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Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on November 15, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
...is going to be shut down temporarily, please take your posts elsewhere for the time being.

Stupid Goats!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:36:34 PM
I can't believe anyone here would be so naive as to think every and all posts made on this bbs are anything but post hoing.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:36:56 PM
I can't believe anyone here would be so naive to think every and all posts made on this bbs are anything but post hoing.

See!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:37:07 PM
What!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:37:17 PM
I!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:37:26 PM
Mean?!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:37:54 PM
Thanks Spinerator.  ;D
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:39:27 PM
Just passed Cookie.  :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:39:42 PM
Yes, I had the day off today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:39:55 PM
Anymore questions?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 04:40:09 PM
Tired of the tits yet?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 15, 2013, 04:43:43 PM
Never. And we need Silverbird to bring his avatar over here as well.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on November 15, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
 8)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 15, 2013, 05:13:43 PM
8)

For some reason I thought you'd be taller.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on November 15, 2013, 07:44:10 PM
It looks huge on the phone
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stromgal on November 15, 2013, 07:48:17 PM
I support this thread.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 15, 2013, 10:29:06 PM
I'm heading to bed now. Secure in my position.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: xsrider on November 15, 2013, 11:54:50 PM
I'm in.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 16, 2013, 01:04:02 AM
Pah! Feckin threads and stuff.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 05:04:32 AM
Blisters.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on November 16, 2013, 05:40:12 AM
Winter sucks. Can't ride. So I'm tiling instead.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
It looks huge on the phone


Prubert is huge in Japan.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 07:56:28 AM
Prickly pears
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 12:34:19 PM
Edith Prickley

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 01:09:36 PM
I steal pens and rubber gloves.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 16, 2013, 01:27:24 PM
I steal pens and rubber gloves.

I've given this considerable thought and I'm still  :headscratch:.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 16, 2013, 01:47:57 PM
I steal pens and rubber gloves.

I've given this considerable thought and I'm still  :headscratch:.

You use the gloves to keep germs off the pens, silly.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 16, 2013, 01:52:02 PM
I steal pens and rubber gloves.

I've given this considerable thought and I'm still  :headscratch:.

You use the gloves to keep germs off the pens, silly.

Ahhh. Reverse osmosis.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 02:05:44 PM
The capitol of granola is icebox.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 02:12:28 PM
Stupoid little tidbit
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 02:15:21 PM
The capitol of tidbit is unicorn.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Tie Dye women and goats
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 16, 2013, 03:19:46 PM
But useful if you're ever in Granola.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 03:21:48 PM
Nuts and fruit
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 16, 2013, 03:29:27 PM
I like nuts.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 16, 2013, 05:12:31 PM
In your hands.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 16, 2013, 06:14:25 PM
In your hands.

on your chin
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 16, 2013, 06:39:18 PM
This is...Iowa!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on November 16, 2013, 07:29:03 PM
I like nuts.  :thumbsup:

You had to know this post was a bad idea, right?
You nut lover.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 16, 2013, 08:03:56 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on November 16, 2013, 09:01:45 PM
I hear that his/her intestinal health is top notch...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on November 16, 2013, 09:49:43 PM
Brrr
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 11:11:09 AM
Late to the party, me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 11:12:17 AM
The bees are coming down!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 11:18:00 AM
Philanthropic women arbitrate green hives
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 11:58:04 AM
Toast and butter.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 11:59:37 AM
A rolling stone could crush your toes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 12:00:22 PM
Hitting butterflys with a shovel for Jesus since 1985.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 19, 2013, 12:01:48 PM
You know a fly swatter works better than a shovel, right?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 12:34:40 PM
That depends on the size of the flies
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 19, 2013, 02:30:13 PM
I like pie. With bacon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: motormike on November 19, 2013, 02:42:10 PM
So, where are all the Ho's at?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 19, 2013, 02:44:29 PM
Ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 19, 2013, 02:44:36 PM
Ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 19, 2013, 02:44:44 PM
Ho!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 19, 2013, 02:44:55 PM
Merry
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 19, 2013, 02:45:08 PM
Christmas!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 02:46:29 PM
Bitch
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 19, 2013, 03:48:23 PM
So, where are all the Ho's at?

Try Florin Road and Franklin Blvd. Ask for Ginger.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 19, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
So, where are all the Ho's at?


Your bedroom.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 19, 2013, 06:48:00 PM
He
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 19, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
wishes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Hos is as ho does.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 08:48:25 PM
Life is like a box of hos.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 19, 2013, 08:50:59 PM
     Do not try and bend the ho over - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize there is no ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 19, 2013, 08:58:55 PM
I like Ho Ho's
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 19, 2013, 11:19:01 PM
With cream filling.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 20, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
topped with pie.

and more bacon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 20, 2013, 11:27:32 AM
And deep fried.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 20, 2013, 05:41:09 PM
Here....hold my beer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 20, 2013, 06:30:17 PM
Hump? What hump?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 21, 2013, 11:07:41 AM
The day of humping has sadly passed unnoticed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 21, 2013, 12:13:44 PM
Take the blue pill.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 21, 2013, 02:40:23 PM
No parking in the red zone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 21, 2013, 03:32:40 PM
Lick a toad, see your nose hairs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on November 21, 2013, 10:51:37 PM
The Banana man of India wears a yellow hat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on November 24, 2013, 09:21:31 AM
So does Curious George's owner.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 24, 2013, 09:36:41 AM
What's the difference between a duck?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on November 24, 2013, 10:13:40 AM
They're both made of wood.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 24, 2013, 06:58:36 PM
We have deep depth.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 24, 2013, 07:16:48 PM
Noodle
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 25, 2013, 12:43:12 PM
cheese
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 25, 2013, 12:51:58 PM
Cheeseheads
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 25, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Vikings. Tie game.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on November 25, 2013, 02:57:37 PM
win for the roughriders

(canadian sports, not pr0n)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 26, 2013, 06:42:31 AM
monrning yo!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 26, 2013, 09:54:43 AM
monrning yo!

Yo mama
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stickman on November 26, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
'Sup, hoes?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 26, 2013, 10:48:02 AM
monrning yo!

Yo mama

Angie
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2013, 12:08:04 PM
monrning yo!

Yo mama

Angie

You're beautiful
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 26, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
monrning yo!

Yo mama

Angie

You're beautiful

You two need a room.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 26, 2013, 02:37:09 PM
Now back to the garage.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 26, 2013, 02:51:26 PM
 :-*
Now back to the garage.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2013, 05:38:34 PM
monrning yo!


Yo mama


Angie


You're beautiful


You two need a room.


It's The Rolling Stones ya fucking pick up truck homo.

http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ (http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ)

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 26, 2013, 07:45:23 PM
monrning yo!


Yo mama


Angie


You're beautiful


You two need a room.


It's The Rolling Stones ya fucking pick up truck homo.

[url]http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ[/url])


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 27, 2013, 06:37:25 AM
Welcome to heck.

Crafted by fat fingers, powered by beer farts and irradiated through space and time anyway.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 27, 2013, 10:25:01 AM
Where does belly button lint come from?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 27, 2013, 02:01:17 PM
Where does belly button lint come from?


Your belly button.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 27, 2013, 06:36:09 PM
Where does belly button lint come from?


Your belly button.  :facepalm:
How does it get down between your toes then?  :shrug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on November 27, 2013, 09:50:38 PM
having a flooded demethanizer tower sucks. Glad I'm done for the day.

Watching Ice Pilots right now. Better.  :-)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 28, 2013, 03:18:41 AM
I miss sleep.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on November 28, 2013, 09:08:33 AM
I like going to Starbucks on holidays when it's mostly empty and I can get some work done.  About to head there now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 28, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
I like going to Starbucks...
It's "Fivebucks".  :eek:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on November 29, 2013, 09:21:00 PM
I like going to Starbucks...
It's "Fivebucks".  :eek:
If you get a plain coffee or hot tea it's two bucks, and if you buy five or more a year you get free refills.  Well worth $2 for a couple hours of peace and quiet.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on November 29, 2013, 10:10:13 PM
I got a haircut today. And did some christmas shopping.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on November 29, 2013, 10:38:21 PM
Is it not nifty?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 29, 2013, 11:47:42 PM
I like going to Starbucks...

It's "Fivebucks".  :eek:

If you get a plain coffee or hot tea it's two bucks, and if you buy five or more a year you get free refills.  Well worth $2 for a couple hours of peace and quiet.


Ice tea with a little orange juice.  $3.25 Just got home a half an hour ago.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 30, 2013, 07:42:56 AM
It's sixteen degrees out. Just right (rite) for some photo tagging.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on December 01, 2013, 08:01:37 AM
I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off all of last week.  :bluduh:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 01, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
Driving back to Amarillo now after visiting the kids and grandkids.   :(
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 01, 2013, 11:07:55 AM
I have to go back to work. On Friday. Only 11 days off and 9 whole working days till Christmas.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 02, 2013, 09:09:52 PM
That's right.  :blbl:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on December 03, 2013, 07:51:44 PM
You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper.  :o
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 03, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
"Cling wrap" MUST have been invented by a woman.
  :baldy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 03, 2013, 11:19:55 PM
You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper.  :o

At least you used paper.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on December 05, 2013, 11:53:13 AM
Had to turn the AC on it's so dang hot today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on December 05, 2013, 12:15:14 PM
We're getting visited by winter-like weather. Yay!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 05, 2013, 12:25:51 PM
54 yeasterday 27 today.  :baldy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on December 05, 2013, 12:30:20 PM
I saw a fat man in a red suit calling people Hos all day.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 05, 2013, 12:34:34 PM
I saw a fat man in a red suit calling people Hos all day.


Looking at fat men. You must be really bored.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on December 05, 2013, 12:35:33 PM
54 yeasterday 27 today.  :baldy:

27 isn't too bad.  It's all the ice/snow coming with it that sucks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on December 06, 2013, 01:05:54 AM
I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see.  :-[  Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 06, 2013, 07:09:57 AM
I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see.  :-[  Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.

There is. In your therapists office.

Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on December 06, 2013, 10:17:42 AM
I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see.  :-[  Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.

There is. In your therapists office.

Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?
It's not that kind of bad stuff.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 06, 2013, 10:32:34 AM
I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see.  :-[  Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.


There is. In your therapists office.

Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?


It's not that kind of bad stuff.


The decision was made early on to do away with PO.

http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=117.0 (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=117.0)


Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on December 06, 2013, 03:16:51 PM
You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper.  :o


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 06, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
Why must I constantly meet a new, "dumbest person I ever met"?
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on December 06, 2013, 05:07:57 PM
54 yeasterday 27 today.  :baldy:

82 on Wednesday. 39 today. Clearing overnight with a dip into the mid-twenties. It's Ken doll weather.  :o
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on December 07, 2013, 01:50:27 PM
kdcnvkdjn h kjnckjwd,  eijwneejf!!

See if I don't?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 08, 2013, 12:01:06 AM
Coldest day of the year and i decide to do the furnace cleaning and change the air filter and humidifier water pad.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 09, 2013, 07:15:36 AM
I ate too many waffles.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 09, 2013, 07:15:52 AM
Fuck you Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 09, 2013, 07:57:54 AM
Good morning John
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 09, 2013, 07:58:32 AM
Oh ya, Fuck you to John.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 01, 2014, 09:03:23 AM
Welcome to the 500 club Ed.  :bigok:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 01, 2014, 10:07:09 AM
So your rite.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 01, 2014, 02:10:27 PM
twat waffle sandwich
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 01, 2014, 02:46:39 PM
Are you Waffling?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 01, 2014, 04:43:44 PM
Waffle House. Yummy.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 01, 2014, 08:27:55 PM
Happy New Ho!!


From the Waffle House eating Pancakes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 02, 2014, 07:06:09 PM
Happy New Ho!!


From the Waffle House eating Pancakes.

You just blew my mind. Also, I'm watching Slap Shot.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 02, 2014, 07:08:09 PM
Wow
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 04, 2014, 09:52:41 PM
Man, it's boring out here in the real world.


Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 04, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Man, it's boring out here in the real world.

Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 04, 2014, 10:48:29 PM
Man, it's boring out here in the real world.

Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:


^^^^This from the man with a seal in his avatar.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 05, 2014, 07:21:24 AM
Bleeding rain.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 05, 2014, 07:33:34 AM
Bleeding snow


Morning (or afternoon) Papa.  :wave:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 05, 2014, 08:34:01 AM
afternoon!  :wave:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 09:16:08 AM
Figs
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 05, 2014, 09:21:25 AM
Fuck you John   :wave:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 05, 2014, 12:52:31 PM
Fuck you John   :wave:


Sir Elton?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 05, 2014, 12:54:48 PM

Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:


You have a point. Although, if they took out the Papa John's here, I'd be more upset.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 12:55:19 PM
Fife
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 01:55:26 PM
Barney
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 01:58:37 PM
Flinch
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 02:13:16 PM
Our Man
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 05, 2014, 02:36:57 PM
Godfrey
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 02:53:08 PM
Aflac
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 02:56:33 PM
Gidget goes Hawaiian
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 02:57:17 PM
poit
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 02:57:41 PM
troz
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 02:58:41 PM
Wut?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 03:29:49 PM
Spaghetti
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 03:46:43 PM
Crackle
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 04:00:34 PM
wood
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 04:01:46 PM
Chop
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
Fleas
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 06:04:25 PM
knees
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 06:05:18 PM
bees
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 06:06:16 PM
boggle  :inlove:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 05, 2014, 06:55:39 PM
The Buggles
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2014, 07:00:19 PM
fizz
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 05, 2014, 07:54:46 PM
I farted!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 07:56:27 PM
Super
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 05, 2014, 08:04:19 PM
Slider
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 09:04:49 PM
Mind Bottling
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 05, 2014, 09:06:19 PM
Mind Bottling


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 05, 2014, 09:08:07 PM
Nighty night y'all.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 09:11:17 PM
Good night, grandpa!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 09:19:33 PM
Later
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 05, 2014, 09:28:40 PM
Later

bye bye
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Cowards
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 05, 2014, 10:12:38 PM
Take a long walk on a short pier.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
Take a walk on the wild side.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 05, 2014, 10:19:03 PM
Get down and/or funky.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 05, 2014, 10:19:14 PM
Take a walk on the wild side.

Did that, we got kicked out......
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Can't keep us out.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 05, 2014, 10:34:00 PM
Good night ladies, we're going to leave you now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 05, 2014, 10:37:28 PM
Nooooooo
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 04:56:03 AM
Cheezits
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 06, 2014, 06:17:06 AM
There is weather outside.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 06, 2014, 06:29:53 AM
There is weather outside.

Is it delightful?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 07:12:58 AM
Crickets
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 06, 2014, 07:58:35 AM
Bigger crickets
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
Camp
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 06, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
I'm hungry, but too lazy to go make anything.



And I need more coffee. Bleah!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 06, 2014, 10:40:47 AM
I had breakfast. Not hungry now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 06, 2014, 10:43:17 AM
Oh sure Ed, rub it in.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 10:57:10 AM
Toast
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on January 06, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
with cheese
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 06, 2014, 01:24:55 PM
with cheese


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/130861-Wisconsin-Cities-Are-Using-Cheese-Brine-to-Keep-Roads-Safe (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/130861-Wisconsin-Cities-Are-Using-Cheese-Brine-to-Keep-Roads-Safe)


While the concept seems to work well for now, officials are worried about some of the potential side-effects, including the possibility that the brine could make whole cities and towns smell like cheese.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 01:41:02 PM
Tea pot
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 06, 2014, 02:16:12 PM
Kettle
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 06, 2014, 03:30:56 PM
black
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 06, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Racism
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 05:55:01 PM
Tickets
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 06, 2014, 07:29:38 PM
This is the post ho thread not the word association thread.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 06, 2014, 07:52:47 PM
Word
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 06, 2014, 08:25:18 PM
This is the post ho thread not the word association thread.

This is the post ho thread?
Title: word association
Post by: Stripes on January 06, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
Yes
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 09:18:57 PM
I have been posting words being with the same letter. The rest of you are sheep.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 09:19:45 PM
And then there's Bob.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2014, 09:20:35 PM
Turtle
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 06, 2014, 09:43:26 PM
Be bop a Lula, she's my baby.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 06, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
Betty Boop
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 07, 2014, 03:32:04 AM
Oh.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 04:45:57 AM
You might as well give up now. The place is surrounded. Ed is a Moran.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 07, 2014, 10:54:29 AM
We should fall back to the ship and nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 12:31:31 PM
Post ho coho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 12:41:59 PM
Twice now I've woken up and had claws where my hands should be.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 12:43:12 PM
It's so wonderful!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 07, 2014, 01:05:04 PM
Snails
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
When can I have my waffle?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 07, 2014, 01:27:19 PM
Im hungry
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 01:35:14 PM
I'm bored
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 02:24:17 PM
Forgive me Godzilla for I have sinned. It's been 53.5 years since my last confession.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 07, 2014, 03:00:28 PM
I'm full now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 07, 2014, 05:13:52 PM
Working on bike.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 07, 2014, 05:14:16 PM
In the heated garage.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: doc4216 on January 07, 2014, 06:03:11 PM
Just replaced my stud
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 07, 2014, 06:59:35 PM
Just changed my underwear.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 07:00:46 PM
Just threw in a chew
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 07:06:06 PM
There are woodchucks in my bathtub.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 07:12:22 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2014, 07:14:07 PM
11.763
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 07:14:46 PM
12
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 07, 2014, 07:50:15 PM
Just so you all know, I'm now posting a post ho post.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 07, 2014, 08:07:33 PM
Post ho-ing is fun!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 08, 2014, 06:44:06 AM
Fun for the whole family!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 09:56:34 AM
Fun for yourself
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on January 08, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
Work sux0rs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 08, 2014, 10:30:38 AM
Where are all the goats?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
In your back yard.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 11:11:03 AM
The sheep are with Papa.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 11:11:42 AM
The buffalo are out west.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 08, 2014, 02:09:29 PM
OH!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 08, 2014, 03:24:12 PM
Seems odd.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 08, 2014, 03:25:46 PM
Not around here
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 08, 2014, 03:26:25 PM
Seems odd.

Yes, you do.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 08, 2014, 04:09:25 PM
I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 08, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
Where's the other glove?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 08, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
You don't want to know.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 08, 2014, 04:41:08 PM
You don't want to know.

Yes. Yes I do. Knowledge is king.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 08, 2014, 05:13:40 PM
Zebras are horses with funny suits on.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 05:36:06 PM
Where's the other glove?


Ask Michel Jackson
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 08, 2014, 05:39:33 PM
Where's the other glove?



Ask Michel Jackson


The beer guy?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 08, 2014, 06:12:33 PM
I sometimes wish I were a beer guy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 08, 2014, 06:15:25 PM
The toy surprise in Cracker Jack isn't really a surprise since it's presence is disclosed on the outside of the box.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 08, 2014, 06:35:58 PM
Don't know whyyyyyy

there's no sun up in the skyyyyy.


Stormy.... oh yeah, it's nighttime, never mind.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 08, 2014, 07:56:52 PM
I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

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I knew it! Michael Jackson & O.J. Simpson are the same persons.

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And they're BOTH COOKIE!

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 08, 2014, 10:19:03 PM
That'll do, pig.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 10:57:43 PM

The beer guy?

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Bomber.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 10, 2014, 02:49:02 PM
It's Friday. I'm at work. That is all.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 10, 2014, 03:13:37 PM
Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 10, 2014, 04:01:07 PM
Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.


Look ma no hands.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 10, 2014, 05:10:56 PM
Both my head and leg hurt.



It must be about to rain.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 10, 2014, 06:12:03 PM
Ice cream.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 10, 2014, 06:31:34 PM
Soft serve Ice cream
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 10, 2014, 06:56:31 PM
Its very cold in our house now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 10, 2014, 08:00:41 PM
Bask in the glory my friend.  :clap:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 10, 2014, 08:46:27 PM
Close the fucking window.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 10, 2014, 09:16:27 PM
it was 65 F here today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 10, 2014, 09:27:34 PM
Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 11, 2014, 03:07:00 AM
*yawn*
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 11, 2014, 04:11:48 AM
Wake up Cookie!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 11, 2014, 06:55:28 AM
First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Royal Tiger on January 11, 2014, 07:05:44 AM
Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please. 
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 11, 2014, 08:44:36 AM
First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Hopefully it was just a wrong number.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 11, 2014, 11:11:59 AM
My wife stopped on her way home from work and bought breakfast tacos and habanero salsa.  :inlove:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 11, 2014, 11:15:52 AM
I'm still sleepy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 11, 2014, 11:25:07 AM
Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on January 11, 2014, 11:33:06 AM

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.


...if you have to ask....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 11, 2014, 11:33:15 AM
Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.

So it's like a blizzard in the rest of the US?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 11, 2014, 11:34:54 AM
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on January 11, 2014, 11:35:31 AM
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 11, 2014, 11:50:45 AM
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?


His bed feels like shit.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 11, 2014, 01:17:03 PM
It's better to look good than to feel good.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 11, 2014, 06:36:15 PM
Mmmm... cheese curds...  :drool:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 12, 2014, 04:29:06 PM
So tell me two dogs fucking, why do you ask?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 12, 2014, 04:42:06 PM
It's so code in the d. How da fuck do we supost to keep a piece?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 12, 2014, 09:14:24 PM
So tell me two dogs fucking, why do you ask?


Yes. I know that one.  :beerchug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 12, 2014, 09:15:03 PM
 :gdog:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 12, 2014, 10:03:13 PM
It's later than it was.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 12, 2014, 10:32:41 PM
It's earlier than it will be later.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 13, 2014, 12:47:21 AM
I took vacation to paint my house. :baldy:


To be honest, it was leftover vacation from 2013 that I was forced to take ASAP in January.

I forgot to take my 5th week of vacation last year. Oops.

Got all the stippled ceilings painted, now cutting in the walls. Hopefully done by Thursday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 13, 2014, 04:35:47 AM
We have a bobcat in our yard.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 13, 2014, 07:32:52 AM
Machine or creature?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 13, 2014, 08:26:58 AM
Animal.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 13, 2014, 12:46:15 PM
tie dyed t-shirt?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 13, 2014, 01:21:09 PM
Nope. Fur coat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 13, 2014, 01:35:18 PM
I thought that you were a tree hugger...  :twofinger: :bigsmile:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 13, 2014, 06:14:41 PM
Hot tub!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 13, 2014, 06:29:01 PM
There is a roadrunner and an owl in my yard. Now what?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 13, 2014, 06:29:56 PM
Now who? Who?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 13, 2014, 09:52:17 PM
This mission does not exist!!


I am not here.


You did not read this post.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 14, 2014, 03:22:36 AM
"What is that, yoga?"

"It increases the chances of conception."

Big Lebowski Conception (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5a9rsxpO2c#ws)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 14, 2014, 05:31:25 AM
Toot! toot!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on January 14, 2014, 04:02:13 PM
The Cuban sandwich at Dad's Kitchen on Freeport Blvd was epic. And their habanero & blue cheese fries were the next best thing to heroin.
I need a nap.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 16, 2014, 09:42:41 AM
mesmerizing
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on January 16, 2014, 09:48:02 AM
Did you get the regular or super-sized Lipitor with that?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 16, 2014, 11:08:29 AM
Ham and swiss for lunch.

I like ham and swiss.

I like hotdogs too.

I don't have any hotdogs so I think I'll have ham and swiss for lunch.

I like ham and swiss.

I like hotdogs too.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on January 16, 2014, 11:37:23 AM
Wind doth blow. This blows.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 16, 2014, 11:43:49 AM
-62f at my sons work. They are shut down for the day/night.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 16, 2014, 12:14:34 PM
At least it's not windy.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 16, 2014, 02:50:27 PM
Burrrrr
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 16, 2014, 03:04:37 PM
p.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 16, 2014, 03:50:03 PM
Excuse you!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 16, 2014, 05:11:22 PM
Q.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 16, 2014, 05:23:20 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 16, 2014, 05:56:30 PM
Probably my favorite Picard antagonist.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 16, 2014, 09:11:52 PM
Probably my favorite Picard antagonist.  :thumbsup:

That's a fair point...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 17, 2014, 02:49:48 AM
I'm going to the motorcycle show today!!!  :-)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 17, 2014, 05:11:31 AM
I'm going to the motorcycle show today!!!  :-)

Sweet!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 17, 2014, 06:34:52 AM
Probably my favorite Picard antagonist.  :thumbsup:

That's a fair point...

You mean Far point.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 17, 2014, 07:25:48 AM
Probably my favorite Picard antagonist.  :thumbsup:

That's a fair point...

You mean Far point.

Leave my puns alone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 19, 2014, 04:28:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 20, 2014, 06:35:05 AM
I just love computer training. Not.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 20, 2014, 09:02:30 AM
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That is incredible.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 20, 2014, 09:04:04 AM
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That is incredible.



