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not again, Cookie!
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Sadly, once again.
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keep trying hard
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keep hardly trying
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Spork. Ventriloquist. Badonkadonk.
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That's just silly.
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My Sporks titanium.
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Triumphant linguine forest.
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Death chicken mambo.
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Frothy masonite regalia.
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Reflective cosmic flatulence.
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Bovine philtrum enthusiasm.
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don't stop now
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That showed ya.
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Dahmmmed bad optics.
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Bad mother f*cker
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Achy double hockeystix.
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Doody inna pool!!
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sunny and warm
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Krispy
Kreme
Doughnuts
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Coo coo cajoo.
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The lambs. Screaming.
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And then, silence.
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Punctuated by screaming.
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Crunchy peanut orangutan
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I love those!
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Faulty thought process.
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stream prolapsing fish
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High flow rate.
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from inside out
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coho leads-just
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Just the tip.
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It means something
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Things mean stuff.
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oh dear. off
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To be or....
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Half a bee.
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a D then
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Failed the test!
:bluduh:
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Flatulent Narcissus Bonk
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Frilly pink Godzilla.
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There goes Tokyo.
-
it flew by
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Stormy gastrointestinal forecast.
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An angry loaf.
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meat loaf again?
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rammalamma ding dong
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Whoop dee dew.
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The larch. The.
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Last in line.
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just about there
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Crush
Kill
Destroy
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cuddle
kiss
dampen
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Moist
Damp
Wet
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Electric raspberry flange.
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holy modal rounders
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But I didn't.
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Granular narthex interrobang.
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that's a mouthful
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Past your epiglottis.
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awesome you swallow?
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Timing is everything:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4666798/Ejaculating-significantly-reduces-risk-cancer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4666798/Ejaculating-significantly-reduces-risk-cancer.html)
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Please define "significantly".
:eek:
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Greater than negligibly.
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Don't like people.
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Don't like people.
Water is wet.
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Don't like people.
Water is wet.
Here we go!
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Don't like people.
Water is wet.
Here we go!
In a handbasket?
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Don't like people.
Water is wet.
Here we go!
In a handbasket?
Bucket of fuckit.
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Don't like people.
Water is wet.
Here we go!
In a handbasket?
Bucket of fuckit.
Extra Strength Fuckitol?
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Total persistant dontgiveadamage.
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Weed, whites, wine.
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Growacet....take two
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Roooooolllllllllllllllll another one....
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crawling, crying wallabies
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Demon, ifrit, knackwurst.
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EXTRACTION POINT REQUIRED!!!
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by helicopter? yes?
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Blackman Hawk Down
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all lives splatter
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Olive pancake batter.
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Blackman Hawk Down
It wicked hurt.
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Kiss my boo-boo.
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Bite it, Marie.
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fluff it first
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Drives by ear.
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I smell music.
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It's "Love Stinks".
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Salads and mayhem!!!!!!!
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the secondary armament
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Try, try again.
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Up for grabs.
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Don't grab mine!
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Ya yas out.
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No inhibitions here
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put it away
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Took
It
Out
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put it back!
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Pump and wheeze
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Strum und drang.
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Rubber side down
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Skin inna game.
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Don’t lose it.
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Where's my keys? ? ? ?
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you lost them
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Hotwire the bitch
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Take the bus
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Commute by hoverboard!
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Nice try, McFly.
-
It's his density.
-
you lost them
Nine years ago
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no going back
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Kneescrubber stole it.
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in Mystery Box
-
whatever happened there?
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Wake up Sunshine.
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Shake and bake.
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Lemon ginger tea
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Lemon ginger tea
Yorkshire/Nilgiri infusion.
:smiley_thumb:
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Shake and bake.
wake and bake :smoking:
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Broke and lonesome.
-
Business as usual.
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Dialing for dollahs.
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sex by telephone
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Gleaming the Cube
-
Oldie but goodie!
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Young and Sexy :naughty:
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Nope Not Me
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Pork and beans.
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Turn the page
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can't do that
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You'll go astigmatic.
:naughty:
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My feet hurt
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Ride, don't walk.
:shrug:
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Pork and beans.
Bubble and squeak
-
Judge. Judy. Executioner.
-
Shits and giggles
-
Gut busting guffaws.
-
let's start again
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With more bacon.
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Plus some cheese!
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Yes, More Cheese
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Munch Caerphilly, now...
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New York, London, Paris...
-
New York, London, Paris...
Is four words.
-
But that's okay.
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Papa can't count
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Papa don't preach
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Like a virgin
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I 'm a butterfly!
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Everybody loves butter.
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You're an aurochs!
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A future anachronism.
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Bees bees bees!
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Beets beets beets!
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lions, tigers and
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lions, tigers and
...bare, OH MY!
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Hey hey my
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outa the blue
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into the black
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On the money
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Flat out Broke :(
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Busted and rusted.
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It may snow
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nope. Not here.
-
Famous last words...
:rolleyes:
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Moto Guzzi 4evar!
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Snow day joy...
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Sunny Beach Day 8)
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dark and dank
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Roll with it 8)
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Roll 'nother one.
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get my aardvark
-
Stoopid useless autocorrect.
-
Learning to fly
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falling over backwards
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Tipped post-tippling?
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aeroplane knobbly bumhead
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Billy goats gruff
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Big bam boom.
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getting to know
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All about you
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Brother Hobbes Boogie!
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Daylight Savings sucks.
-
Daylight Savings sucks.
Fug diz chit.
-
Obe la dee.
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I need sleep :bluduh:
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Sleep when dead
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Live it up!
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Ed's naked chicken.
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Can't fall asleep
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Ed's naked chicken.
That's quite telling :crazy:
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Can't fall asleep
Clown'll eat you?
-
Don't like clowns
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Means you're "sane".
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eating crunchless yoyos
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Too few crumbs.
-
So, so tired.
-
Opposing candle flames.
-
exactly. I know.
-
Translucent pogo flange.
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and then she
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Wheelied outta sight!
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bulging mammalian protuberances.
-
Green Jedi milk.
-
This one time...
-
only one job...
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I'll only try
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Open and slut.
-
I know her
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Ancho Chile Poutine
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Awesome nacho pie
-
I like pie.
-
Waffles are Good
-
So am unicorn
-
Grass fence goats
-
Again with Rachel!!!!
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The Graveyard Shift
-
very light snow
-
Excruciatingly heavy silence.
-
Flew the coop
-
Patchouli smelling hippie
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Buttoned down conformist
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blown flip flop
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Porter braised brisket.
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Skull and Roses
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China cat sunflower
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Uncle John's Band
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Banned in Boston
-
Banned in Boston
It was Worcester.
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war sister? really?
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It's pronounced Woosta
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Makes yummy sauce.
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Cup of Tea :thumbsup:
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Basket of flounder.
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Wad of cash.
-
hand it over
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Biscuits and Chevrolet
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Rotating adverb lamp.
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With taco seasoning
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and black beans
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And a spork.
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Toe jam football
-
See a podiatrist.
-
:nono: Clean your feet
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Sittin and Drinkin
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Bob'n and weavin'.
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ducking and diving
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Dip. Dive. Socialize.
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Hands in air
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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a a a
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Monday night slowdown
-
Tuesday's panicked catch-up.
-
Eggplant is nasty.
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PIE's for WINNERS!
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PIE's for WINNERS!
No coffee, though.
Coffee's for closers.
Voot. Boink. Diddly.
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No coffee, though.
Coffee's for closers.
Voot. Boink. Diddly.
You high bro?
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Rub spank spoink.
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My day off.
Whut's yer point?
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dorky, dorky, dorky
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Right, at delirium.
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Bink, Boink... Splat!
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half boiled egg
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Tick tock sponge.
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Busted goober flange.
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rusty muffler bearing
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Heisenberg Compensator buggered.
-
Better call Scotty.
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Auch! Eye, Ca'an.
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Usual Scotty, legless.
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Castellated nut bar.
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Cat urine reeks.
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Incontinent urine leaks.
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Road to nowhere
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We're leaving when?
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I'm already gone.
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Gone and Back
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Save a seat.
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pick up truck
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very big muscles
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Behind blue eyes
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behind the veil
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Under the sheets.
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In teh streets
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gutters are beautiful
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the wind blew
-
So did Justine
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Dutch oven defense.
-
Roll over Beethoven
-
pardon the interruption
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Oh my gawd!
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werewolf. Where wolf?
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What knockers! Rutabaga.
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Neeps and tatties.
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See through socks
-
See a podiatrist :hurl:
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Nice rack Deer :naughty:
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Voluminous Golden Bozos.
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Voracious tomato drillbit.
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butter stops slipstreaming
-
Only Freudian slipstreams.
-
Shit! Brick wall!
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Acme Portable Hole.
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the best type
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Squirrels spiral downwards.
-
Funguy the mushroom
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No pie leftover.
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Sweet Cheri Pie :naughty:
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Mystery science theater
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The Shadow nose.
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Know Juan Nose
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It's tractor day
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Keep your Cockshutt.
-
Um, okay, what?
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Cockshutt Model thirty
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That's real perdy
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Get out, more.
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Tractor never showed.
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Make the call
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Drop the writ.
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A little Bactine.
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...in noodle soup.
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drop the mercurochrome
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Nostalgic bed pans
-
Orange is fourway.
-
no it's not
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Thread under review.
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Marconi, macaroni, macarana.
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Motorcycle For Sale
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Wadda ya got?
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Buy My Ural
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pm me. not.
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Including rusty bolts
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ah. those, please.
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Get a room
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Motorcycle For Sale
I like it!
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Pearl of Wisdumb.
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Poot. Jalfrezi. Hackensack.
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OH never mind
-
not a problem
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Kashmir Kerfuffle Kentucky
-
An eloquent reply.
-
Are elephants sublime?
-
Do heffalumps sublimate?
-
Don hellacious sombreros?
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Don't have cow.
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EAT MOR CHIKIN
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Tummy rumble baseline.
-
Just shut up
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this post's invisible
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Distopian diaper service
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Don't want picture
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Colorful rabbit eggs.
-
Those aren't raisins.
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Kill the Wrabbit
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roasted with veggies
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roasted with veggies
It's Sarah Manning!
-
Are you sure?
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Are you sure?
Speaks Clone Club.
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Snores in French.
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Shiver me squirrels
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Smell my socks.
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After breakfast maybe
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One word
’Nova
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Don't go there.
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Everyone loves log.
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peanut butter thick
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Arise, dead thread.
-
Die, rebel scum!
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then walk away
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Kill them ALL!
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with crunchy cornflakes
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Weetabix with razors...
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Gouda smoked grits.
-
That's just nasty
-
Not at all
-
Yes it is
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please don't argue.
-
Down the hall.
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Around the corner.
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away from eavesdroppers
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The NSA knows.
-
so does Russia...
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Need more Vodka!
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Old fashioned donut.
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Hearts and Flowers
-
the rose wars
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Rose Colored Glasses
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beef and pepper
-
Bored or something?
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post operative boredom
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Ziti with linguica.
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Squid with wheels.
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bacon wrapped jalapenos
stuffed with cheese
and other goodies
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Beans and franks
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Go sleep upstairs
-
She said that
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So I'm upstairs
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Methane and hydrogen.
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Beer and Whiskey
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Rosencranz and Guildenstern.
-
they're all dead
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Just mostly dead.
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fetchez la vache
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Groin. Botanical. Narcolepsy.
-
Candygram for Mongo!!!
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Fiendishly devious bacon.
-
That's just nonsense
-
Never had reflux?
-
not since antacids...
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Hot Italian Sandwich.
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Hot Italian Girls
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Down and Dirty
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with the kidz
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Hard time, baby!
-
Hi I'm back! :willy:
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where were you?
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Why were you?
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who were you?
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Who are you?
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Grumpy old farts.
-
smelly fart bottom
-
Open a window.
-
Bust my buttons!
-
Odiferous touring sock.
-
Road flare suppository
-
Bourbon Mint IPA
For derby day.
-
that's just wrong :nono:
Gin Perrier & cranberry :smiley_thumb:
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Perrier? Why Perrier?
-
Katie Perry, eh.
:inlove:
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Perrier? Why Perrier?
fizzy like tonic
contains no sweetener
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Unburdened by flavour.
-
Hence the cranberry
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Inedible without sugar.
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somewhat tart perhaps...
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Yes she is.
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Lubrication is key.
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Squirters are best! :smiley_thumb:
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that's just disgusting
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Chacun ses goûts.
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Hey nonny nonny.
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Eat the middle.
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Free beard rides!
:naughty:
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1980s Yamahas=shite
-
I liked them...... :shrug:
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Down with tyrants
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Up yer kilt.
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Puffy tongue blisters
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Suck on it
-
Nanook rubs it.
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work. no thanks.
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Just say "meh".
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nice tight seal
:leghump:
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What Nanook wants.
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Dark Rye Bread :drif:
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butter and honey
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Ham and Swiss.
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Scotch and Ice
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Peaches and Herb
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Spandex and obesity.
-
common sight, unfortunately :facepalm:
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just behind you
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Zoinks! A g-g-ghost!
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Simply said. Yes.
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Big badda boom
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Bloody big bum
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Large underweared wimmens.
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Onward till Morning
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Up wicked early
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Hit the snooze...
