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Title: You laugh. You Lose.
Post by: Justin on November 14, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Bringing back the You Laugh. You Lose. game. :) In this thread, there will be funny pictures, short videos, or short blurbs of text.  If you laugh after viewing, you lose the game.  But fear not, if you lose you can still post.  In fact just go on about your business as though you didn't lose and find funny additions to add to the thread.

I'll start with one of my favorites.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLUSfMIQ8Rk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLUSfMIQ8Rk#ws)
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Post by: Justin on November 19, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
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Post by: Justin on November 20, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
All aboard, the hell train.

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Post by: CLAY on November 23, 2013, 07:41:22 AM
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I'm a bit dense- can someone explain this one to me? 
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Post by: three west on November 23, 2013, 08:51:16 AM
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I'm a bit dense- can someone explain this one to me?


Beatles song
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Post by: Cablebandit on November 23, 2013, 09:26:10 AM
A play on some outdated Euro-trash boy band song.
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Post by: mr.awesome on November 23, 2013, 02:13:19 PM
A play on some outdated Euro-trash boy band song.

Don't be talking bad about the lads there cablebandit......just Let it Be.   :D
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Post by: Cookie on November 23, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
A play on some outdated Euro-trash boy band song.

Don't be talking bad about the lads there cablebandit......just Let it Be.   :D

Dirty stinkin' hippie!
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Post by: CLAY on November 25, 2013, 09:06:16 PM
A play on some outdated Euro-trash boy band song.


?

http://youtu.be/VwyvC2hhbs8 (http://youtu.be/VwyvC2hhbs8)

?
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Post by: mxvet57 on November 25, 2013, 10:03:46 PM
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Post by: SuperHans on November 26, 2013, 07:19:05 AM
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Post by: hambonee on November 26, 2013, 09:15:31 AM
http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-29-whitest-awkward-family-photos/ (http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-29-whitest-awkward-family-photos/)

just...wrong...
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Post by: Black Hills on November 26, 2013, 09:23:20 AM
[url]http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-29-whitest-awkward-family-photos/[/url] ([url]http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-29-whitest-awkward-family-photos/[/url])

just...wrong...


way wrong...
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Post by: Justin on November 27, 2013, 05:34:46 PM
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Post by: endo on November 28, 2013, 11:40:30 PM
Tonight I'm drinking the "Official Beer of the You Laugh, You Lose" thread...

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Post by: hambonee on November 29, 2013, 06:07:34 PM
Tonight I'm drinking the "Official Beer of the You Laugh, You Lose" thread...

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damn good brewery... :thumbsup:

Just a stumble down the road...
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Post by: Justin on December 02, 2013, 04:36:25 PM
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Post by: bomber on December 11, 2013, 03:36:12 PM
Very far out ;-}
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Post by: Justin on December 11, 2013, 04:29:15 PM
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Post by: CLAY on December 11, 2013, 05:38:22 PM
Had this conversation with a former student today.  He's in college now:
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Post by: Cookie on December 14, 2013, 06:22:32 AM
:facepalm:  :lol:
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Post by: Leanintree on December 20, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
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OUT!!! 
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Post by: Justin on December 20, 2013, 05:15:41 PM
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Post by: Veefer800canuck on December 21, 2013, 12:45:34 AM
Lolz.
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Post by: mastros2 on December 21, 2013, 02:37:06 AM
A couple of coworkers are going through that with their teenage sons.  One is in denial, the other knows.   :lol:
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Post by: Justin on December 21, 2013, 10:27:52 AM
A couple of coworkers are going through that with their teenage sons.  One is in denial, the other knows.   :lol:

Well, when she cuts her hand on a sock, it will sink in.
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Post by: Scratch on December 25, 2013, 06:15:03 PM
From another riding forum:

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So Sunday the temps got up into the 60's and a buddy of mine stops by with his sports bike and twisted my arm to go for a ride even though i had a hundred other things to do. He's got one of those tank bags that has a little zippered pouch on the top that holds a GPS. His gut is so big it hangs over it and he has to pull over to read it anyway. As i was leaving the little woman came out and asked me to drop off a bag of clothes at our daughter's house and she put it in my saddlebags. We were up over the border in New York when we stopped to figure out where we were and three teen age girls came over to look at our bikes.  They had no idea of the address we wanted and started to walk away. My buddy couldn't get the zipper to open up the GPS pouch and instead pointed down at the unit that was too damn near his crotch and said "Come here I want to show you something."  They left in a hurry and we did too. We weren't too far up the road when the local cops pulled us over and as we were explaining what had happened they found the bag of my granddaughters underwear in my saddlebags.