Keep dreaming.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 20, 2014, 09:29:42 AM
Its 39 degrees and sunny, I have the day off. I may go for a ride.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on January 20, 2014, 01:32:18 PM
It's 51 and sunny. I don't have the day off. I'm not going for a ride.  :bluduh:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: rgbeard on January 20, 2014, 06:45:02 PM
I didn't ride yesterday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 20, 2014, 09:09:21 PM
I'm a millionaire. (again)



        Mr. Wilson Zhen 

I am Mr. Wilson Zhen, Trained and working as an Account Officer In Development Bank of Singapore (DBS).
I write to contact you about a foreigner bearing the same name as yours, who died here in Singapore, over a decades ago leaving behind an estate/capital US$12.8M here in Development Bank of Singapore.However, the Investor died intestate, no next-of-kin, nobody came forward all these years to lay claim of the inheritance.
I have decided to work with you to secure the funds, and propose 20% offer for you. If you are interested, you are advised to email me through my private email wilsonzhen_dbs@qq.com the following information stated below:-
i. RE-CONFIRM YOUR FULL NAMES:
ii. CONTACT ADDRESS:
iii. AGE:
iv. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
v. OCCUPATION:
Upon hearing from you, I will unfold more details and how to commence in the transaction.
Best regards,
Mr. Wilson Zhen
NB:ENSURE TO RESPOND TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL wilsonzhen_dbs@qq.com WITH REQUIRED DETAILS IF WILLING.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 20, 2014, 09:12:35 PM
 :clap:  That's awesome! You're my new best friend!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on January 20, 2014, 09:15:57 PM
When you see dogs and automatic weapons, it's time to go back inside and close the door.  :o
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on January 21, 2014, 05:44:46 AM
Can't win. I dislike the cold. Vacation in Hawaii and have horrible allergies the whole time.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 21, 2014, 05:48:37 AM
Can't win. I dislike the cold. Vacation in Hawaii and have horrible allergies the whole time.

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Chris?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on January 21, 2014, 05:52:55 AM

Chris?
Chris would have also had his motel room broken into and gotten the TSA cavity search special. I just lost a nalgene bottle that fell out of my bag on a trolley and accidentally turned my new dress from green and white to green and grey.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 21, 2014, 05:53:53 AM
:)

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 21, 2014, 04:15:37 PM


Chris would have also had his motel room broken into and gotten the TSA cavity search special. I just lost a nalgene bottle that fell out of my bag on a trolley and accidentally turned my new dress from green and white to green and grey.


Aloha....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: squeezer on January 21, 2014, 06:36:37 PM
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That is incredible.

Keep dreaming.



Just a couple of laps. It's all I ask.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 21, 2014, 06:44:18 PM
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That is incredible.

Keep dreaming.



Just a couple of laps. It's all I ask.


I'd be happy just to hear one.  ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 21, 2014, 06:45:44 PM
I eat paste.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 21, 2014, 06:49:16 PM
I eat paste.

I used to. I moved on to boogers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 21, 2014, 06:54:46 PM
I eat paste.

I used to. I moved on to boogers.

Saltier than paste.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 21, 2014, 07:03:41 PM
I think some folks eat paint chips.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 21, 2014, 07:04:30 PM
Cake farts!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 21, 2014, 07:05:05 PM
No, that's just the onion frosting.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 21, 2014, 07:40:53 PM
I eat paste.

And sniff glue.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 21, 2014, 07:42:43 PM
Fixed the snow thrower
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Jim on January 21, 2014, 07:48:16 PM
Fixed the snow thrower

I'm listening to AM720 / Chicago at the lake effect that's blasting select roads...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: rgbeard on January 21, 2014, 08:34:17 PM
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 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on January 22, 2014, 07:06:46 AM
That car looks shocked and surprised at the same time.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 22, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
That car looks shocked and surprised at the same time.

Exactly! Wait... Don't those words kind of mean the same thing though?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 22, 2014, 05:24:51 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 22, 2014, 10:46:51 PM
Red fish
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 23, 2014, 05:19:28 AM
Blue fish.


I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.

Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.

It's getting worse.  :-(
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 23, 2014, 06:41:12 AM
Blue fish.


I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.

Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.

It's getting worse.  :-(

Oh man, I feel for ya. There is nothing I've experienced (so far) that is more immediately focusing than tooth pain. Hope it resolves soon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 23, 2014, 11:43:22 AM
Blue fish.


I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.

Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.

It's getting worse.  :-(

Clove oil and heroin.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 23, 2014, 06:17:14 PM
It may be snowing here. Someone said they saw flurries somewhere around here and we're all going to the grocery to prepare for the coming blizzard of 2014. Hopefully, it come down to cannibalism.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on January 23, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
There is a high of 30 tomorrow, but I had to go to the store to get cat shampoo.  Idiot stepped in his own poop and isn't cleaning it off his paw, so I have to.

No rush on the grocery store here, surprisingly enough.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 24, 2014, 12:56:16 AM
Blue fish.


I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.

Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.

It's getting worse.  :-(

Oh man, I feel for ya. There is nothing I've experienced (so far) that is more immediately focusing than tooth pain. Hope it resolves soon.

Oh it's resolved.

I went in for an emergency root canal today, and after doing the root canal and getting everything cleaned out, they found that the roof of the tooth was cracked, and it had to come out. Could not be repaired. Ouch.

So 4 months without a tooth, then we talk about an implant.

$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 24, 2014, 12:57:16 AM
Blue fish.


I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.

Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.

It's getting worse.  :-(

Clove oil and heroin.

Freezing and pliers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 24, 2014, 12:58:56 AM
However, I feel MUCH better. Hardly any swelling now, only bled for about an hour this afternoon, and I was able to have mushroom soup for dinner and (softened) ice cream for dessert!!! 

The root of the molar went right up almost into my sinus, and a bit of bone came off with one of the root tips.

Dentist said he could see the thin membrane of my sinus cavity, so I'm not allowed to blow my nose for 2 weeks, no drinking from a straw, cannot swish liquids around in the mouth, and, most importantly, if I need to sneeze, do so purposefully, with my mouth as wide open as possible before and during the sneeze.

If I blow out the sinus cavity into the sutured tooth socket, I'll have to go to a special oro-facial surgeon guy and get it opened up and repaired.

Basically, I have to keep the pressure the same between my sinuses and mouth. No suction nor pressure in either.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 06:55:25 PM
 :razz: :eek: :headscratch: :redface: :bigok: :thumbsup: :thumbsdown: :bigsmile: :yawn: :crazy: :inlove: :twofinger: :rolleyes: :facepalm: :smiley_thumb: :shrug: :angry: :drool: :clap: :nuts: :bash: :hurl: :hail: :confused: :rave: :wow: :burnout: :mad: :beerchug: :squid: :withstupid: :baa: :threadjacked: :banana: :chili: :leghump: :pokestick: :popcorn: :couch: :firedevil: :rolf: :needpics: :deadhorse: :bluduh: :naughty: :augie: :gdog: :gerg: :205: :lamer: :csm: :flush: :cromag: :smoking: :drif: :snork: :nono: :pope: :fitz: :cry: :baldy: :wings: :spam: :blbl: :wave: :willy: :shahthread: :tinfoil: C:-) :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 06:55:48 PM
I am bored.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 06:56:30 PM
I thought that post ho-ing would be fun!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 06:57:10 PM
Turns out, that right now, it's boring.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 07:43:59 PM
:razz: :eek: :headscratch: :redface: :bigok: :thumbsup: :thumbsdown: :bigsmile: :yawn: :crazy: :inlove: :twofinger: :rolleyes: :facepalm: :smiley_thumb: :shrug: :angry: :drool: :clap: :nuts: :bash: :hurl: :hail: :confused: :rave: :wow: :burnout: :mad: :beerchug: :squid: :withstupid: :baa: :threadjacked: :banana: :chili: :leghump: :pokestick: :popcorn: :couch: :firedevil: :rolf: :needpics: :deadhorse: :bluduh: :naughty: :augie: :gdog: :gerg: :205: :lamer: :csm: :flush: :cromag: :smoking: :drif: :snork: :nono: :pope: :fitz: :cry: :baldy: :wings: :spam: :blbl: :wave: :willy: :shahthread: :tinfoil: C:-) :lol:


Feeble start.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 07:44:21 PM
I am bored.

Who isn't?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 07:45:14 PM
I thought that post ho-ing would be fun!

You need a girlfriend. Or something.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
Turns out, that right now, it's boring.

You're using way too many words.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 24, 2014, 08:11:59 PM
You both are boring
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:13:13 PM
You need a girlfriend.

Which one? Wait, it doesn't matter. I take Fridays off from women. Fridays are my time to do wtf I want to do!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:15:40 PM
You both are boring

Well, not all of us can have a birthday everyday!

That reminds me... Happy birthday Ed!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 24, 2014, 08:17:08 PM
It's snowing out. Let's go for a drive.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:19:06 PM
You're using way too many words.

Hopefully you can make it to Clay's barbecue & teach me & whoever else how to be as smart as you!  :thumbsup:  That would be like totes tubular! Off the hizzle fo shizzle!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:20:44 PM
It's snowing out. Let's go for a drive.

I'm game. You're driving. I'll have plenty of drive time tomorrow while I'm plowing snow! But only if we get what they say we're supposed to get.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 08:25:40 PM
You two need to get a motel room.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 24, 2014, 08:27:32 PM
You two need to get a motel room.

I hope this was a sarcastic comment.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
You two need to get a motel room.

I hope this was a sarcastic comment.

In Aruba/Jamaica.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:32:27 PM
I hope this was a sarcastic comment.


No way. He's a genius! Super duper smart people don't use sarcasm!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 08:33:40 PM
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:35:03 PM
I like rape!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 08:38:34 PM
I like rape!

I dare you to enter your local police station and yell that out at the top of your lungs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 08:41:19 PM
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)

No worries.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 24, 2014, 08:44:25 PM
You two need to get a motel room.

I hope this was a sarcastic comment.

In Aruba/Jamaica.  :twofinger:


 :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 09:31:04 PM
This is post hoing:

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 24, 2014, 09:32:09 PM
Some don't quite understand the concept.






Cheers.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 24, 2014, 09:38:16 PM
Again, not everyone is as smart as you. We get it, you're smart. :hail:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 24, 2014, 10:38:57 PM
Loos like Chris is the #1 post ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 25, 2014, 06:14:32 PM
Fucking cedar pollen.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 25, 2014, 06:47:53 PM
Fucking cedar pollen.

I understand completely.  ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 25, 2014, 06:57:53 PM
Filthy stinking Hobbits.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 25, 2014, 07:20:09 PM
Filthy stinking Hobbitses.

FTFY
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 25, 2014, 09:18:12 PM
Sold the Daytona!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 25, 2014, 09:43:59 PM
Congratulations!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 25, 2014, 09:45:53 PM
Thanks!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 25, 2014, 10:26:51 PM
Picked up 6 albums of classical today at a used record shop. Nice mixed bag and all in NM to Mint condition. The majority appear to have never been played. 3 DG recordings of Lizst, Grieg, Handel and Schumann, 1 Mahler 4th on the Angel label (Klemperer and the Philharmonia) and a couple of rare birds on the Command Classics label which are technically interesting because of the use of 35mm magnetic film as the recording medium instead of magnetic tape. Command Classics recordings were done under the aegis of Robert Fine and George Piros so I expect good things from these discs. 1 Ravel and 1 Mussorgsky using the Ravel transcription of the work.

The wife was home today so there was no music in the house but she's working tomorrow morning so I'll be giving these a spin in the record cleaning machine and then a spin on the turntable.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on January 25, 2014, 10:56:18 PM
More yellow snot just came out my nose than I thought was possible.  I hope this is the end of my sinus problems.  :o
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 26, 2014, 03:59:42 AM
Pics or it never happened.


On second thought........ :hurl:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 26, 2014, 07:23:34 AM
Never have second thoughts.
They indicate indescision.
Or maybenot.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 28, 2014, 10:45:55 AM
I've decided all my posts today will consist of as few words as possible.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 28, 2014, 10:46:29 AM
I have blisters on my fingers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 28, 2014, 11:19:29 AM
I have a single, painful finger.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 28, 2014, 12:43:02 PM
Try using your other hand for awhile.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 28, 2014, 12:44:36 PM
I cut my finger.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 28, 2014, 12:52:45 PM
You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 28, 2014, 02:56:07 PM
Bigger knife.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 28, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
I have a single, painful finger.

What happened to the rest of them?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 28, 2014, 04:44:47 PM
I have a single, painful finger.


What happened to the rest of them?


http://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs (http://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 28, 2014, 04:47:52 PM
Bigger knife.

It was the care seat adjustment lever.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 30, 2014, 12:00:28 PM
Just finished reading 1984.


Bejasus, the world was a mess back then.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 30, 2014, 12:49:32 PM
Working on motorcycle In a warm garage and it's snowing. This winter sucks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 30, 2014, 02:40:36 PM
Eating lunch in the car with my wife.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on January 30, 2014, 03:01:43 PM
Eating lunch in the car with my wife.

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You homeless?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 30, 2014, 03:05:13 PM
Eating lunch in the car with my wife.

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You homeless?

I think that he was just hungry!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 30, 2014, 03:14:45 PM
I need new underoos.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 30, 2014, 04:16:27 PM
I need new underoos.

Garanimals are better.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 30, 2014, 05:12:06 PM
I need new underoos.

Garanimals are better.

I don't need new Garanimals. The ones I have are still fine. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 30, 2014, 06:37:22 PM
I have to have a graft on my gums. Doesn't that sound like a hoot?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 30, 2014, 06:38:56 PM
Give a hoot, don't pollute!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 30, 2014, 06:40:18 PM
How many licks does it take?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 30, 2014, 06:41:16 PM
3
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 30, 2014, 07:23:36 PM
Your weak.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 30, 2014, 07:23:59 PM
Drinking a beer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 30, 2014, 10:00:17 PM
Your weak.

Ewer week.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 31, 2014, 04:13:14 AM
My week to do what?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 31, 2014, 05:28:43 PM
Eating lunch in the car with my wife.

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You homeless?

We don't like people.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on January 31, 2014, 05:29:46 PM
How many licks does it take?

She always loses count....

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on January 31, 2014, 08:34:46 PM
How many licks does it take?

She always loses count....

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Should have gone with 3, you would be a legend.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on January 31, 2014, 10:13:28 PM
The apocalyptic pop music hummed by snowbound BMW riders eagerly awaiting spring has caused this post to be posted in error on your lawn.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on February 01, 2014, 05:53:48 PM
Git yer post offa my lawn.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 02, 2014, 07:02:12 AM
I smell dirt.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 02, 2014, 07:15:01 AM
Go ahead.
Play your dahmmmmed banjo music...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 02, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
It works!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 02, 2014, 02:08:26 PM
Run. I hear banjo's.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 02, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
Boosted thrills?????
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on February 02, 2014, 05:21:38 PM
There's no such thing as a stupid question, but there are lots of inquisitive idiots.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 02, 2014, 07:24:35 PM
Boots off after 16 hours?

Oh yeah.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 02, 2014, 08:51:55 PM
Boots off after 16 hours?

Oh yeah.

So that's where the stink is coming from.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on February 04, 2014, 12:20:48 PM
Stink is coming from my foster dog. Bath time tonight.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on February 04, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
Coffee makes me poop.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: PatM on February 04, 2014, 09:49:41 PM
Too much information
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on February 04, 2014, 10:00:25 PM
First night with the CPAP machine. I am a side and stomach sleeper. I expect much cursing as I learn to sleep with the alien ovipositor strapped to my head.  :-\
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: capirex on February 05, 2014, 07:18:07 AM
Coffee makes me poop.

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CIBM
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 05, 2014, 11:55:52 AM
Where are my damned gloves?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on February 05, 2014, 12:06:55 PM
Where are my damned gloves?


Buy a new pair.  The old one will reveal themselves shortly thereafter.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2014, 12:19:25 PM
Where are my damned gloves?


Buy a new pair.  The old one will reveal themselves shortly thereafter.


There always in the last place you look.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 05, 2014, 12:40:47 PM
Where are my damned gloves?

Sent from Planet Ten by way of the eight dimension using Tapatalk

with your keys I'm sure.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: giaka on February 05, 2014, 01:01:11 PM


CIBM

Yeap, great diet plan. Off to get more coffee... :P
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 08, 2014, 03:23:30 PM
Congratulations Cookie.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 08, 2014, 06:17:12 PM
Bon voyage Sam and Stella.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 08, 2014, 06:27:34 PM
It's snowing again.  :cry:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 08, 2014, 07:27:09 PM
Wut?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 18, 2014, 10:44:14 PM
I'm thoroughly sick of seeing ice dancing and figure skating in the Winter Olympics.

Unless they get to use weapons. That would be okay.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 18, 2014, 10:57:31 PM
I'm thoroughly sick of seeing ice dancing and figure skating in the Winter Olympics.

Unless they get to use weapons. That would be okay.



Your obviously are not watching the rite events.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on February 21, 2014, 06:43:55 AM
Is this thing on?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on February 21, 2014, 07:30:29 AM
Stupid effing foster dog kept me up all night banging his cone into the sides of the crate.  I'm going to have to chop up the cone tonight and make a neck brace thing out of it. :( http://www.bitenot.com/ (http://www.bitenot.com/)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 21, 2014, 09:27:15 AM
I spent the afternoon clearing the ice and snow from storm sewers and hydrants on my street in prep for a major rain/freezing rain storm.
F'kn pick n' shovel work.  :fitz:
Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 21, 2014, 12:37:58 PM
Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???

Inside playing video games.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 21, 2014, 03:08:44 PM
Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???

Inside playing video games.

Lana Del Rey is to blame.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 22, 2014, 09:37:40 AM
My first post using my new iPhone 5s.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 22, 2014, 10:05:52 AM
Fan boy.

Sent from Planet Ten by way of the eight dimension using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 22, 2014, 12:17:33 PM
Fan boy.

Say what?
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 22, 2014, 12:29:49 PM
Bunch of 13 year olds.


Sent from the top of Orthanc

Using mothes.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 23, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
Quote
I'm young enough to kick your ass, and old enough to pay the legal bills.
Locally observed bumper sticker.  :lamer:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 14, 2014, 07:01:33 AM
One more post for 1000!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 14, 2014, 07:28:41 AM
laggard  :blbl:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 14, 2014, 07:55:13 AM
Wow! I have a lot of catching up to do! Some of you spend way to much time online!  :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
B. H.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: satxbonneville on March 14, 2014, 09:41:55 PM
Software updates. Rather eat ground glass.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on March 14, 2014, 10:51:55 PM
I refuse to make mindless posts just to increase my post count. Nosiree Bob, not gonna do it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 15, 2014, 03:40:20 AM
Me neither.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2014, 06:41:33 AM
Moi aussi.



Bite you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 15, 2014, 07:04:07 AM
Bite me?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 15, 2014, 08:56:56 AM
No thank you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2014, 03:19:45 PM
Got cashews?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 15, 2014, 03:22:06 PM
He has nut allergies.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 15, 2014, 03:36:44 PM
As well as myself.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 15, 2014, 04:10:21 PM
I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 15, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.


Except your own.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 15, 2014, 04:18:57 PM
I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.


Except your own.

 :lol:  True!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 15, 2014, 04:20:11 PM
I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.


 have to admit; I'm a mounds kinda guy. (http://youtu.be/QeibzLZn2hUI)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 29, 2014, 01:12:40 PM
http://youtu.be/SGTTm6sUXRg (http://youtu.be/SGTTm6sUXRg)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 30, 2014, 08:37:31 AM
I feel like I'm living inside a snow-globe, and some idiot (I'm lookin' right at YOU Mrs. Friggin' Nature) keeps giving it a daily shake...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 30, 2014, 11:12:24 AM
Feck. British Summer Time started today. It's sunny and warmish. And I've got flu.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2014, 11:20:52 AM
Satan lives in my anus.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 30, 2014, 11:34:52 AM
Satan lives in my anus.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Who else lives in Cookie's anus?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 30, 2014, 01:52:17 PM
Satan lives in my anus.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Who else lives in Cookie's anus?

I wouldn't touch that with your pickle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 30, 2014, 02:54:11 PM
Satan lives in my anus.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Who else lives in Cookie's anus?

So, a satanic dog also lives in Cookie's arse.

I think Roy Orbison got swallowed up there too.

I wouldn't touch that with your pickle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 31, 2014, 03:41:16 PM
So, a satanic dog also lives in Cookie's arse.


Cerberanus?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 04, 2014, 10:39:12 PM
Hail  :hail:  to the post ho king.

http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 05, 2014, 06:13:48 AM
Be the ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 07:54:20 AM
And it will be you.  ;D
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on April 05, 2014, 10:02:10 AM
Hail  :hail:  to the post ho king.

[url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url] ([url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url])


 :clap: Congratulations scrub! That's totally tubular dude! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 11:03:30 AM
Hail  :hail:  to the post ho king.

[url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url] ([url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url])


 :clap: Congratulations scrub! That's totally tubular dude! :thumbsup:



Uh. Thanks?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 11:19:50 AM
What the heck was going on January 4, 2014 at 10:12:39?

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And why wasn't I invited?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on April 05, 2014, 11:22:50 AM
I think that "users online" is a joke.  I've logged out several times and can still see that I'm online when viewing as a guest.  I wonder how often it refreshes and flushes the old data.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cablebandit on April 05, 2014, 11:23:36 AM
It's also funny that there were almost as many spiders as members.....not unlike my basement.   :D
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 11:47:56 AM
We need to get to the bottom of this.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 05, 2014, 12:08:19 PM
Don't be unplugging any wires. We all know what happened when somebody did that last week.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 12:21:56 PM
Don't be unplugging any wires. We all know what happened when somebody did that last week.

Agreed. That's why I didn't post it in Feedback & Problems.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 05, 2014, 04:00:03 PM
I bask (and post) in the presence of greatness.
Ho knew?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 05, 2014, 04:56:51 PM
I bask (and post) in the presence of greatness.
Hoo knew gnu?

ftfy  ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 06, 2014, 06:15:45 AM
What can you say about Maria?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on April 06, 2014, 06:31:33 AM
Santa?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 06, 2014, 08:52:30 AM
That's her sister, Barbara.
ho, ho, ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on April 06, 2014, 10:20:33 AM
Bush?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 10, 2014, 05:17:26 PM
Bush?

No, shaved clean!! :naughty: :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 11, 2014, 11:15:58 AM
fecking cyclists. An ambulance was coming into the hospital on blue lights today and this cyclist swerved in front of it deliberately and then swore loudly at the paramedic. Fecking cyclists.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 11, 2014, 11:25:14 AM
They're always in the way like a cat.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 11, 2014, 05:27:33 PM
Run them over. Problem solved.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 11, 2014, 05:29:39 PM
Run them over. Problem solved.


Then you have to clean cyclist guts off your windshield.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 11, 2014, 06:42:23 PM
Fecking cyclists.
I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 11, 2014, 06:49:25 PM
I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.


What makes you think Papa can play classical music with a string quartet?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 11, 2014, 07:05:54 PM
Fecking cyclists.
I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.

I already had that done after our daughter was born.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 12, 2014, 06:54:15 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 12, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
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So....


Which won?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 12, 2014, 08:56:18 PM
And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig.  :clap:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 13, 2014, 03:09:40 PM
And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig.  :clap:


Dancing pigs are rarely swift.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on April 16, 2014, 02:28:56 PM
And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig.  :clap:


Dancing pigs are rarely swift.

But very entertaining.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 17, 2014, 06:28:53 AM

But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 17, 2014, 06:41:45 AM

But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...

I immediately forget what I was doing when I go there.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on April 17, 2014, 11:30:05 AM

But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...

I immediately forget what I was doing when I go there.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.


Thats not necessarily a bad thing.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 17, 2014, 11:41:28 AM
Psychiatrists then heave sighs of relief, their collective harmonies quite soothing...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 27, 2014, 02:14:14 PM
It appears to be a slow traffic day today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 27, 2014, 05:45:41 PM
I feel the need...for chocolate cookies.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 27, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
It appears to be a slow traffic day today.


Not here. I did the ton a few times today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on April 30, 2014, 09:12:42 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on April 30, 2014, 09:24:07 PM
450
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 01, 2014, 07:30:41 PM
I seem to have lost my train of thought. Give me a minute...

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 01, 2014, 08:00:09 PM
1609
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 01, 2014, 08:17:21 PM
1609

Mach 2, that IS fast on a bike.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 01, 2014, 09:21:27 PM
1609

Mach 2, that IS fast on a bike.


It's an FJR.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 02, 2014, 06:26:45 AM
It's an FJR.  :thumbsup:
F (Freightliner).
J (Just).
R (Re-imagined).
 :razz:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on May 02, 2014, 07:24:23 PM
A Whippoorwill has taken up residence in the woods in my back yard.  First time I've heard one in the 21 years I've lived here.






Noisy little fucker.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 02, 2014, 07:44:22 PM
I've never seen or heard one before.
And I even looked in my sock drawer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 02, 2014, 07:51:07 PM
I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 02, 2014, 09:52:31 PM
I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.



I've seen a lot of Spotted Cows. And drank a lot of them to.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 03, 2014, 06:22:06 AM
It's not a "problem" until you dry out.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 03, 2014, 09:43:21 PM
Tabasco sauce is the shit. So is Frank's Hot Sauce. They'd make a car bumper taste good.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 04, 2014, 03:55:02 AM
I woke up this morning with blood around my mouth. I think I may have become a vampire.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 04, 2014, 04:07:38 AM
I don't want to go to work today.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 04, 2014, 07:39:16 AM
Me neither.

Everone wants a job, but no one wants to work.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 04, 2014, 06:31:47 PM
I'd much rather give people a job.
I could be a (wealthy filthy, steenking rich) head-hunter.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 04, 2014, 06:37:32 PM
Me neither.

Everone wants a job, but no one wants to work.




I'd much rather give people a job.
I could be a (wealthy filthy, steenking rich) head-hunter.