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onward Christian soldiers...
:pope: :willy: :willy: :willy: :willy:
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screw organized religion
-
Nah. Too uptight.
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In the crappah
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Extinguish ignition sources.
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light the torch
-
with west witches
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Wet witches melt.
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I am speechless.
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Braless monkey pandemonium!!!!!!
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Knowledge is priceless
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Ignorance is expensive
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Hookers are dirty
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Inflatable dolls leak
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No extra charge!!
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Inflatable dolls leak
Duct Tape Rocks
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Crazy glued nuts.
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pissed off squirrels
:nono:
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Protect your nuts
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Buttermilk Creme Brulee.
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22 shootings 2018
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We're number one!!!!!
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yup. yes. yeah
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time for beer
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Beer is GOOD
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Yes it is.
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Depends......what brand
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Mornin Cuppa Tea
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Bilateral cartoid waffle.
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Lilly liver'd varmint.
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Dead Chipmunks only
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only what? rot?
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Kill the Voles/Moles
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Rare prime rib.
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searching with flashlights
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Running with scissors.
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Girls on trampolines :naughty:
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Tramps on amphetamines.
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Hobos driving Volvos.
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Homeless with cars
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leg humping fucktards
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Too many notes.
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No more meetings!
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Unrealistic requested outcomes
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Eradicate conceptualist thinking
:gerg:
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Eradicate conceptualist thinking
:gerg:
All hail Stevent 8)
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Bite my onion.
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walla walla sweet?
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A prison thing?
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mighty tasty onions :smiley_thumb:
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Kill your TV
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Dr Blake's on! :nono:
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even more reason :bigsmile:
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Up at three
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Drink moar wine
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Sip Whiskey Slowly
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Croquette. Methuselah. Adenoid.
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Back to lurking.
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Good morning, Anaheim
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back to wine
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Enjoying a Beer
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have you no - ?
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have you no - ?
Bananas? None today.
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No, I meant -
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Furshlugginer, poit, potrzebie?
-
- - -
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Grawlixes or Grawlices?
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No common sense
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uncommon scents though....
:nono:
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strappy lime sandals
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Fluorescent green toenails
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Concert tonight. Potato.
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Who's playing? Rototiller.
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Damn I'm sleepy!
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Who's playing? Rototiller.
Dead and Company
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Old and slow
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Sweet. Have fun.
Dingleberry. Bojangles. Huffy.
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Go Caps Go!
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Penguins no show.. :facepalm:
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Fat tuxedo birdies.
-
So very tired
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Penguins no show.. :facepalm:
Knights half Penguins. :bigsmile:
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Penguins on grills
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When Penguins Attack :willy:
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Vacation begins tomorrow
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Enjoy the vacation
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fixed Huw's car.
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That's not vacation :nono:
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fixed Huw's car.
Nice of you.
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fixed Huw's car.
Fixed or That'llDoYA
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Harris Ranch Rawks
-
Caps win another :thumbsup:
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Who's playing? Rototiller.
Dead and Company
Was it good?
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Yay it's Monday!
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imperialist lackey-dog
-
Hard working proletariat
:gerg:
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Third nap today.
-
Boss showed up... :nono:
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Not on monday
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Only on weekends
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Workday is Done
-
I'm still here
:lamer:
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capitalist running lemur
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get over it
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Purple horned snorklewhacker.
-
Suggestive of twarly
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Imperialist Babylonian sodomite
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Slack jawed yokel.
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dirty faced children
-
nose ringed beetles
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Taut jiggly curmudgeon.
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Rich, ripped "cougar"
:naughty:
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Farted in church
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religion of fools
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Add onion rings.
-
Santa Claus. BROCCOLI!!!!
-
back to "cougars"... :leghump: :naughty: :smiley_thumb:
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401K sucking leeches.
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The Hofmeister Kink
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gold digging scallywags..
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Holy Peanut butter
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Sanctified garlic mayonnaise.
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Nondenominational raspberry jam.
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garlic breathed peasants
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bottom headed peasants
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Garlicky pheasant bottoms.
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Mayonnaise Garlic Artichokes
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Deviled ham croquette.
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Premeditated tacky bunions.
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little corn pads
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bucket of nails
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trees, trees, trees
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The Larch. The.
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confuse the cat
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Wag the dog
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Spritz the Cat.
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kitty flying lessons
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cat sack river
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Monkey fist knot.
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Baboon faced twat
-
I know. Sorry.
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Don't be ashamed
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No more mirrors.
-
Nice bum though.
:naughty:
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Moo oink quack
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greasy duck butter
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fattie fois gras
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Eugene OH! Neil
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Ed Oh Neil.
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Neil and Bob
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Kneel before Zod.
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Mess with Zohan :nono:
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Mess with Zohan :nono:
Don't do that.
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Live the Onion
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Jam the asparagus.
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shuck the oyster
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Eat the peach.
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Live at Filmore
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dead in Essex
-
well that stinks..... :'(
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Rotten in Denmark
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Feckless fecking feckers.
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I like freckles
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bleach is good
-
Just snort it.
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Trade the Bonneville?
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burn the buick
-
Deviate the norms.
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Obviate Abby Normal.
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Duck duck goose.
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Side of bacon.
-
Lots of spammers
Great new software
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Fuckin cops. Egg.
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Bacon wrapped eggs
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Speedy tomato. Oatmeal.
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Piggy feet dancing
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Big boss man
-
The Nature Boy.
-
First lightening bug
-
Lots of owls.
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Up wicked early
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Sleepy time. Time.
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I hate Fords
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I love fiords
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Nostalgia egg monkey
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Stinky old eggs
-
I like waffles
-
Waffles contain eggs.
-
Make America turtle 🐢
-
Lie to me.
-
Yer so pretty
-
A jenius, two.
-
One fish two...
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Fish three fish...
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Fillet of sole
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Frangipane. Cromulent ballsack.
-
Told my boss...
SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
I'm still employed.
Hooray low standards!
-
He any good?
We don't get
Benefits like that
at my job.
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reward every payday :lamer:
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Jiggity twat fuck
-
Told my boss...
SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
I'm still employed.
Hooray low standards!
Well, did He?
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He did not.
Got very angry.
-
Formulating a comeback...
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He had one.
Came a runnin'.
Called me in.
Chewed me out.
Entertained the masses.
Fuck the masses.
Hate the masses.
IQs of soup.
-
Thats too bad
Could've been exciting
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Screw that guy.
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Enchiladas with beer
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Always up early
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Always thinkin' late...
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Busy little garage
-
This rain sucks.
Building an ark
-
Short work day.
Stupid recognition banquet.
Hate these people.
Have to go.
Here thirty years.
I'll be mentioned.
Have to stand.
Can't skip out.
I'll be missed.
Hate these people.
Nice watch though.
-
"IQ's of soup"
that's a keeper
filed for reference
Ta muchly sir
-
My pleasure. Octopus.
-
'My Pleasure Octopus'
Band name stolen.
-
Pleasure my octopus
Would be better
-
The poodle chewses...
-
Sold the Ural
Got full Price
People are crazy
-
Огромный пузырь обезьяны!
-
Dogs licking boots
-
Wiener water soup.
-
Illinois enema bandit.
-
Your a putz
-
Flush & Drain
-
slug admiration society
-
They're pretty salty.
-
Great on toast
-
with mango chutney
-
Toes in Sand
-
Sand in mangina
-
Like Old Gregg.
-
Sand in mangina
Good for traction.
-
Shut up Ed.
-
nitty gritty love!
:leghump:
-
The grate, outdoors.
-
Jalapeno guacamole toothpaste
-
Naga chilli bumpaste
-
Will be blood.
-
A mighty wind.
-
Grand lean angle.
-
Sand in mangina
Rattail File Sex
-
spambots play freely
-
All the time.
-
Jiggly cheese balls.
-
Wholesome salty goodness
-
not enough spambots
-
Best hair putty!
-
Jiggly cheese balls.
Poutine and Kokanee :smiley_thumb:
-
Pickerel and Blue.
(Labatt's Blue, heathens).
-
A quiet evening
-
Ain't over yet.
-
it is, now
-
It was, then.
-
Fandango. Penultimate. Groin.
-
Labatts blue beer
Nasty Frog Pisswater
:hurl:
-
Bad as Bud
-
Crapy rice beer :hurl:
-
Preferable to prune-juice.
:gerg:
-
A warrior's drink.
-
Squid is bait.
It's not food.
-
Calamari with arrabiata
-
Calamari with arrabiata
Squid with angry.
-
Not Penny's boat
-
Rock yer gunwales.
-
Fcuking close'ta water.
-
Drowning in jello
-
Wrestling in honey.
-
Boxing in bouillabaisse
-
Eat moar chiken
-
Zip yer fly.
-
Kibbles and bits
-
cat breaded fingers
-
Angelical anal eucalyptus.
-
said the Bishop
-
To the acolyte
-
Love cat fingers.
-
Hush puppy hoagies.
-
TexMex Schnitzel Sandwich.
-
Technicolor liquid yawn.
-
Technicolor liquid yawn.
Driving porcelain bus.
Shout out breakfast
Unswallow. Doink. Marzipan.
-
Walt Disney gargle
-
Odiferous technicolor saturate.
-
Lets go fishin
-
around the bend
-
down the river
-
on the bank
-
Dadoo ron ron
-
Sardines with Tabasco
-
fish in cans
-
Make Jesus happy
:pope:
-
fatties shovelling food
-
You mean Americans?
-
Americans from Texas?
-
They're the worst!
:nono:
-
Not cranky yankees?
-
Taffy wasa Welshman
-
Taffy wasa thief
-
Taffy wentto LondonTown
-
Andstole asideof beef
-
Papa drinks early!!
-
Early and often.
-
Subject to looping.
-
Over and over.
-
Electric Light Orchestra
-
light brigade charging
-
And subsequent fall.
-
stupid but epic
-
Neal on .OH
-
like a leech
-
Snicker snort chuckle
-
Mumble, grumble, belch.
-
Manners you beast! :nono:
-
Bad manners. Again.
-
My best behavior
Is usually bad.
-
Mine too. Radish.
-
I like radishes
-
They're so radical.
-
Wradical wrascally wrabbit.
-
Damn the torpedoes!
Full speed ahead!!!
-
Go ahead, backup.
-
Happy Canada Day
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-
Russia is happier
-
Ignorance is bliss.
-
Russia is happier
You're so evil.
:rolleyes:
-
Mexican President "AMLO"
-
Warm in Phoenix
-
Let's go flying
-
Density Altitude chang'n?
-
Always must consider
-
Sleep? Sorry, no.
-
Awake, but barely...
-
Tried to nap
-
But, no luck.
-
Long day ahead
-
Concealed water balloons.
:couch:
-
busy day today
got lots done :smiley_thumb:
time for wine
-
time for wine
Do I halfta!?!?
-
Smoke up, Johnny!
-
Colorado is smok'n
-
109° isn't 110°
-
Grumble grumble grumble
-
Well practiced curmudgeon.
-
inexpert cunnilingus aeroflot
-
That's just Wednesday.
-
it was allIhad
-
Full to bursting.
-
119˚ isn't 110˚
-
Celcius vs. Frankenstein.
-
First Haboob 2018
-
Pretty sure my
First haboob was
Around about 1984.
:naughty:
-
ok I'm back....
:wave:
-
Could be propitious!
-
Hephalumps and Woozles
-
Illegitimi non carborundum.
-
Have a cigar
-
Where's that intern?
-
Hey, nice dress.
-
call dry cleaners
:smoking:
-
WiFi buggy whip.
-
My job sucks.
-
How much longer?
-
Until The End.
-
Someone goes postal.
-
They usually do.
-
I'll be waiting
-
Someone goes postal.
Possible advancement opportunity?
:augie:
-
A Klingon promotion.
-
Someone goes postal.
Possible advancement opportunity?
:augie:
Please God no.
-
A Klingon promotion.
The surest kind......
:lamer:
-
Still hate it.
-
Hurts my knees.
-
And my back.
-
That just sucks
-
Golly! Mr. Wizard!
-
Drizzle drazzle drozzle
:gerg:
-
Don't be silly
-
You're a pro.
-
Drizzle drazzle drozzle
:gerg:
Help Mr Wizard
-
God Dam Tourists :gerg:
-
Chevrolet sized mosquitoes
-
Large underweared wimmens.
-
swimmin' wit' wimminz
:wings:
-
Between their legs.
-
Rock that casbah.
-
Sharif won't like..
:nono:
-
Irish Breakfast Tea :wings:
-
That's whiskey, right?
-
Haw haw, Seamus.
-
Thirst and howl.
-
Tea with milk
:banana:
-
74º beats 105º
-
Are those words?
-
74º beats 105º
sixty beats both
-
big baby balloon
-
Only the beginning.
-
Same as it
Ever was. Dirigible.
-
big baby balloon
Quite funny balloon
Had to laugh
-
Tenacious mango fluid.
-
dropped my cup
got a puddle
on the floor
-
Blame the dog.
He won't know.
-
silly little man
-
a rude guest
-
no American deal
-
Scottish golf weekend
-
feck off home
-
Sleekit timorous beastie.
-
I hate my
Job. Blueberry muffins.