Needless to say i won't be riding with him for awhile
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Post by: Justin on December 27, 2013, 02:08:28 PM
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Post by: Justin on December 30, 2013, 11:57:04 AM

how to fail a breathalyzer test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7iEh7TBGiE#)
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Post by: Justin on January 02, 2014, 12:23:08 PM
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Post by: mxvet57 on January 02, 2014, 12:50:01 PM
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You?
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Post by: mxvet57 on January 02, 2014, 04:50:02 PM
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 :lol:

Funny because i always know when the guy across the street is dumping the recycling bin by the sound of all the bottles.
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Post by: Justin on January 02, 2014, 05:05:44 PM
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 :lol:

Funny because i always know when the guy across the street is dumping the recycling bin by the sound of all the bottles.

I didn't know you lived across the street from me.
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Post by: fourstring on January 02, 2014, 07:58:06 PM
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:lol:  Out.  I need to take out the recycling from NYE so bad.
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Post by: rgbeard on January 03, 2014, 09:56:45 PM
OUT !!  That's us at the beach house in Mexico.

Far, far too many bottles.  LOL
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 05, 2014, 08:35:16 AM
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Post by: Mac on January 05, 2014, 12:59:41 PM
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Candid pictures? 


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Post by: miles on January 05, 2014, 11:29:58 PM
http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA (http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on January 06, 2014, 07:13:22 AM
Yesterday we made Lamb Vindaloo. It wasn't bad actually but one of the ingredients of the rice dish was jalapeno peppers. I deseeded them, washed, and then cut them up for the rice.

Later we were watching a movie and I rubbed my left eyelid which was itching. After a few seconds my eyelid started burning!

And being it's pretty dry right now, my hands are a bit dry. Which means thousands of tiny cracks in the skin. Yea, my hands are burning as well!

Now it wasn't "my biscuits are burning" on fire but certainly my eyelid and hands are burning.

Next time when I'm cutting up peppers, it's rubber gloves :D

Carl
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Post by: CLAY on January 06, 2014, 07:44:59 AM
[url]http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA[/url])


I had to send that to fellow staff- we went through this whole dress code issue with the 8th grade class we had last year.   :rolf:
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Post by: Justin on January 06, 2014, 02:01:35 PM
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Post by: jadziadax8 on January 06, 2014, 02:32:26 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA[/url])


I had to send that to fellow staff- we went through this whole dress code issue with the 8th grade class we had last year.   :rolf:


Solution: replace all the mirrors in the school bathrooms with ones that make your image slightly wider.  You will NOT see revealing clothes any more.
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Post by: mr.awesome on January 07, 2014, 11:26:50 AM
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OUT!!!!
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Post by: Justin on January 07, 2014, 05:20:17 PM
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Post by: Justin on January 08, 2014, 01:35:33 PM
This is golden - NSFW language.

The First Honest Cable Company (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ilMx7k7mso#ws)
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Post by: mr.awesome on January 09, 2014, 09:37:12 PM
This is golden - NSFW language.