As an aside, I work for a typical Stripes type owner of a very small company. He is like Stripes, take not give.

Cheers.

 :thumbsup:


 
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 04, 2014, 07:01:38 PM
:thumbsup: !!!!!

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 04, 2014, 11:12:54 PM
Cheers bro
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 05, 2014, 05:28:04 AM
Set condition one throughout the ship.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 05, 2014, 05:54:28 AM
warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London.  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 05, 2014, 06:15:48 AM
warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London.  :thumbsdown:
I hope it rains for you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 05, 2014, 10:56:44 AM
warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London.  :thumbsdown:
I hope it rains for you.

sadly, it didn't
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: redbandit14 on May 06, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
Picking up my bike from a friends garage later today.  :D :D :D And seriously loving my new z30 BB that work just gave me.  :D
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 06, 2014, 09:00:28 AM
Did i ever get a deal.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 06, 2014, 10:06:01 AM
New toy?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 06, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
Bought Stripes boat.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: motormike on May 06, 2014, 12:08:23 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 06, 2014, 01:23:17 PM
Cheers!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 06, 2014, 04:57:46 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on May 06, 2014, 08:19:10 PM
Balls man...you didn't even type words...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 06, 2014, 08:29:24 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 07, 2014, 12:21:45 AM
It's his sign language.  Like this.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 07, 2014, 04:11:20 AM
It's his sign language.  Like this.  :twofinger:

I believe you meant

:csm:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 07, 2014, 06:09:09 AM
Poe-tae-toe, poe-tah-toe.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 07, 2014, 07:21:01 AM
It's his sign language.  Like this.  :twofinger:

I believe you meant

:csm:


I stand corrected.

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Cheers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 07, 2014, 08:57:11 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: motormike on May 07, 2014, 08:59:41 AM
Cheers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 07, 2014, 09:00:13 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 07, 2014, 09:54:48 AM
:thumbsup:

 :spam:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 07, 2014, 10:01:03 AM
:thumbsup:


 :spam:


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 07, 2014, 10:02:23 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: motormike on May 07, 2014, 10:03:48 AM
And there you go.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 07, 2014, 10:12:44 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 07, 2014, 10:40:34 AM
:thumbsup:


 :spam:


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 07, 2014, 10:41:57 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 09, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
:thumbsup:


    :smoking:    :smoking:    :smoking:    :smoking:
          :smoking:     :smoking:    :smoking:
               :smoking:     :smoking:
                      :smoking:


                      :smoking:
               :smoking:     :smoking:
          :smoking:     :smoking:    :smoking:
    :smoking:    :smoking:    :smoking:    :smoking:

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 09, 2014, 05:00:02 PM
doosh

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 09, 2014, 05:00:36 PM
Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on May 09, 2014, 10:13:57 PM
Not sure, we don't usually read what you put on here.


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 09, 2014, 11:27:37 PM
Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.

That's why God invented the shaft drive. Duh.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 09, 2014, 11:33:17 PM
Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.

That's why God invented the shaft drive. Duh.


Does someone make a convertion for a speed 3?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Veefer800canuck on May 10, 2014, 10:01:10 AM
Speed 3? Is that going to suck as badly as Speed 2 did?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 10, 2014, 10:02:39 AM
Speed 3? Is that going to suck as badly as Speed 2 did?


Triumph not Mazda.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: motormike on May 10, 2014, 11:02:36 AM
Sucks to your Triumph.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 10, 2014, 11:19:46 AM
Haha, I just Farted!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 10, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
Take a deep breath.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 10, 2014, 05:20:38 PM
Here's your chance Cookie.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 10, 2014, 05:25:43 PM
For what? Its been a long week. I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 10, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
So how quick is the downstroke?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 10, 2014, 07:04:31 PM
For what? Its been a long week. I'm a bit slow on the uptake.




The 70's catching up with you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 10, 2014, 08:57:21 PM
You're supposed to get up for the downstroke.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 11, 2014, 05:47:48 AM
You're supposed to get up for the downstroke.
Any old crank should rotate.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 15, 2014, 03:08:58 PM
You know the old saying that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Well, it's a lie. I eat apples but the doctors keep coming back.














But then I do work in a hospital.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 15, 2014, 03:42:34 PM
I think you're supposed to throw the apple at them.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 15, 2014, 04:36:37 PM
Just passing through, nothing to see here.
Sally forth.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on May 15, 2014, 05:19:57 PM
Ollie Ollie Oxen free
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 15, 2014, 09:27:06 PM
Your a putz
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on May 15, 2014, 09:33:43 PM
Am I crazy?  Bought a commercial mop and bucket because we are converting the whole 1600sqft downstairs to wood and tile.  Stupid sponge on a stick we had was worthless for more than a single room.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 16, 2014, 05:45:08 AM
Yes.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: cultureslayer on May 16, 2014, 09:46:44 AM
Yes.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.
I know I'm crazy, but you need to help me justify my decisions!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 16, 2014, 09:47:09 AM
I give a qualified "yes" and a motion to submit to the bartender.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 16, 2014, 11:13:37 AM
Yes.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.
I know I'm crazy, but you need to help me justify my decisions!

Absolutely!!!!!!

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:36:17 PM
Ooh, look! The year I was born!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:36:58 PM
Crap, that was in 3 words.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:37:10 PM
oh well
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:37:56 PM
ooh, look! The year I graduated high school!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
crap. That's the guy with the beat up vw.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:40:38 PM
oooh! loook! The year my sister was born!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 25, 2014, 03:41:01 PM
Crap. That's this post.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 31, 2014, 05:36:00 AM
Happy birthday Ed.
http://youtu.be/Dfc-Yn43Qeg (http://youtu.be/Dfc-Yn43Qeg)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 31, 2014, 07:38:44 AM
Not again.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 31, 2014, 03:29:12 PM
Still.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 31, 2014, 04:01:22 PM
Yet

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 31, 2014, 07:11:23 PM
Yeti
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 31, 2014, 08:24:10 PM
Abominable snowman.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 31, 2014, 08:35:36 PM
Bumbles bounce.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 31, 2014, 09:07:01 PM
Bumbles bounce.

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One of my favorites!

http://youtu.be/_p298YqG2OE (http://youtu.be/_p298YqG2OE)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2014, 06:04:08 AM
Paging Doctor Freud.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 01, 2014, 06:11:15 AM
What about my mother?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2014, 06:11:56 AM
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 01, 2014, 06:12:52 AM
Good morning Papa.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2014, 06:51:15 AM
Afternoon. Cookie
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on June 01, 2014, 07:02:09 AM
Late night snack.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 01, 2014, 07:04:56 AM
Your mom make it for you?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2014, 05:21:16 PM
Your mom make hold it for you?
:couch:

^^^^
Freud's couch.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2014, 05:24:06 PM
My mother made my friend an homosexual.


If you  give her the wool, she can make one for you. too.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on June 01, 2014, 06:00:11 PM


If you  give her the wool, she can make one for you. too.

I'm covered. Susan has her own wheel and does amazing things with needles.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
Watch where you sit.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on June 01, 2014, 07:01:41 PM
 ;)

Always.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 01, 2014, 07:04:50 PM
It's hot here
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on June 01, 2014, 07:15:32 PM
Sorry to hear that. How's the wind?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 01, 2014, 11:36:40 PM
It blows.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 02, 2014, 02:31:37 AM
That must suck for you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on June 17, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
Umm...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on June 17, 2014, 07:06:18 PM
Yeah...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 17, 2014, 08:09:21 PM
Tootsie roll

Eat more cat 2014

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 17, 2014, 10:07:58 PM
Can't just eat one.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 18, 2014, 09:21:46 AM
Hoes be us.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 18, 2014, 12:39:57 PM
My back hurts.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 18, 2014, 01:38:14 PM
A quick kickinnanuts makes a backache feel inconsequential.
 :gerg:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 04, 2015, 07:04:17 PM
 :wave:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 04, 2015, 07:55:35 PM
HO
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 04, 2015, 08:00:58 PM
High Output.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 04, 2015, 08:07:24 PM
Holographic Oddity.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 04, 2015, 08:15:13 PM
High voltage
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 04, 2015, 08:16:52 PM
Don't dig here.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 04, 2015, 10:24:14 PM
Gotta bury the bodies somewhere....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 04, 2015, 10:30:33 PM
Night of the living dead.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 05, 2015, 12:07:09 AM
There's post ho thread?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 05, 2015, 02:09:09 AM
There's post ho thread?

My thoughts as well. And apparently I've posted in it before. :shrug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 05, 2015, 02:09:44 AM
PS. Ho ho happy birthday, Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 05, 2015, 02:10:35 AM
And also something something pie something bacon motorcycles.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 05, 2015, 05:24:30 AM
...something, something, rant.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 05, 2015, 05:55:38 AM
C*nt

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2015, 07:33:01 AM
It's f@#ken COLD out this morning.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2015, 07:33:18 AM
But warm inside.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2015, 07:33:38 AM
Coffee is brewing.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2015, 07:33:56 AM
Time to make breakfast.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 05, 2015, 07:34:11 AM
Post ho ho ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 05, 2015, 12:49:32 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 05, 2015, 07:53:50 PM
Yummy butylatedhydroxyanisole!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2015, 04:45:55 AM
I didn't have to get up at 0500 today. That was nice.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:29:06 AM
That's nice.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:30:25 AM
Nice seldom continues past toast n' jam.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:31:14 AM
Jam is nice.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:31:47 AM
I like figgy jam.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:32:25 AM
But I love jammy figs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:35:11 AM
Ho-ing successfully propagated, for the day shift.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:36:01 AM
NEXT!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2015, 05:41:48 AM
Next what? Next next? Or next, next, nexty next?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 05:45:29 AM
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 06, 2015, 07:05:22 AM
Tw@.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2015, 07:20:01 AM
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 06, 2015, 07:28:00 AM
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: PatM on February 06, 2015, 07:40:49 AM
That's the spirit!

Speechless
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 08:37:15 AM
Page 46
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 08:37:32 AM
Keep it up boys.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 08:37:50 AM
The posting that is.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2015, 11:18:49 AM
Why? It's pointless...............................
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 06, 2015, 05:27:18 PM
Doobie.

I dunno why that word just popped into my head.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 06, 2015, 05:27:37 PM
There it is again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 06, 2015, 05:27:50 PM
No...wait. Now it's gone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 06:05:16 PM
Nobody said it'd be easy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 07:09:17 PM
Doobie Doobie do
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 06, 2015, 07:10:25 PM
That belongs in the just 3 words thread.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 07:13:04 PM
That would be correct if this was the 3 word thread.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 06, 2015, 07:42:29 PM
Why? You can't count.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 06, 2015, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: Cookie
You can't count
To 21, with my pants "Carled"!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 06, 2015, 09:08:18 PM
I count 23.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 06, 2015, 09:20:06 PM
47 pages
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 07, 2015, 03:13:44 AM
 0.65 posts per day.

We're not ho-ing hard enough.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 07, 2015, 03:14:11 AM
Titties.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 07, 2015, 05:45:00 AM
Excellent invention.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 07, 2015, 06:23:10 AM
good morning and good night
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 07, 2015, 07:55:00 AM
Make up your mind.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 07, 2015, 08:00:23 AM
split personality
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 08, 2015, 12:10:03 PM
Definately segmented.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 08, 2015, 12:10:34 PM
Probably compartmentized.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 08, 2015, 12:10:51 PM
Not likely alphabetized.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 08, 2015, 01:41:58 PM
You do realize you can use more than three words here.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 08, 2015, 03:00:41 PM
Post 700 only has two.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: CLAY on February 08, 2015, 03:31:54 PM
I love winter.  I know I can't ride the bike, but I can ride the snowmobile.  Posting a video soon.  If my dad's pond had bigger fish in it, I would be ice fishing too.  (With the bad winter last year everything in the pond died to to winter-kill and a failed aerator.  Started over this spring.)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 08, 2015, 03:39:03 PM
I love winter too.
But I like it less each year.
Right now it's snowing (again) like there's no tomorrow.
...and there's still tomorrow.
 :crazy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 08, 2015, 04:25:59 PM
For the second day in a row, I had to wear shorts and flip flops.  :-[
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 08, 2015, 04:49:25 PM
For the second day in a row, I had to wear shorts and flip flops.  :-[

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 08, 2015, 06:24:29 PM
I rode yesterday. 42° freeken deg.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 09, 2015, 01:23:01 PM
I didn't ride yesterday. Freeken downpours.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 09, 2015, 01:43:17 PM
I didn't ride today. Freeken cold.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: PatM on February 09, 2015, 02:26:42 PM
I shovelled today. F'kin snow.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 09, 2015, 03:12:17 PM
I snowblowed. Twice.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 09, 2015, 03:53:26 PM
That'd put a smile on his face.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2015, 06:46:06 AM
Ho, ho, ho, hos!
It's only 317 days 'til Christmas!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 10, 2015, 08:45:35 AM
No snow forecasted today.

Ha Ha Ha Boston.

 :twofinger: Cookie
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 10, 2015, 09:01:54 AM
I don't live in Boston ya nit.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 10, 2015, 09:02:11 AM
Happy birthday twat face.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 10, 2015, 09:03:16 AM
I don't live in Boston ya nit.

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Close enough.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2015, 11:10:04 AM
...for a hug.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 10, 2015, 11:58:16 AM
Bromance
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on February 10, 2015, 12:51:29 PM
Craigslist rocks and sucks at the same time.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 10, 2015, 03:24:46 PM
Craigslist sucks rocks.

Ho ho FXT ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 10, 2015, 03:32:52 PM
Craigslist sucks rocks.

Ho ho FXT ho.


Don't you have to go make a quiche or something.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on February 10, 2015, 04:16:25 PM
Selling everything and becoming a vagabond.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 10, 2015, 05:49:23 PM
Like Jimmy Buffet?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2015, 08:39:09 PM
... becoming a vagabond.
Buying a Harley?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 10, 2015, 08:40:19 PM
Keep a toothbrush.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2015, 08:53:55 PM
British Army foot-powder.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 10, 2015, 09:04:54 PM
British monkey butt powder.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 10, 2015, 11:05:07 PM
Craigslist sucks rocks.

Ho ho FXT ho.


Don't you have to go make a quiche or something.

Today I made bread with spent grains from the brewhouse and fed some fresh IPA to the acetobacters in the vinegar vats.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 10, 2015, 11:10:51 PM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 11, 2015, 12:13:00 AM
broke down in my little car on the motorway. rush hour. pah. all the warning lights suddenly came on. car seemed fine.

pull over. wait for rescue service. ages later, they turn up. computer thingy on car.

catalytic converter is 0.5% less efficient. that was it. pah fecking pah.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 11, 2015, 11:24:05 AM
All secure, Sir, and, or, Mam.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 13, 2015, 02:23:26 PM
What is the sound of one buttock clapping?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 13, 2015, 04:38:19 PM
A half assed comment.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 13, 2015, 04:40:20 PM
Boston f@#ked again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 13, 2015, 06:05:32 PM
A half assed comment.
Who you lookin' at Willis?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 13, 2015, 06:10:06 PM
lightweight
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 13, 2015, 08:43:31 PM
probie
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 13, 2015, 10:11:42 PM
Thank you Kneescrubber for the part for my oven.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 13, 2015, 10:12:26 PM
No time till Monday to install it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 14, 2015, 05:43:44 AM
Liquid supper.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 14, 2015, 08:28:08 AM
You're welcome Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 14, 2015, 04:10:40 PM
At the IMS today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 14, 2015, 04:11:10 PM
Sat my ass on many bikes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 14, 2015, 04:12:07 PM
Sleazy rider was with me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 14, 2015, 04:20:15 PM
Any favourite(s)?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 14, 2015, 04:36:15 PM
Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 14, 2015, 09:16:29 PM
Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.

Ed cooties.  :wow:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 14, 2015, 11:18:28 PM
Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.

Your just jealous bitch.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 15, 2015, 10:34:05 AM
Where's alla frozenhos?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 17, 2015, 06:20:19 PM
Thanks Ed. Did it work?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 17, 2015, 06:43:48 PM
Thanks Ed. Did it work?


Just got done.

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I only need one finger to open and close the door now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 17, 2015, 07:20:50 PM
Thanks Ed. Did it work?


Just got done.

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I only need one finger to open and close the door now.


Awesome.

And I won't comment on your cool flooring.  :-*
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 17, 2015, 10:32:23 PM

And I won't comment on your cool flooring.  :-*


That's the original 1956 floor. I tore up the other floor that was covering that one (sheet goods with underlayment) that just wore out and I ran out of extra material to patch it.  That tile is asbestos based so I'm not going to be taking it up.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 18, 2015, 04:44:43 PM
That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 18, 2015, 05:38:00 PM
That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.

And in Illinois as well, apparently.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 18, 2015, 05:46:07 PM
At least he doesn't have to worry about a fire starting on his floor.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 18, 2015, 05:49:32 PM
Or impressing his "buddies".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 18, 2015, 10:08:26 PM
At least I have some.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 19, 2015, 04:14:41 AM
From the Ford Ranger campout forum..
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 19, 2015, 12:49:03 PM
That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.

My house still has the original 1830 floor.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 19, 2015, 12:51:09 PM
Somebody said today that there's more than one way to skin a cat. I pointed out that it would use up a lot of cats practising that.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 19, 2015, 04:06:04 PM
Takes a lot of cats to make a fur coat, doncha know.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 19, 2015, 06:35:28 PM
Beavers are better.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 19, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Busy little beaver.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on February 19, 2015, 10:20:52 PM
Ward was hard on the beaver last night.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on February 19, 2015, 10:34:48 PM
The beaver did it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 20, 2015, 05:51:30 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 20, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
"You're looking particularly lovely today Mrs. Cleaver".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on February 20, 2015, 09:16:41 PM
Is the little beaver acting up?

http://youtu.be/MohwVOYzlPw (http://youtu.be/MohwVOYzlPw)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 02, 2015, 12:24:13 PM
Did you get yours yet Cookie?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 02, 2015, 12:42:16 PM
Thread resurrection.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 10, 2015, 07:25:12 PM
See Carl? You too can state the obvious.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 10, 2015, 07:28:52 PM
Did you get yours yet Cookie?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 10, 2015, 07:39:16 PM
I figgered you'd be all over this. But then again, I saw the first Who farewell tour in '82 at the Astrodome.  :-[
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 10, 2015, 07:45:40 PM
Oh hell no. Ive seen a couple of hundred shows when they were good. I stopped going in the early 90's because they were really starting to suck.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 10, 2015, 09:01:44 PM
I hate it when the flashbacks simulcast over live shows.
Bummer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 11, 2015, 11:13:21 AM
Release the Ho's!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 11, 2015, 11:47:15 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 11, 2015, 01:26:17 PM
^That's^
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 11, 2015, 01:26:36 PM
the
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 11, 2015, 01:26:53 PM
ticket!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 14, 2015, 12:49:03 PM
just a test

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Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2015, 01:08:15 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 14, 2015, 09:24:59 PM
hah
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 14, 2015, 09:35:38 PM
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 14, 2015, 09:40:01 PM
Uh huh

https://youtu.be/ldeKAFNUjZ8
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 14, 2015, 09:50:18 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2015, 12:06:54 PM
Triple digit rigor mortis.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 15, 2015, 01:55:14 PM
Numa numa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 15, 2015, 02:17:52 PM
That kids good!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: CLAY on March 16, 2015, 08:14:48 PM
That kids good!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 17, 2015, 06:14:47 AM
I keep hoping Jerry Springer sends him an invite.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 18, 2015, 04:26:52 PM
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Post by: Cookie on March 18, 2015, 04:31:12 PM
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Post by: stew71 on March 18, 2015, 04:36:21 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 18, 2015, 06:33:15 PM
Is it still a post if you didn't see it?
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Post by: Cookie on March 18, 2015, 07:44:30 PM
Is it still a post if you didn't see it?
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 19, 2015, 06:22:37 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2015, 06:34:15 AM
I will not toss moms cat.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 19, 2015, 08:06:58 AM
I will not toss moms cat.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: fatiredflyer on March 19, 2015, 10:40:11 AM

I will not toss moms cat.
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I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2015, 03:46:40 PM
No. I tossed the cat. It was in a bag and the bag landed on the couch. No harm no foul, right?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 19, 2015, 04:53:53 PM
Was the bag sealed?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2015, 05:01:45 PM
It was a double trader Joe's paper bag. It was really funny.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 03:42:45 AM
partial eclipse today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 03:43:01 AM
It's cloudy though.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 03:43:15 AM
So I won't see it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 03:43:40 AM
Although it'll get a bit dark for a while.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 04:38:07 AM
Well, it's fairly gloomy out there.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 04:38:43 AM
And I did see the eclipse through a gap in the clouds, when it was about 70%.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on March 20, 2015, 05:24:46 AM
Delivering an old ride, R1100RT, to a friend today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on March 20, 2015, 05:25:46 AM
Last time it was on a trailer was when I took delivery.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on March 20, 2015, 05:26:18 AM
It's going to a good home.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 20, 2015, 08:50:27 AM
Not street-fighter stardom?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 20, 2015, 10:49:08 PM
That video game is old news.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 20, 2015, 10:51:09 PM
That video game is old news.


And so are you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 20, 2015, 11:08:42 PM
Old and moldy. The French should love me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 21, 2015, 05:56:08 AM
Hardly reassuring...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 21, 2015, 04:56:13 PM
Where are my pants?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 21, 2015, 06:25:35 PM
She took them.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 21, 2015, 06:33:06 PM
That bitch!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:12:16 PM
Slap yourself.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:12:36 PM
Back out to garage.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:12:59 PM
Working on motorcycle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:13:29 PM
Motorcycle is in many pieces.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Like a jigsaw puzzle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 21, 2015, 07:14:47 PM
That's five posts (or six if you count this one)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 21, 2015, 08:51:21 PM
More wrenchin'...less postin'
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 21, 2015, 10:29:09 PM
My ST hasnt been started in 6 years.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 22, 2015, 08:36:52 AM
My ST hasnt been started in 6 years.
You need new friends.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 22, 2015, 02:51:14 PM
Thats hard to do when you live out of country.


But now I'm back I've been lazy\ busy and haven't done anything about it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 22, 2015, 03:44:55 PM
Thats hard to do when you live out of country.
Good, quality, in-country friends would be pleased to evict the spiders from your poor, unloved ST.
Just let go of the key...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on March 23, 2015, 08:37:00 AM
Yippy, snow!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 23, 2015, 09:02:31 AM
Fu#$n snow here to.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 23, 2015, 10:24:20 AM
Bright sun, gentle breezes, and wind chill of -16C.
 :baldy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 04:56:20 PM
There once was a woman named Jill 
Who swallowed an exploding pill 
They found her vagina 
In North Carolina 
And her tits in a tree in Brazil 

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 04:57:45 PM
There once was a fellow O'Doole 
Who found little red spots on his tool 
His Doctor a cynic 
said Get out of me clinic, 
And wipe off that lipstick you fool! 

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 04:58:15 PM
A pirate, history relates 
Was scuffling with some of his mates 
When he slipped on a cutlass 
Which rendered him nutless 
And practically useless on dates 

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 04:58:51 PM
There once was a plumber from Lee 
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea 
She said Stop your plumbing, 
There's somebody coming! 
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 04:59:33 PM
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Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 05:00:25 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 23, 2015, 05:56:51 PM
pop rocks
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 23, 2015, 08:28:37 PM
Pixie stix.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 23, 2015, 08:53:14 PM
chick-o-stick
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2015, 08:59:35 PM
Cat on a stick


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 23, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Shit on a shingle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 23, 2015, 10:25:15 PM
Ketchup on the rye.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 24, 2015, 01:18:17 AM
Corned beef on rye with mustard.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 24, 2015, 05:21:07 AM
Plus sauerkraut mit Emmentaler.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 24, 2015, 06:43:18 AM
and pommes frites
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on March 24, 2015, 07:52:18 AM
Freedom fries mofo!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 24, 2015, 09:09:23 AM
On your pizza.
All the rage,
In sunny Italia.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Oddball on March 24, 2015, 11:27:48 AM
Cold hands.  Time to more where it is warmer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 24, 2015, 07:26:35 PM
Light a fire, pilgrim.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 24, 2015, 07:55:29 PM
She's a witch! Burn her!!


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 24, 2015, 08:16:52 PM
Pink belly! Pink belly!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 24, 2015, 08:26:28 PM
Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 24, 2015, 11:58:37 PM
"This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down down down
I'm gonna burn it down"





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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 25, 2015, 12:20:30 AM
I shall ignore your clever copying and pasting and go to work.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 25, 2015, 10:45:33 AM
That's the best place to "let go".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 25, 2015, 02:14:31 PM
Well, Clarkson's been sacked.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 02:47:46 PM
Well, Clarkson's been sacked.

From what I understand it's a long time coming.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 02:48:01 PM
I'm sure he wont suffer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 02:48:13 PM
The BBC will suffer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 25, 2015, 05:09:23 PM
Well, Clarkson's been sacked.

That's Englandish for kicked in the balls, right?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 25, 2015, 06:07:18 PM
Well, Clarkson's been sacked.

That's Englandish for kicked in the balls, right?