-
Dark roasted beans.
-
stupid orange baby
-
Disrespectful! nuke 'em!
:bash:
-
who disrespected JFK?
-
Or Ronald Rayguns?
-
Or Barak Obama?
-
Fly a blimp
-
Bang a gong
-
Cucumbers and jelly.
-
baby needs twitter
-
love the float
-
Root beer float.
-
Beer is Good
-
Second beer gooderer.
-
Morning breakfast tea ☕
and a stack 🥞
-
Ich bin Berliner
-
A sausage? What? :eek: :eek: :eek:
-
Eine kleine nürnberger.
-
Studebacher Hoch. YEAH!
-
Pilsner Urquell, Prosit!
-
Foment ambiguous discord.
-
I drank that.
-
Twitchy pizza cutter.
-
James Goddam Woods.
-
Frosty cold brew :beerchug:
-
Hot buttered mama.
-
steaming tea bags
-
Raging douche bags.
-
You mean Facebook????
:headscratch:
-
They are everywhere.
-
And they breed.
-
Literally like rabbits.
-
My brain hurts.
-
Gonna have'ta amputate.
-
apply neck tourniquet
:gerg:
-
quockerwodger, quockerwodger, quockerwodger.
Real word. True.
-
Pillion. Piddock. Pillock.
-
Don't blame me.
-
Guilty until proven!
:pope:
-
Dayz'd and confuzed.
-
Daisy corn fusion.
-
Daily corn squeezin's
:gerg:
-
Cures your ailments.
-
Daily rhumatizz medicine..
-
Firkin Friday, y'all.
-
^^^
Time sensitive posting.
-
^^^
Time sensitive posting.
what's the context?
-
Fuck.
This.
Place.
-
Is that possible?
-
It fucks me
So, why not?
-
we're here foryou
-
You'll need to
Buy us all
Dinner first. Axle.
-
Vacay with rellies
Heading up island
Beautiful British Columbia
:beerchug: :banana: :banana: :banana:
-
Smell those trees.
-
barely hairy babies
-
very hairy ba..s
oh never mind
-
Done and DONE.
-
OK I'm back
had a blast
drank too much
typical vaycay really... :shrug:
-
OK I'm back
had a blast
drank too much
typical vaycay really... :shrug:
And you are?
-
Unable to remember.
-
Mondays a wash.
-
Wasn't that Saturday?
-
Satursday's bath night.
-
Satursday's bath night.
It's Saturday here.
-
It's Saturday here.
I'm having Monday.
-
Don't like Moandays.
-
Tuesday for me!
-
Satan prefers Tuesdays.
-
Beelzebubs a fag
-
Seems to smile
too much teeth
feels quite unnerving
-
Eyes not smiling.
-
Bum cracks up.
-
camel toe tights :smiley_thumb:
-
Call me, Ishmael.
-
I believe in!!!!!
-
It is known.
-
It wasn't me.
-
I don't Know
Was it Yyin
-
Most likely Yyang.
-
Back woods elderly
-
Toothless Hill Scroggins
-
the simple folk
-
Rhymes with orange
-
aussie strange dog
-
Let the bodies
-
hit the floor
-
Let the bodies
-
hit the floor
-
Let the bodies
-
hit the floor
-
Alt. free zone
-
Disco music only
-
Decent jazz allowed
-
no brassy shit
-
Lost a moth?
I've got it.
-
Sane Clown Posse.
-
Juggalo's be jumpin
-
mamas be humpin
-
Hamburglars for Justice
-
What is Grimace?
-
A purple crackhead
-
He's a buttplug.
-
A large one
-
Falls out often
-
Do more kegels.
-
bright orange wazzock
-
Give it gas.
-
gassed orange wazzock
-
White sauce blues.
-
Cut across, Shorty
-
Without a pickle.
-
in the ditch
-
It's Jerry Day :banana:🃏
-
The ultimate betrayal
-
Two handed spork.
-
Jerry Garcia Amphitheater
Hippies on lawn
dancin & smokin
Today was Enjoyable
-
Timothy Leary's dead.
-
Tickle my blister.
-
Jerry Garcia Amphitheater
Hippies on lawn
dancin & smokin
Today was Enjoyable
Who'd you see?
-
Sleepin' it off...
-
Miles Edward O'Brien
-
James Edward Olmos
-
Fast Eddie Felson
-
Jerry, Racecar driver.
-
Thela Hun Ginjeet
-
Jerry Garcia Amphitheater
Hippies on lawn
dancin & smokin
Today was Enjoyable
Who'd you see?
A few bands
did not partake
in party substances
Ate & danced
many dead heads
-
Dirty stinkin hippies
-
Burn them weeds.
-
Run the gauntlet
-
hand in glove
-
Tongue in cheek.
-
bubble and squeek
-
Jackson Hole Wyoming
-
Come by Chance.
-
Go away now.
-
Chuck you Farly
-
phuk ewe illiterates
-
Sad day today.
-
Did someone die?
-
Pie all gone?
-
Gotta wear pants?
-
pretty darn warm
-
ruled by aeroplanes
-
Head in clouds
Feet on ground
F them all
-
Foot fetish eh?
:leghump: :smiley_thumb:
-
If it fits ;D
-
Sleep now, Dawg.
Vaya con Dios.
-
Arise ye sluggard!
Work awaits you.
:gerg: :pope:
-
I'm going home.
Be back soon.
-
Sheep are aquiver.
-
Large Velcro Gloves
High Water Boots
:confused:
-
Smells like ass
-
Mentholate thy nostrils.
-
Smells like menthol
-
Not great improvement.
-
So very minty.
-
Mint Jelly Lamb
Go good together
-
Peanut butter jelly
Time peanut butter
Jelly time peanut
Butter jelly time.
-
I like waffles
-
Pass the pig.
-
Lamb tastes better
-
with mint jelly
-
Gellin' like Magellan?
-
^^^^^
"Jello", old fellow.
-
Is it time?
-
well just about...
-
Any lamb left?
-
It's mutton now.
-
Mutt 'n Jeff?
-
Mouton Rothschild. Corn.
-
Desmond Tutu's tutu.
-
Desdemona's dirty secret.
-
Winona's brown beaver
-
David Bowie's trousers.
-
Great Caesar's Ghost!
-
Great Caesar Salad
-
With garlic croutons
-
Stuff the anchovies.
-
Nasty smelly fishes.
-
So juicy sweet!
-
Peach season here.
-
One toke over
The line sweet
Jeebus. One toke
Over the line.
-
God Dam Hippies
Gota love um
-
Strawberry Alarm Clock.
-
The Electric Prunes
-
Dead Can Dance
-
Shoot the bastards.
smelly fucking hippies.
corpses smell better
-
Shoot the bastards.
smelly fucking hippies.
David C. Billodeau
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He shot Billy.
And then Wyatt.
:pope:
-
Harshed my mellow
-
Smoked Mole Brisket.
(Mole, not mole)
-
Three blind nonmice.
-
Differently abled creatures
-
Three legged man
-
no tailed cat
-
Wobbling Manx Nub
-
went there once.
rained a lot.
fecking army camp.
boots made for walking
blisters on toes
dubbin and polish.
-
Gloria Vanderbilt's underwear
-
Over your ears.
(A Kodak moment)
-
Perhaps Racheal McAdams
truth be told
preferably still warm
-
Truth is Truth
-
There's no truth
-
Cash or credit.
-
Same no price
-
"Pre-conditioned" sale
:leghump: :csm:
-
Hi Fidelity marmalade.
-
Squeezed Grape Jelly
Caressed Strawberry Jam
-
Butter butter butter
-
Frito Bandito Burrito
-
Captain's rum stash!
-
Swamp music. Disco
-
Deviant Jungle stomp.
-
Bungle in Jungle
-
RIP THIS JOINT!
-
Don't be bogarting
-
Pass it over.
-
Sip, don't rip.
-
Savour thy neighbour.
-
Free the hurb
Legalize don't penalize
-
Town Hall Brawl
-
Open court fart.
-
Full on sprint.
-
Clapped out Bultaco.
-
Buffalo with clap
-
Shot for that.
-
Duck and cover
piggon and putt
-
Nasty little hobbits
-
Brain dead cagers.
-
My new shirt.
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Also three words
-
That makes scents.
-
Here all week
Try the veal...
:clap:
-
Mmmm, baby cow.
Sweet tender calf.
-
Mmmm, baby cow.
Sweet tender calf.
Chubby Chaser eh?
:leghump:
-
DD chasing nada
-
wait for rage
-
Against the machine?
-
against non-existent cats
-
Mrs. Slocombe's pussy?
-
My new shirt.
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Also three words
Second worst president
-
My new shirt.
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Also three words
Second worst president
Says the hippie
-
Uncle Ronnie Rayguns
:inlove:
-
Uncle Ronnie Rayguns
:inlove:
silly old fart
-
Stranger than BizzaroWorld.
-
Some people's kids.
-
Grow up stoopid.
-
can't fight genetics.
-
The robots can.
-
I like Can
-
I like Can
in the can
-
Can can, can
You do the
Can can? Bowflex.
-
Tree tree treeeeee
-
Pee on it.
-
chop it down
spoils my view
-
Nuke and pave?
-
Shock and awe.
-
Shits coming down.
I love it.
-
Let it blossom
Let it grow
-
She said that?
-
That's a lie
-
Truth ain't truth.
-
googly eyed fish
-
Evil buttered noodles
-
Black eyed peas.
-
Corn bread. Chicklets.
-
Pot o' Bitcoin.
-
Bit o' pot.
-
Flying in low
Head in Clouds
-
Back to basics
-
Bad back, basically.
-
Long live rock!!
Dead or alive.
Nuts and gum.
-
Long live Rock...Nuts and gum.
Gums and Noses.
-
Old King Cole
Was a merry
Old soul. A
Very very merry
Old soul was
Old King Cole.
-
...so he called,
for his "bowls",
in multiples, THREE...
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Hit that bong
like Louie Armstrong
-
Burnin the spleef
Bongs not bombs
-
If you continue
To burn up
The herb, we
Gonna burn down
The cane fields.
-
You channeling Ed?
-
Ed for Mayor.
-
It's his birthday.
-
Every darned day.
-
Happy Birthday Ed.
Wherever you are...
-
Not here, apparently
-
Fuzzy and obscure
-
Familiar yet baffling.
-
Disgusting yet edible
-
Como el Mescalito.
-
Handfulls of mescaline
-
Weed and wine.
-
Room temperature tequila
-
Eeew. No thanks.
-
Have some Micro-dot
Just take two
They are small
But quite enlightening
Hang on loosely
Dream while awake
enjoy the ride
-
Beer and whiskey
works for me
-
Bottomless rabbit hole.
-
Bottomless rabbit hole.
That costs extra
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Out, out, OUT.
:firedevil:
-
We're all Kosh.
-
Eat more brains.
-
Send more cops
-
Bring more doughnuts.
-
Waffles just waffles
-
Limp wristed crepes.
-
Fat manly flapjacks.
-
Thick Freedom Fries
and Garlic Mayo
-
Riding in rain
-
Swimming in coleslaw
-
Enmeshed in spaghetti.
-
Ishmael and Bob
-
Hunting white whales?
-
Just another hurricane.
-
warm but cloudy
-
warm but cloudy
See your doctor.
-
Like on TV!
-
warm but cloudy
See your doctor.
You're a nut.
:nuts:
-
The land of
Fruits and Nuts
-
Rub my nuts
-
Lasso that baggage.
-
Tea bagging wrestlers
-
Oktoberfest menu launched.
-
Sauerkraut equals methane...
-
crack the egg
sizzle on griddle
yummy in tummy
-
Rain, day five.
-
Build the ark.
-
McDonald's coffee sucks.
-
Waiting at dealership
-
Buying a truck
-
Selling my Ram
-
2003 Ram 3500
-
5.9 Cummins engine
-
445 thousand kilometers
-
268 thousand miles
-
Gimme eight thousand
-
And it's yours
-
Umm, yeah.. no..
:augie:
-
Alea iacta est!
-
Colour me confusulated.
-
Love my Ram
2500 ISB 2WD
cost me $4300
cheap and durable
-
Remember the pie!
-
Eat your vegetables
-
I sold it.
-
Got eight thousand
-
I'm really happy
-
New truck Tuesday
-
Life is short
-
Don't waste time
-
So let's ride
-
Going to WV
-
If weather allows
-
Hurricanes really suck
-
Hope everyone's safe
-
Sunny and dry
Here in NorCal
-
Pretty but ditzy.
-
Smart like toast
-
mandatory abs (sigh)
-
Six pack abs?
-
Camber Caster Toe
Just set them
with no pull
really not hard
just do it
Alignment shop suxs'
just rank amateurs
-
Putter around Texas
-
Left at Pismo.
-
You mean Albuquerque?
-
Terminally directionally dyslexic.
-
By the way,
which one's Pink?
-
Have a cigar
-
Gypsies, tramps, thieves.
-
Sweet asparagus Jesus
-
Invasive "Fusili Jerry".
-
Gnomic Jerry Stiller
-
I love noodles
-
Chow (mien) down.
-
Bust my buttons
-
That's pasta, forya.
-
Praise the lard!
-
Pass the butter
-
Ditch the margarine.