The First Honest Cable Company ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ilMx7k7mso#ws[/url])


isn't that the f-ing truth.  We just cancelled our premium channels when they started showing old episodes of different strokes, night court and magnum pi on them. WTF.
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Post by: Cablebandit on January 10, 2014, 08:14:03 AM
 :shrug:  Our cable has been rock solid reliable for decades.  Sure the internet is a little pricey but it's fast as hell and always works.
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Post by: Justin on January 10, 2014, 11:26:11 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lRsxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lRsxc#ws)
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Post by: Moto Morphin Power Ranger on January 10, 2014, 05:16:21 PM
holy glory what did i just see?
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Post by: Cookie on January 10, 2014, 06:14:01 PM
ack
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Post by: squeezer on January 10, 2014, 06:54:42 PM
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Out. 
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 11, 2014, 10:50:32 AM
i lollered. twice.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 12, 2014, 07:11:25 AM
From Popular Science Magazine


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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 12, 2014, 03:02:35 PM
Old guy totally drunk trying to drink a breathalyzer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED75tzHIFok#)
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Post by: Stripes on January 12, 2014, 03:10:59 PM
Out!  :lol:
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Post by: Stripes on January 12, 2014, 06:02:42 PM
http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html (http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 13, 2014, 11:03:45 AM
[url]http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html[/url] ([url]http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html[/url])


I still want it.
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Post by: mxvet57 on January 13, 2014, 11:32:58 AM
[url]http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html[/url] ([url]http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html[/url])


I still want it.


There is so much WTF there.

Shows what a little meth will do.
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Post by: CLAY on January 14, 2014, 08:19:17 AM
5 lb bag of SUGARLESS Haribo gummy bears.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389709056&sr=8-1&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummi+bears (http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389709056&sr=8-1&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummi+bears)

The warning:
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Safety Warning
Consumption of some sugar-free candies may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect.  Individual tolerance will vary.  If this is the first time you’ve tried these candies, we recommend beginning with one-fourth of a serving size or less. Made with Lycasin, a sugar alcohol. As with other sugar alcohols, people sensitive to this substance may experience upset stomachs.


Read the comments.  Oh my goodness...
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Post by: Stripes on January 14, 2014, 10:26:17 AM
 :facepalm: :lol:
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NICE!

Watch out for Denise...
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I really don't see the issue there...looks cosmetic to me...it'll buff out.
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Post by: Scratch on January 15, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
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She's got a future in computer programming.
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Post by: olderigetfasteriam on January 15, 2014, 06:21:48 PM
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Needs a little TLC. Out!
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Post by: Stripes on January 15, 2014, 08:22:12 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: bedlamite on January 16, 2014, 01:10:57 AM
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/how-funny-would-it-be-if-google-was-a-person-you-had-to-1500727015 (http://sploid.gizmodo.com/how-funny-would-it-be-if-google-was-a-person-you-had-to-1500727015)
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Post by: PatM on January 17, 2014, 08:28:25 AM
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Post by: miles on January 18, 2014, 07:04:06 PM
NSFW.

http://youtu.be/t3xJeUNpDOA (http://youtu.be/t3xJeUNpDOA)
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Post by: Stripes on January 21, 2014, 04:50:45 PM
Out on the last 2!
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Post by: Veefer800canuck on January 22, 2014, 12:34:13 AM
For the Grammar Nazis.
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Post by: squeezer on January 22, 2014, 01:43:07 PM
For the Grammar Nazis.

Out.
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Post by: Stripes on January 23, 2014, 12:48:07 PM
 :lol:  Tongue the bung! Out.
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Post by: bedlamite on January 23, 2014, 02:09:19 PM
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Post by: Stripes on January 25, 2014, 06:36:58 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Justin on January 26, 2014, 11:32:45 AM
:lol:

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Post by: miles on January 27, 2014, 01:41:36 AM
http://youtu.be/fpX47QJmu2s (http://youtu.be/fpX47QJmu2s)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 03, 2014, 11:01:14 AM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: squeezer on February 04, 2014, 11:34:03 AM
Out at Henry VIII.
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Post by: SuperHans on February 05, 2014, 01:39:31 PM
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Post by: Justin on February 05, 2014, 01:47:51 PM
OUT. Cause we're both guilty of it :lol:
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Post by: CLAY on February 05, 2014, 10:40:45 PM
I have some middle school girls whose hearts will be broken when I tell them they found unedited tape of One Direction, and then I play them this at lunch tomorrow:
http://youtu.be/jD6rKhzV_m0 (http://youtu.be/jD6rKhzV_m0)
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Post by: bedlamite on February 06, 2014, 07:45:11 AM
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 06, 2014, 01:08:20 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

:D

Carl
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Post by: Dan K on February 06, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

:D

Carl

So was that a joke, or were you just sharing?   8)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 06, 2014, 06:07:08 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

:D

Carl

So was that a joke, or were you just sharing?   8)

I just thought it was funny.