Could mean football but the English don't know what football is.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:56:50 PM
Twat
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:57:01 PM
Face
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:57:13 PM
Muskrat
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:57:30 PM
Dick
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:57:43 PM
Cheese danish
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:57:54 PM
Eskimo
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 25, 2015, 07:58:05 PM
Yer mum
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 25, 2015, 08:06:33 PM
Boing
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 25, 2015, 08:19:44 PM
Cat
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 25, 2015, 08:19:57 PM
Scratch
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 25, 2015, 08:20:14 PM
Fever
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 26, 2015, 05:17:57 AM
Mucus
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 26, 2015, 05:18:19 AM
Membrane
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2015, 05:23:58 AM
Australia?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 26, 2015, 10:53:54 AM
Stooplandia
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 26, 2015, 11:33:21 AM
Just one word.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 26, 2015, 11:43:00 AM
bleeding ell.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 26, 2015, 02:40:18 PM
jellied eels
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2015, 02:46:10 PM
Pickled pigs feet.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2015, 02:46:21 PM
Lice shampoo.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 26, 2015, 05:06:12 PM
Spork.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2015, 05:47:14 PM
Spank
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 26, 2015, 05:53:13 PM
Where's Sammy?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2015, 06:25:16 PM
The monkey? Other priorities I'm sure.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 26, 2015, 06:29:23 PM
In a jar?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 26, 2015, 07:04:30 PM
I didn't realize it was lightning bug season.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 26, 2015, 07:53:51 PM
Thunder storms moving in?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 26, 2015, 11:54:43 PM
Not around here. Just another drought on the Left Coast.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
5649291340493982
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2015, 05:25:36 AM
Delta "T".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 27, 2015, 09:14:36 AM
Delta Dawn.



Dude.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2015, 09:02:15 PM
Ultra Dawn
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 27, 2015, 09:06:51 PM
Washing out that racing stripe?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2015, 09:11:37 PM
It's a "skid".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 27, 2015, 09:26:50 PM
It's a "skid".


Like this one.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 27, 2015, 10:49:56 PM
I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 28, 2015, 12:09:20 AM
I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.

Sorry, man. That's rough.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 28, 2015, 02:52:22 AM
I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.

Sorry, man. That's rough.

He deserved evry minute.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 28, 2015, 06:19:41 AM
 :nono:
Nobody deserves Dallas.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 28, 2015, 08:04:51 AM
Did someone say JR.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2015, 09:23:44 AM
Sue Ellen shot him.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2015, 09:25:01 AM
I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.

Sorry, man. That's rough.

The sad news is I have to go back on Monday, but this time to Federal Prison.  :P
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2015, 09:26:48 AM
I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.

Sorry, man. That's rough.

He deserved evry minute.

I need a prison psychiatrist to help me deal with the trauma. I didn't even drop the soap.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 28, 2015, 09:05:30 PM
Is a Federal Prison a prison for the Feds?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2015, 10:10:13 PM
Uhhh... suuuurrrrree.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 29, 2015, 09:03:48 AM
Need moar cells.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 29, 2015, 11:13:16 AM
Brain cell shortage?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 29, 2015, 11:32:18 AM
Been drinking too much beer. Killing off brain cells.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 29, 2015, 12:25:02 PM
You being in Dallas now Lone Star beer will do that. 
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on March 29, 2015, 12:27:00 PM
I found this stuff called Ziegenbock, which is really good and bottled in Houston.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 17, 2015, 05:54:53 PM
Today is a good day to be from SE Texas. Rockets move on to the Western Conference Finals. Astros can take over best win percentage in MLB if the Cards lose tonight.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 17, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
On my way to Austin.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 17, 2015, 06:16:58 PM
Cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow

(o\_!_/o)

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 17, 2015, 06:21:55 PM
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, Bovine phone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 17, 2015, 06:25:13 PM
Cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow

(o\_!_/o)

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 17, 2015, 07:00:50 PM
 Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 17, 2015, 07:01:52 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 17, 2015, 07:07:39 PM
Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie



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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 17, 2015, 08:18:32 PM
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(o\_!_/o)

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 18, 2015, 09:05:19 PM
You visit dark places.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 18, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
Cow cow cow?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 18, 2015, 09:15:14 PM
You visit dark places.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 18, 2015, 09:16:47 PM
Cow.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 18, 2015, 09:25:17 PM
Warning: Motorcycle content.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Max Wedge on May 19, 2015, 06:20:23 AM
Cacao


http://youtu.be/ldQGPwuHhkM (http://youtu.be/ldQGPwuHhkM)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 19, 2015, 06:23:36 AM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 19, 2015, 06:26:21 AM
Dear dear dear dear dear dear

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 19, 2015, 06:26:37 AM
WHHEEEEEEEE!!!!


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 19, 2015, 02:22:59 PM
Once a ho, twice a ho...
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 20, 2015, 01:19:40 PM
Thank you for the flowers.

They are delicious.

I'll put the rest in a vase for later.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on May 20, 2015, 01:24:49 PM
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Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today.  I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on May 20, 2015, 02:17:18 PM
Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today.  I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"

Why do you hate 'Murica?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on May 20, 2015, 02:50:51 PM
Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today.  I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"

Why do you hate 'Murica?

Loud pipes, mostly.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 20, 2015, 05:27:10 PM
"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 30, 2015, 12:23:36 PM
"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!


Does freedom really need to be 200db?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 30, 2015, 12:45:50 PM
"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!


Does freedom really need to be 200db?

Doesn't matter what the number is, for many FreedomTM is simply More.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 31, 2015, 01:29:39 PM
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FREEDOM!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on May 31, 2015, 02:13:16 PM
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FREEDOM!



I can't hear you!

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 31, 2015, 06:17:45 PM
Sand inyer ears?
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on May 31, 2015, 06:26:10 PM
Beer in your face.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 31, 2015, 09:09:39 PM
Eye can't hear you!

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;) :snork:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on June 01, 2015, 12:02:53 PM
This is true.


Although, you could upconvert sound waves into a much higher frequency the eye would perceive. Then eye could hear you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2015, 07:03:00 PM
I stand awehostruck.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 01, 2015, 09:03:09 PM
Potatoes
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on June 01, 2015, 09:44:43 PM
Potatoes

Awe Gratten
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 01, 2015, 09:48:34 PM
Potato Potato Potato
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on June 01, 2015, 09:51:45 PM
Potato Potato Potato


HD trademark violation!!

I'm telling!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2015, 11:55:11 PM
Blowing a gale out there. Off to work. Ho hum, blah di blah.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 02, 2015, 04:00:41 AM
Is Gale a transvestite friend of yours?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 02, 2015, 07:26:18 AM
AC   DC
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 02, 2015, 08:26:04 AM
Ed goes both ways!!

(o\_!_/o)

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on June 02, 2015, 09:19:42 AM
Ed is an explorer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 02, 2015, 09:44:29 AM
I'm a rocker.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 02, 2015, 11:00:26 AM
And a shocker.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 02, 2015, 11:01:09 AM
Something something Dan Blocker.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 02, 2015, 11:01:33 AM
Ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 02, 2015, 07:41:55 PM
"Walk with pride, laddy!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on June 02, 2015, 07:57:34 PM
Mardi graw
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 02, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
Mardi graw
s n a r f

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Mac on June 02, 2015, 09:00:51 PM
You mean Marty Graw? He's a great guy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 15, 2015, 02:22:11 PM

PAT
MENCHINI’S
CHUNKY
LAYERING
WAISTCOAT
WITH FURRY
COLLAR
On sale 18th
October
2013
coming
nextissue
Back
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
123 (127, 135, 144, 152, 159) sts
❑Work in st st until piece
meas 20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24)
cm, ending after a WS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Cast off 5 (5, 6, 6, 7, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 113 (117,
123, 132, 138, 145) sts
❑ Dec one st at each end of
next and every foll alt row until
97 (103, 109, 112, 118, 121) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next six rows. 43 (43,
43, 46, 46, 49) sts
❑ Cast off
Right front
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
34 (35, 38, 41, 43, 45) sts
❑ Row 1: k
❑ Row 2: p
❑ Row 3 (RS): k2, m1, k to end.
35 (36, 39, 42, 44, 46) sts
❑ Rep Rows 2-3 until there are
54 (57, 60, 64, 67, 72) sts
❑ Cont in st st until work meas
20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a RS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Next row: cast off 5 (5, 6, 6,
7, 7) sts, p to end. 49 (52, 54,
58, 60, 65) sts
❑ Next row: k to last four sts,
k2tog, k2. 48 (51, 53, 57, 59,
64) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Rep last two rows until 41
(45, 47, 48, 50, 53) sts rem
SHAPE NECK
❑ Dec one st at neck edge on
next and every foll alt row until
27 (30, 33, 33, 36, 36) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a RS row
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next and foll alt row.
9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
❑ Next row: k
❑ Cast off
Left front
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
34 (35, 38, 41, 43, 45) sts
❑ Row 1: k
❑ Row 2: p
❑ Row 3: k to last two sts, m1,
k2. 35 (36, 39, 42, 44, 46) sts
❑ Rep Rows 2-3 until there are
54 (57, 60, 64, 67, 72) sts
❑ Cont in st st until work meas
20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a WS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Next row: cast off 5 (5, 6, 6,
7, 7) sts, k to end. 49 (52, 54,
58, 60, 65) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Next row: k2, ssk, k to end.
48 (51, 53, 57, 59, 64) sts
❑ Rep last two rows until 41
(45, 47, 48, 50, 53) sts rem
❑ Next row: p
SHAPE NECK
❑ Dec one st at neck edge on
next and every foll alt row until
27 (30, 33, 33, 36, 36) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a WS row
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next and foll alt row.
9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Cast off
Sleeves
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
68 (68, 72, 72, 74, 74) sts
❑Working in st st inc one st at
each end of fifth and every foll
fourth row until there are 78
(84, 90, 90, 96, 102) sts
❑ Cont in st st without shaping
until work meas 12 (14, 15, 15, 15,
15) cm
SHAPE SLEEVE TOP
❑ Cast off 5 (5, 6, 6, 7, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 68 (74,
78, 78, 82, 88) sts
❑ Dec one st at each end of
next and every foll alt row until
52 (60, 64, 58, 62, 64) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st without shaping
until armhole meas 10 (10, 10.5,
11.5, 12.5, 13.5) cm
❑ Dec one st at each end of
every row until 20 (26, 28, 22,
24, 26) sts rem
❑ Cast off 5 (6, 7, 6, 6, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 10 (14,
14, 10, 12, 12) sts
❑ Cast off 5 (7, 7, 5, 6, 6) sts
at beg of next row. 5 (7, 7, 5,
6, 6) sts
❑ Cast off
Sleeve edging
Using 2.5mm needles, cast
on nine sts
❑ Row 1 and every alt row: k
❑ Row 2: k3, k2tog, yfwd,
k2tog, [yfwd, k1] twice. Ten sts
❑ Row 4: k2, [k2tog, yfwd]
twice, k3, yfwd, k1. 11 sts
❑ Row 6: k1, [k2tog, yfwd]
twice, k5, yfwd, k1. 12 sts
❑ Row 8: k3, [yfwd, k2tog]
twice, k1, k2tog, yfwd,
k2tog. 11 sts
❑ Row 10: k4, yfwd,
k2tog, yfwd, k3tog, yfwd,
k2tog. Ten sts
❑ Row 12: k5, yfwd, k3tog,
yfwd, k2tog. Nine sts
❑ Rep Rows 1-12 until edging
fits along cuff of sleeve
❑ K one row
❑ Cast off, sew in place, sew
beads along seam edge at
approx 1cm intervals
To make up
Join shoulder seams, sew
sleeve top in place, sew side
and sleeve seams
Body edging
❑ Make as for Sleeve edging
until edging fits around Fronts,
neck, and lower Back edge,
sew in place as you go
❑ Sew beads along seam edge
at approx 1cm intervals, block
garment carefully to enhance
lace edging LK
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 15, 2015, 02:30:35 PM
Classic.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 15, 2015, 03:07:29 PM
Well, it is a Post Ho thread. And I had to print off a knitting pattern for 'er indoors.

Make yourself a cardi!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 15, 2015, 07:05:17 PM
May I please have an egg salad sandwich?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 15, 2015, 08:46:22 PM
You'll spoil your supper.
 :nono:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 15, 2015, 08:56:46 PM
My supper was oh so good.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 15, 2015, 09:27:14 PM
Random quotes from earlier in the thread.

A Whippoorwill has taken up residence in the woods in my back yard.  First time I've heard one in the 21 years I've lived here.






Noisy little fucker.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 15, 2015, 09:27:36 PM
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 15, 2015, 09:27:58 PM
cheese
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on August 16, 2015, 03:11:25 AM
cheese

2013? Now that's digging up some shit.

Cheese.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 16, 2015, 04:43:04 AM
Wiz.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 16, 2015, 05:41:57 AM
Wiz.
After coffee.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 16, 2015, 07:37:57 AM
Wiz.
After coffee.

Before lunch.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 16, 2015, 02:32:03 PM
Wiz.
After coffee.

Before lunch.
During swim time.
 :willy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 16, 2015, 02:36:15 PM
Wiz.
After coffee.

Before lunch.
During swim time.
 :willy:


I eat cannibals. It's incredible.

The quotey thing!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 16, 2015, 08:40:35 PM
Quote from: Papa
I eat cannibals. It's incredible.


That's canna-bis.
Which is credible.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 16, 2015, 09:43:44 PM
Quote from: Papa
I eat cannibals. It's incredible.


That's canna-bis.
Which is credible.


Lazarou, come forth!


Also, how's the gear in Sussex? Any good?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 16, 2015, 09:47:32 PM
Put another log on the fire.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on August 17, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Fire? In August?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 17, 2015, 01:25:18 PM
Fire? In August?  :headscratch:
The elderly are often chilly.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2015, 01:49:28 PM
A poppa oo mau mau.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 20, 2015, 03:43:26 AM
I had the possibility of moving to Australia with my employer's blessing. I was being interviewed in Australia House when the question 'Have you ever been in prison' came up.


'Is it still compulsory?' wasn't the answer they were looking for.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 20, 2015, 03:45:02 AM
Years ago... ...a mate and I got caught climbing the fence at Glastonbury. They made us go back inside and watch the rest of Coldplay.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 20, 2015, 04:27:37 AM
My dad was a bit of a c***. I remember one year as a kid he asked my mother what she wanted for her birthday. She jokingly said he might as well get her a new pan so she can cook his pasta in it. He took her to her word and on the morning of her birthday he presented a pan shaped present wrapped in happy birthday paper and all hell broke loose. He got her something else pretty sharpish but it was never forgotten

Years later it turned out he hadn't just bought her a new pan after all, he had bought her a set of pans. Six in total, each slightly smaller than the next - they stacked into each other.

Eventually she calmed down and the time came for us to chuck the old pan (loose handle) and use "The new pan" instead. Dad took great pride in saying it was a useful present after all and despatched the old one with the wonky handle to the bin. I think she might have taken a swing at him with it at some time during the proceedings.

Of course after two weeks "the new pan" was substituted (in the dead of night) for the next size down by my dad who had hidden the set in the loft. Two more weeks later and the next smallest pan was taken down from the loft and replaced the previous. 3 months later she was down to the milk pan, insisting all along that it must be the heat shrinking the metal.

Of course this became a topic of intense discussion with everyone and anyone she knew even for years after. Quite frankly she's never been the same since.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 21, 2015, 04:53:17 AM
Once a ho...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 21, 2015, 08:54:38 AM
Always a ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 21, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
Allen has two belts and a highly variable waistline.




The Americans made a new one in the 1960s that lasted a couple of months.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 21, 2015, 02:54:50 PM
Savchuk is accustomed to antagonizing powerful people
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 21, 2015, 05:51:25 PM
Van Allen has suspiciously stable belts which the Soviets had no hand in.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2015, 02:10:51 AM
I don't care for Twinkies. They're not really very tasty and leave a weird film on one's mouth.

YMMV
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2015, 02:11:15 AM
HoHos are okay, though.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2015, 03:30:30 AM
Z
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 22, 2015, 04:12:00 AM
Wake up
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2015, 04:42:28 AM
Snorfltghacsniff


Hey Papa.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 22, 2015, 04:48:51 AM
Hi Biscuit-Man. Happy Saturday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 22, 2015, 05:29:36 AM
...and Sunday two, 'case I'm absent.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 22, 2015, 06:16:55 AM
Nobody comes here on a Sunday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2015, 06:35:32 AM
It's Sunday?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 22, 2015, 06:41:28 AM
Yes. Now go back to sleep.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on August 22, 2015, 06:51:02 AM
Yes. Now go back to sheep.

Fixed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 22, 2015, 07:20:57 AM
Fixed.
Now the girls are friendlier.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 22, 2015, 09:04:23 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble but it's Monday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2015, 09:16:24 AM
I can assure you it's not Monday. The car would not be parked here if it were.


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 22, 2015, 07:27:58 PM
You da ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2015, 07:30:15 PM
Any weddings today?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on August 22, 2015, 08:39:39 PM
Not mine thankgod
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 24, 2015, 12:07:11 PM
The Oomedoodle is a legless bird native to Australia. It is so named because of the distinctive cry it makes every time it lands on its exposed nether regions: "Oomedoodle! Oomedoodle!" They're said to be highly intelligent and make great pets because of their facility with language (even better than that of parrots). However, owners should be warned that their language tends to be vulgar.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 24, 2015, 10:08:48 PM
We're out of 'Bort' license plates!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 11, 2015, 05:50:21 PM
Johnny Cash was in town today. I saw his tour bus.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 11, 2015, 05:55:35 PM
Johnny Cash was in town today. I saw his tour bus.

Twelve years dead and still touring. That's what professionalism looks like. :hail:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 11, 2015, 06:06:28 PM
He was in an all black tour bus. Literally, ALL BLACK, with the exception of headlights, taillights, turn signals and front windshield.

Wish I had a pic.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 11, 2015, 07:24:58 PM
Was Elvis with him too?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 11, 2015, 09:26:38 PM
Elvis never wore black.  ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 12, 2015, 06:01:13 AM
I'm in all black right now.
Makes me feel rather pretty...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 12, 2015, 06:55:40 AM
If I stay there will be trouble, but if I leave there will be double
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2015, 07:06:22 AM
Fecking Clash lyrics.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 12, 2015, 10:30:25 AM
Fecking Clash lyrics.

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Thankfully, I faced the music and danced
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 12, 2015, 11:04:54 AM
I was driving over a bridge in Oxford once when a magic flying car driven by a wooden Italian marionette with a rapidly-extending proboscis sailed right over me. You couldn't make it up.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2015, 11:09:10 AM
I was walking along the road one day when the tree roots turned to very large and frightening snakes. They chased me for miles.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 12, 2015, 12:24:51 PM
Been putting some wacky toacky in those cigars.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2015, 12:45:04 PM
Nope. They told me only one microdot but I didn't listen.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 12, 2015, 12:51:09 PM
I was walking along the road one day when the tree roots turned to very large and frightening snakes. They chased me for miles.

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Miles couldn't be bothered to chase you himself?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 12, 2015, 02:59:05 PM
I am the Queen of England.
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don't believe me,
I will punch you in the pants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 12, 2015, 03:22:15 PM
Nope. They told me only one microdot but I didn't listen.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2015, 04:37:11 PM
Grateful Dead, 1978. Put the paper in my mouth. 20 minutes later we see the people in front of us cutting the very same kind of paper carefully into 4 pieces. They explained it to us.

 Things started to change, time became irrelevant.

Bob came out and said "we're sorry, Jerry's real sick and we're not going to be able to play tonight".

We ended up doing shots of Jack and smoking weed in G Fox department store, New Haven Ct. until closing.

Us and about 100 other dead heads.

The kind old man with a push broom swept us out into the street saying, " you gots to go. You gots to go".

We then watched the streets of New Haven bleed until our ride showed up at 12:00.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 12, 2015, 04:45:00 PM
http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2015, 04:53:28 PM
Yeah?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 13, 2015, 04:18:56 AM
Pumpkin spice blowjob.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 13, 2015, 05:42:54 AM
Upped gay quotient.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 13, 2015, 10:28:45 AM
Always ask a grown up before you use the internet. They can help you find the best thing to do.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 13, 2015, 10:47:45 AM
Cake makes a very effective appetite supressant.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 13, 2015, 10:52:43 AM
Pudding didn't work.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 13, 2015, 02:03:22 PM
FAT PEOPLE ‘EAT TOO MUCH’
– Cream Buns named in Shock Food Report


Eat too much and you could get fat, according to a report published this week. Specific foods singled out for attention include cream buns, chocolate cake and jam doughnuts.

According to a survey carried out for no particular reason, many people in Britain are already overweight. And the report goes on to claim that people who are fat:

.

CHOCOLATES

We took these startling claims onto the streets to gauge the public’s reaction. Mrs Hilary Foster, 46, agreed that cream buns were fattening, while her friend, 40 year old Margaret Harrison claimed that she had occasionally eaten chocolates but suffered no ill effects.

SWISS ROLL

Shopkeeper Paul Willis, 27, admitted that several fat people had visited his shop in the past and had purchased food items among other things. The manager of a nearby restaurant refused to comment on claims that fat people were among his best customers.

TRIFLE

A woman we later watched enter the restaurant was visibly overweight, but refused to tell us what she was eating or how heavy she was. Her husband then became abusive and we were asked to leave the premises.

A spokesman for the British Medical Authority told us he had not seen the report, and did not wish to make any comment.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on September 14, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
Sometimes you feel like a post-ho.

Sometimes you don't.

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 14, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
You gave all you had. Why you wanna give more?
The more that you give, the more it will take
To the thin line beyond which you really can't fake.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 15, 2015, 03:01:01 PM
Cats make a very effective appetite suppresant, boiled, grilled or even roasted or fried.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 15, 2015, 04:18:45 PM
Cats make a very effective appetite suppresant, boiled, grilled or even roasted or fried.
Or even poached whole, in aspic.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 27, 2015, 09:14:06 PM
Susan thinks it's more butterscotch than blood.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 27, 2015, 09:39:34 PM
Susan thinks it's more butter and scotch than blood.

FTFY  ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 27, 2015, 10:13:05 PM
Coho is a post ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 27, 2015, 10:22:59 PM
Ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 27, 2015, 10:23:24 PM
Ho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 27, 2015, 10:23:39 PM
Ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 27, 2015, 10:24:43 PM
It's Coho
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 27, 2015, 10:25:51 PM
Bears suck but Seahawks suck more.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 27, 2015, 10:28:37 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 29, 2015, 11:17:03 AM
No hos today, thanx.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on September 29, 2015, 11:19:38 AM
No hos today, thanx.


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 29, 2015, 12:33:49 PM
Just
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 29, 2015, 12:34:03 PM
trying
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 29, 2015, 12:34:55 PM
to
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 29, 2015, 12:35:26 PM
catch
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 29, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
Cookie.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 29, 2015, 12:55:29 PM
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Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on September 29, 2015, 01:12:25 PM
Wow!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Max Wedge on September 29, 2015, 01:31:34 PM
Wow!

Workin' on the ol' post count I see.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 29, 2015, 02:56:29 PM
Wow!

Workin' on the ol' post count I see.
Working on something.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on September 29, 2015, 11:23:13 PM
Working In the Coal Mine?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 29, 2015, 11:33:56 PM
Goin' down down.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 30, 2015, 05:15:01 AM
"Basement level; ladies undergarments..."
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 30, 2015, 03:13:51 PM
The two telephones are made out of different colours of chocolate. Yes, I heard this today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 30, 2015, 04:55:41 PM
Dark and appliance green chocolate?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 02, 2015, 05:39:55 PM
Shhhhh...
Hos be napping here.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 02, 2015, 05:40:53 PM
Did someone wake you up?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 02, 2015, 07:37:45 PM
Not easily done.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 06:14:53 AM
Tomatoes

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 03, 2015, 06:18:04 AM
To-mah-toes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 07:13:25 AM
Potato

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 03, 2015, 07:42:59 AM
vibrato
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 07:47:14 AM
Channel eleven

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 03, 2015, 03:35:57 PM
Magnificent Seven.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 03, 2015, 03:40:39 PM
Dirty Dozen.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 04:08:14 PM
Day old donuts.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 03, 2015, 04:19:46 PM
Dipped 'em in Beer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 03, 2015, 04:38:17 PM
Ate 'em with relish.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 03, 2015, 05:14:31 PM
Relished them with mustard.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 05:59:26 PM
Buttah
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 05:59:37 PM
Lobstah
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 05:59:52 PM
Cah
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 03, 2015, 06:17:13 PM
Pissah!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 03, 2015, 06:19:13 PM
Wicked.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 03, 2015, 06:21:04 PM
Quote from: Cookie
Wicked.
Evil, mean n' nasty.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 04, 2015, 01:22:58 AM
I have cheese.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 03:49:44 AM
Not presently wearing pants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 04, 2015, 05:27:56 AM
Don't need pants to drive, unless going to a drive-thru...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 05:50:54 AM
Currently wearing pants.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 04, 2015, 05:54:41 AM
Trousers for me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 04, 2015, 06:54:47 AM
Not presently wearing pants.


Free in the breeze.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 07:11:56 AM
Tits in the wind.