-
Too much fiber.
Off, homosexual Chihuahua.
-
duct taped hamsters
:inlove:
-
Silly ignorant bint.
-
Bint? Glorious bint?
-
Bent. Get bent.
-
Bonds. Gary Bonds.
-
"Rockers", for $1000.
(Alex).
-
Ooga Cha cha
-
I think Cookie
Might be broken.
-
Yummy Cookie crumbs.
-
DONT TOUCH ME
-
Sweepin's for lunch.
-
Percocets and vodka.
-
deadly synergistic effects
-
Espresso bong hit
The hippie speedball.
-
Lick this spot.
-
Only one dose!
-
Ummm, yeah. No....
:hurl:
-
A tiny morsel.
-
They're waffer thin.
-
Only one dose!
the last words
of tooooo many
to many lost
You are loved
By some one
don't lose it
for a rush
life is precious
don't squander it
sorry for preaching
this topic is
close to heart
-
Puppies and kittens
Rainbows and unicorns
Cut grass smell
Tambourines and elephants
-
Mom's Chanel #5.
-
naughty little boy...
:nono:
-
Gas station pizza.
-
Tank to tank.
-
Tank to tank.
The Kursk Salient.
-
Low mileage bike
-
Time to ride
-
Tank to tank.
The Kursk Salient.
Todays Jeopardy winner!
:smiley_thumb:
-
Tank to tank.
The Kursk Salient.
Todays Jeopardy winner!
:smiley_thumb:
Round on me.
-
Tank to tank.
The Kursk Salient.
Todays Jeopardy winner!
:smiley_thumb:
That's what your
Mother said, Trebek.
-
Mom's bearded too.
-
Bat shit crazy
-
Referring to Kursk
Rounds on T34
Rounds on PZKWmklll
Very noisy week
-
One round, tinnitus.
-
Tin roof, hot.
Ice cream melted.
Lost power, storm.
Cleanup, Aisle three. :(
-
I miss Dorothy.
-
Barbiturate overdose, sad.
-
FBI was seeking
Friends of Dorothy.
-
Not that Dorothy.
-
Surrender Dorothy, munchkins.
-
Release flying monkeys
-
Not them again.
-
Wear your hat.
-
Where's YOU'RE hat?
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It's All Around!
https://youtu.be/3zzwbYyvWiU (https://youtu.be/3zzwbYyvWiU)
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Dorothy at 40
https://youtu.be/puzx2bzT1WE
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Long live Rock.
And that stuff.
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There's no place
Like Rome. Cardboard.
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What's for breakfast?
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Ham and Eggs
Cup of Tea
slice of toast
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Why not pie?
-
Kitten broccoli pie.
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Constantly munching crow.
-
Gas. Horrible gas.
-
light a match
Cookie gonna blow
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Only that once.
But twenty bucks!
Needed a ride.
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Lingering brown residue.
-
stain on chin
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The three seashells.
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Three Bobsey twins.
-
Love is eternal
smell lingers on
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Smell my finger
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Eau d'axle grease.
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Stinky Cheese Man
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Limburger jello shooters.
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Kevlar banana hammock.
-
Bullet proof a$$.
:naughty:
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Long farking day
-
Not for me
called in sick
fuck working today
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Morning after plague.
:hurl:
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Hard to sleep
Staying up late
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Hot camomile tea.
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Goats Head Soup.
-
One toke over
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Handful of mescaline
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Dry mouldy 'shrooms.
Yum, yum, BLAMMO!
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Izzat a lizardgoat?
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Evangelistic dyslexic insomniac
up all night
Talking to dog.
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Transcendental meditation hat.
-
Wandering through Iowa
-
lost in America
on a walkabout
headfull of acid
laughing at faces
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Sleep. No. More.
-
Gonna be cranky(er).
-
Pissed off cheesehead
-
Cheesed off pisshead.
-
Piss out cheezewiz.
-
See your doctor.
-
wash up now
:nono:
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Better use Varsol.
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penicillin in bum
-
Better than Miralax.
-
Taken with bacon.
(Yes I am).
-
Bacon cures all
-
Pork on forks.
-
pigs on stilts
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Hop on Pop.
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Pop a cap.
-
pop the cork
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Heh, heh. Fart.
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Eat my shorts.
-
Smell Dad's socks.
-
he'll charge you
-
Like a rhino.
-
A rhino cowboy
-
You mean rhinoboy?
-
You mean rhinoboy?
His third rhinoplasty...
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It'll fall off.
-
King of Pop.
-
The chubby unicorns
-
LGBQ Blue Meanies.
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The alphabet people
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Corn flake kids.
-
bleached blonde bimbos
-
smash the pumpkin
dam pumpkin tourists
I want truck
with snow plow
-
In Kalifornia dude?
-
Fruits and Nuts.
-
Like in Vancouver?
-
snowplow not needed
Vancouver's just rainy
Seattle with poutine
-
Full of hippies.
-
Patchouli stocks tanked.
-
Just push them
Into the ocean
-
Don't do that.
Leaves gross film.
-
Just add water.
Makes own sauce.
-
Fries wid dat?
-
Ew. No thanks.
-
Gall bladder blitzkrieg.
-
Colon voiding cuisine
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Bananas and cheese
-
Four pickled eggs.
-
phosgene is quicker
-
Ripe and fruity.
-
Outstanding hang time.
-
Rippin the face
Nothin but blue
touchin the lip
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Treadmill! Rutabaga! Hemisphere!
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Rattlesnake skin hat.
-
Tennis shoe blues
https://vimeo.com/120032308
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Pointy toed Italian
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rounding sharp corners
leveling out bumps
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Running with scissors.
-
Grace Slick Jones
-
wet nappy puce
-
Your shoe's untied.
-
Guard took laces.
-
my belt too
-
Group "W" bench...
:facepalm:
-
Not not notorious.
-
Ice ice baby
-
Ooo Ooo child.
-
Get up, stand
Up. Rhinoplasty. Cucumber.
-
tasty wax fruit
in a bowl
covered in milk
-
Plastic mango soup.
-
Prefer Goathead soup
-
Prefer Goathead soup
Now yer talkin'.
-
Lawn dart catcher
-
Lawn dart catcher
Fun's 'collateral damage'.
-
Trauma ward roulette.
-
wet in Wales
-
Outside them too.
-
Antigravity horseradish coleslaw.
-
Comes back up.
:hurl:
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Knee deep muck
-
Tastes like pennies.
-
Copper coated donuts
-
Diamond encrusted tweezers.
-
Craie et fromage.
-
Craigslist date night.
-
Low mileage honey.
-
Minority of one.
-
Epidemic of stoopid.
-
Teaching on graveyard
no sleep tonight
-
Eat 'til sleepy,
Sleep 'til hungry.
-
Pan fried Eagle.
Tastes like FREEDOM!!!!
-
Side of Beaver.
-
Big brown beaver.
-
Fcuk 'em, Bucky!
-
Sleep wake sleep
Almost normal kindof
-
It's wicked windy.
-
Blow'd over outhouse.
-
A shitty experience
-
One of many.
-
eat shit die
punctuation matters lots
-
Badger badger badger.
-
minor English psychedelia
-
teeter teeter teeter
-
Teeter totter troll.
-
Well fit tottie.
-
Mini skirted hottie.
-
A hot midget?
-
Mini skirted hottie.
Nothin wrong there
-
A hot midget?
Pulchritudinous little person.
-
Titties and Beer
Mothers of invention
-
The poodle bites.
-
The poodle chews.
-
Cat scratch fever.
-
Ointment for that
-
Maybe even unguent.
-
Cyclists use "embrocations".
-
nekkid little spinners
mini skirted midgets
having impure thoughts
Jimmy Carter time
-
underwater desert view
-
Shadrach Meshach Abednego
-
Post no Bills.
-
"Kiss my grits".
-
warm soggy corn :hurl:
-
Butter and syrup.
-
...syrup.
Lyle's Golden Syrup.
:drool:
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pure maple syrup
on a snowball
Quebec snow cone
:banana: :banana: :banana:
l
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Bonhomme de neige.
-
Bonhomme de neige.
Bonham Plant Page
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John Paul Jones
Didn't fit rhyme.
-
Pull my finger.
-
Ziggy played guitar
-
Where were spiders?
-
They're on you.
-
kill with fire
:willy:
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Never say never.
-
Romeo Void, yo.
-
Christmas is coming
-
Santa's annual bender.
-
Cookies and Whiskey
-
Wookiees and whisky.
-
Cookies and Whiskey
Stoli and another.
-
Fig Newtons, scotch.
-
Home, not dead.
-
Excellent. Well done.
-
sugar into alcohol
Wash to whiskey
-
Piss the couch
-
Autograph the snowbank.
-
Royal Navy Rum
-
Yo ho whoa.
-
Grilled cheese sandwiches
-
Marshmallow Fluff t'dunk*.
(*T'dunk - Canadian, eh! eg: "We buy Timmie's t'dunk our doughnuts".)
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Aunt Jemima Pancakes
-
Hostess Twinkie Cake.
-
Banana cream vagina
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Cold but Hot
-
Can't get enough.
-
Super sugar crisp
-
Warm crusty bread
-
...and a beer.
-
My thought pattern
Is cartoon based
-
"What? No gravy?"
-
Want versus Need
-
Captain and Tennille
-
lust and greed
yes fun indeed
but they only
leave me unfulfilled
Love and equality
work for me
-
Gin and Fritos.
-
Mischief and mayhem.
-
Mega Millions loser!
-
Yup. Same here.
-
Try, try again.
-
I eat paste
-
Mega Millions winner!
not wasting money
on losing tickets
works for me
-
cost me $2.00
for a dream
but it's gone
-
Upside down pants.
-
Dream crushing reality
-
Coffee flavored coffee!
-
It's mountain grown.
-
Sunny and Foggy
-
heat stroke avoided
-
Pale donkey wrangler.
-
Pygmy pony ride.
-
Dental floss bush.
-
Python boot deodorizer.
-
I miss Frank
-
take another shot
-
Shark bubbles blow.
-
Shark bubbles blow.
Bubbles says "Awesome".
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That is disturbing.
-
Poetry lightening rhubarb
-
Pottery lightning rhombus.
-
Roomba operated asparagus.
-
Oooh, good one.
-
When you "Oooo"...
:inlove:
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Get a room
-
Somebody's feeling frisky.
-
Friskies Cat food
-
Fancy Feast is
More better. Meow.
-
Cat's can opener.
-
Can of cats?
-
Basket of snakes.
-
Jar of monkey?
-
I like this
game. Twatwaffle. Wax.
-
Turtle dove suicide.
-
Death by lizard
-
Eventual catastrophic claustrophobia
-
I like ham.
-
Ooga booga watusi
-
Chopping up lines
-
Choppin' broccoli... Broccoliiiiii
-
Smashing garlic. Vampire-less!
-
That's a stretch
-
Surrender Dorothy. STAT!
-
Dorothy or Dorothy?
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:nono:
Dorothy Martin (LadyGunn)
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:nono:
Dorothy Martin (LadyGunn)
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I'm in lust
:inlove:
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Stand in line.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
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well oiled machine
-
Under done Poe-tay-tow.
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patates frites gracie
-
Not Penny's boat.
-
Reticulated camel toe.
-
Noxious bromhidrosis pachydermis.
-
Three little pigs.
-
Four buttermilk biscuits.
-
Three French toast
-
Two scrambled eggs
-
And a beer!
-
In a tree
-
Mug for me.
-
Smoked rib tips.
-
Smoked rib tips.
In my belly!
-
Very buoyant appetite.
:drool:
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gas causes bouyancy
-
Ugly growling twat
-
One True Hornberger
-
His wife's hot
-
That is true.
-
Bubbles and Fluffy.
-
Dummb and Dummmber.
-
billion dollar babies
-
I am eighteen
-
Feed my Frankenstein.
-
Bent my wookiee.
-
OW! OW! OW!
-
pretty sad sight.....
:nono:
-
Upload to Instagram.
-
Oh please don't
-
everyone will watch
-
With their eyes.
-
Now that's Entertainment!
-
Is that gangrene?
:willy:
-
Ultra Violent Radiation
-
X-rays en Regalia.
-
Infrared isotopes glowing
8)
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Money for nothin'
-
Trix for kids.
-
Trixie's a stripper
-
Not kids then
-
Frisky seniors, mmmkay.
-
Thongs over Depends
:gerg:
-
There's a visual...
-
Beef satay skewers.
-
titty titty titty
-
Beer Beer Beer
-
Hold the pickle.
-
Holdin' my own.
-
Lettuce tomato mayonnaise
-
Hoovered the bacon.
-
Gleaming the Cube
-
Bananas and crackers
-
Avocado's with Feta
-
Nuts and gum.
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Stick and pitch.
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I like cheese
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Lint filled navel.
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With cheese? Avocado.
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Guac in socks.
-
I like cheese
Gruyere? Emmentaler? Camembert?..
:inlove:
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Gone too long.
-
What's up, Doc?
-
I like cheese
Gruyere? Emmentaler? Camembert?..
:inlove:
Standard Gubment Orange
-
What's up, Doc?
Not much, you?
-
It's wabbit season!
-
Nontraditional grammatic rumination.
-
Think positively negative.