Carl
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Post by: Jim on February 06, 2014, 06:10:32 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

 :D

Carl


So was that a joke, or were you just sharing?   8)


His other post had me thinking there was more "change" in the "other" department...
http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=743.msg18107#msg18107 (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=743.msg18107#msg18107)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 06, 2014, 06:15:56 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

 :D

Carl


So was that a joke, or were you just sharing?   8)


His other post had me thinking there was more "change" in the "other" department...
[url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=743.msg18107#msg18107[/url] ([url]http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=743.msg18107#msg18107[/url])


I was referring to all the past stuff. As in Carl and Rita don't go together. Ha ha. I figured long time folks would get the "nevermind" as the "ha ha" part, Carl can laugh about it. Jeanne and I seem to be hitting it off well. She's already beaten me once in the Star Wars X-Wing game and we're heading up snowshoeing Saturday assuming the weather is with us.

Anyway. :)

Carl
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Post by: Cookie on February 06, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
I have a Peanut Butter and Jelly most days for lunch at work. Adam's Peanut Butter. Smucker's Raspberry. I get the occasional "do you have a PB&J _every_ day?" when I'm in the snack room. No, no I don't have one every day. But it is my default lunch.

So today:

Her: "Why do you have a PB&J every day?"

Me: "Why do folks stay married for 20 years?"

Her: " :o That's not the same thing. You're dealing with another person."

Me: "Yea, with a PB&J, I know what I'm getting every single time."

:D

Carl

So was that a joke, or were you just sharing?   8)

:lol:
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Post by: Cablebandit on February 07, 2014, 09:53:45 AM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 07, 2014, 11:12:21 AM
 :)
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Post by: CLAY on February 07, 2014, 01:31:53 PM
I just thought it was funny.

Carl

I chuckled...   :bigsmile:
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Post by: Justin on February 07, 2014, 04:45:11 PM
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Post by: Justin on February 07, 2014, 04:51:10 PM
Prank on a kid who's never seen a laser before. :lol:

www.liveleak.com/view?i=34f_1391558494 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34f_1391558494)
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Post by: Black Hills on February 07, 2014, 04:53:05 PM
Prank on a kid who's never seen a laser before. :lol:

[url=http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34f_1391558494]www.liveleak.com/view?i=34f_1391558494[/url] ([url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34f_1391558494[/url])


that's better than a cat!
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Post by: misanthropist on February 07, 2014, 11:53:44 PM
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I think this made me laugh harder than I have laughed at anything all week.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 08, 2014, 05:04:00 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: bedlamite on February 08, 2014, 09:27:21 PM
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Post by: miles on February 09, 2014, 05:09:51 AM
http://youtu.be/n4CEaoNADiY (http://youtu.be/n4CEaoNADiY)
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Post by: Justin on February 10, 2014, 12:02:04 PM
Genius.

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Post by: bomber on February 10, 2014, 12:58:15 PM
Markting WIN

Oh, and out!
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Post by: bedlamite on February 10, 2014, 01:14:40 PM
Genius.

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That's like hunting over bait. :ROFL:
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Post by: Vulcanbill on February 10, 2014, 05:47:07 PM
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I see this photo every day scrolling on monitors in a corporate safety message about slipping on the ice.  :)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 10, 2014, 07:15:29 PM

Genius.

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Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: squeezer on February 10, 2014, 07:30:24 PM
Genius.

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So totally out. I shared this one on my facebook page.
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Post by: Cookie on February 10, 2014, 08:21:42 PM
Me too.
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Post by: Justin on February 12, 2014, 02:45:00 PM
So true.

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Post by: Leanintree on February 12, 2014, 04:18:12 PM
So true.