-Clay

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 04, 2015, 08:03:33 AM
I'm neeekid now. and it's chilly.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 04, 2015, 08:22:45 AM
Pffft.
Try Jello.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 08:23:40 AM
No pants at the present moment.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 04, 2015, 06:42:59 PM
Full points if you're not alone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 07:23:14 PM
I was. Currently pants.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 04, 2015, 07:28:01 PM
I have my pants on now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 04, 2015, 07:28:20 PM
Soda is good.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 04, 2015, 07:28:37 PM
Damn society and their dogged insistence on pants usage.  :angry:


Here's a humorous song about trousers.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 04, 2015, 07:28:56 PM
Thank you, Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 04, 2015, 07:29:46 PM
Yes, soda is good. Especially with scotch in it.
It's also good for fish N chip batter.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 04, 2015, 07:30:37 PM
Sorry I refuse to click on it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 04, 2015, 07:31:45 PM
vinegar
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 04, 2015, 07:37:46 PM
Hockey season starts this Wednesday.  :banana:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 04, 2015, 07:40:04 PM
Again, pantless.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 04, 2015, 07:42:00 PM
I have fuzzy slippers on. They're commando.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 05, 2015, 11:31:18 AM
This is cool. All hi-rez.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 06, 2015, 08:41:19 AM
Not even one shot of the real Apollo.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on October 06, 2015, 08:54:04 AM
no mas pantalones
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 06, 2015, 08:56:56 AM
80lb scrotum.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 07, 2015, 02:25:10 PM
I am speechless.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 07, 2015, 02:31:36 PM
God hates Renoir
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 07, 2015, 04:28:02 PM
Leave Renoir alone!


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 07, 2015, 05:50:45 PM
Not wearing pants. Also no underware, socks, or shirt. It's a little cold in the house.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 08, 2015, 06:51:29 AM
Not wearing pants. Also no underware, socks, or shirt. It's a little cold in the house.
You need (more) liquor.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 08, 2015, 12:59:57 PM
Leave Renoir alone!


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Quite.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 09, 2015, 08:56:12 AM
Proper.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on October 21, 2015, 03:30:09 PM
http://www.newschannel10.com/story/30317651/wienermobile-in-amarillo (http://www.newschannel10.com/story/30317651/wienermobile-in-amarillo)

 :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana:

It's been about a year.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 21, 2015, 03:35:40 PM
Looks like your in seventh heaven.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 21, 2015, 05:48:04 PM
Remember this one?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradley_loos/548246061 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradley_loos/548246061)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 23, 2015, 03:02:52 PM
Grief. My mobile phone operator has been hacked and all of its customer details, including bank details, have been stolen. Nothing was encrypted. Idiots.

Thankfully, I did not set up an online account with Talk Talk, but some scum has my bank details.

No response from Talk Talk.

Feel free to move this to the rant thread. Or the scared thread. Whichever.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 23, 2015, 04:02:26 PM
Nothing was encrypted.
This seems to be the norm.
Perhaps no one has been sufficiently sued?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 20, 2015, 02:15:44 PM
The other day, the England team played France.

Then, it occurred to me that there are strong similarities between the England football team and ISIS.

They can try and beat the French, but they'll never win.

Let's hope England has not got a game against Mali anytime soon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 26, 2015, 01:48:11 PM
I'd rather have snow. It's more prettier.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:52:25 PM
jelly
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:52:52 PM
beans
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:53:39 PM
preferably
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:53:52 PM
licorice
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:54:38 PM
i
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:54:49 PM
really
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:55:20 PM
like
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:55:34 PM
the
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:55:48 PM
black
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:56:25 PM
ones
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 02:56:38 PM
rhubarb
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 26, 2015, 03:04:39 PM
Marzipan.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 26, 2015, 03:08:06 PM
meh
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 26, 2015, 03:17:30 PM
ehm
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 26, 2015, 07:50:53 PM
Ha.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 26, 2015, 11:56:19 PM
Burp
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 27, 2015, 05:36:29 AM
'Scuse u.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 27, 2015, 08:49:52 AM
Turkey coma.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 27, 2015, 03:16:26 PM
Who's the turkey?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 29, 2015, 12:21:08 AM
12:21am and I'm on STO.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 29, 2015, 02:39:16 AM
3:30 and I'm on STO.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Jim on November 29, 2015, 03:04:04 AM
G'Night Johnboy
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 29, 2015, 03:08:15 AM
Nope. Good morning.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 29, 2015, 07:22:01 AM
What's so good about it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 29, 2015, 08:11:56 AM
What's so good about it.

You're in it sweetie. :inlove:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 29, 2015, 08:21:18 AM
What's so good about it.

You're in it sweetie. :inlove:


Cookies come out of the closet.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 29, 2015, 08:59:10 AM
Was never in. ;)

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 29, 2015, 06:56:39 PM
Under the stairs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 20, 2015, 03:12:54 PM
Just drumming up business.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: sto_secret_santa on December 20, 2015, 04:10:05 PM
Did someone say Ho!? (ho ho).
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 20, 2015, 04:20:10 PM
Welcome back.

Is the SP rule gone? I wanna a SP.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 20, 2015, 05:42:33 PM
I thought you were a sockpuppet.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 20, 2015, 07:09:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 20, 2015, 11:57:47 PM
Bob, Is that you?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 21, 2015, 12:10:21 AM
Sock Monkey is my copilot.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on December 21, 2015, 03:30:07 PM
And Rosie Palmer is the stewardess.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 21, 2015, 04:18:46 PM
Love this thread.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 21, 2015, 04:45:29 PM
^^^^mind bottling ^^^^

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 21, 2015, 04:50:10 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 21, 2015, 06:47:23 PM
A mind needs fast bottling.
http://youtu.be/Z4TWtxL1Ahg (http://youtu.be/Z4TWtxL1Ahg)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 24, 2015, 03:18:42 PM
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It's gonna be a long weekend for me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 24, 2015, 03:19:34 PM
I'll be dragging up a whole lotta old threads.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on December 24, 2015, 03:20:11 PM
New(er)(est) need not apply.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 24, 2015, 04:29:19 PM
Go have a drink.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 24, 2015, 06:30:44 PM
Or stay and have two, too.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 28, 2015, 07:08:42 PM
I'm considering cultivating a dynamic funky grunt.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 28, 2015, 07:09:02 PM
Or possibly not.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 28, 2015, 07:09:23 PM
Bologna.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 28, 2015, 07:32:01 PM
Fried bologna.  :drool:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on December 29, 2015, 01:07:04 AM
Ohhhhhhh...we used to live on fried bologna sammiches back when I worked on a Forest Service fire crew. Good shit.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 06:21:20 AM
Good shit.

Was that you behind the tree?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 29, 2015, 09:47:37 AM
Stew is a bear? I had no idea.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 29, 2015, 09:48:04 AM
Ew.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 12:58:35 PM
Ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 29, 2015, 01:01:55 PM
Momma.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 01:44:40 PM
Lied.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 29, 2015, 04:02:40 PM
That bitch.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 04:22:36 PM
That's twice now.
One more time, and I post in the "Rant" thread.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 29, 2015, 04:31:22 PM
You bastard!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 04:47:36 PM
http://youtu.be/5lNm_BBASYg (http://youtu.be/5lNm_BBASYg)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 05:50:08 PM
Piss, bitchin, and moaning.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 29, 2015, 06:51:34 PM
Shut up Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 07:45:36 PM
Broke a coffee cup.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 07:46:26 PM
Not really.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 29, 2015, 07:50:21 PM
Not really broke, or not really coffee?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 08:13:26 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 08:52:21 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooal     
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 09:16:05 PM
Another Gooooooooooooooooal.  :banana:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 09:39:38 PM
Gooooooooooooooal number 5
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 10:19:07 PM
Goooooooooooooooal number 6
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 29, 2015, 10:49:04 PM
Gooooooooooooooooal number 7
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 30, 2015, 10:10:58 AM
Mercy rule suspended.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on December 31, 2015, 09:40:50 PM
Blackhawks win. Blackhawks win.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 01, 2016, 12:10:14 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on January 16, 2016, 12:26:39 PM
How's the bug tent doing Cookie?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 16, 2016, 01:14:56 PM
Great. We've had dick for snow though.

Sent from my XT1058 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on January 16, 2016, 02:03:02 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 16, 2016, 06:19:43 PM
Good.
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Betterer.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 22, 2016, 01:53:54 AM
Palindrome.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 02, 2016, 10:02:21 AM
Je souhaite acheter le numéro de pièce 44300-28D00-000

Avez-vous postez au Royaume-Uni? Si oui, combien est affranchissement, s'il vous plaît?

Je peux payer par Paypal ou de débit.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 02, 2016, 11:11:27 AM
Sur la ponte, d'Orleans.
http://youtu.be/odY3QOAwYQg (http://youtu.be/odY3QOAwYQg)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 02, 2016, 11:27:09 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on March 02, 2016, 02:09:15 PM
Tammy & I have a bet: can a giraffe lick its own ass?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 02, 2016, 02:42:12 PM
Google says yes, probably.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 02, 2016, 07:13:39 PM
Nurse says "Good night".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 02, 2016, 08:44:50 PM
Then drills a hole in your forehead.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 02, 2016, 08:52:17 PM
Then drills a hole in your forehead.

Alternative energy is the future.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 03, 2016, 06:40:17 PM
Like Soylent Green, just get used to it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 03, 2016, 08:54:52 PM
Have the aliens landed yet?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 03, 2016, 09:19:14 PM
Plymouth Rock.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 04, 2016, 01:36:20 AM
Plymouth Rock.

Oh man...great band...saw them at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go back in the day....opened for The Ramones....great time...

Wait...or was that at The Roxy....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 08, 2016, 04:52:38 PM
And then, suddenly, nothing in particular continued to happen.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 08, 2016, 06:18:11 PM
All the way to Tahiti.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 08, 2016, 06:33:00 PM
And beyond.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 08, 2016, 07:00:35 PM
That's Captain Beyond, pilgrim...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 08, 2016, 10:52:42 PM
Where's Major Tom?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 09, 2016, 03:09:06 AM
Died earlier this year.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 09, 2016, 05:32:42 AM
Term is mouldering.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 09, 2016, 05:38:26 AM
Muldering?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 09, 2016, 02:09:36 PM
No, mule deering.
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 09, 2016, 03:50:36 PM
.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 09, 2016, 04:51:57 PM
.


..
..-
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 09, 2016, 04:54:22 PM
-.-- --- ..- .-.     ... .. ... - . .-. ...     .- ... ...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 09, 2016, 04:57:04 PM
.


..
..-


-.-- --- ..-   --- .-.. -..   --. --- .- -   
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 09, 2016, 05:01:08 PM
Dash it all!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 09, 2016, 06:16:25 PM
.


..
..-


-.-- --- ..-   --- .-.. -..   --. --- .- -   


.... .- .--. .--. -.--     -... .. .-. - .... -.. .- -.--     . -..
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 09, 2016, 06:26:58 PM
Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 09, 2016, 06:40:17 PM
Hocks n' kraut plz.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 09, 2016, 07:21:01 PM
Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.

So is BBQ Cat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 09, 2016, 07:40:12 PM
Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.

So is BBQ Cat.

Yes it is. Especially when it's wrapped with ham.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 09, 2016, 07:42:25 PM
Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.

So is BBQ Cat.

Yes it is. Especially when it's wrapped with ham.

Bacon much gooder.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 09, 2016, 09:17:35 PM
Fishy fishy fish.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJQKtV5aP4#)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 10, 2016, 04:19:58 AM
When I was a wee lad my momma told me I'd amount to nothing. Now I'm the lead fry cook at the nicest burger shack in Dayton. I guess I showed her.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 10, 2016, 10:14:04 AM
Even nothing is something...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on March 14, 2016, 10:20:17 AM
Rolled through the McBeetus drive through this morning for a McMuffin. The order was still up on the screen from the car in front of me when I pulled up. It was a coffee with 16 sugars and 17 creams. :headscratch:

I'm not a coffee drinker myself and certainly not one to disparage a mans coffee drinking choices, but really?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 14, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
I like my coffee with sugar and cream but that's over kill.

With all that sugar and cream I could go 2 weeks on that.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2016, 12:08:56 PM
Coffee is a dark black liquid. Adding anything to that liquid transforms it into a dessert.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 14, 2016, 12:37:37 PM
Agreed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 14, 2016, 01:23:30 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 14, 2016, 02:28:18 PM
Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.

What happened next?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 14, 2016, 03:35:23 PM
Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.

What happened next?


They all shit on you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2016, 03:36:48 PM
Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.

What happened next?


They all shit on you.

Shut up Ed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 14, 2016, 03:38:20 PM
Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.

What happened next?


They all shit on you.

Shut up Ed.

So they shit on you?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 17, 2016, 01:39:06 PM
What's that smell?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 17, 2016, 01:51:37 PM
One more drink fool would drown you!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 17, 2016, 02:30:28 PM
Mama told me not to come.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 17, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Today, I disarmed a man of his 10" knife. He was psychotic, poor boy.

I must admit I had already boasted about this, but I hadn't.

And no, Cookie, that pic will not be my new avatar.  :twofinger:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 17, 2016, 04:09:48 PM
Today, I disarmed a man of his 10" knife. He was psychotic, poor boy.
I'm assuming you "talked him down", because you do communicate well.
Good on ya.
Too many of those episodes end badly.
 :beerchug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 19, 2016, 11:46:30 AM
I really hate it when people say they're fans of Coldplay, it makes me want to grind a lightbulb into a wall
I've actually ended friendships over it.

An intense surge of irritable rage comes over me at the thought of anybody I like being a fan of that band. I don't understand why it bothers me so much.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2016, 12:18:43 PM
I like Coldplay.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 19, 2016, 01:52:30 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2016, 02:23:43 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 19, 2016, 02:26:26 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 19, 2016, 03:30:25 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 19, 2016, 04:01:30 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 19, 2016, 06:21:38 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 22, 2016, 06:16:37 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 22, 2016, 06:19:00 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 22, 2016, 06:54:37 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.

Mud! Even better!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 22, 2016, 08:12:13 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.

Mud! Even better!

Dawgs love mud!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 22, 2016, 08:54:44 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.

Mud! Even better!

Dawgs love mud!

So does Coho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 22, 2016, 09:14:47 PM
I like Coldplay.

Twat.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.

Another thing to rip Papa on.

And read my sig line.

Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?

Uh.... I was kidding?

Who is Coldplay?

Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.

Mud! Even better!

Dawgs love mud!

So does Coho.

Nope. Mud is de debbil.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 24, 2016, 04:44:12 PM
When I get my women's clothes on, no more soldiering for me.

Have a banana.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 24, 2016, 04:48:54 PM
You should explore the kilted Regiments.
 :banana:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 30, 2016, 10:51:52 AM
Titties.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2016, 11:45:15 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on March 30, 2016, 12:54:42 PM
Hookers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on March 30, 2016, 04:29:47 PM
Out back. Behind the garage.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 30, 2016, 04:32:03 PM
Dancin' and gigglin'.
 :chili: :banana: :chili:
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2016, 05:26:25 PM
My ex just told the world she divorced me because of pea soup.

Shit. I'll take it!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 31, 2016, 01:50:01 AM
she did.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 31, 2016, 05:16:40 AM
My ex just told the world she divorced me because of pea soup.
I sense a marketable opportunity here...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Scratch on April 06, 2016, 07:14:26 PM
Tammy & I have a bet: can a giraffe lick its own ass?  :headscratch:

Tammy & I have another bet: is it possible to sneak up on an owl?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 07, 2016, 05:29:05 AM
If it was really drunk...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 07, 2016, 01:27:23 PM
owls don't wear sneakers, silly
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 07, 2016, 01:47:18 PM
Correct. They wear moccasins.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 07, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
...or sandals in summer.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 07, 2016, 01:57:30 PM
There is that
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 07, 2016, 02:26:11 PM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on April 07, 2016, 10:16:57 PM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 07, 2016, 11:13:54 PM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.

With no holes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 08, 2016, 03:30:46 AM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.

With no holes.

Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 08, 2016, 05:52:05 AM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.

With no holes.

Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on April 08, 2016, 06:49:02 AM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.

With no holes.

Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
Only if they're also wearing bermuda shorts.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 09, 2016, 06:11:51 AM
Slave to fashion.
 :shrug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on April 09, 2016, 09:36:01 AM
...or sandals in summer.

With socks.

Must be dress socks.

With no holes.

Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
Only if they're also wearing bermuda shorts.

No shorts here. It snowed last night.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 09, 2016, 01:49:33 PM
Wouldn't stop a Canuck.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 09, 2016, 02:41:45 PM
Wouldn't stop a Canuck.

Or a Seattlite. Shorts, sandals and a parka is a common sight here in the chilly months.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 09, 2016, 09:11:06 PM
Very sexy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 10, 2016, 11:41:18 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on May 23, 2016, 02:33:34 PM
http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/ (http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 26, 2016, 02:13:25 PM
nothing much happening here. Saki will be viewing the Blackbird. That's it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 17, 2016, 10:49:26 AM
"Save when good position to fight off the lid. Shut down could lead to deformation of error or damage. Close should recognise the put away."
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on September 17, 2016, 07:30:23 PM
Putting away the deformed lid would be a damaging error. Recognize when good position leads to saving the fight.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 17, 2016, 08:48:48 PM
If the put away is to dysfunction adding the low fart spread tootles the joint vigorously.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 31, 2016, 01:10:33 AM
The evil bathtub gets you clean for all the wrong reasons.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 31, 2016, 01:13:19 AM
Children are the future.


Unless we invent time travel.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 31, 2016, 03:10:54 AM
Children are time stealers. I was young when it all started.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 31, 2016, 10:08:40 AM
Toot toot toot
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 31, 2016, 04:40:39 PM
Toot toot toot
Beans again.
 :couch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on October 31, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Toot toot toot
Beans again.
 :couch:


Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 01, 2016, 06:19:28 AM
Hallowe'en hangover...soooo much chocolate...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 01, 2016, 03:13:56 PM
There was a Butterfinger wrapper in the morning steamer our dog dropped in the yard. He seems fine.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 01, 2016, 03:27:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 02, 2016, 06:29:05 PM
Unrandom.
Quote from: https://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/2015/03/20/parsnips-cloudberry-coriander-canadian-gins-daring-distillers.html
Recently, the province (Ontario) welcomed a new entrant to the game of gin-upsmanship: Piger Henricus (pronounced as in “tiger” and “Henry-Cuss”), the brainchild of three Québécois bon vivants who gave up 9-to-5 jobs to launch a micro-distillery in 2009: The Subversives Distillers.

This is the one made with parsnips, a seemingly odd choice that in fact lends the Piger a sinuously bitter taste, more citrus than tuber.
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Piger Henricus, Latin for “Slow Harry,” was a nickname medieval alchemists gave their furnaces...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 02, 2016, 06:38:12 PM
I'm not wearing pants again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on November 02, 2016, 06:42:53 PM
I'm not wearing pants again.

This is getting to be a chronic situation.
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on November 02, 2016, 07:11:35 PM
I'm not wearing pants again.

 :needpics:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 03, 2016, 02:59:58 AM
I'm not wearing pants again.


 :needpics:


You sick fuq

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 03, 2016, 05:37:53 AM
Ya, but doesn't the Birthday suit fit nicely?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 03, 2016, 10:50:26 AM
Ya, but doesn't the Birthday suit fit nicely?

At least iron it first. ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 12, 2016, 07:06:45 PM
It smells like weed in here.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on November 15, 2016, 01:22:35 AM
It smells like weed in here.

Well, we just legalized weed out here in California....maybe we left the window open....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 17, 2016, 02:06:09 AM
A fairytale ending is really only good for a few of the characters.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 17, 2016, 05:01:44 AM
I'm so conflicted.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 17, 2016, 08:47:47 AM
That's not hard.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on November 17, 2016, 08:49:24 AM
When in doubt ride it out.
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Post by: Flyer on November 17, 2016, 04:43:17 PM
When in doubt ride it out.
TWSS.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 18, 2017, 02:41:54 PM
Feck. I have pneumonia. I thought I was ill.
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 18, 2017, 04:16:51 PM
That sucks.
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Post by: kneescrubber on January 18, 2017, 05:42:09 PM
That is nothing to trifle with my friend. The post can wait.
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Post by: mxvet57 on January 30, 2017, 08:41:55 PM
Guess what? It's still winter.
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Post by: Flyer on January 31, 2017, 05:30:25 AM
You must be psychic psychotic.
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Post by: Cablebandit on January 31, 2017, 07:40:14 AM
We woke up to a fresh coat of winter.
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Post by: Cookie on January 31, 2017, 08:03:57 AM
Dirty soup.
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Post by: mxvet57 on January 31, 2017, 08:41:49 AM
Soup is good and not dirty
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Post by: Cookie on January 31, 2017, 08:46:36 AM
Soup is good and not dirty
You are dirty.
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Post by: radon222 on January 31, 2017, 09:28:25 AM
dirty...dirty...girl!
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Post by: Cookie on January 31, 2017, 09:58:53 AM
http://youtu.be/TX6r-7VwfC8 (http://youtu.be/TX6r-7VwfC8)
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Post by: Flyer on January 31, 2017, 10:08:01 AM
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Post by: Stripes on January 31, 2017, 04:30:25 PM
Umm...
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Post by: Flyer on January 31, 2017, 08:33:35 PM
She's a tough mudder.
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on January 31, 2017, 09:32:17 PM
She's something alright! lol
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Post by: Flyer on February 01, 2017, 05:40:46 AM
I'm intrigued by that gender.
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Post by: Cookie on February 01, 2017, 05:46:59 AM
http://youtu.be/42HBGCXcd7g (http://youtu.be/42HBGCXcd7g)
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Post by: Flyer on February 01, 2017, 10:36:34 AM
"Young" is a handicap.
 :naughty:
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Post by: coho on March 11, 2017, 09:42:01 PM
The doctor who delivered me was named Merlin.

Just sayin'.  :smoking:
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Post by: Cookie on March 12, 2017, 04:26:31 AM
We've done four already but now we're steady. And then they went: One, two, three, four
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Post by: Flyer on March 12, 2017, 06:45:40 AM
That's particularly enigmatic, even for you!
 :clap:
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Post by: coho on March 13, 2017, 03:56:11 PM
Then what happened?
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Post by: Cookie on March 13, 2017, 04:00:37 PM
Seriously?

http://youtu.be/S2QX7GZJRpE (http://youtu.be/S2QX7GZJRpE)
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Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2017, 05:43:45 AM
There is no pie at my house.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 15, 2017, 06:53:02 AM
Morini arrives tomorrow.
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 15, 2017, 06:54:37 AM
That's swell.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 15, 2017, 07:03:07 AM
With its wooden front brake and non-working speedo...
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Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2017, 08:20:57 AM
Still, a thing of beauty is a joy on the road.
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Post by: Cookie on March 15, 2017, 08:37:49 AM
Jelly donuts in my shoes make my toes feel dreamy.
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Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2017, 11:29:09 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll have what he's having.
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Post by: coho on March 15, 2017, 11:32:01 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll have what he's having.

Someone will be by to break your graboid tomorrow between 8 and 5.
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Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2017, 04:11:54 PM
If you can't at least give your customers a 30 min. window, forget it.
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 15, 2017, 08:39:16 PM
If you can't at least give your customers a 30 min. window, forget it.

15-20 minutes max for us. Otherwise, find someone else.
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Post by: coho on March 15, 2017, 09:07:12 PM
Outcall graboid fracturists won't be nailed down like that, man.
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Post by: mxvet57 on March 15, 2017, 11:31:20 PM
Nailed a dead parrot to the perch.
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Post by: stew71 on March 16, 2017, 02:06:18 AM
Hammer or nailgun?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 16, 2017, 03:24:25 AM
so passe, glue.
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Post by: Flyer on March 16, 2017, 05:38:45 AM
Yummy, yummy glue.
http://youtu.be/QsuWAN3jaVs (http://youtu.be/QsuWAN3jaVs)
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Post by: coho on March 29, 2017, 10:02:41 PM
If bull testicles are Rocky Mountain/Prairie Oysters, why aren't  regular oysters "Ocean Testicles"?
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 30, 2017, 06:22:07 AM
Sea nuts. With salt.

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Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2017, 09:09:35 AM
How do get these gerbils out of my ass?

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 30, 2017, 10:27:35 AM
Out, dam-ned rodentia!!

Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 30, 2017, 11:49:18 AM
How do get these gerbils out of my ass?

Asking for a friend.

My friend said to tell your friend to just leave the tube in for a while. It will eventually come out.
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Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2017, 12:18:03 PM
Tube?
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 30, 2017, 12:35:05 PM
They gotta have a breathing tube don't they?
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on March 30, 2017, 12:38:46 PM
The tube that your friend used to get it in there.
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Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2017, 01:44:49 PM
Them.

A tube eh. I'll bet that would have been easier.

For my friend that is.
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Post by: Flyer on March 30, 2017, 03:44:13 PM
Some flashback, eh.
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Post by: coho on March 30, 2017, 04:52:10 PM
Won't somebody save Lemmiwinks?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2017, 06:02:40 PM
Won't somebody save Lemmiwinks?
Will he/she fit up my friends ass?
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Post by: coho on March 31, 2017, 12:17:14 AM
He escaped from Mr. Slave's nethers, I suspect he could.

South Park, so probably NSFW unless you work someplace cool.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-cwIl4Z08#)
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Post by: coho on May 04, 2017, 11:59:05 PM
R2D2 and C-3PO are the only characters to appear in all eight Star Wars films.

C-3PO had his memory wiped more than once so R2D2 is the only one who remembers it all.
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Post by: mxvet57 on May 05, 2017, 09:58:59 AM
R2D2 and C-3PO are the only characters to appear in all eight Star Wars films.