-
I like that
but not really
-
Farted a bean.
-
Clean it up
-
Chew your food.
-
It's a bean!
-
Beans are food.
-
No bean dip
-
Deep dish goat.
-
Penultimate goulash conspiracy.
-
Penultimate goulash conspiracy.
Who spilled beans?
-
Want a peanut?
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Where's it been?
-
With the bean.
-
Penultimate goulash conspiracy.
Who spilled beans?
Cookie sharted one
-
Penultimate goulash conspiracy.
Who spilled beans?
Cookie sharted one
Long gone; Ebayed.
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Flick the bean.
-
see a doctor
-
Feel a nurse.
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HANDS TO YOURSELF!
-
That's what chewar.
-
Um huh? Wha?
-
Um huh? Wha?
"Hands to yourself".
"That's what chewar"!
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Violent little witch..... :o
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Skinny assed bitch
-
packs a punch
-
Punch and pie.
-
Brake for pie.
-
Also, Free Hat.
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Fetta free Boller
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Baby blue underpants.
-
Dese tree tings
-
In four boxes.
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Out the door
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MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!
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MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!
Isn’t that one word?
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MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!
Isn’t that one word?
Well, technically yes....
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Technical technique, technically.
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MONKEYS MONKIES FUCKU
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Pitch some scat.
-
Pinch some cheek
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Down Witda Clown
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Up yer nightdress.
-
That was cold
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Cold as ice.
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Ice Ice Baby
-
It's snowing now
-
Ho ho ho.
-
Three. Three hos!
Ah ha ha!!!
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Three "sportin' gals"?
:leghump:
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Catch and release.
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Chuck you Farley
-
Bust my butt-ons.
-
manger mon merde
-
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forests are burning
Air is thick
-
a terrible tragedy
:'(
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I hate myjob
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Unofficial nose wiper.
-
What's that mean?
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The official one
Was always running.
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A superlative rejoinder.
-
Damn big words.
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You eat pie.
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I like Waffles
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Pancakes aren't cakes
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Neither are avocados
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Sticks are sticky.
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Not all are
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Ones with sap?
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Blue skies above
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Tacos burritos automobile
-
Recent studies show.
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Prudhomme Bay Texas
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Paul Prudhomme's beard.
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God's Holy Trousers.
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Pants on pants
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No pants dance.
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Tuba on rye.
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Reuben on marbled.
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Reuben and Cherise
https://youtu.be/NJF4HFw8BsE
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Reuben Kincaid, Esquire.
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Blessed be bacon.
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Bust my buttocks.
-
Whup yo beehin.
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Gonk. Zubaz. Spelunk.
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Gadzooks Gomorrah gangrene!!!!!!
-
Mr. Wilson farted.
-
Dennis menaced him.
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Beaver cleavered him.
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Deleted entry, merci
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Detroit petunia positron.
-
Your permanent record!!!!!!!
-
It follows you
For life. Doofus.
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A Blue Monday
Pink link Tuesday
Bananas and tulips
remember proofread first
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A Blue Monday
Pink Tuesday
Bananas and tulips
Insufficient words. Banned.
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Too thick lipstick.
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Pretty little things
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Frilly blue bikini.
-
Self righteous pricks!
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Not the bikinis.
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A Kodiak moment.
-
FANG stocks descending
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Pot stocks HIGH.
-
Pot pays dividends?
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The Canadian dream.
-
Confounded wog hemp!
:smoking:
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Not just rope.
-
Standard BC Bud
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Makes me happy
All Day Long
Auntie Nancy Says
"Just Say No"
What a Bitch
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Greek meatballs. Minty.
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Smoke two joints
In the morning
Smoke two joints
At night yeah
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Who told you
My Thanksgiving plans?
-
It is obvious.
-
You're in theater.
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Loud surround sounds.
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Nope. Just gas.
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Wind behind you.
-
Fills your sails
Stains your trousers
It's your choice
-
Let 'er rip!
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Flatus Maximus Invictus
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Happy Thanks Giving.
-
Yes, Hot Tea
for me, Please
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Espresso doppio, naked.
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Nice cuppa' tea
repeat ad finitum
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Kaffeemaschine Guzzi Deutschland
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Life giving brew.
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Kryptonite eye lashes
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Kevlar reinforced bustier.
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Oh hell yeah
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Faster Baby faster.
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yeah that's it
-
Life is good.
-
My joints ache
-
My feets hurt.
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Merry Christmas. Period.
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Grey Cup tomorrow
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I don't care
-
I'm really bored.
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Two periods done.
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Leafs up six.
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Flyers didn't show.
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But Dave did.
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So it appears.
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Ok that's enough
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Back next year
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Like Groundhog Day.
:wave:
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Just say It
-
Say it again
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Ya we Know
-
Just another blip
-
One of jillions.
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Don't forget Gillian.
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I do believe :naughty:
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^ ^ ^
End of me...
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Don't forget Gillian.
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Like we could.........
:leghump:
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She seems nice.
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Smokin' hot redheads
White mans kryptonite
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True words, those.
-
I'd hit it.
-
hit a balloon
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Pool of booze
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Basket of snakes.
-
Vat of ketchup
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Pocketful of Cheesies.
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Ring ding junior
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Lint flavoured ju-jube.
-
Good morning Dave
-
Yummy Hawkins Cheesies
Healthful and nutritious...
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Yummy Hawkins Cheesies
Buddy's Uncle owned.
Good mornin' Cook-san!
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Coffee and Waffles
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With Bacon inside.
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Sleep 'til hungry.
Eat 'til sleepy.
-
Sleep 'til hungry.
Eat 'til sleepy.
Thanksgiving Day defined.....
:smiley_thumb:
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Buenos dias Paco
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Paco coaches volleyball.
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Spongebob plays whist.
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Franco's still dead.
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Dance little sister.
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Hang on Sloopy
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baile mi hermana
-
giovane donna voluttuosa...
:smiley_thumb:
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Spring Break Titties
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Frak. Frell. Feldercarb.
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Gorram. Hezmana. Mivonks.
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Feldercarb for President.
-
Bull Moose Party?
Lets invade Cuba!
-
Viva la revolucion!!!
-
Have a cigar
-
Which one's pink?
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Gonna go far
-
Tweezers and nickels
-
Dave's not here.
-
Serendipitous ice cream
-
Gargantuan rolling crayons
-
Big hairy ass.
-
Little wee grin.
-
You silly kids
-
Smoldering horse dicks
-
Shoulda used lube.
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Microwavable Fornax Manipulator.
-
Smoldering horse dicks
Don;t go there
There be monsters
-
Rollin Purple Onions
With Spanish Rice
-
Dos grandes langostas
sal y mantequilla,
mas Negra Modelo
:beerchug:
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Yanqui pot roast.
-
Connecticut swamp Yankees
-
Hot-tubbs and Handjobs
-
Porchetta, polenta, Beer.
-
Gymnastics while soused.
-
Vodka induced mayhem.
-
...from the diaphragm.
:hurl:
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rain coming down
-
Vodka induced mayhem.
Me last night
-
Short porcelain confessional.
-
Cheesy Broccoli Soup
-
Orangutan hair balls.
-
Strange days indeed.
-
Comrade Albi Sikalovaya
Soviet party animal..
-
Ali Baba's carpet
-
Roger's Ram Jet.
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Martha's Magnificent Merkin
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Peaches en regalia
-
Why did you
Say that name?!!!!!1!!??1
-
Best song ever.
-
Tough to sing...
-
Well, no words...
-
Just hum along
-
A toothless hummer?
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A fine girl.
-
Sunshine through clouds
-
Streetlights through smog.
-
Buckwheat through goose.
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Squeeky dog lips
-
Stool pigeon poop.
-
3/4 gallon moonshine
in a jar
on the shelf
christmas is coming
need cinnamon sticks
-
Savour the flavour.
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No pants Monday
-
Cool tool week.
-
We're not amused..
:nono:
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I'm kinda amused.
-
Terminally guffawed out.
-
Bitchin' chapeau dude
-
Filters my diesel.
-
Filters my diesel.
Burnin peanut oil
-
Mmmm :drool: Perkins perfume.
-
Should be salted
-
Teeny, tiny taste..
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Cheese Sausage Toast :drool:
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Wiener water soup.
-
Enjoy yourself today.
-
Reindeer have antlers.
-
So also jackalopes.
-
And my mom
-
Reindeer have mom???
-
Rosebud the basselope.
-
Dancin' Homer, Isotopes.
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Darmok and Jalad
-
At Tanagra. Poit.
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FREE BIRD!!! nerf
-
Many cinnamon sticks
are now soaking
-
Lick it up.
-
Just the tip
-
Only ten percent!??!!??
-
Fortuitous accidental trepanation.
-
pickled egg farts
-
Fantastic hang time.
-
Seriously, no joke.
-
Cropdusting against humanity?
-
Totally venting plasma.
-
Eject the core!
-
Bite the bullet.
-
Light a match
-
Scarf a burger.
-
Containment breach imminent
Montezuma's final revenge
-
Evacuate the inattentive...
-
Bourbon and Miralax.
-
Waffles Coffee, Bacon
-
My job sucks.
Thirty years running.
Maybe retire soon?
Only fifty eight.
Cook meth? Hmmmm.
Works on television.
-
Cookie for Prez!
-
Has my vote!
-
Suck it up
Meth no good
Grow the green
and better clientele
-
Eat some borscht.
-
Feed me grapes.
-
red or white?
Cab or Chard?
chilled or not ?
by the glass?
or the gallon?
A cheeky Merlot?
sweet Riesling perhaps?
range of options
In vino veritas
-
Lost the floor.
-
I found it.
-
Ha! HA! HAA!
-
Big brown beaver
-
Glass of hooch
-
Screw the pooch
-
Down and Dirty
-
Rhymes with cooch.
-
Kinda like "smooch"?
-
Those do rhyme.
-
So does hooch
-
But not cranberries
-
Sour bog fruit.
:fitz:
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Deep fried tofu
-
Sugar the road.
-
Waste of cranberries
-
Scotch no rocks
Sip it slow
-
Irish, no rocks.
Keep 'em coming.
-
Sweet hot carrotpickle.
-
Hot black coffee
-
You're up early.
-
Back to sleep
-
Up early again
-
Heavily caffeinated Zzzzz.
-
Feckin' root canal.
-
Boo boo face
-
Puff Momma sad.
:(
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Like a chipmunk. :cry:
-
It gets better...
-
Not as funny
-
Puff Diddy Doo
-
No crown yesterday.
-
I miss Dawg
-
Dawg Two'd help...
-
Gin helps too
-
Gin
:bash:
WHACK inna head.
-
No new dawg
-
Not just yet
-
No gin either
-
That'd be bad
-
Very wicked bad
-
need more Advil
-
Hit me Drugtender.
-
Buncha Nancy Boys,
Bombay Sapphire Perrier
twist of lime
no headaches there! :smiley_thumb:
-
Buncha Nancy Boys,
Bombay Sapphire & Perrier
twist of lime
no headaches there! :smiley_thumb:
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Cookie-san doesn't drink.
-
Goes all "soggy"...
-
Correct, squirrel person.
-
Goes all soggy?
Goes all homeless.
-
Goober says "gaahlee".
-
Gomer says "Shazam!"
-
Carter says PYYYYYYYLE
-
Pickled eggfarts continued
-
Keeps on giving...
-
Eggfart2 pickle-y boogaloo.
-
Sphincter clamp dance.
:willy:
-
excellent hangtime though
:hurl:
-
He's touching cloth!
-
Lost the mood.
-
Walking policy violation
-
"Streaking" the cafeteria.
-
laying a trail :o
-
Slip sliding away...
-
We're turning again.
-
Doont, da-doodem doodem!
-
Season of Joy.
:wings:
(Is that better?)
-
Krampusnacht has passed.
-
Francisco Franco too.
-
Chloroform scented jello
-
There's always room...
-
on the gallows
-
Thirteen step program.
-
Last minute reprieve???
-
Last meal, first...
-
Mind the gap
-
Lube the unit.
-
Keep it greasy.
Goes down easy.
-
Returns with vengeance.
-
Skew the data
-
Tea and stroopwafel!
-
Hassenpfeffer und Dortmunder.
-
Shuckin' and jivin'.
-
Oysters and rum
-
Sprint the bivvie...
-
Stupid sexy Flanders.
-
Cold night dream
Sexy flannel sheets
-
Itchy and Scratchy.
-
Off to PT! :burnout:
-
Off to PT! :burnout:
Port Townsend rocks! :beerchug:
-
Off to PT! :burnout:
Port Pete Townsend rocks! :beerchug:
Altered for fun.
-
Potato potato potato.
-
Balls of ice
-
Heart shaped a$$.
-
Clear Blue Sky
Lets go ride :burnout:
-
too fekkin' cold....
-
Frame of mind
-
Festive brain farts.
-
The Christmas Poo.
-
High in nutrients.
-
Chicken. Pot. Pie.
-
Kitchen pot brownies.
:drool:
-
Fly at night
-
Fly by night
-
Away from here.
-
Pull the plug.
-
Pull my finger.
-
Ummm, sure granddad.... :rolleyes:
-
Don't do It :nono:
-
59' and clear
hit the road
-
Over and out.