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This is one of the most awesome things I've seen this year. And I remember when it was true for me. I miss it.

LT
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Post by: DNA on February 12, 2014, 07:37:04 PM
How many of you have really seen the milky way?

How about the southern cross?

Staring up at them in the night sky in the middle of an African desert while hearing lions call out is a memory etched in my mind.
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Post by: mxvet57 on February 12, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
So true.

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This is one of the most awesome things I've seen this year. And I remember when it was true for me. I miss it.

LT


I just did.  :blbl:
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Post by: miles on February 12, 2014, 07:48:55 PM
How many of you have really seen the milky way?

How about the southern cross?

Staring up at them in the night sky in the middle of an African desert while hearing lions call out is a memory etched in my mind.




I've seen both from 16,000 feet high in the Andes, 200 miles away from the nearest electrical lights.  No lions, though. 
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Post by: coho on February 14, 2014, 12:12:22 AM
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 14, 2014, 07:32:17 AM
Sandpaper?  :o



Carl
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Even though Fanny in Mericun is less exciting than Fanny in English....
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Post by: CLAY on February 17, 2014, 03:15:36 PM
Would have been better if the last name was "Diddler".
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 17, 2014, 03:48:47 PM
Would have been better if the last name was "Diddler".


Mericun, fanny means bum (tush)

English, it means female genitalia.

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Post by: SuperHans on February 18, 2014, 02:08:54 PM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 18, 2014, 02:53:54 PM
OMG. 

Cat Curling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNi4_2qHPY#)
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Post by: Scratch on February 18, 2014, 06:10:31 PM
How To Troll A Dating Website

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 18, 2014, 06:28:23 PM
Out at cat curling.


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Cookie on February 18, 2014, 06:48:37 PM
Out at cat curling.


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Oh yeah.

Sent from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth Dimension.

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Post by: bedlamite on February 18, 2014, 07:57:28 PM
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 18, 2014, 08:27:17 PM
Out again!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 19, 2014, 10:57:17 AM
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 :rolf:
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 19, 2014, 12:19:14 PM
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Post by: bedlamite on February 20, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Genius.

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http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2014/02/20/genius-girl-scout-sells-cookies-outside-pot-club/ (http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2014/02/20/genius-girl-scout-sells-cookies-outside-pot-club/)
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Post by: olderigetfasteriam on February 20, 2014, 06:12:50 PM
How To Troll A Dating Website

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Way out.
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Post by: SuperHans on February 21, 2014, 10:58:27 AM
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double and triple entendre out!
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Post by: Justin on February 21, 2014, 02:25:23 PM
:lol:

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6951967/farting-figure-skaters-and-other-flatulence-olympic-athletes (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6951967/farting-figure-skaters-and-other-flatulence-olympic-athletes)
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Post by: mastros2 on February 22, 2014, 03:53:35 PM
One Inch of Snow - Movie Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la-PK1wQrWs#ws)

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Post by: Justin on February 22, 2014, 06:44:23 PM
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Post by: Justin on February 23, 2014, 04:50:50 PM
Here's a personal submission:

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Post by: mxvet57 on February 23, 2014, 04:58:38 PM
Bad doggie.
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Post by: BMW-K on February 24, 2014, 12:11:03 AM
Here's a personal submission:

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Hahaha!  GOOOOO PUPPY!

My Pups like to rip the heads off stuffed animals.  You know, easy stuff.   ;D
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 24, 2014, 03:24:31 PM
,
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Post by: mxvet57 on February 25, 2014, 08:48:01 AM
Sorry that didn't make me laugh.
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Post by: Max Wedge on February 25, 2014, 10:17:58 AM
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He/she looks comfy. 8)
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Post by: Jim on February 25, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
I _finally_ have my bed just as I want it!
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Post by: bedlamite on February 26, 2014, 04:46:54 PM
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 28, 2014, 07:10:53 AM
At least there was no tongue. :hurl: (And I think she _ate_ Taylor Swift  :o)

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Carl
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 01, 2014, 11:19:06 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B00BTGMS0Y/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B00BTGMS0Y/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)

As a semi-professional nurse attending an Accident and Emergency ward in a large London hospital, I was constantly frustrated by the limitations of the technology we were using to treat patients.