C-3PO had his memory wiped more than once so R2D2 is the only one who remembers it all.


Slow day at the office.
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Post by: Cookie on May 05, 2017, 10:51:23 AM
No pants.
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Post by: Flyer on May 05, 2017, 01:22:10 PM
No pants.
Where'd you stash your wallet?
 :eek:
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 05, 2017, 01:29:46 PM
Saw another example of a member of the entitled society today.

A woman reversed her car into then side of another's car, causing quite a lot of damage. She stopped, thought about it and drove off. Bless her.

I took her registration number and found the victim's owner.

I am such a bastard.
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Post by: Jim on May 05, 2017, 01:59:11 PM
I am such a bastard.

But if you're going to be a bastard, you're a good bastard!   :beerchug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 26, 2017, 10:15:53 PM
Perhaps even a magnificent bastard, but we'll have to wait and see.

Probably though.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on May 26, 2017, 10:20:52 PM
I'm probably leaning too.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 27, 2017, 08:02:33 PM
Go left, young man.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 27, 2017, 08:10:02 PM
But what about the fishing license?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 27, 2017, 10:54:06 PM
Magnificent.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 28, 2017, 05:37:15 AM
Seven of 'em.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 28, 2017, 05:46:43 AM
Nine.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 28, 2017, 05:46:58 AM
Seven of Nine.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 28, 2017, 03:16:03 PM
Hear you roar.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 10, 2017, 05:24:03 PM
No matter how
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 10, 2017, 05:24:25 PM
you jump and dance
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 10, 2017, 05:24:47 PM
the last three drops
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 10, 2017, 05:25:05 PM
go in your pants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 10, 2017, 05:45:46 PM
I identify as a fish taco.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 10, 2017, 06:25:12 PM
I identify as a fish taco.

Wahoo?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 14, 2017, 09:24:56 PM
'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"

I feel old now. :facepalm:
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Post by: stew71 on June 14, 2017, 09:49:58 PM
'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"

I feel old now. :facepalm:

Try walking into the local supermarket and hearing "Panama" by Van Halen on the overhead as background music.

Seriously? VH is now the Musak of the supermarket industry?  :-[
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Post by: kneescrubber on June 14, 2017, 10:19:03 PM
'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"

I feel old now. :facepalm:

Try walking into the local supermarket and hearing "Panama" by Van Halen on the overhead as background music.

Seriously? VH is now the Musak of the supermarket industry?  :-[

I think I made a few posts 4 or 5 years ago about the music I was hearing at my local grocery store.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 15, 2017, 02:51:30 AM
I found a tick on my ass today.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 15, 2017, 02:46:24 PM
I found a tick on my ass today.

We shall now call you Cootie.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 20, 2017, 03:09:11 PM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 21, 2017, 02:38:50 PM
.kawHJ|bnfc khvqwkghrQCTY4

That brings up all kinds of stuff.

Google is your friend (not really-it's a nasty spy company which will kill your babies).
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on July 16, 2017, 09:46:18 AM
I need some hair bands.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on July 16, 2017, 10:35:44 AM
Fork in road
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 16, 2017, 03:51:26 PM
Worms.
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Post by: kneescrubber on July 16, 2017, 03:59:41 PM
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Man. No one wants to look you in the eye anymore.
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Post by: Flyer on July 17, 2017, 05:05:34 AM
Lost in space...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on July 17, 2017, 08:06:46 AM
Danger Will Robinson
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Post by: Flyer on July 19, 2017, 05:22:47 PM
He made this.
http://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No (http://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on July 20, 2017, 04:17:00 AM
I took a turn 10 years ago and THIS is where I resurface?
Holy cow Batman.
REBOOT
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 21, 2017, 05:49:55 AM
Life is strange.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 21, 2017, 07:33:31 AM
Toast is life.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: mxvet57 on July 21, 2017, 01:25:33 PM
So are waffles
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 21, 2017, 01:28:44 PM
not hungry. constantly, not hungry.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 21, 2017, 06:53:39 PM
$13302.50
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 22, 2017, 05:36:59 AM
last week's MRI showed up an infection in my spinal column. don't feel ill at all.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 23, 2017, 04:49:51 PM
don't feel ill at all.
Doctors can fix that too.
GO! Lymphocytes!!
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Post by: Cookie on July 23, 2017, 08:09:03 PM
Too much eggroll
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 23, 2017, 08:12:34 PM
Comes with six.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 23, 2017, 08:31:03 PM
bucket
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 24, 2017, 12:29:44 AM
don't feel ill at all.
Doctors can fix that too.
GO! Lymphocytes!!

off to hosp[ital. apparently, it's urgent. whatever
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Post by: coho on July 25, 2017, 03:09:14 AM
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Post by: Cookie on July 25, 2017, 03:22:17 AM
Pfffft

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Post by: Flyer on July 25, 2017, 05:17:38 AM
She looks nice...
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 18, 2018, 01:41:42 PM
I can't forget that signora
Whilst telling her how I adored her
Asleep she did fall
I didn't mind that at all
But she was a terrible snorer
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 21, 2018, 06:43:05 PM
"Power corrupts, PowerPoint corrupts absolutely."
- Lord Acton*







*not a real quote, this is the internet, do your own research, they didn't have PowerPoint in the 19th century, YMMV, IANAL, etc.
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Post by: stew71 on March 21, 2018, 06:48:19 PM
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Every week in my opinion.  :drool: :snork:
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Post by: Flyer on March 21, 2018, 06:57:45 PM
Agreed, but every other round
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 21, 2018, 07:34:36 PM
Nothing wrong with a little mixing.

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Post by: Flyer on March 22, 2018, 05:55:21 AM
!Burrrrrrrrp!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2018, 06:06:01 AM
Hos be hidin'.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 27, 2018, 06:23:26 AM
Great God almighty it's the TV Guide.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2018, 12:21:24 PM
I can't believe they still flog those...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 27, 2018, 12:46:16 PM
Magic fingers on a king size bed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2018, 04:11:31 PM
Somebody bring me a cheeseburger!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: kneescrubber on March 27, 2018, 06:14:10 PM
No tongues!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on March 27, 2018, 06:26:33 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a freight train in DesMoines that's orangutan.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 28, 2018, 06:22:36 AM
Buy that man another espresso.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 19, 2018, 09:07:38 PM
Yo.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 19, 2018, 09:07:49 PM
Ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 19, 2018, 09:08:04 PM
Funking.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 19, 2018, 09:08:16 PM
Ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 19, 2018, 09:08:39 PM
Beaches.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stew71 on April 20, 2018, 02:15:05 AM
Bars
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 20, 2018, 05:44:48 AM
Bikini model.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 20, 2018, 01:43:25 PM
everlasting matches don't last.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 21, 2018, 07:21:04 AM
everlasting matches don't last.
Divorce lawyers rejoice!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 22, 2018, 08:17:30 AM
I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 22, 2018, 11:42:51 AM
You're a boy, you're a boy but your parents won't admit it, you're a boy, you're a boy, your a boy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on April 22, 2018, 08:57:57 PM
I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?

Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home"  At least the bunny will have been well fed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on April 22, 2018, 09:33:43 PM
I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?

Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home"  At least the bunny will have been well fed.

From the pet shop they're sold by the each, but from the butcher you can get them by the pound. How much do you need and are you planning to make stock?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 23, 2018, 01:59:37 AM
I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?

Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home"  At least the bunny will have been well fed.

From the pet shop they're sold by the each, but from the butcher you can get them by the pound. How much do you need and are you planning to make stock?

Actually, I think I prefer cat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: radon222 on April 23, 2018, 12:41:53 PM
Some one on the local NextDoor app is trying to find a new home for a rabbit.   Wife wanted to post asking if they thought it would feed a family of four.   ;)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 14, 2018, 06:23:25 PM
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Post by: coho on May 29, 2018, 03:50:31 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 29, 2018, 03:53:46 PM
I already knew that. Students, eh.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on June 26, 2018, 09:44:02 AM
No posts in this thread for a full month! Stop riding and start posting!! Hmm, wait, never mind...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 26, 2018, 01:31:51 PM
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Post by: coho on July 07, 2018, 05:32:44 PM
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 07, 2018, 06:22:09 PM
Fire good.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 07, 2018, 08:24:09 PM
Under a piglet
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 08, 2018, 03:30:18 AM
I need a miracle every day.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 08, 2018, 05:44:24 AM
Stewed prunes may help.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 08, 2018, 10:30:29 AM
Climate change appears to be real. A few months ago, it was bloody cold and now it's very hot.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 08, 2018, 11:09:43 AM
Bad luck streak in dancing-school, down on my knees in pain. Swearing to God Ill change, down on my knees in pain.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 08, 2018, 03:28:17 PM
Kneeling on a Lego?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 09, 2018, 11:52:12 AM
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Post by: Cookie on July 09, 2018, 02:15:29 PM
When in April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower,
When also Zephyrus with his sweet breath Exhales an air in every grove and heath Upon the tender shoots, and the young sun His half-course in the sign of the Ram has run, And the small fowl are making melody That sleep away the night with open eye (So nature pricks them and their heart engages) Then people long to go on pilgrimages And palmers long to seek the stranger strands Of far-off saints, hallowed in sundry lands, And specially, from every shire’s end Of England, down to Canterbury they wend To seek the holy blissful martyr,* quick To give his help to them when they were sick. It happened in that season that one day In Southwark, at The Tabard, as I lay Ready to go on pilgrimage and start For Canterbury, most devout at heart, At night there came into that hostelry Some nine and twenty in a company Of sundry folk happening then to fall In fellowship, and they were pilgrims all That towards Canterbury meant to ride. The rooms and stables of the inn were wide; They made us easy, all was of the best. And, briefly, when the sun had gone to rest, I’d spoken to them all upon the trip And was soon one with them in fellowship, Pledged to rise early and to take the way To Canterbury, as you heard me say. But none the less, while I have time and space, Before my story takes a further pace, It seems a reasonable thing to say What their condition was, the full array Of each of them, as it appeared to me, According to profession and degree, And what apparel they were riding in; And at a Knight I therefore will begin. There was a Knight, a most distinguished man, Who from the day on which he first began To ride abroad had followed chivalry, Truth honour, generousness and courtesy. He had done nobly in his sovereign’s war And ridden into battle, no man more, As well in Christian as in heathen places, And ever honoured for his noble graces. When we took Alexandria,* he was there. He often sat at table in the chair Of honour, above all nations, when in Prussia. In Lithuania he had ridden, and Russia, No Christian man so often, of his rank. When, in Granada, Algeciras sank Under assault, he had been there, and in North Africa, raiding Benamarin; In Anatolia he had been as well And fought when Ayas and Attalia fell, For all along the Mediterranean coast He had embarked with many a noble host. In fifteen mortal battles he had been And jousted for our faith at Tramissene Thrice in the lists, and always killed his man. This same distinguished knight had led the van Once with the Bey of Balat, doing work For him against another heathen Turk; He was of sovereign value in all eyes. And though so much distinguished, he was wise And in his bearing modest as a maid. He never yet a boorish thing had said In all his life to any, come what might; He was a true, a perfect gentle-knight. Speaking of his equipment, he possessed Fine horses, but he was not gaily dressed. He wore a fustian tunic stained and dark With smudges where his armour had left mark; Just home from service, he had joined our ranks To do his pilgrimage and render thanks. He had his son with him, a fine young Squire, A lover and cadet, a lad of fire With locks as curly as if they had been pressed. He was some twenty years of age, I guessed. In stature he was of a moderate length, With wonderful agility and strength. He’d seen some service with the cavalry In Flanders and Artois and Picardy And had done valiantly in little space Of time, in hope to win his lady’s grace. He was embroidered like a meadow bright And full of freshest flowers, red and white. Singing he was, or fluting all the day; He was as fresh as is the month of May. Short was his gown, the sleeves were long and wide; He knew the way to sit a horse and ride. He could make songs and poems and recite, Knew how to joust and dance, to draw and write. He loved so hotly that till dawn grew pale He slept as little as a nightingale. Courteous he was, lowly and serviceable, And carved to serve his father at the table. There was a Yeoman with him at his side, No other servant; so he chose to ride. This Yeoman wore a coat and hood of green, And peacock-feathered arrows, bright and keen And neatly sheathed, hung at his belt the while – For he could dress his gear in yeoman style, His arrows never drooped their feathers low – And in his hand he bore a mighty bow. His head was like a nut, his face was brown. He knew the whole of woodcraft up and down. A saucy brace was on his arm to ward It from the bow-string, and a shield and sword Hung at one side, and at the other slipped A jaunty dirk, spear-sharp and well-equipped. A medal of St Christopher he wore Of shining silver on his breast, and bore A hunting-horn, well slung and burnished clean, That dangled from a baldrick of bright green. He was a proper forester, I guess. There also was a Nun, a Prioress, Her way of smiling very simple and coy. Her greatest oath was only ‘By St Loy!’ And she was known as Madam Eglantyne. And well she sang a service, with a fine Intoning through her nose, as was most seemly, And she spoke daintily in French, extremely, After the school of Stratford-atte-Bowe; French in the Paris style she did not know. At meat her manners were well taught withal; No morsel from her lips did she let fall, Nor dipped her fingers in the sauce too deep; But she could carry a morsel up and keep The smallest drop from falling on her breast. For courtliness she had a special zest, And she would wipe her upper lip so clean That not a trace of grease was to be seen Upon the cup when she had drunk; to eat, She reached a hand sedately for the meat. She certainly was very entertaining, Pleasant and friendly in her ways, and straining To counterfeit a courtly kind of grace, A stately bearing fitting to her place, And to seem dignified in all her dealings. As for her sympathies and tender feelings, She was so charitably solicitous She used to weep if she but saw a mouse Caught in a trap, if it were dead or bleeding. And she had little dogs she would be feeding With roasted flesh, or milk, or fine white bread. And bitterly she wept if one were dead Or someone took a stick and made it smart; She was all sentiment and tender heart. Her veil was gathered in a seemly way, Her nose was elegant, her eyes glass-grey; Her mouth was very small, but soft and red, Her forehead, certainly, was fair of spread, Almost a span across the brows, I own; She was indeed by no means undergrown. Her cloak, I noticed, had a graceful charm. She wore a coral trinket on her arm, A set of beads, the gaudies tricked in green,* Whence hung a golden brooch of brightest sheen On which there first was graven a crowned A, And lower, Amor vincit omnia. Another Nun, the secretary at her cell, Was riding with her, and three Priests as well. A Monk there was, one of the finest sort Who rode the country; hunting was his sport. A manly man, to be an Abbot able; Many a dainty horse he had in stable. His bridle, when he rode, a man might hear Jingling in a whistling wind as clear, Aye, and as loud as does the chapel bell Where my lord Monk was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good St Benet or St Maur As old and strict he tended to ignore; He let go by the things of yesterday And took the modern world’s more spacious way. He did not rate that text at a plucked hen Which says that hunters are not holy men And that a monk uncloistered is a mere Fish out of water, flapping on the pier, That is to say a monk out of his cloister. That was a text he held not worth an oyster; And I agreed and said his views were sound; Was he to study till his head went round Poring over books in cloisters? Must he toil As Austin bade and till the very soil? Was he to leave the world upon the shelf? Let Austin have his labour to himself. This Monk was therefore a good man to horse; Greyhounds he had, as swift as birds, to course. Hunting a hare or riding at a fence Was all his fun, he spared for no expense. I saw his sleeves were garnished at the hand With fine grey fur, the finest in the land, And on his hood, to fasten it at his chin He had a wrought-gold cunningly fashioned pin; Into a lover’s knot it seemed to pass. His head was bald and shone like looking-glass; So did his face, as if it had been greased. He was a fat and personable priest; His prominent eyeballs never seemed to settle. They glittered like the flames beneath a kettle; Supple his boots, his horse in fine condition. He was a prelate fit for exhibition, He was not pale like a tormented soul. He liked a fat swan best, and roasted whole. His palfrey was as brown as is a berry. There was a Friar, a wanton one and merry, A Limiter,* a very festive fellow. In all Four Orders* there was none so mellow, So glib with gallant phrase and well-turned speech. He’d fixed up many a marriage, giving each Of his young women what he could afford her. He was a noble pillar to his Order. Highly beloved and intimate was he With County folk within his boundary, And city dames of honour and possessions; For he was qualified to hear confessions, Or so he said, with more than priestly scope; He had a special licence from the Pope. Sweetly he heard his penitents at shrift With pleasant absolution, for a gift. He was an easy man in penance-giving Where he could hope to make a decent living; It’s a sure sign whenever gifts are given To a poor Order that a man’s well shriven, And should he give enough he knew in verity The penitent repented in sincerity. For many a fellow is so hard of heart He cannot weep, for all his inward smart. Therefore instead of weeping and of prayer One should give silver for a poor Friar’s care. He kept his tippet stuffed with pins for curls, And pocket-knives, to give to pretty girls. And certainly his voice was gay and sturdy, For he sang well and played the hurdy-gurdy. At sing-songs he was champion.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 09, 2018, 03:42:22 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 09, 2018, 07:16:12 PM
I had one just like it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 09, 2018, 07:32:05 PM
So there was this guy.....
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 10, 2018, 11:34:02 AM
"I'm a lobster, baby, so why don't you krill me?"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 10, 2018, 02:16:36 PM
Crankshaft!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 10, 2018, 04:16:06 PM
When in April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower,
When also Zephyrus with his sweet breath Exhales an air in every grove and heath Upon the tender shoots, and the young sun His half-course in the sign of the Ram has run, And the small fowl are making melody That sleep away the night with open eye (So nature pricks them and their heart engages) Then people long to go on pilgrimages And palmers long to seek the stranger strands Of far-off saints, hallowed in sundry lands, And specially, from every shire’s end Of England, down to Canterbury they wend To seek the holy blissful martyr,* quick To give his help to them when they were sick. It happened in that season that one day In Southwark, at The Tabard, as I lay Ready to go on pilgrimage and start For Canterbury, most devout at heart, At night there came into that hostelry Some nine and twenty in a company Of sundry folk happening then to fall In fellowship, and they were pilgrims all That towards Canterbury meant to ride. The rooms and stables of the inn were wide; They made us easy, all was of the best. And, briefly, when the sun had gone to rest, I’d spoken to them all upon the trip And was soon one with them in fellowship, Pledged to rise early and to take the way To Canterbury, as you heard me say. But none the less, while I have time and space, Before my story takes a further pace, It seems a reasonable thing to say What their condition was, the full array Of each of them, as it appeared to me, According to profession and degree, And what apparel they were riding in; And at a Knight I therefore will begin. There was a Knight, a most distinguished man, Who from the day on which he first began To ride abroad had followed chivalry, Truth honour, generousness and courtesy. He had done nobly in his sovereign’s war And ridden into battle, no man more, As well in Christian as in heathen places, And ever honoured for his noble graces. When we took Alexandria,* he was there. He often sat at table in the chair Of honour, above all nations, when in Prussia. In Lithuania he had ridden, and Russia, No Christian man so often, of his rank. When, in Granada, Algeciras sank Under assault, he had been there, and in North Africa, raiding Benamarin; In Anatolia he had been as well And fought when Ayas and Attalia fell, For all along the Mediterranean coast He had embarked with many a noble host. In fifteen mortal battles he had been And jousted for our faith at Tramissene Thrice in the lists, and always killed his man. This same distinguished knight had led the van Once with the Bey of Balat, doing work For him against another heathen Turk; He was of sovereign value in all eyes. And though so much distinguished, he was wise And in his bearing modest as a maid. He never yet a boorish thing had said In all his life to any, come what might; He was a true, a perfect gentle-knight. Speaking of his equipment, he possessed Fine horses, but he was not gaily dressed. He wore a fustian tunic stained and dark With smudges where his armour had left mark; Just home from service, he had joined our ranks To do his pilgrimage and render thanks. He had his son with him, a fine young Squire, A lover and cadet, a lad of fire With locks as curly as if they had been pressed. He was some twenty years of age, I guessed. In stature he was of a moderate length, With wonderful agility and strength. He’d seen some service with the cavalry In Flanders and Artois and Picardy And had done valiantly in little space Of time, in hope to win his lady’s grace. He was embroidered like a meadow bright And full of freshest flowers, red and white. Singing he was, or fluting all the day; He was as fresh as is the month of May. Short was his gown, the sleeves were long and wide; He knew the way to sit a horse and ride. He could make songs and poems and recite, Knew how to joust and dance, to draw and write. He loved so hotly that till dawn grew pale He slept as little as a nightingale. Courteous he was, lowly and serviceable, And carved to serve his father at the table. There was a Yeoman with him at his side, No other servant; so he chose to ride. This Yeoman wore a coat and hood of green, And peacock-feathered arrows, bright and keen And neatly sheathed, hung at his belt the while – For he could dress his gear in yeoman style, His arrows never drooped their feathers low – And in his hand he bore a mighty bow. His head was like a nut, his face was brown. He knew the whole of woodcraft up and down. A saucy brace was on his arm to ward It from the bow-string, and a shield and sword Hung at one side, and at the other slipped A jaunty dirk, spear-sharp and well-equipped. A medal of St Christopher he wore Of shining silver on his breast, and bore A hunting-horn, well slung and burnished clean, That dangled from a baldrick of bright green. He was a proper forester, I guess. There also was a Nun, a Prioress, Her way of smiling very simple and coy. Her greatest oath was only ‘By St Loy!’ And she was known as Madam Eglantyne. And well she sang a service, with a fine Intoning through her nose, as was most seemly, And she spoke daintily in French, extremely, After the school of Stratford-atte-Bowe; French in the Paris style she did not know. At meat her manners were well taught withal; No morsel from her lips did she let fall, Nor dipped her fingers in the sauce too deep; But she could carry a morsel up and keep The smallest drop from falling on her breast. For courtliness she had a special zest, And she would wipe her upper lip so clean That not a trace of grease was to be seen Upon the cup when she had drunk; to eat, She reached a hand sedately for the meat. She certainly was very entertaining, Pleasant and friendly in her ways, and straining To counterfeit a courtly kind of grace, A stately bearing fitting to her place, And to seem dignified in all her dealings. As for her sympathies and tender feelings, She was so charitably solicitous She used to weep if she but saw a mouse Caught in a trap, if it were dead or bleeding. And she had little dogs she would be feeding With roasted flesh, or milk, or fine white bread. And bitterly she wept if one were dead Or someone took a stick and made it smart; She was all sentiment and tender heart. Her veil was gathered in a seemly way, Her nose was elegant, her eyes glass-grey; Her mouth was very small, but soft and red, Her forehead, certainly, was fair of spread, Almost a span across the brows, I own; She was indeed by no means undergrown. Her cloak, I noticed, had a graceful charm. She wore a coral trinket on her arm, A set of beads, the gaudies tricked in green,* Whence hung a golden brooch of brightest sheen On which there first was graven a crowned A, And lower, Amor vincit omnia. Another Nun, the secretary at her cell, Was riding with her, and three Priests as well. A Monk there was, one of the finest sort Who rode the country; hunting was his sport. A manly man, to be an Abbot able; Many a dainty horse he had in stable. His bridle, when he rode, a man might hear Jingling in a whistling wind as clear, Aye, and as loud as does the chapel bell Where my lord Monk was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good St Benet or St Maur As old and strict he tended to ignore; He let go by the things of yesterday And took the modern world’s more spacious way. He did not rate that text at a plucked hen Which says that hunters are not holy men And that a monk uncloistered is a mere Fish out of water, flapping on the pier, That is to say a monk out of his cloister. That was a text he held not worth an oyster; And I agreed and said his views were sound; Was he to study till his head went round Poring over books in cloisters? Must he toil As Austin bade and till the very soil? Was he to leave the world upon the shelf? Let Austin have his labour to himself. This Monk was therefore a good man to horse; Greyhounds he had, as swift as birds, to course. Hunting a hare or riding at a fence Was all his fun, he spared for no expense. I saw his sleeves were garnished at the hand With fine grey fur, the finest in the land, And on his hood, to fasten it at his chin He had a wrought-gold cunningly fashioned pin; Into a lover’s knot it seemed to pass. His head was bald and shone like looking-glass; So did his face, as if it had been greased. He was a fat and personable priest; His prominent eyeballs never seemed to settle. They glittered like the flames beneath a kettle; Supple his boots, his horse in fine condition. He was a prelate fit for exhibition, He was not pale like a tormented soul. He liked a fat swan best, and roasted whole. His palfrey was as brown as is a berry. There was a Friar, a wanton one and merry, A Limiter,* a very festive fellow. In all Four Orders* there was none so mellow, So glib with gallant phrase and well-turned speech. He’d fixed up many a marriage, giving each Of his young women what he could afford her. He was a noble pillar to his Order. Highly beloved and intimate was he With County folk within his boundary, And city dames of honour and possessions; For he was qualified to hear confessions, Or so he said, with more than priestly scope; He had a special licence from the Pope. Sweetly he heard his penitents at shrift With pleasant absolution, for a gift. He was an easy man in penance-giving Where he could hope to make a decent living; It’s a sure sign whenever gifts are given To a poor Order that a man’s well shriven, And should he give enough he knew in verity The penitent repented in sincerity. For many a fellow is so hard of heart He cannot weep, for all his inward smart. Therefore instead of weeping and of prayer One should give silver for a poor Friar’s care. He kept his tippet stuffed with pins for curls, And pocket-knives, to give to pretty girls. And certainly his voice was gay and sturdy, For he sang well and played the hurdy-gurdy. At sing-songs he was champion.