-
Thanks Mister Wizard
-
Christmas yoga pants
-
Brain bleach, please.
-
Yoga Pant Love💘
-
Not on Blackman. :eek:
-
No offense, Gene.
-
You wanna see?
-
Your blue dress.
-
You mean gold?
-
The party shade. :o
-
very merry Christmas
-
Merry Bah Humbug
-
Cookies and eggnog
-
Beavis and Butthead
-
Peace on Earth
-
Peas and carrots
-
More butter please
-
Intense abdominal pain
-
This will pass
-
Dried figs rock.
:gerg:
-
Skew the data
-
Kids toy train
sure is loud
-
Puff Puff Smoke
-
The Majik Dragon.
-
Visualize Whirled Peas
Or Mushy peas
whichever you prefer
-
Train keeps rollin
it never stops
:willy:
-
Amalgamated Railworkers Union.
:bigsmile:
-
AFL of CIO
-
I like broccoli
-
Kids gave up
Train has stopped :banana:
-
Train has stopped
Juvenile industrial action.
-
Things I've seen
-
And can't unsee.
-
Manichaean manchineel mechanism.
-
Huh? Hmm? What?
-
OK with that
-
Ok with what?
-
oh never mind
-
Pfffft. Ack. Frrt.
-
don't hold back
cough it up
-
Hurl a rainbow.
:hurl:
-
The Technicolor yawn.
-
Chew and screw.
-
Life is good.
-
Best life ever!
-
Really can't complain..
:gerg:
-
but still do
-
Holdin' my own.
:rolleyes:
-
Don't do that
You'll go blind.
-
It's getting dark...
-
light a candle
-
In the wind
-
Retire twenty eighteen.
-
February twenty nineteen
-
Retread, don't re-tire
-
Window licking retread
-
Toad licking researcher.
-
Arse licking toady
no, not you.....
-
My back hurts
-
My neck too
-
I'm not surprised.
-
Hit the ground.
Like a rock.
A large rock.
Large fat rock.
-
Youtube hit too.
-
I saw that
-
I'm only dancin'
-
A dancin' foo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool?
-
A dancing fa-a-a-a-all
-
Ass over teakettle.
-
The big bouncer
-
Skateboard Grip Tape
On the stairs
Might save you
-
Wet, wrong shoes.
-
Pointy toed Ferragamos?
-
Simple ruby slippers?
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Tasseled loafers perhaps?
-
Sequined python boots?
:o
-
They're too tight.
-
Release the pythons.
:nuts:
-
Slippers with bells
-
Is today Monday
-
I believe so
-
Tuesday, impatiently waiting.
-
two week vacation
can't remember Monday :smoking:
-
I hear fireworks
-
Ears still work.
:gerg:
-
Up At three
-
:bluduh: :bluduh: :bluduh:
He's down again...
-
Who's down again?
-
Past gramp's bedtime.
:gerg:
-
Goodnight old man.
-
Happy New Year!
-
Hopelessly confrontational oatmeal.
-
Salt and milk
Will take it.
-
Honey and cream.
-
Maple syrup, Philistine!
Only Quebecs finest
:pope: :gerg:
-
Poutine with Vegemite!
:popcorn:
-
Breaking and entering.
-
I HAD PERMISSION!!!
-
So he says
-
I've a note.
Signed Epstein's Mother.
-
Kotter reference. Nice.
-
What?
Where?
What?
-
Yes. I'm back.
-
Where you been?
-
You went somewhere?
-
Where was that?
-
Why anywhere else?
-
Everybody enjoys farting.
-
Not during sixty-nine...
(Nineteen sixty-nine, eh.)
:redface:
-
Everybody enjoys farting.
1/3 colon gone
never trust farts
-
Never, never, NEVER.
-
I eats paste
-
Breakfast of Wiggums.
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I eats paste
Also paint chips.
-
I eats paste
Also paint chips.
Chips and dip!!
-
Mentos and Coke.
(Not that coke).
-
Merlot and Brie
-
Skittles and beer
-
Lick my toad.
-
Do that often?
-
Nope, tastes toady.
-
bumpy and dry
-
Wet Sprocket kind?
-
get to work
-
No. Make me.
-
Get along boys
-
Intardnet fight club.
-
Tard on tard
-
Pigs on wing.
-
Bacon wrapped wings
-
Liver wrapped Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam.
-
White lightning, wine.
-
Pandamonium see saw
-
Solid blonde candy.
-
Soft gooey center.
-
Another day done
-
NSA never forgets.
-
FUCK THE NSA
-
Handbags at Noon!
Toffee Ponce fight!
-
Upper-class twit snit.
-
That's three words?
-
That's three words?
-
Done twice over
-
Whoa. Deja Vu.
-
Whoa. Deja Vu.
All over again.
-
That's three words?
That's three words?
I can count
To twenty one
Without my pants.
;D
-
wow that's neet :popcorn:
-
An enormous brain.
-
You'll need tweezers
-
Zircon encrusted, please.
-
Only the finest
Tungsten carbide tips
-
Crimson painted toes.
:leghump:
-
Wanna see mine?
-
Wanna see mine?
Kaylee Frye's tips?
:leghump:
-
Results may vary.
Not a guarantee.
-
boots slippers, bananas
-
Effervescent ear wax.
-
Eradicate conceptualist hypothesis!
:gerg:
-
Uppity fragrant hippie.
-
Grass, Gas & Lawnmower
It's Saturday Yes?
-
only in Hawaii
-
Smells like toast!
-
That's a stroke.
-
Smells like toast!
Picture this, Madam.
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Yeah, I know.
-
Don't touch me...
-
Can't touch this.
-
Don't want to.
-
Hard to get.
-
Don't want to.
I appreciate that.
-
Which one's Pink?
-
Paul's the walrus.
-
The Beatles suck
-
Greatful are dead.
-
Box of Rain?
-
stones from mars
-
buying a moped
going to fix
with the son
he is excited
-
Full of spiders.
-
Ziggy'd be proud
-
Gray green skin
Doll with pin
She was allright
couldn't come in
-
Fuming incense stencher.
-
Breeding a Dwarf?
-
Wasn't done yet
-
Don't crush dwarf
hand me pliers
-
itchy front door
-
Creeping crotch crickets
-
Shots for that!
:beerchug:
-
Funky Little shack
-
with brass doorknobs
-
Tin roof rusted
-
deal was good
moped in garage
will fix together
Son is happy
Mom, well maybe
-
Mom, well maybe
Love you Mom.
-
Always and Forever
https://youtu.be/QWOYwOiGEvQ
-
Darned old allergies.
:cry:
-
Allergic to age
-
Nutted brass monkey.
-
Semaphoric twat fish.
-
Immortal desiccated rotifer.
-
Sweaty Babylonian Sodomites
-
Saskatchewan water pickles
-
Queen Mary's Pantaloons.
-
Are wicked moist
-
Through the wringer.
:shrug:
-
watch the fingers! :nono:
-
What's the count?
-
A chocolate vampire.
-
Dipped in syrup
-
Wrestled in Jello.
-
Hung up wet
-
Adverb disarrangement spoon.
-
That's just silly.
-
Silly like putty.
-
I'm venting plasma
-
Baked beans breakfast
Pickled eggs lunch
-
Sleeping alone tonight
-
No love here
-
Your breath stinks?
-
You're too close.
-
Whats that smell :crazy:
-
Pepe Le'Pew approves
-
Señor Gorgonzola's feet.
-
Smells like ass.
-
I'm so conflicted.
-
Eat more paste.
-
Roasted road apples.
-
Squishy meadow muffins
-
Tastes like frog 🐸
-
try tide pods
Healthful and nutritious
-
Scrubs the colon.
-
Blows ass bubbles
-
New bundt cake
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That's not cake.
-
It has icing.
-
Are you sure?
-
Try a slice
it's kinda' chewy
-
Stays between teeth.
-
The savor saver.
-
Say what now?
-
Cherry Life Saviours
-
Cherry Jesus jubilee
-
Kaylee sucking strawberries
Jayne with Vera
-
Jayne with Vera
Got a video?!?
-
Vera's his rifle
Jaynes kinda' "funny"
:tinfoil:
-
Vera's his rifle
Jaynes kinda' "funny"
:tinfoil:
A man called....
-
"Horse"; great movie!
-
Good game too.
-
Horse was hung.
-
Banned in Boston.
-
The Toxic Twins
-
Great bolshy yarbles.
-
from the beginning
-
I choose soup.
-
Clams and oysters
-
stinky lemon fish
-
Alan Partridge's goiter.
-
Keith Partridge's bandana.
-
Spock's banana hammock.
-
Philip's new car
-
no Norfolk holidays
-
Phew! Thanks Dad.
-
new Range Rover
-
rolling over roads
-
breaking peoples' wrists
-
limp wristed Nancyboys
-
Proles are restive.
-
Natives are restless
-
An apt translation.
-
Parlayvoo de Onglyaz?
-
Your what hurts?
-
Hovercrafts and eels.
-
Everything hurts. Kreskin.
-
Love hurts. Period.
-
Try other hole
-
She said "eighteenth".
:shrug:
-
Don't they all?
:headscratch:
-
Some say 50
-
Chacun son goût.
("To each, his own taste", but the French play "three words" too).
:)
-
Gomez loves you!
-
Sweet slappin' buttocks
-
Holy Roman nose.
-
Caligula loves Drusilla
:inlove: :nono:
-
Feather and bucket.
-
Pig and Whistle.
-
Toots and Maytals
-
Grateful and Dead.
-
Yup. Probably someday.
-
Odds are strong.
-
does it matter
-
No, not really.
-
Emotional support virus.
-
Not in stores!!!!
-
Those are "Buttweights"
"Buttweight, there's more"
:naughty:
-
Love big Buttweights!
:inlove:
-
Ho Lee Fuc
Is a Chinaman
-
Cookie's a Masshole.
-
Card carrying member.
-
You're being mean
-
Just booze talking..
he said sorry..
:beerchug:
-
Drunc potsing rawques.
-
I wouldn't know....
:augie:
-
Who believes you?
-
I kinda do.
-
"Three Word" Renaissance.
-
Always and Forever
-
Muckka Hai, Baby!
-
Jambi the Jeanie
-
moldy mule milk
-
Turned to butter
-
somewhat rancid perhaps?
-
Smells like WOW.
-
Wendy O. Williams?
-
She sounds nice
-
She's batshit crazy.
-
Sometimes that's nice.
-
Not usually though.
-
At a distance
-
Maybe a hotel
-
A No-tell Motel
-
Clean! Hourly Rates!
-
Vibrating bed franchiser.
-
voice of experience? :rolf: :rolf:
-
They hummmm, pleasurably.
-
Roll of quarters
Will keep you
Happy all night
-
This hotel room.
https://youtu.be/xjrcoqdnVYs
-
Leave a message.
-
Make an appointment
-
Just show up.
-
Knock three times...
-
On the ceiling
-
wash up, please
-
Just add water
-
try soap too
-
god dam tourists :mad:
-
fuckin local yokals
-
Kill them all.
-
Save a Redhead.
-
Catch and release.
-
Save a Redhead.
Usually batshit crazy
-
Works for me!
:chili: :chili: :chili:
-
White mans Kryptonite
-
White mans Kryptonite
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
-
Drink fresh beer
-
Hydrate for health.
:beerchug:
-
Expect the stupid
-
Guinness for brekkies
:beerchug:
-
Guinness for brekkies life.
:beerchug:
Fix'd dat fourya.
-
Guinness for brekkies life.
:beerchug:
Fix'd dat fourya.
Indeed, Ta Muchly..
:wave:
-
Ain't he pleasant.
-
Warm and sunny
-
Kumbayah muthah fuggas
-
Everybody dance now!
:banana: :banana: :banana:
-
Vance can't dance
-
But pigs fly
-
Is that rain?
-
I smell frogs
-
A rare hobby.
-
Tastes like
Frog.
-
Hint of Spam.
-
snouts and assholes
-
On rye toast.
-
Breakfast of Champions!
:gdog:
-
Dinner of procrastinators.
-
love Scooby snacks
-
fish in cans
-
Nice knuckle sandwich.
-
to the moon!
-
Hi fidelity doughnut.
-
Big legged Emma
-
Crimson Permanent Assurance
-
:clap:
Deliciously obscure reference.
-
Obtuse Image Clarity
-
Crocs are stupid.
-
I like waffles
-
^^^^
A focussed mind.
-
somewhat delusional perhaps...
:tinfoil:
-
TIN FOIL HAT!!!
-
Stainless, for re-entry.
-
point disperses radiowaves
-
What's the point?
-
What's the point?
Nobody remembers Ringo.
:shrug:
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Another day done
-
Another day done
The Intardnets remember.
-
smells like fish
-
pull my finger
-
Where's it been?
:nono:
-
Smell the glove.
-
Post proctology exams
-
That's just nasty
-
"One mans trash..."
-
Another man's rash.
-
none specific dermatitis
-
magnetic resonance imaging
-
polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons
-
Not just breakfast.
-
Tiny bit moist.
-
Long chain rollypollyoraphyns
Oil threads ROCK !
:gerg: :nono: :gerg: :nono: :gerg:
-
Whizz bang diddley.
-
Boom.
Shakka.