As the economy turned towards recession and departmental funding started to be reduced, our managers started looking for ways to make cuts - at first it was small items: no coffee-making facilities in the kitchens; toilet rolls instead of swabs - that sort of thing.

Fortunately this little box saved the day - soon after the x-ray machine was dispensed with, one of our staff stumbled across it as they were sweeping up patient detritus in the waiting room. Coincidentally, he had just cut his finger on a discarded scalpel and gladly made use of them as quickly as he could.

To all our amazement, when he peeled off the plaster to show us the gory details, there was NO WOUND AT ALL. It wasn't long before we put two and two together; now we use these little beauties for everything! Broken leg? Stick on a plaster! Funny rash - slap it on! Annoying voices in your head telling you to kill and bury the dog in the back garden? place one of these on your forehead and they're a thing of the past.

They not only provide the user with breathable padding, but also lend a sense of one-ness with the universe.

And don't worry about the pack running out - we've treated over 40 patients tonight, but strangely only one plaster has gone.

This could be the answer to the problem of the NHS. Thanks Amazon!
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Post by: bedlamite on March 02, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b5_1393441086 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b5_1393441086)

I lost it at "covered in jell-o"
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Post by: mxvet57 on March 02, 2014, 07:16:41 PM
[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b5_1393441086[/url] ([url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b5_1393441086[/url])

I lost it at "covered in jell-o"



Any one Clay knows.
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Post by: CLAY on March 02, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Hey!   :rave:    :mad: :angry: :bluduh:





















My cousin.    :bigsmile:
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Post by: SuperHans on March 03, 2014, 07:49:17 AM
An old one, but still made me laugh.

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Post by: SuperHans on March 03, 2014, 07:51:01 AM
http://boingboing.net/2014/03/01/tsa-agents-propose-secondary-s.html (http://boingboing.net/2014/03/01/tsa-agents-propose-secondary-s.html)

TSA agents demand bag-search to look for "Bitcoins"
Cory Doctorow at 11:00 am Sat, Mar 1, 2014

Davi Barker was flying from Manchester, NH when, he says, he was stopped by two men who identified themselves as "managers" for the TSA, who claimed they had seen Bitcoins in his baggage and wanted to be sure he wasn't transporting more than $10,000 worth. When he asked them what they thought a Bitcoin looked like, they allegedly said that it looked like a coin or a medallion. (via Hacker News)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 03, 2014, 03:09:04 PM
feckin cyclists.

 :rolf:
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Post by: bomber on March 03, 2014, 04:46:36 PM
so entirely out!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 04, 2014, 03:11:34 AM
The risks of picking up thrash metal bands from airports.

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Post by: HipGnosis on March 04, 2014, 09:46:10 AM
The risks of picking up thrash metal bands from airports.
One shouldn't assume... unless it's required for you to sleep at night.
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Post by: Rincewind on March 10, 2014, 11:20:36 AM
http://youtu.be/98LoiMZ59Jw (http://youtu.be/98LoiMZ59Jw)
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I still think this is the funniest thing on this page. BEWARE!! BEWARE!!
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Post by: bomber on March 17, 2014, 02:02:04 PM
^ groan . . . . .
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topical, eh?
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Post by: Veefer800canuck on March 17, 2014, 09:39:54 PM
Wow.   ^^^^^^


Edit:
(Had to look that one up, apparently that's an A380 in the pic. Hoax.)
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Is that Phteven?
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Is that Phteven?