Interesting-any chance of any paragraphs?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 11, 2018, 05:50:03 AM
My thesaurus is exhausted.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 11, 2018, 06:29:58 AM
I've got blisters on my fingers
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 12, 2018, 05:42:45 AM
You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 12, 2018, 05:58:24 AM
Gypsies tramps and thieves.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 12, 2018, 02:58:00 PM
Watching Scotty Grow.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 12, 2018, 11:48:07 PM
Crankshaft!!!!!!!!

You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer...

These seem to go together somehow.
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Also, he may be totally wrong, but he's a dancin' foo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 13, 2018, 03:20:49 AM
One a my legs is shorter than the other and both a my feets too long
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 14, 2018, 12:01:32 AM
One a my legs is shorter than the other and both a my feets too long

That's why you can't remove your snakeskin boots.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 14, 2018, 05:43:39 AM
Bromhidrosis!
 :willy:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 24, 2018, 09:50:22 AM
The early bird may get the worm, but the worm got up even earlier and he was eaten by a flying dinosaur.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 24, 2018, 10:07:56 AM
101 uses for road flares...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 25, 2018, 05:38:13 AM
Primo hoin', right there.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 05, 2018, 05:20:39 PM
It's all about communication until your opinion doesn't match the governing authority. Then it becomes defiance and insubordination, pending review.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 06, 2018, 06:03:06 AM
Eat, drink, and make Mary.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 06, 2018, 06:12:27 AM
squirm
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 07, 2018, 05:43:27 AM
Whose ho are you?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 07, 2018, 06:04:02 AM
Yours.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 07, 2018, 08:05:19 PM
Don't ever change.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 07, 2018, 08:42:15 PM
Except your socks. Definitely change your socks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 08, 2018, 02:14:43 PM
I failed to post on page 100.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 17, 2018, 09:09:37 AM
Llamas make ideal replacements for people who wish alpacas were a bit taller
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2018, 05:43:13 PM
I found a nickel.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 17, 2018, 06:30:21 PM
I lost my virginity.
 :smoking:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2018, 06:49:51 PM
In 1956.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 17, 2018, 07:56:27 PM
I lost my virginity.
 :smoking:

Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
I lost my virginity.
 :smoking:

Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.

What the heck were you doing in the backseat of his parents car?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 17, 2018, 09:57:48 PM
I lost my virginity.
 :smoking:

Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.

What the heck were you doing in the backseat of his parents car?

None of your business, mister.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 20, 2018, 01:53:32 PM
I find the expressions of concern by the British talk show host, Michael Parkinson, regarding Billy Connelly's decline in his "Parkinson's" Disease utterly distasteful, given that Mr Parkinson clearly gave it to him in the first place.


https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/michael-parkinson-is-mistaken-about-billy-connollys-illness-say-friends-hes-in-top-form/ar-BBMak3K?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=spartanntp (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/michael-parkinson-is-mistaken-about-billy-connollys-illness-say-friends-hes-in-top-form/ar-BBMak3K?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=spartanntp)


Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 21, 2018, 05:50:25 PM
Ho you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 21, 2018, 08:08:04 PM
Butter
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 21, 2018, 09:08:15 PM
I wish I had a butler.
That would be sweet.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2018, 05:49:29 AM
Butter
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 22, 2018, 02:37:52 PM
Margarina.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2018, 03:25:33 PM
Butter
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2018, 03:47:47 PM
Parkay?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 22, 2018, 06:10:07 PM
I can't believe it's not butter...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2018, 06:23:00 PM
Tastes like butter, but it's not...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 22, 2018, 07:43:53 PM
Butter
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2018, 08:35:35 PM
Bacon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2018, 08:35:59 PM
Sweet, smoky bacon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 22, 2018, 08:36:22 PM
Food of the Hos.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 23, 2018, 05:37:53 AM
Ban shredded cheese!
Make America grate again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 24, 2018, 04:10:38 PM
Hiya Dave. I can't believe this nonsense is still going on...😀
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 24, 2018, 04:15:25 PM
I miss Dred and Star and Glen and Donna and Fred and Marty and his daughter and JF and his lovely wife and whatshisname who got stopped on the 400 doing 100 so he bought a Connie. Parry Sound was a hoot for a short time.
I also miss the ability to walk more than 100 feet or drink Glenlivet by the quart.
Damn.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 24, 2018, 04:39:36 PM
I miss Dred and Star and Glen and Donna and Fred and Marty and his daughter and JF and his lovely wife and whatshisname who got stopped on the 400 doing 100 so he bought a Connie. Parry Sound was a hoot for a short time.
I also miss the ability to walk more than 100 feet or drink Glenlivet by the quart.
Damn.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 24, 2018, 04:40:51 PM
Double tap??
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: jimmy on August 24, 2018, 08:15:49 PM
Corrine and Helen and Noam
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 25, 2018, 03:21:00 AM
Leann Rymes.

















No it doesn't.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 25, 2018, 07:55:49 AM
Corrine and Helen and Noam
Jeez, I hafta take out my driver's license to remember my birthday (and address and name and...)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:44:29 PM
You can never go home again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
And I'm not going to try
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:45:41 PM
This is just a drive by through the old neighbourhood.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:46:12 PM
It's not the same.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:46:48 PM
Then again neither am I.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:51:19 PM
Noam . Ya that was his name. 100 mph Noam.
I'm buying an old Connie Noam.
And he did.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 29, 2018, 03:52:13 PM
Whatever happened to Fred? He was the funniest sob I think I ever met.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: jimmy on August 29, 2018, 07:42:05 PM
I rode with Fred and Noam a few years back in Hancock NY.

When I see you at the Fall Campout I'll fill you in.  8)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 30, 2018, 09:49:55 AM
Don't forget the doughnuts. 😀
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 30, 2018, 01:12:36 PM
I'm not convinced by all the health messages we are getting these days. My uncle drank heavily and smoked 60 tabs a day and still lived until he was 43.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 30, 2018, 03:41:56 PM
Ok.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 30, 2018, 04:02:46 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 30, 2018, 05:42:28 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 30, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
I'm confused.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 30, 2018, 08:08:49 PM
So everything is normal.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 30, 2018, 08:20:23 PM
There is no normal. Only average.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 31, 2018, 05:36:40 AM
My average is normally down.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 31, 2018, 06:27:33 PM
I am not average. I'm only 70.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 01, 2018, 07:08:02 AM
Life begins at 70 (mph)!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 04, 2018, 10:27:17 AM
Don't tell my kids. They think that I'm an old fart.

Oh wait.....
What was that?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 04, 2018, 11:07:10 AM
They think that I'm an old fart.
No mirrors at your squat?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 04, 2018, 08:07:47 PM
There's someone else living in my medicine cabinet. He looks a bit familiar ..
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 04, 2018, 08:34:23 PM
There's someone else living in my medicine cabinet.
Canada Revenue wants to speak to you...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 04, 2018, 09:13:46 PM
Can a disgruntled person be re-gruntled?
We're they previously just gruntled?

Are you gruntled now?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 05, 2018, 04:29:46 AM
Can a disgruntled person be re-gruntled?
We're they previously just gruntled?

Are you gruntled now?


Hmm......

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 05, 2018, 05:38:17 AM
Magic Eight Ball says "Yes".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 05, 2018, 06:12:11 AM
This magic 8 ball took all my stuff.


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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 05, 2018, 10:36:33 AM
Still got pants?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 16, 2018, 10:57:42 AM
My shoes are too tight, but it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 16, 2018, 11:15:29 AM
Down on my knees in pain.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 16, 2018, 03:11:08 PM
Pick up your Legos first...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 22, 2018, 04:42:38 AM
I asked the vet if I could feed our puppy chocolate? she said no… anyway that was a month ago, Chocolate’s dead now.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 22, 2018, 08:17:30 AM
I got nuttin'.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 13, 2018, 12:31:21 AM
    How does this end?

Well, some people go to heaven, but others go to hell where they are tortured forever in a horrifying apocalyptic wasteland

    No this movie

Shrek marries Fiona
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 13, 2018, 06:23:09 AM
It ain't over 'til the sequels are exhausted.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 13, 2018, 09:41:17 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 13, 2018, 12:55:34 PM
are you ill? Orange and strawberry??????
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 13, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
It's not Marmite.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 13, 2018, 08:06:21 PM
It's not Marmite.

Damning with faint praise.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 14, 2018, 05:44:16 AM
Preferable to hákarl.
(Smells like ammonia, tastes like fish...)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 25, 2019, 01:23:23 PM
Today I will be hosting a book sale until the librarians notice
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 25, 2019, 01:32:34 PM
Conan the Librarian?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 14, 2019, 08:33:55 PM
Why isn't a female bulldog a cowbitch?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2019, 11:42:33 AM
How do you sleep?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 15, 2019, 01:25:33 PM
How do you sleep?

On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 15, 2019, 04:16:57 PM
I always suspected so...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 23, 2019, 03:45:04 AM
If you want to improve your chances of being on local news as the person who found the body - get a dog.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 13, 2019, 01:42:48 AM
If none of you have seen Fleabag yet-watch it. There's a mere two (short) series and it's the best thing that's been on TV for a very long time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleabag
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 13, 2019, 02:13:50 AM
Ghosts.

Usually angry, hard to understand & so white you can see through them.









Ghosts are just Scottish people who are in the wrong house
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 13, 2019, 02:14:50 AM
The worst thing about letting the cat out of the bag is all the awkward questions about why you have a bag full of cats in the first place.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 13, 2019, 02:21:30 AM
Angel: "What have you done to this duck?"

God: "I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH"

Angel: "WHY?!"

God: "I CALL IT A GOOSE"

Angel: "WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME?"

God: *downing another jager bomb* "FUCK YOU"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: bungie4 on April 13, 2019, 11:18:21 AM
[god creating bees]
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
“WTF.”
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: bungie4 on April 13, 2019, 11:20:25 AM
ah hell.. one more!

[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 13, 2019, 09:19:18 PM
God made a passel o' turkeys.
They all "drive" SUVs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 24, 2019, 12:54:24 PM
Why religion (and priests) still have a place in society

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48039266 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48039266)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 29, 2019, 03:23:06 PM
five monkeys were placed in a room with a banana at the top of a set of stairs. As one monkey attempted to climb the stairs, all of the monkeys were sprayed with jets of cold water. A second monkey made an attempt and again the monkeys were sprayed. No more monkeys attempted to climb the stairs. One of the monkeys was then removed from the room and replaced with a new monkey. New monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs but to its surprise, it was attacked by the other monkeys. Another of the original monkeys was replaced and the newcomer was also attacked when he attempted to climb the stairs. The previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Replacing a third original monkey with a new one, it headed for the stairs and was attacked as well. Half of the monkeys that attacked him had no idea why. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, none had ever been sprayed with cold water but all stayed the fuck away from the stairs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 01, 2019, 12:49:25 PM
Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and Papa's monkey.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 01, 2019, 01:07:34 PM
my monkey doesn't like stairs
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 01, 2019, 07:43:07 PM
I prefer illuminated elevator buttons too.
 :smiley_thumb:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 25, 2019, 01:45:06 PM
The typo perils of the O and P being next to each other on a keyboard become apparent when claiming that what the world really needs is more heroes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on May 25, 2019, 05:42:57 PM
So, if you're like me you may occasionally view an "adult video" or two on your phone.
Pro Tip:
Verify that your phone is NOT connected to the Bluetooth system outside by the pool BEFORE watching said "adult videos".
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 25, 2019, 06:33:24 PM

Pro Tip:

TWSS
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2019, 02:26:50 AM
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2019, 06:13:22 AM
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
Behold the expanse of the Wandering Mind.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Bounce on June 01, 2019, 09:38:20 AM
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
Behold the expanse of the Wandering Mind.

I liked The Expanse TV series enough that I'm now listening to the audiobook versions of the series. The first one was more than 20 hours long.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 02, 2019, 05:29:27 AM
My weather is bi-polar.
 >:(
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 15, 2019, 02:11:25 AM
Saw Lab in river, appearing to struggle. Whining etc. Mention to owner.


“He’s always doing this. Bloody drama queen. Joe! Put your feet down!”


Labrador looks sheepish, and STANDS UP IN WATER WHICH COMES UP TO KNEES
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 15, 2019, 05:39:04 AM
That there's some fine ho'in.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:02:32 PM
So was the original thought
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:02:53 PM
of this otherwise nonsensical thread
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:03:11 PM
simply to provide an opportunity
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:03:34 PM
to increase one's posting status?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:03:49 PM
If so,
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:04:10 PM
then this may have to do.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:04:27 PM
Because I'm not so very witty
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 17, 2019, 03:04:32 PM
Potato.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 17, 2019, 03:04:52 PM
Postus interuptus
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:05:06 PM
to reply with on-point zingers.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:05:45 PM
I see that Cookie is having fun.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:07:04 PM
Fun rhymes with run.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:07:18 PM
And now I have to run.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 17, 2019, 03:07:36 PM
So my fun is done.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 17, 2019, 03:09:22 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 17, 2019, 04:07:39 PM
Mmm...tacos.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 17, 2019, 04:28:53 PM
I got nuthin'.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 17, 2019, 04:50:55 PM
Prostitutes are easy
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 17, 2019, 05:07:27 PM
Cash is king.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 18, 2019, 04:34:01 AM
Scotzilla had a great story about a Russian hooker and five bananas.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 01:21:15 PM
A long winter ago, I broke open a spare garage door clicker and wired a push button to my Little Red Ninja's dash.

When stopped for gas on a group ride last year, I came out of the building to see another rider looking closely at my Little Red Ninja.  He had noticed my IBA plates, and remarked that he hadn't ever done an IBA ride even though he rides a big touring BMW.  He asked about some of the equipment on the bike, and guessed correctly about the button for the heated grips.  He then asked about the push button for my garage door clicker, and seemed amazed by it.  I just responded by saying, "What, you mean that your Beemer didn't come with a garage door clicker?"

There had already been some (light-hearted) trash talking between the BMW and Harley riders, so this fit right in.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 01:29:22 PM
Some serious post ho-ing above. Respect.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 01:33:54 PM
Once upon a time I was at a gas station in full Power Ranger gear, when an elderly woman approached and proceeded to tell me about everyone she had ever known who was injured or died within 500 feet of a motorcycle.  I was raised to be respective of the elderly, and couldn't seem to break the conversation despite pointing out my helmet and armor, and my own grey hair, as indicia of my safety.  Finally, her elderly husband came over and hustled her to their car.

Not funny, just weird.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 01:45:10 PM
Another once upon a time, I was riding on the Blue Ridge Parkway and stopped at a rest area. A gent and his friend were waiting for more friends for a group ride. One of the guys rode a mid to early 70s BMW which he had from new.  We talked a bit about old bikes, and I took off my helmet to let the breeze through my greying hair.  I don't know what triggered it, but despite the fact that I was clearly not a teenager, was wearing full Power Ranger gear, and was riding a bike packed high with luggage, he proceeded to lambast me as if I had been squidding and stunting instead of just touring.  While I was trying to change the subject and arguing that I wasn't a squid, his buddy spotted my IBA tags and hold the guy to knock it off and that I knew what I was doing.

Again, not funny, just weird.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:02:21 PM
more to come? (dy)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:06:46 PM
Thrice upon a trip out west, I came across people riding odd bike choices for long distances.  I think all of this occurred in Colorado.

There were two brothers from Ohio on little Yammie dualsports.  They told me that they just avoided interstates and stuck to backroads.

There were two cousins, one from the east coast--possibly Boston--and the other from Seattle or Portland.  They were each on supersports, but kept each day's riding fairly short.

And there was a young couple from SoCal.  They were taking a week to ride to NY on some late 70s or early 80s UJMs.  They were moving, and they had the week's time before the furniture delivery was scheduled.

Not funny, and not necessarily weird.  Just unusual.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:10:06 PM
They were the undead heroes.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:11:13 PM
I like Baxter. He (it/ she?) allows me more freedom than my other masters.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:16:21 PM
They were the undead heroes.

I long to see a herd of Groms running in their natural habitat.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:20:40 PM
Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:22:39 PM
I like Baxter. He (it/ she?) allows me more freedom than my other masters.

Study the words of Bob the SubGenius, for retirement is the ultimate Slack.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:24:10 PM
Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.

Are you talking about me?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:24:49 PM
Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.

Are you talking about me?


possibly
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:27:55 PM
Can anyone tell that my Little Red Ninja is resting in her new garage 800 miles away, and that I have a bad case of PMS?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:28:40 PM
no.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:28:59 PM
That's Parked Motorcycle Syndrome.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:29:23 PM
The following error or errors occurred while posting this message:
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:29:48 PM
no.

Good.  Let's keep it a secret.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:31:17 PM
The following error or errors occurred while posting this message:
The message body was left empty.

Ok, I can accept that I broke the internet, but I never thought I'd break Papa.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:32:48 PM
I'll sue.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:33:12 PM
If I keep this up, I'll soon be at 100 posts.  Is there a prize?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:33:23 PM
I'll sew
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:33:36 PM
No again.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 19, 2019, 02:33:47 PM
Get a room.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:33:59 PM
I'll Sue
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 19, 2019, 02:34:03 PM
Don't blame yourself, Baxter, Papa was already pretty bent when we got him, I'm not surprised he finally snapped.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:34:25 PM
Fecking Cookie
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:35:32 PM
Cookie can't ride proper bikes-he hasn't got a Guzzi
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:36:16 PM
Don't blame yourself, Baxter, Papa was already pretty bent when we got him, I'm not surprised he finally snapped.

I do charge, you know.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
I'll Sue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:38:39 PM
Rebecca says I need to buy ant poison this weekend.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:38:59 PM
I like ants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:40:14 PM
924 Guests, 57 Users (90 Spiders)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:42:58 PM
Rebecca says I need to buy ant poison this weekend.

Terro seems to work well.  But why does Rebecca want to poison Scott Lang?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2019, 02:44:31 PM
because
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:46:02 PM
The last movie wasn't that bad.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:50:37 PM
It's almost time for my afternoon nap.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 02:54:52 PM
Now it is time for my afternoon nap. Good night.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 19, 2019, 04:43:57 PM
I woke up from my nap in time for cocktail hour.  But that's a different thread, isn't it?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 20, 2019, 04:34:31 PM
No nap today.  Just going straight to cocktail hour.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:40:06 PM
 Baxter appears to be raising his post count.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:40:24 PM
Up to 116 and counting!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:41:02 PM
Isn't that cute!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:41:50 PM
Sorry Baxter, you have a long road to ho.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:42:05 PM
Pah dum pum...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:42:54 PM
TSH!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 20, 2019, 04:43:35 PM
Thank you, keep those cards and letters coming.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 20, 2019, 08:48:18 PM
Thank you, keep those cards and letters coming.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 21, 2019, 05:30:11 AM
I concur.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 21, 2019, 08:06:57 AM
You must be French Canadian.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 21, 2019, 11:54:02 AM
Irish, but who's counting.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 21, 2019, 12:44:16 PM
Irish, but who's counting.

"Irish those days could come back once more"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 21, 2019, 12:50:02 PM
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tories to my core
Now I'm of a gentler age
I hate the fuckers even more
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 21, 2019, 08:11:39 PM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 23, 2019, 11:55:14 AM
Good morning!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 23, 2019, 11:56:04 AM
Time to start posting some good nonsense.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 23, 2019, 12:00:56 PM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 23, 2019, 12:02:37 PM
I guess nobody's home.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 23, 2019, 01:21:44 PM
Bananas are not a vegetable.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 23, 2019, 01:30:04 PM
Banana's a berry.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 23, 2019, 02:01:13 PM
berry berry good in cereal.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 23, 2019, 05:18:58 PM
Beriberi can kill you.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 23, 2019, 05:33:54 PM
Ken Berry was in F-Troop.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 23, 2019, 05:51:45 PM
Marion Berry was a crackhead.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: jimmy on June 23, 2019, 06:13:52 PM
Franken Berry Stool
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 23, 2019, 06:26:23 PM
Speaking of bananas,

Jimmy The Banana ladies and gentlemen,

Jimmy The Banana!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 23, 2019, 06:39:24 PM
Bit o' Tart.
 :naughty:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 23, 2019, 06:49:21 PM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."


Benny Hill?

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 24, 2019, 09:38:01 AM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?


National Lampoon.. try to keep up son...   :augie:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 24, 2019, 09:39:13 AM
"Flyer you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 24, 2019, 04:55:52 PM
Only one!?!
 :fitz:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 24, 2019, 04:58:17 PM
You am an writer?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 24, 2019, 07:04:51 PM
Only one!?!
 :fitz:


 George C Scott quote from the movie Patton..... probably before your time there young fella'

 :rolleyes:   
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 24, 2019, 07:17:35 PM
HA!
I remember why Wimpy could never be found on a Tuesday...
 :gerg:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 25, 2019, 10:34:08 AM
HA, I've eaten at a Wimpy Bar in New Brighton and I wouldn't even pay you Tuesday for one, fekkin' disgusting!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 25, 2019, 12:24:41 PM
My appetite sufficiently whetted, I now require pie.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on June 26, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?


National Lampoon.. try to keep up son...   :augie:

But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on June 26, 2019, 03:32:27 PM
My bananas don't fit!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: jimmy on June 26, 2019, 04:06:49 PM
If it don't fit, don't force it
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 27, 2019, 05:25:52 AM
MORE LUBE, STAT!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 27, 2019, 10:25:42 AM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?


National Lampoon.. try to keep up son...   :augie:

But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.


As I recall the young lady with boxing gloves was much more delightful.... :naughty:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 27, 2019, 02:25:16 PM
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?


National Lampoon.. try to keep up son...   :augie:

But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.


As I recall the young lady with boxing gloves was much more delightful.... :naughty:
You have a good remembry.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 27, 2019, 02:59:25 PM
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Therefore, for your own safety and verification, please complete the bottom of this form and return it with your debit card to the safety manager at the following address:
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Best wishes
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IMPORTANT: The PIN number of for verification porposes only and will destroyed immediately upon a rival. Your private details will not be compromised at any time.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 27, 2019, 07:35:20 PM
It's just a "precushion"...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on June 28, 2019, 06:56:27 PM
Boy! you're lucky they caught that!


 :smiley_thumb:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 29, 2019, 05:17:06 AM
Send him a buck.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 29, 2019, 10:45:18 AM
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/barclays-debit-card-setting-fire-16507315?fbclid=IwAR15UJNPDkEo5wUFouZuOX4f076FHFhMWi7QzDxYM033E1tbiYlTV9lmkGY (https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/barclays-debit-card-setting-fire-16507315?fbclid=IwAR15UJNPDkEo5wUFouZuOX4f076FHFhMWi7QzDxYM033E1tbiYlTV9lmkGY)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 01, 2019, 01:32:44 PM
Another one not good enough for the weird news thread. Man fails to go to work. BECAUSE HE'S FECKING DEAD. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-48829370 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-48829370)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 01, 2019, 03:59:31 PM
She said: “My son is five months old, but if he was old enough, he would probably be upset.”
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 13, 2019, 02:41:26 PM
 I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 13, 2019, 05:39:44 PM
I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
You need a tattoo of that.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on July 18, 2019, 06:41:25 PM
I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 18, 2019, 07:04:00 PM
We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!

Papa is still a stale biscuit.

Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.


Some whacknut made me a mod.


Clay is a duck.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 18, 2019, 07:04:22 PM
I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
That’s an old avatar...
 :couch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 18, 2019, 07:04:43 PM
We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!

Papa is still a stale biscuit.

Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.


Some whacknut made me a mod.


Clay is a duck.

All accurate.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on July 19, 2019, 09:29:07 AM

That’s an old avatar...
 :couch:
[/quote]

Hell man I have Windows 10. I can't figure out how to do almost anything and I have trouble using my Android cell phone. I'm pretty good with a 1965 Plymouth car radio though. ON: Push button. Make louder: Turn button. Change station: Rotate other knob.

Seriously I can't get a photo from my phone onto my computer. I just spent half an hour trying.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on July 19, 2019, 11:10:48 AM
Email it to yourself.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 20, 2019, 05:08:17 AM
All the best Hos are sleeping.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 20, 2019, 05:08:47 AM
Now is my chance to shine!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 20, 2019, 05:09:13 AM
Where’s my shoe polish?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 11, 2019, 02:59:24 PM
Old telephone directories make great address books. Simply cross out the names of all the people you don’t know.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 11, 2019, 06:33:31 PM
Impeccable logic for shut-ins.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 11, 2019, 09:32:59 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 12, 2019, 05:29:12 AM
Quote from: coho
Nun sacciu, nun vidi, nun ceru e si ceru durmiv.
If you say that backwards, it sounds like “Paul is dead”.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 12, 2019, 10:01:54 AM
I miss El Kabong
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 12, 2019, 12:34:50 PM
BaBa Louie is still alive, but he can’t renew his green card, so he’s out of work.
 :shrug:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 16, 2019, 01:28:04 PM
honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since (Scottish quote off Twitter)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 17, 2019, 04:04:11 PM
Very Ho-ish.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2019, 06:44:18 PM
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, love shack, love shack yeah
I'm headin' down the atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the love shack
I got me a chrysler, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
A love shack baby
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause love rules at the love shack
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack, baby
Love shack, baby
Love shack, that's where it's at
Love shack, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack
Hop in my chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
A love shack baby
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Love shack, baby love shack (baby that's where it's at)
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
You're what?
Tin roof
Rusted!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Skee on August 17, 2019, 07:26:35 PM
Only Jason Bourne could smash into a van door with the front wheel of a motorcycle and knock a guy’s head through the window, and the ride the bike up and down a few flights of stairs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 17, 2019, 07:40:39 PM
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen.
-David Thorne
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 17, 2019, 07:44:20 PM
Currently watching The Bourne Ultimatum.