Lakka.
-
thankyou fa letme
bemice elf again
-
Six immortal words.
:clap:
-
radioactive pomegranate juice
-
Tastes like ass.
-
Is it over?
-
Has it started?
-
Patience numb nuts
-
You're sitting onnem.
-
Hence the numbness
:-[
-
Old men wince.
-
wrinkly nut bags
-
Burnt my cat!
-
Set the timer!
-
don't touch that
-
Is it Hammertime?
-
Good morning Sunshine 🌞
-
Good night, Nurse.
-
Bologna and cheese
-
'Nannas and Fluffernutter.
-
Fishies in cans
-
Doughnuts in cruisers.
-
Blew a donut
-
Did it pay?
-
not nearly enough
-
Always twenty bucks
-
Customary "elder" discount?
-
Elder, military, whatever.
I wear Crocs
-
Easy to clean
-
Bib would help
-
Shower in them.
-
Shower the people
-
MASS wet T's...
:wow:
-
Next level stupid
-
Small banana cookies
-
large cream pie
-
icecream for all
-
Ales for dessert.
:beerchug:
-
not just breakfast!
-
Rain over me.
Ice under me.
:-\
-
Fine Canukistan day!
-
Bermuda Fish Chowder
-
Blue moon entrails
-
Mars needs women.
-
rover is lonely
-
Kill my boss.
Please and thanks.
-
They'd find another...
-
Not like him.
He's a bastard.
-
Papa=rolling stone.
-
Hella wicked stoked.
-
Bottomless "Happy Peuque".
:hurl:
-
fat bottomed girls
-
Large underweared wimmens.
-
Like big butts
Can not lie
-
In yoga pants?
-
Oh hell yeah
-
sniffing bicycle seats
:naughty:
-
Don't understand this.
-
Well, you're queer.
-
Two in ten.
:shrug:
-
Nah, love wimmin.
-
But odd? Yes.
-
"Odd" is irresistible.
-
sweet fanny adams
-
Sour Patch Kids.
-
Patch the flat
Dog Mad Tourists
-
Camouflaged garbanzo beans
-
Blinged out chowdah.
-
Hi I'm back ! :wave:
-
You were gone?
-
It was Woodstock.
-
The brown acid?
-
Was it fun?
Do it again?
-
Not the brown. The Purple? Definitely.
-
Orange sunshine smiles 🤪
-
Melting Dunkin Donuts.
True story bro.
So. Much. Pink.
-
That's a flashback.
:willy:
-
Too many flashbacks.
Can't remember all.
Or was that....?
-
Tremendous opportunities await.
-
Door 3 Monte
-
Momentarily delayed catastrophe.
-
... catastrophe.
Apostrophe by "Cat".
-
three way Sheila.
-
Fortune cookie wisdom.
-
usually fairly accurate
-
I haz fortune?
-
Had and squandered
:headscratch:
-
Don't think so.
-
Pffffffft, gone Daddy.
-
Aaaand it's gone.
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Beastly luck, Darling.
-
ones and zeros
do they equate
Or just dissipate
-
Binary dissolution solution.
-
Confounded mathematical bollocks
-
Layered random pastries.
-
Crotchety old people.
-
Migrate to Florida.
-
Sunny & warm
The Moped Lives
Son is Happy
-
Fuck you Ed.
Not that Ed.
My boss Ed.
Ed's a douchebag.
Needs a beating.
-
Douchebags never prosper.
-
Serious taco gas
-
Fish taco gas
-
The best kind.
-
Sweet holy Jebus.
-
please stay away
-
Industrial neoprene plug.
(Stat!)
-
Too much info
-
Probably enjoy it..
:augie:
-
It was great
-
Duofold complex matrices.
-
Toast and coffee.
-
Bong and Blintz
-
Loops and Fruity
-
Discredited attorney pit.
-
Lives under rocks.
-
Mashed potato blockage
-
Boiled egg farts
-
My favorite kind!
-
Area denial weapon.
-
Crop dusting Cubefarms
-
Crop dusting Cubefarms
My favorite sport
-
Crop dusting Cubefarms
My favorite sport
In and out.
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Butt-bombing lunchrooms
Boiled cabbage revenge
-
it pays to....
-
it pays to....
Be the bank.
-
Sure! How much?
-
Kick the baby!
-
to the curb
-
For Sale, cheap!
:wave:
-
Eleven million payments.
-
TIN ROOF! rusted
-
Dormant rejuvenation meatloaf.
-
green furry mold
-
Tea and crumpets
Pea and trumpets
-
Gammon and spinach.
-
Be the ball.
-
don't lose it
-
Give it away
It'll come back
-
It'll come back
Like old meatloaf.
-
Garlic and onions
-
Fragrant under bedclothes.
-
Dutch oven hotbox
-
Amish lady bits
-
Probably not kosher.
-
And fairly bushy.
-
Curly basement dreads.
-
Crotchety old curmudgeon
-
Lye soap anyone?
-
Carbolic acid chaser.
-
Acid reflux guarenteed
-
Modulated reflux capacitor.
-
Capacitor discharge ignition
-
Balloon knot ignition.
-
Minor electron slippage.
-
chemical imbalance noted,
-
Cause brain fahts.
-
Höchstgeschwindigkeit auf ausfahrten.
-
An' yo Mamma.
-
Trailer park skank
-
Young and dumb
:inlove:
-
Needed the money.
:naughty:
-
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
-
Aunt Jemimah rocks
-
Sticky old broad.
-
Where's my sock?
-
Where's my sock?
I prefer skanks
:smiley_thumb:
-
Where's my sock?
I prefer skanks
:smiley_thumb:
One atta time.
-
Fuck it's early
-
? Train to catch?
-
Nope. Not even.
-
Seasonal popsicle toes.
-
Warming trend here!
8) :banana: :chili: :banana:
-
The liquor talkin'?
-
Curried cat feet
-
Roasted opossum tails
-
Jaunty aluminium nutsack.
-
All over Instagram.
:lamer:
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Mowing the lawn
with nothin on
summer is here
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Mowing the lawn
with nothin on
summer is here
Need onea these...
Jaunty aluminium nutsack.
Safety first paleface.
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Weaponized banana hammock
:banana: :banana: :banana:
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Weaponized banana hammock
:banana: :banana: :banana:
Begin launch sequence.
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Chef's salty balls
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Chocolate Salty Balls
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Fuzzy ear muffs
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Pink idiot mittens.
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Four cheese blend
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Gooey and stinky.
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You mean Lutefisk?
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Exac attak lee.
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Crispy fried chicken
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And some hushpuppies.
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Icky squishy things
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Bump em together.
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Sounds like, squishies
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Smooth as eggs.
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Do flatearthers vaccinate?
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only when forced
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Shiver your timbers.
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Splice the mainbrace!
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Cut Fish bait
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Shit. Work again.
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You're a masochist.
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Shit. Work again.
You love it
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Shit. Work again.
You love it
Not for long
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Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich
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Toe jam football.
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Come on flattop
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Her manner indiscreet.
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Provocative cross dresser?
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That sounds interesting 👀
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Flaming Nancy boy
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Tender corned beef.
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The jigs up
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Hot for teacher
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Hut hut hike.
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Going Going....... Gong
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Time is tight.
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Get it right.
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Hanging to port.
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Floggings to starboard
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Keelhaul the bastard!!!
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The Magnificent Bastard.
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Shoot the guy
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In the balls
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That's a wrap.
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Pita for me
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Gyros for everyone.
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Lettuce wrap here
low carbing it
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Lettuce wrap here
low carbing it
Lite beer chug.
:beerchug:
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Tacos for lunch
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enjoying the Day
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It's nice out
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Leave it out.
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Fat bottomed girls
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more bacon please
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Squeal like pig.
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Garlic Ice Cream
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One moon circles.
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The other moon
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The other moon
...to the boss.
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sniffing bicycle seats
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Frangible diatomaceous earth.
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Pizza Pizza Pizza!!!!
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Olives and mushrooms :smiley_thumb:
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Prosciutto and arugula.
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Funky cold Medina.
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Funky cold Medina.
Nineties trivia winner!
:clap:
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Alright, dig it...
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Didgeridoos and genuflecting.
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Cheesy Garlic Fries
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Lard ass training.
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bread and water
Nope not me
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Beer and brownies.
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With green butter
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Reality bites anyway.
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Robert Zumwalt's hat.
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Manafort's assless chaps.
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more eye bleach :eek:
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What is seen...
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Manafort's assless chaps.
Prison Love Slave
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Fuck my job
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Stayed home today
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I'll clean guns
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Coffee, bacon, repeat.
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Cleaned the garage
Fixed wife's car
Youngest On Bike
His First Time
Dad Is Happy
A great Weekend
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Life rolls on...
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Cookie goes ape
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I like bananas
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Don't fling poo.
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Over hand lob.
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Two bad shoulders
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Hu Flung Dung
Famous Chinese Generalissimo
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General Tso's Chicken
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Zombie Colonel Sanders
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Headless Chicken Dance
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"Morning After" sprint.
:hurl:
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Cracklin' Rosie's crack.
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Needs some unguent.
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You mean spackle?
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Facial Bondo applied
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Ah, Bondo Dolly.
Tru story bro
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Tammy Fay Baker
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Spiders for eyes!
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Liver for lips.
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Rather bodacious tata's
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Two bags, please.
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Popped a button.
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Snagged a catheter.
-
OW! Goddam it!
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Cold fingered nurse.
:willy:
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With hairy knuckles!
:wow:
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Unibrowed baby blues.
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Ugly baby award!
:clap:
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They're all ugly.
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Tiny raisin people.
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Just newborns though.
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They get better*.
*Most of them.
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But not all.
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LOVE an exception.
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Another grandkid today
two this month
Oldest daughter preggers
Breeding like bugs!
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Grand old Dad!
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Twice Grand Dad :clap:
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Frosted Lucky Charms
-
eighteen total now
make them stop!
:willy:
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Do they know
What's causing them?
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Oversupply of estrogen.
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Buy em condoms
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Buy em condoms
Barebacks don't pro$per.
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Buy em condoms
Barebacks don't pro$per.
Ride Em Cowboy
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Nice shootin', Tex.
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Past the goalie.
:o
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Off the tonsils...
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Rinse and spit
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Hover and dump.
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Shake and bake.
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Sweet baby Jeezus
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God's Holy Trousers.
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Wears 'em Sundays
:pope:
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One spare sock.
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Matted gnarly beard.
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Freshly funkified 'dreads.
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stanks of patchouli
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skinny high waters
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Curly yellow toenails
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Kleenex box slippers.
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somthin smells bad :nono:
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That darned dog...
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Probably wasn't him...
:augie:
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Certified Fart Ventriloquist.
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Gluteus Flatus Maximus
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Biggus (snerk) Dikkus
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Incontinenttia Buttocks hubby?
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Eccentrica Gallumbits, the
Triple breasted whore
Of Eroticon Six.
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Yer a weirdo
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It's a gift.
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So is fruitcake
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Fruitcake's a re-gift.
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I'll have some
I love fruitcake!
:banana: :chili:
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Me too, also.
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Yummy Bara Brith
Welsh speckled bread
:smiley_thumb:
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Bang bang boogie.
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I'm still alive
Atleast for today
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somthin smells bad :nono:
Did you fart
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Four pickled eggs.
:redface:
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Three bean tacos...
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canned corned beef
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Breakfast of Champignons
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That's not Cheerios
-
Ed's still here!
-
He is everywhere.
-
He is everywhere.
Who, Savoir Faire?
-
He is everywhere.
Who, Savoir Faire?
Wow you're old.
Yeah, me too.
https://youtu.be/g13hpdbtrwo
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Not getting younger.
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Life's a bitch
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Life's a bitch
Unless yer rich.
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Not getting younger.
Not Growing Up :fitz:
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Just growing "out".
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Don't touch Lola
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L-o L-a Lola
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Dark brown voice.
:inlove:
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Clubbing in Soho
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Wear a helmet.
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yummy baby seals
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Lead filled snowshoe
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baseball bats work
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Stylish follow through...
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proper grip required
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Fuzzy banana sack
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Bedazzled banana hammock.
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Sweet cherry pie
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Blows my mind.
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You're rock candy
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Skanky crack-whore
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Only ten bucks!
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It's a steal!
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Keeps on giving.
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used and abused
but only $10
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Penicillin is cheap
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Only ten dollars.
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Why ten dollars?
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Easy to count..
:inlove:
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Why ten dollars?
Nothing is free
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Yes, it is.
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That's all, folks!
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Ceaseless spring rains.
>:(
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Halfway decent here.
8)
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Dry crumbly falafel.
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Cold, moist pantaloons.
-
Piss the futon?
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minor leakage confirmed
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Peanut Butter Brulee.
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Green tongue soap.
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Always apply liberally
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Below the belt
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Below the belt
He's rounding "third"!
:naughty:
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Hold my calls
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Hold my calls
Dahmmm auto correct...
-
Possible Home Run!
:willy:
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Don't stop, don't...
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Alright, that's enough.
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Casey Jones batting
:wings:
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Drivin' that train
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Left at Pismo.
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You mean Albuquerque?
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Couldn't spell Alberquerqurequi
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I couldn't either.
Voice to text,
For the win!