A rare funny for Ed!!!
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Post by: Cablebandit on March 18, 2014, 07:27:07 AM
At least he spelled Steven with a PH.  :lol:
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Funnier would be what they thought they were getting :D

Carl
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Out.
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Out.  :rolf:
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Bwaaa-haaa-haaa-ha-ha-ha
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Bwaaa-haaa-haaa-ha-ha-ha


+ ha
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Post by: Rincewind on April 11, 2014, 09:31:11 AM
http://youtu.be/6PKQE8FM2Uw (http://youtu.be/6PKQE8FM2Uw)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 14, 2014, 12:33:17 PM
(work it out)

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Post by: squeezer on April 14, 2014, 12:51:06 PM
 :lol:  I'm guessing the ex-wife had the truck painted.
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Sheer Brilliance.
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Post by: Cookie on April 15, 2014, 04:25:27 AM
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Post by: CLAY on April 18, 2014, 11:12:22 AM
I wish someone had told me.  I have that set.   :crazy:
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Post by: mxvet57 on April 18, 2014, 01:21:49 PM
I wish someone had told me.  I have that set.   :crazy:


And you bug me about the truck.   :bash:
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Post by: Cookie on April 18, 2014, 02:08:04 PM
Ha!

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Post by: CLAY on April 18, 2014, 03:18:39 PM
I wish someone had told me.  I have that set.   :crazy:


And you bug me about the truck.   :bash:

Well played sir!   :lol:
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Post by: squeezer on April 18, 2014, 03:50:27 PM
I wish someone had told me.  I have that set.   :crazy:


And you bug me about the truck.   :bash:

You drove a truck into your penis?!?    :wow:
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Post by: CLAY on April 18, 2014, 05:35:02 PM
I wish someone had told me.  I have that set.   :crazy:


And you bug me about the truck.   :bash:

You drove a truck into your penis?!?    :wow:

Well, I don't mean to brag...   :bigsmile:
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Post by: smoker on April 19, 2014, 07:26:47 AM
Well, I don't mean to brag...   :bigsmile:

WAYYY out!!! :clap:
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Post by: squeezer on April 19, 2014, 11:11:35 AM
Well played.  :bigok:  :lol:
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Out.
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Hilarious.
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Out - and I miss that show - it was pretty damn funny - sometimes!
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Post by: squeezer on April 28, 2014, 02:35:27 PM


Out - and I miss that show - it was pretty damn funny - sometimes!

It's still on. Aisha Tyler is now host, but the performers are the same. And it's still funny.   :lol:
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Post by: CLAY on April 28, 2014, 03:49:13 PM
For a minute I was like  :headscratch: and then as I started to read phonetically I was like  :rolf:
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Post by: coho on April 29, 2014, 12:46:52 AM
What CLAY said.  :lol:
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I didn't laugh, but I think it's awesome.
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Post by: rgbeard on April 29, 2014, 08:27:57 PM
That's like awesomeness n'shit in a Jar!
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Post by: Cookie on April 30, 2014, 07:16:15 PM
Bwah. Ha.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 04, 2014, 03:35:41 PM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: miles on May 04, 2014, 09:33:43 PM
http://youtu.be/hpJ6anurfuw (http://youtu.be/hpJ6anurfuw)

Beginning of "Also sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss, performed by the Portsmouth Sinfonia.

"This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability."
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Post by: Jim on May 04, 2014, 10:12:23 PM
 Uploaded on Oct 21, 2009

Music from 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack. Known as the Drunkest Guy Ever. This dude is wasted at 10am and goes to the store to buy more beer!!! I think he is on some harder drugs too, but it's obvious that he has been drinking... A LOT!!!

2001: A Drunk Odyssey - Worlds Drunkest Guy Ever (Cant Stand Up but Wants More Beer) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLqahiyuSs#)

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Post by: Scratch on May 05, 2014, 08:17:12 AM
Beginning of "Also sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss, performed by the Portsmouth Sinfonia.


Also Also:

Temple City Kazoo Orchestra (http://youtu.be/uWN0xM-i2I8)
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 ;D

Ok, now THATS funny!
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:lol:
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For. The. Win.

 :clap: :rolf:
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For. The. Win.

 :clap: :rolf:


Absolutely.  Fucking.  Brilliant!

I want to be at that wedding!
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For. The. Win.

 :clap: :rolf:


Absolutely.  Fucking.  Brilliant!

I want to be at that wedding!