Long live the queen.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on August 17, 2019, 08:35:34 PM
Long live the queen.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 17, 2019, 09:25:10 PM
There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on August 17, 2019, 09:58:16 PM
There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?

Not very far....  as long as you feed the hound he'll still love you
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 18, 2019, 05:12:37 AM
There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?
Depends.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 18, 2019, 05:28:45 AM
In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 18, 2019, 08:04:35 AM
Ice nine freeze pops.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on August 18, 2019, 10:17:07 AM
In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.

I don't know you. Never heard of you. And no, I'm not coming over for dinner.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 18, 2019, 11:26:41 AM
In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.

I don't know you. Never heard of you. And no, I'm not coming over for dinner.

I'm getting short of friends. Go on. Come over.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 30, 2019, 01:47:10 AM
100% of criminals were once children. Eliminate children, eliminate crime.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 30, 2019, 05:43:23 AM
Love to love ya, Baby.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on August 30, 2019, 09:15:08 AM
Jeffery Dahmer's mom said she didn't like his friends, he told her that was OK, just eat the vegetables instead.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on August 30, 2019, 01:10:36 PM
It isn't easy for White Supremacists, being the only group of people who are discriminated against on the basis of the colour of other people's skin.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 31, 2019, 03:09:00 PM
Pull the bed-clothes over your head, and breathe deeply.
That’s reality.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on August 31, 2019, 07:27:35 PM
🦆
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on August 31, 2019, 08:54:04 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 01, 2019, 11:35:37 AM
get to understand paranoid people better, by following them around and observing them.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 01, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
There's one now.
 :couch:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 02, 2019, 04:20:31 PM
I worry about the possibility if becoming paranoid.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 02, 2019, 04:38:18 PM
Mom says,
Don’t worry.
Be happy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 02, 2019, 04:41:02 PM
By the time I arrived, it was too late. I was already gone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 02, 2019, 07:57:24 PM
Who's there?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 02, 2019, 08:00:53 PM
Do you check for toilet spiders every time?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 03, 2019, 12:55:16 AM
Do you check for toilet spiders every time?

Sixty percent of the time I check every time.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 03, 2019, 03:12:00 AM
Math skills are dependent on the need to be accurate in your calculations.

In addition to that, the need to be accurate in your calculations, is directly correlated to your ability to perform said skills.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 03, 2019, 05:11:35 AM
I was away that day.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 03, 2019, 06:40:40 AM
Approximately
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 03, 2019, 08:13:53 AM
Two of one 11 of the other.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 03, 2019, 06:54:57 PM
Three falls outta five.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 07, 2019, 08:44:32 AM
x% of y = y% of x
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 07, 2019, 09:00:51 AM
Nada
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 07, 2019, 11:55:29 AM
Yeah, my “brain” says “No”.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 07, 2019, 01:14:46 PM
Are “no” and “zero” the same?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 07, 2019, 03:50:35 PM
Sally got married to a rock musician who came from California.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 07, 2019, 08:12:10 PM
Bianca Andreescu rocks.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 07, 2019, 08:13:05 PM
More than hot tub
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 08, 2019, 06:05:06 AM
Warm, steeped Homo sapiens.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 08, 2019, 06:48:59 AM
Soggy tea bags
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 08, 2019, 09:08:11 AM
So many bubbles.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 08, 2019, 12:23:43 PM
Effervescence in the medulla again?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 08, 2019, 04:11:15 PM
Farted in the hot tub?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 08, 2019, 04:42:00 PM
https://youtu.be/bJuufmjOQZs
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 08, 2019, 06:12:38 PM
Not The Sounds of Silence
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 09, 2019, 05:30:27 AM
Play “Foggy Mountain”!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 10, 2019, 06:57:13 AM
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)

now, look at the pictures of what's inside...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: jimmy on September 10, 2019, 07:06:21 AM
^^^Good luck with your sale!  8)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on September 10, 2019, 08:00:50 AM
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)

now, look at the pictures of what's inside...

Interesting style. 
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 10, 2019, 11:21:41 AM
Bird
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: thatguy on September 10, 2019, 11:40:23 AM
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)

now, look at the pictures of what's inside...

Beautiful place. is that all inclusive? Furniture and all?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 11, 2019, 05:15:53 AM
How much for the boat-tail Buick in the carport?
 :burnout:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 11, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Sis fiddy
Title: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Stripes on September 11, 2019, 08:24:26 AM
No longer available. :/ :(
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 11, 2019, 11:50:45 AM
Me neither.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 11, 2019, 09:29:46 PM
Marriage does that.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 12, 2019, 05:09:43 AM
Anybody seen my mind?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2019, 06:10:52 AM
It's probably with my Bandit key.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2019, 06:11:03 AM
Long gone.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 12, 2019, 10:40:17 AM
Long term.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 12, 2019, 10:49:15 AM
I need to mow my long
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2019, 11:01:21 AM
Your long what?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 12, 2019, 04:33:44 PM
Who?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 12, 2019, 05:33:34 PM
First base.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 12, 2019, 06:47:03 PM
I don’t give a damn
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 12, 2019, 07:19:06 PM
He's the shortstop.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 12, 2019, 09:18:51 PM
They’re called “Little People”.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 13, 2019, 01:37:55 PM
My all-time favourite comedy skit. It’s so brilliant that in 100 years it will still be hilarious.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 13, 2019, 01:42:03 PM
But no #9
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 13, 2019, 09:18:16 PM
Nine-nine!
Nine-nine!
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 15, 2019, 03:36:27 AM
Tomato paste is made of tomatoes, chicken paste out of chicken, toothpaste-I'll leave it to you to join the dots...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on September 16, 2019, 08:47:49 PM
I haven't posted on this thread for a while.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on September 16, 2019, 08:48:42 PM
Tomato paste is made of tomatoes, chicken paste out of chicken, toothpaste-I'll leave it to you to join the dots...

Thanks for that one.  I'm gonna steal it and use it on some young'uns this weekend.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 16, 2019, 09:13:30 PM
What is used to make toilet paper?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 17, 2019, 05:43:44 AM
And it's been doing just fine thank you very much. Don't break it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 17, 2019, 09:24:32 AM
I had one of those too but the wheels fell off.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 18, 2019, 05:16:18 AM
You shoulda used a touque wench.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on September 18, 2019, 06:30:31 AM
Moi and syrop d’erable avec my tuque...and the bolts never fall off.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 18, 2019, 05:19:22 PM
Now you’re cookin’
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 18, 2019, 05:23:17 PM
Tights right, too tights broken.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 18, 2019, 05:26:22 PM
I’m scared of yoga pants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 18, 2019, 05:30:09 PM
Feta feta feta!!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 18, 2019, 08:46:31 PM
OPAH!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on September 20, 2019, 09:02:30 PM
How gluten sensitive a person is is directly proportional to how much they spent at Lululemon last year.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 23, 2019, 05:06:35 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 23, 2019, 05:25:47 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling


I am not wearing pants.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 23, 2019, 06:14:42 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling


I am not wearing pants.

poor shed
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 23, 2019, 06:30:28 AM
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Pamela.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 23, 2019, 03:11:23 PM
Aunt Arthur had one in his basement.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on September 23, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
Bea Arthur had droopy boobs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on September 23, 2019, 07:15:07 PM
Arthur Godfrey had man boobs.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on October 15, 2019, 03:23:50 PM
Quantum mechanics, the dreams stuff is made of.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 15, 2019, 08:33:33 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling

I never can pass this posting without thinking of Samwise's discussion about potatoes with Gollum in the LOTR movies.  That's the voice I hear the instructions being given to the stable boy.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 19, 2019, 12:28:10 AM
Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 23, 2019, 03:10:56 PM
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 23, 2019, 04:17:38 PM
My wife complains that I snore.  I'm not snoring, I'm just dreaming that I'm a motorcycle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 23, 2019, 05:03:58 PM
More of a random thought:

Earth must have been discovered by space aliens, and they are secretly here and manipulating us.  Otherwise, why would every motorcycle come with a Romulan Cloaking Device that can't be turned off?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on October 24, 2019, 11:13:04 AM
How many grains of sand are there on the planet?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on October 24, 2019, 11:54:01 AM
How many grains of sand are there on the planet?

35,036. they actually float just above the ground so that the planet spins beneath them like a record player. All the sand you see is just the same grains in an apparently different place, except the ones that fell off the edge of the earth and float around in space. Those reflect moonlight at night like the sequins on Wayne Newtons Tux. That's why they're called "stars"
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on October 24, 2019, 03:53:50 PM
You’re a songwriter?
Cool. Can I have a copy of your next VHS tape?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 24, 2019, 03:55:38 PM
Bingo was his name-OH!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 25, 2019, 05:52:42 AM
Chocolate.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on October 30, 2019, 10:24:49 AM
If you go to a low carb / no processed sugars diet, after a while milk chocolate tastes disgusting.

Dark chocolate tastes like what chocolate is supposed to taste like. The processed sugars and carbs in milk chocolate, and everything else for that matter, mask your taste buds.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 30, 2019, 03:53:27 PM
I'm still trying to figure out 42.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 30, 2019, 04:48:25 PM
It's a bust.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 30, 2019, 05:45:09 PM
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on October 30, 2019, 07:39:23 PM
We’re really good at this.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 30, 2019, 07:49:53 PM
Twenty seven acorns in a cup.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 30, 2019, 08:34:24 PM
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on October 31, 2019, 02:25:56 PM
You’re wrong.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 31, 2019, 02:39:21 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on October 31, 2019, 03:23:40 PM
For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on October 31, 2019, 06:09:26 PM
Dolfins invented the wheel?
And New York City?
Cool.
Let’s ask them to figure out pi.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on October 31, 2019, 06:32:40 PM
Native American dolphins at that.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 01, 2019, 05:48:53 AM
Someone said pie?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on November 01, 2019, 09:37:22 AM
Never mind pie, what about boiled eggs?

The perfect boiled egg requires an instatap set to 190*f to fill the pan, just covering the eggs. Bring to a boil for 4 minutes, you need to be observant because it has to be 4 minutes from start of boil, IE: bubbles BEGIN to rise, through a good rolling boil. At the 4 minute mark, remove from heat, drain and place under a running tap as cold as you can get it. Let the water run over the eggs until your significant other get's up and turns the water off because it annoys her/him and let sit. Conversely you can dump a few cups of ice over the eggs if your ice maker has a few cubes available and let that sit. The point is to remove as much heat as quickly as possible.

Following this procedure should give you an egg with a firm white and runny to starting to coagulate yolk. Use an egg cup, demitasse spoon and peck around the outside about a third of the way down, remove the cap, add  a goodly amount of salt and pepper and enjoy your perfect boiled egg.

If perhaps you want to dip toast fingers into the yolk like a civilized person then go just under 4 minutes for a firm white/ runny yolk combo. 

 :smiley_thumb:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 01, 2019, 02:15:17 PM
Put an egg in the freezer the night before. Cut it into four. Fry.
























(It's not really worth the effort)
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on November 01, 2019, 03:38:23 PM
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 01, 2019, 05:47:45 PM
The perfect boiled egg requires an instatap set to 190*f to fill the pan, just covering the eggs. Bring to a boil for 4 minutes, you need to be observant because it has to be 4 minutes from start of boil, IE: bubbles BEGIN to rise, through a good rolling boil. At the 4 minute mark, remove from heat, drain and place under a running tap as cold as you can get it. Let the water run over the eggs until your significant other get's up and turns the water off because it annoys her/him and let sit. Conversely you can dump a few cups of ice over the eggs if your ice maker has a few cubes available and let that sit. The point is to remove as much heat as quickly as possible.

Following this procedure should give you an egg with a firm white and runny to starting to coagulate yolk. Use an egg cup, demitasse spoon and peck around the outside about a third of the way down, remove the cap, add  a goodly amount of salt and pepper and enjoy your perfect boiled egg.

If perhaps you want to dip toast fingers into the yolk like a civilized person then go just under 4 minutes for a firm white/ runny yolk combo. 

 :smiley_thumb:

How much ketchup per egg?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 01, 2019, 09:30:32 PM
Well, I’ve never been to Spain,
But I kinda like the music.
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it…
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 01, 2019, 10:08:30 PM
Well, I’ve never been to Spain,
But I kinda like the music.
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it…
Down in France
The girls are all salty, the boys are all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
And they piss in the street.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 02, 2019, 07:51:27 AM
I am The Queen of England.
I l...
nevermind
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 02, 2019, 02:41:19 PM
It is now November 2019. Blade Runner still isn't happening.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on November 03, 2019, 02:18:57 PM
At the great risk of having actually seen this at this forum previously:

I grew me hair down to me toes
Now I don't wear no clothes
I wraps me hairs
around me bares
And down the road I goes
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 03, 2019, 03:02:35 PM
You all bore me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 03, 2019, 04:12:30 PM
You all bore me.

Hush.
Finish your paste. Do you have enough paint chips?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 03, 2019, 05:56:34 PM
dip
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: bedlamite on November 03, 2019, 06:01:13 PM
You all bore me.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 03, 2019, 06:23:00 PM
Heck fire.
I bore me.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 03, 2019, 07:37:50 PM
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Post by: coho on November 03, 2019, 08:20:38 PM
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Post by: Cookie on November 03, 2019, 08:34:24 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 03, 2019, 09:00:25 PM
I can't think of anything else that comes in a sack.
You win.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 04, 2019, 05:36:24 AM
How about a sack of shoes?
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 04, 2019, 06:10:03 AM
Sacagawea

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Post by: coho on November 04, 2019, 10:32:58 AM
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Post by: Flyer on November 04, 2019, 06:48:27 PM
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Post by: coho on November 05, 2019, 11:02:06 AM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on November 05, 2019, 01:07:39 PM
The LL Bean catalog arrived today. Which reminded me that a couple of their flannel shirts I bought about 15 years ago are defective and need to be returned. It seems that they've shrunk around the middle.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 05, 2019, 04:55:01 PM
It’s dark in here
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 05, 2019, 05:41:13 PM
DST Sucks goat scrote.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 06, 2019, 04:47:16 AM
“Gimme an EFF”...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 06, 2019, 03:19:59 PM
why is Bubbles being David Hockney plus a cat?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 06, 2019, 03:35:39 PM
Turquoise turtles.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: stevent on November 07, 2019, 09:45:40 AM
Cold and foggy this morning, and the windshield was frozen. And they changed the clocks back an hour the other day so it's dark 5 minutes after I get home. How tedious...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 08, 2019, 02:35:23 AM
Llamas make ideal substitutes for people who wish alpacas were a bit taller
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 08, 2019, 01:19:53 PM
I just got back from what I assume is my last ride of the season. The fact that I had to ride over snow and ice on our road is being taken as a sign.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 08, 2019, 02:05:59 PM
Quitter!
 :lol:
(Keep hope alive).
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 15, 2019, 11:21:58 AM
My wife and I have decided we don't want to have children.























We will be telling them tonight.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on November 17, 2019, 12:32:00 AM
It's nice out tonight.
Guess I should leave it out.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 17, 2019, 03:51:00 AM
I don't think this is a very good idea. I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 17, 2019, 05:12:45 AM
I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
Spill!
We could use the comic relief.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 17, 2019, 05:29:43 AM
I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
Spill!
We could use the comic relief.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 17, 2019, 11:43:23 AM
I see no “regret” in your pictures.
Only “possibility”.
 :burnout:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on November 17, 2019, 12:09:23 PM
😁
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 18, 2019, 05:52:44 AM
Ho to you too.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 27, 2019, 07:55:31 AM
Over a week without a post! What’s the problem Dave?
Pen out of ink?
Away on vacation in Antarctica?
Can’t find the eraser?
Too busy building a path to the barge?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 27, 2019, 01:56:24 PM
cats are not mentioned once in the Bible.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 27, 2019, 02:10:46 PM
Neither is Australia
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on November 27, 2019, 02:13:00 PM
But I’m told that Harley’s are quoted several times.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on November 27, 2019, 04:34:41 PM

Can’t find the eraser?

Can't find my glasses...until I find my glasses...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 13, 2019, 02:19:32 AM
The last captive Carolina parakeet died in the same cage that the last passenger pigeon had died in four years earlier.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on December 13, 2019, 03:30:30 PM
JujuTrue story:

The Port Hope Skeet Shooting Club is located RIGHT NEXT DOOR to


The Port Hope Homing Pigeon Club.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Eh2zed on December 13, 2019, 03:31:35 PM
The entrances are 400’ apart.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 13, 2019, 07:16:34 PM
Some people like muffins exclusively. I for one care less for them.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 13, 2019, 07:32:16 PM
I appreciate a well executed muffin, but I don't usually go out of my way for them.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 13, 2019, 08:42:26 PM
Properly trimmed, a muffin is a thing of beauty!
Eh.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on December 29, 2019, 06:55:51 PM
End of year confession: For more than 15 years, both here and at .net, whenever I see the Song Titles thread my brain tells me it says Song Titties. My brain is an idiot.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 30, 2019, 05:14:58 AM
What do males who were not breast fed obsess about?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 30, 2019, 05:20:41 AM
Booze bottles.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on December 30, 2019, 05:28:39 AM
Thanks Mom...
 :bigsmile:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on December 30, 2019, 05:47:35 AM
Yup.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 06, 2020, 07:21:01 PM
What is the sound of one cheek twerking?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 07, 2020, 05:19:21 AM
What colour is the air on your planet?
 :confused:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2020, 06:17:22 AM
Silver and gold, silver and gold...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 07, 2020, 01:14:41 PM
Silver and gold, silver and gold...
I hear hippie music...
https://youtu.be/WCIFP1DFDDg
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 12, 2020, 06:53:34 PM
I miss Ed. It's his birthday, you know.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 12, 2020, 07:22:07 PM
We haven’t heard from him since his last birthday.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 26, 2020, 08:21:57 PM
Science doesn't know everything.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 26, 2020, 08:22:49 PM
Science knows it doesn't know everything.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 26, 2020, 08:23:27 PM
Otherwise it would stop.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on January 26, 2020, 08:24:00 PM
- Dara O'Briain
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on January 26, 2020, 10:15:03 PM
Weather is going to be in the mid 50's, so I am riding into work tomorrow maybe step out a bit early for a long ride to Santa Cruz and back after work.
 Better bring along the cleaning stuff for the visor, salt is a bitch to see through.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 27, 2020, 04:02:38 AM
Can I have some cheese please?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 27, 2020, 04:58:53 AM
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 27, 2020, 05:22:18 AM
That good squeaky kind you make.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 27, 2020, 11:08:21 AM
Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on January 27, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
You fried us up some cheese for breakfast once that was just wonderful.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on January 27, 2020, 03:54:21 PM
Halloumi.
(Some people will eat anything...)
  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Meemuh on January 27, 2020, 05:52:55 PM
Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?

Is great on toast
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on January 27, 2020, 09:23:27 PM
Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?

Is great on toast

and will not fling off of rat traps = reusable cheese
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 10, 2020, 10:04:34 AM
my spider was eaten by a sheep
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2020, 02:24:47 PM
My sheep was, in turn, eaten with mint sauce.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 10, 2020, 02:57:15 PM
mint sauce ate my hamster
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 10, 2020, 02:57:54 PM
Godzilla ate my hamster's sheep with mint sauce.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 10, 2020, 04:00:29 PM
No it didn't. Godzilla is a vegan.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 10, 2020, 04:03:08 PM
Point, Lazarou.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2020, 04:04:01 PM
Where have all the carnivores gone...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2020, 04:06:17 PM
Point, Lazarou.

He's no longer pointless.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on February 10, 2020, 05:23:52 PM
Point, Lazarou.

He's no longer pointless.

Most conversations here tend to be though.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 10, 2020, 09:01:16 PM
Well daaaaa.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 11, 2020, 01:12:15 AM
my work here is done
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on February 11, 2020, 02:11:54 PM
Better take up another one
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 11, 2020, 03:41:47 PM
what's the salary?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: SuperHans on February 11, 2020, 05:08:49 PM
You pay us.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 11, 2020, 05:16:35 PM
BUCK BUCK NUMBER ONE, COME ON!!!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 11, 2020, 06:04:49 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 14, 2020, 08:46:33 AM
Ho's be hibernating.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on February 14, 2020, 08:46:46 PM
Better get slingin that jack, before they movin on back
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 14, 2020, 09:24:01 PM
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man,
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 14, 2020, 10:34:32 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 17, 2020, 03:31:31 PM
Jump headlong into "Random Acts Of Kindness" day by telling your line manager that they have a lovely arse
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 17, 2020, 05:18:28 PM
Add water, makes it's own sauce.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 18, 2020, 05:50:26 AM
A spoonful of medicine makes the sugar taste shitty.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 18, 2020, 12:36:39 PM
KMG365
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 18, 2020, 04:27:49 PM
KMG365

BAAAAP BOOP BEEEEEEP!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 19, 2020, 05:29:19 AM
BR-549
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Post by: Cookie on February 19, 2020, 05:34:48 AM
HB-88

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Post by: coho on February 19, 2020, 09:09:44 AM
IG-88

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Post by: Cookie on February 19, 2020, 10:18:15 AM
OU812

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 19, 2020, 10:19:57 AM
Ringer’s lactate with a side of normal saline.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on February 19, 2020, 10:24:06 AM
Is the ringers lactate gluten free?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 19, 2020, 03:04:34 PM
Is the ringers lactate gluten free?
Yes, but added melamine!
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on February 19, 2020, 08:43:46 PM
Oh Ya that tastes better  :hurl:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 20, 2020, 05:51:33 AM
Eight for a buck at the Piggly Wiggly...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on February 26, 2020, 07:58:57 PM
Who locked the rant thread?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Andrew on February 26, 2020, 09:27:02 PM
Not me, well I don't think so
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on February 27, 2020, 05:58:44 AM
Well, I don’t think, so...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on March 06, 2020, 09:29:51 PM
Don't forget.

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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 07, 2020, 05:53:54 AM
I have the “L”.
Leave chocolate cookies behind the sign, and it will be released unharmed.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 27, 2020, 08:36:59 AM
question for Veggies.

If you call vegetable bacon "Facon" what do you call vegetarian duck?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on March 27, 2020, 10:35:05 AM
A waste of packaging, marketing, and shelf space that could be given to “loo rolls”.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 23, 2020, 07:31:22 AM
Sport-touring.org 

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 23, 2020, 08:12:50 AM
Sport-touring.org 

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
You gots ho in yo soul.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Cookie on April 23, 2020, 08:15:01 AM
I can not take credit for the quote.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on April 23, 2020, 08:00:58 PM
I can not take credit for the quote.
But the hoing!!
Oh thé hoing!!
 :hail:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 02, 2020, 12:34:46 PM
Every month or so I go to my local library and take out random books to sign as the author and return. Coincidentally, similar signed books end up on eBay the same week of their return.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 04, 2020, 06:38:15 PM
Someone cut the cheese in library last period!
 :rolf:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 15, 2020, 02:05:38 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 18, 2020, 05:09:23 AM
When will it rain, anywhere else?
 :-\
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 22, 2020, 11:56:44 PM
There's not usually a clown lurking somewhere in your house.



Not usually.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 23, 2020, 05:06:05 AM
“Somebody give me a cheeseburger”...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Baxter on May 23, 2020, 08:30:53 AM
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on May 23, 2020, 11:46:28 AM
Old guys RAWK!
 :gerg:
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on May 31, 2020, 09:16:10 PM
Every odd number has an 'e' in it.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 01, 2020, 08:11:45 AM
Scam emails from a bike supplier. Whatever next?
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 02, 2020, 03:08:31 PM
Well, next turned out to be:

 I have a severe and rare skin disease. Fecking marvellous. Nodular Prurigo. Don't look it up, the pictures are revolting.

And I started off with a fungal infection in the 80s (thanks to Chinese rope slippers), which caused Eczema, then Psoriasis, then good old fashioned Scabies (caught off a patient).

Constant pain and itching. Haven't slept properly for months.

I blame  useless right wing governments.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 02, 2020, 05:56:45 PM
Go soak in the Dead Sea.
In a nice way.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 07, 2020, 02:45:23 AM
God: [creates dog]

Dog: cool! What do I do now?

God: we’ll pretend that you’re mans best friend, but really your secret mission is to wait until they’re painting, then brush yourself up against it. Preferably when you’re moulting
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on June 07, 2020, 11:28:01 PM
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Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 08, 2020, 05:38:24 AM
You can’t trust Iranian wizards, but the drugs are particularly potent.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: spinalator on June 11, 2020, 07:32:23 PM
Bastards!  :P
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 12, 2020, 05:13:06 AM
They’re everywhere.
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 27, 2020, 09:06:07 AM
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on June 27, 2020, 06:57:41 PM
 :facepalm: Yeah, I can’t follow that one...
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: Flyer on July 04, 2020, 09:34:48 AM
“ Why don’t I ever see people kissing in trees? I mean there’s a famous song about it...”
Title: Re: The Post-Ho Thread
Post by: coho on July 06, 2020, 12:35:26 AM
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