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On the Beach
In the sand
Rat tail file
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Rain, day thirty.
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It's not white.
:shrug:
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Hey, that's racist!
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Call Thought Police!
C:-) :deadhorse:
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That ship sailed...
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I have thoughts?
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Unerringly camouflaged consciousness.
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D'joo see that???????
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So much purple.
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"Took too much"...
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Maybe not enough :beerchug:
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Eight is enough.
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Price of meat
Just gone up
Your old lady
Just gone down
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Hey there people
I'm Bobby Brown
Got a job
doing radio promo
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Pass the Bromo...
>:(
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Romance the stone.
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Lovely Kathleen Turner
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My bunion hurts
-
My brain farted.
-
Farting with confidence.
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Loud and proud.
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You're risking shartage...
:nono:
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Cool inna pool!
:razz:
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unless it's yours....
:eek:
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Potato salad breath
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Hákarl in aspic.
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Fuck um All
Ya it's Friday
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Butt! Wiener! Boobs!
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Blew off work
-
24Hr. bubonic plague?
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It's minibike Day
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May the Fourth
Be with you.
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Chewy went ahead...
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New Tires today
flippin' cages suck
-
Economy keeps rollin'.
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Jobs for All !!!!!
:willy: :willy: :willy:
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Healthcare for some.
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And a mule.
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With seven virgins?
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Verify their gender...
:o
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Do sheep count??
(asking for friend)
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A virginal sheep???
:o
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stuck in fence
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Still a virgin?
That's not sheep,
That is lamb.
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Y'all are creepy
-
Dude! You're lucid!!
:clap:
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Take that back!
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Past my bedtime.
-
9pm comes early.....
:gerg:
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That's Happy Hour!
:wings:
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Playing with apprentices :firedevil:
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don't trust 'em :nono:
after your job! :augie:
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after your job! :augie:
Not smart, then.
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It's my Job
I'm the teacher 8)
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Aloha, Mister Hand.
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Can't say "no".
-
Better mislead them..
-
how very interesting
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Unequal tangentially, actually.
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Position versus momentum.
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Pi R round
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Amoebas are amorphous.
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Protozoa procreate proficiently.
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Bugs is bugs
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They're on you.
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Wee cavorting beasties
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Dancing with Picts.
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Nekkid heathen wodes
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Monday morning rage.
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I hate everybody
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All the time
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Surely not us ?
:'(
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Well, maybe not.
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Well, maybe not.
Just until Tuesday...
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That's a relief...
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You're least expecting...
-
...the spanish inquisition?
-
Nobody expects that.
-
Mild applause, forthwith.
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Something completely different
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Bankers in bondage.
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Kill the lawyers
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Tip your server.
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Trip your sister
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Cain't, she daid.
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Trippin'. Lightly fantastic!
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Cain't, she daid.
Well that's awkward..
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Raise your hand,
all you daid.
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death's true innocence
Says Jim Morrison.
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Break on through.
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My only friend
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slept till five!!!!!!
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Pee'd at 4:59...
:-\
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There's that, yeah.
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Old man bladders
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Every ten minutes
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Watering the shrubbery.
:-X
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Use the sink
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Remove dishes first?
-
Steely Dan sucks
-
Happy Humpday, Grumpy.
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New Beemer Day !!!!!
:smiley_thumb:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Love them K's
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Vroom Vroom Vroom :burnout:
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She's a beauty! :inlove:
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Sexy in Red
The fastest color
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Blau mit Weiss!
It's very nice!
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die schnellste motorrad!
:gerg:
-
...gets "speed-trapped" first
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They're merely guidelines...
:nono:
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Judge will rule.
-
they're easily bribed
:naughty:
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I like pie.
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Fing waffles dude
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Burger and beer.
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Beanie and Cecil
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Boris and Natasha.
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Cab over engine.
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Perky Nipple Bridge.
Do epic shit.
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Thunderbolt Grease Slapper
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titties and beer
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feck that noyze
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Cheeky little Zinfandel?
:smiley_thumb:
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Piss and vinegar.
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Bedknobs and broomsticks.
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Shaken, not stirred.
:beerchug:
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Dazed and confused
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Tased and constipated.
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Coffee and Eggs
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needs more roughage
:gdog:
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twig and berries
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Coffee bran-muffin
That'll get ya
on the throne
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Spicy taco meat
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Fuzzy green spots.
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That's just parsley.
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It smokes poorly.
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Little green Rosetta
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gasoline and pavement
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Rubber side down.
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Better friction coefficient
Chrome doesn't grip
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Tach it UP!
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Pullin to Readline
Smile on Face
No Stoppin Now
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Anti Stop Brakes
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Tacos for lunch?
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Do you deliver?
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Not that far.
-
So no cheeseybread?
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Bacon cheeseburger please.
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Not that far.
Not that far...
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Not that far.
Not that far...
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None for you!
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For one year.
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That burger gunna
makea you fatter
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makea you fatter
Birthdays do that.
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Crispy jalapeno bacon
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runny boiled eggs
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fuzzy litte nuggets
-
...swinging Commando mode.
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Retroactive bonsai glockenspiel.
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Sister Mary Attila.
(Attila the Nun)
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Sister Mary Attila.
(Attila the Nun)
Bird of pray.
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Poetic gas cloud
-
Heh heh. Fart.
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Toxic bean byproduct
-
splatter shield recommended.
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Make ya cry.
-
Tragic, innit bruv?
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"Edible oil product".
:hurl:
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Petroleum for health
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Beer for Happiness.
:beerchug:
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Pray for tacos
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Settle for leftovers.
:'(
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tastier next week
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Gives it tang.
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Gives it tang.
Orange or grape?
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Aged, fermented grape.
8)
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Blue fur possible
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Fancy coloured pee!
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the cheese escapes
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And stands alone.
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...facing the corner.
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Rode for tacos.
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Moto mission Goodness.
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They were good
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A mighty wind.
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Blows no good.
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Batten the hatches
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Slept like dirt
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Full tummy snoozin'.
-
Aging prostate interrupts.
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Too damn hot
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Ghost pepper remorse?
-
excuses not accepted
:nono:
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Finished in there???
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Ten more minutes.
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Vaporized a chipmunk
-
Chipmunks have THC?
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Vaporized a chipmunk
Evaded a "Cougar".
:willy:
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
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With a shotgun
-
she looked "friendly" :inlove:
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Didya get any
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Only looked friendly.
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Costume jewelry scars.
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lipstick on collar
-
Radio fights rule!
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Peanut butter ganache.
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Moving on up
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Heaving back up.
:hurl:
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Heaving back up.
:hurl:
free puppy chow :hurl: :smiley_thumb:
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Heaving back up.
:hurl:
free puppy chow :hurl: :smiley_thumb:
You're a nut!
Not great nut...
But a contender.
:popcorn:
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Spilled my coffee
On my crotch
It wasn't pleasant
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Go sue McDonalds.
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Burn your veejay?
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On my forklift
Early this morning
Uncomfortable all day
Smelled pretty bad
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spilled coffee stinks
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Yeah, that too.
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Hot soaked taters
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burnt toast finger
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Inextricably entwined pasta.
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dripping nasal sauce
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Roast beef sandwich
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five star horseradish.
:firedevil: :firedevil: :firedevil: :firedevil: :firedevil:
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Cleans the sinus
-
So does wasabi
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Same thing really.
Just different accents
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But it's green... :o
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Not in darkness
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Darkness makes it
Even greener. Boink.
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Party all night
Sleep in ditches
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sleep in late
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In the ditch
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Dig through the
Ditches and burn
Through the witches.
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Happy Fathers Day.
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Slam in back
Of my dragula
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Father's Day Drunk
Maybe sort of
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Strong black coffee
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Flow through brain-stem.
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Monday morning already?
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Another groundhog day...
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Mmm...ground hog.
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Tainted tanned taint.
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Gonna need gravy.
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Tainted tanned taint.
Hairy crack up?
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Wax fixes that.
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Stir, quiver, kiver
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Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Post no Bills.
-
accept no substitue
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water is wet
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Want Dang Doodle
All night long
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Well...eight minutes.
:-[
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Tinsel Town Rebellion
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Your vote matters!
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peaches and plums
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Upside the head.
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oops. that's all.
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Bang a gong.
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Peaches and Herb
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Release the kraken!
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Smell my socks.
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Pull my finger
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back on glue
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Glib, but inane.
-
Aren't we all?
:rolleyes:
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True words, spoken.
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Say that again ?
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No. Make me.
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Not worth it
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Sturm und drang.
-
you're on whippets
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Cherry licorice whippets.
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Coconut licorice Allsorts
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Franks and beans.
-
Bean or Frank???
:willy:
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Simple safety burger.
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Blinded by science
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Probed by aliens.
-
Probed by aliens.
Yeah? How much?
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almost a virgin
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Probed by aliens.
Yeah? How much?
Multiple choice survey.
:willy:
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It's probin' time.....
:tinfoil:
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Keep it greezy
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Goes down easy
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Takea little slobrum.
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A wee dram
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I'm Gumby damnit!
-
getting a Pokey.. :eek:
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I'm walking backwards
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Completion Backwards Principle.
-
dropped a quarter.. :naughty:
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Up one annaneighth.
:smiley_thumb:
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Loonies or Twonies?
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In the Bag
On the floor
Under the table
Lies the truth
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That's all folks
-
Good nightie Nurse.
-
Tiny frilly knickers
-
World goes 'round...
-
Cookie is all-powerful
Bwaa Ha Ha!
-
I have issues
-
Cookie has tissues
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Destined for greatness.
-
failure to launch
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Fall into lunch.
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Caesar beard, Oh.
-
Whiskey and water
Save the whiskey
forget the water
-
Wine til dusk.
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Wine for me
Hard alcohol's done
Not fun anymore
:'(
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Beer beer beer.
-
Chug!
Chug!
Chug!
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Bed time yet?
-
Almost, not quite.
-
You were incorrect
-
Happens alla Time.
:shrug:
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Huh, not me!
:twofinger: :blbl:
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never bloody is
-
Clay's a duck.
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Clay is autistic?
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No, a duck.
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Get it. Autistic.
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Maybe in Wales.
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Made of wood.
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Fine Corrrinthian leather.
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Made of wood.
He's a witch?
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If he floats
Like a duck.
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Do lame ducks,
swim in circles?
:headscratch:
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Only on Tuesdays.
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Only on Tuesdays.
Afeered to ask...
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In southern hemisphere
-
I saw a..
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blue bird's balls
-
and then a....
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giraffe stumbled by,
was obviously intoxicated.
-
like stoned Koalas
munching Eucalyptus leaves
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Koalas have chlamydia.
All of them.
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Dirty Aussie monkeys.
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Happy little mammals.
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Unsanitary little bastards
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Like tiny humans.
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Clay's a duck
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Duck, Clay.
DUCK!
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We raised ducks.
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Over your head.
-
Hmmm, what's next?
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Something completely different.
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Funny walks maybe?
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Sexy walks, surely!
-
Those are different?
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Well worn stilettos.
-
Humans gonna human.
-
Kicking and screaming.
-
Hi I'm back! :wave:
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You were gone?
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Always and forever.
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Cannon Beach Oregon
Grilled fresh Sturgeon
Braised Duck Breast
Beautiful seaside views
Plenty of Vino..
:wings:
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Life is good.
-
Indeed it is !😉
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Just add gas.
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Diaphanous corn dog.
-
Just add water
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Sea monkey soup!
-
Nasty ear infection.
-
Doctor at noon.
-
Turn head, cough..
:naughty:
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It really hurts
-
No riding today
-
That's not good :nono:
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PHYSICIAN! More leeches!
:gerg:
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Happy Birthday, Dad!
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Many Happy Returns!
:wings:
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Beer battered bacon.
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Storm sheltering pub.
:beerchug:
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Cough won't die.
-
I heard that
-
Three weeks plus!!!
-
I heard that
It's a miracle!!
:pope:
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Cough won't die.
Six weeks now...
:flush:
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You poor thing!!!
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Guzzi test ride!!
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Oh, DO TELL!!! :drif:
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Oh, così bello!
:smoking:
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I'll post tomorrow
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Post now, slacker!
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Procrastinate now! cheese
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Fair stance. Doohickey.
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Donkey dick cheese
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I’m a “no”.
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The three seashells.
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Guzzi bellissima motocicletta
:gerg:
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Eating Fluffernutters......
Naked.
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Naked.
Without the ‘nannas?
:banana: :banana:
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My nana died
-
They all do.
:(
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so, no nannas?
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Zero nannas, axeyuley.
-
I have two
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Have, or had?
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Now there's one.
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Transitory hallucinogenic manifestations.
-
long boring meeting
-
Transitory hallucinogenic manifestations.
Been there before
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long boring meeting
Aren't they all?
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Baconated porking oil.
-
Sounds kinda durty.
:naughty:
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That's what makes
It funny. Denarius.
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It's really for
Cooking though. Monsanto.
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Monsanto.
Is the debbil.
:firedevil:
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Monsanto.
Is the debbil.
:firedevil:
Dark State Oligarchs..
:tinfoil:
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Drug addled functionary.
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I'm bored, too
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I saw trees
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Were they triffids?
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they were trees
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Came in threes?