Say you're in the band.  :bigok:
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Post by: Hodge Podge on May 07, 2014, 07:25:37 PM

For. The. Win.

 :clap: :rolf:

Absolutely.  Fucking.  Brilliant!

I want to be at that wedding!

Say you're in the band.  :bigok:

I live just outside DC and have a drum set.  Any bassists, guitarists, sitarists, or kazooists on here wanna play a gig? Open bar and no pay will take me back to my gigging days for sure.
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Post by: fourstring on May 07, 2014, 07:30:23 PM


I live just outside DC and have a drum set.  Any bassists, guitarists, sitarists, or kazooists on here wanna play a gig? Open bar and no pay will take me back to my gigging days for sure.

You know what?  Yeah, I'll do it.  For that glorious clusterfuck I'll even sing lead.
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Post by: Hodge Podge on May 07, 2014, 07:53:02 PM


I live just outside DC and have a drum set.  Any bassists, guitarists, sitarists, or kazooists on here wanna play a gig? Open bar and no pay will take me back to my gigging days for sure.

You know what?  Yeah, I'll do it.  For that glorious clusterfuck I'll even sing lead.

Dig it.

Set list? I suggest:

1. Don't Stop (since we don't have a keyboard player, I'll "sing" the piano vamp)
2. Freebird.
3. Drum Solo (natural follow-up to Freebird, and this will give you a break after playing the dual guitar solo on bass)--I'll only take 20 or 25 minutes
4. Music of "Don't Stop" with lyrics of "Freebird"
5. Music of "Freebird" with lyrics of "Don't Stop"
6. Stairway to Heaven (a capella?)
7. Bass solo
9. Medley: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver/I'm Too Sexy/Louie Louie--vamp until the power is cut
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Post by: Cookie on May 07, 2014, 08:32:25 PM
I can blow some wretched harp!

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Post by: bedlamite on May 07, 2014, 08:54:31 PM
I've got a bass guitar I can't play. The only real problem is that the ad is 2 years old.

In other news,

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Post by: CLAY on May 07, 2014, 09:11:48 PM


I live just outside DC and have a drum set.  Any bassists, guitarists, sitarists, or kazooists on here wanna play a gig? Open bar and no pay will take me back to my gigging days for sure.

You know what?  Yeah, I'll do it.  For that glorious clusterfuck I'll even sing lead.

Dig it.

Set list? I suggest:

1. Don't Stop (since we don't have a keyboard player, I'll "sing" the piano vamp)
2. Freebird.
3. Drum Solo (natural follow-up to Freebird, and this will give you a break after playing the dual guitar solo on bass)--I'll only take 20 or 25 minutes
4. Music of "Don't Stop" with lyrics of "Freebird"
5. Music of "Freebird" with lyrics of "Don't Stop"
6. Stairway to Heaven (a capella?)
7. Bass solo
9. Medley: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver/I'm Too Sexy/Louie Louie--vamp until the power is cut

You guys need an accoustic?  I can play and after some open bar I can sing too.   :bigok:
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Post by: Dan K on May 07, 2014, 10:36:36 PM
The add is from 2012...wonder what happened at that wedding?
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Post by: miles on May 07, 2014, 11:42:18 PM
The add is from 2012...wonder what happened at that wedding?



I can only hope it was as epic as I'd like to imagine.   




http://youtu.be/mg6xD9Jolyc (http://youtu.be/mg6xD9Jolyc)
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Post by: fourstring on May 08, 2014, 07:11:29 AM

The add is from 2012...wonder what happened at that wedding?



I can only hope it was as epic as I'd like to imagine.   




[url]http://youtu.be/mg6xD9Jolyc[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/mg6xD9Jolyc[/url])


That's my buddy Pete. He did that in high school. :lol:
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Great. Now that tune is stick in my head.....
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out.
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You should of just paid your debt.... Butt whatever.
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Out! (As a person of the pale persuasion, I never thought of this angle...)
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Post by: smoker on May 25, 2014, 09:33:20 AM
It's all about perspective.

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Out!

Now I know what I'm bringing to the Cat-Be-Que. :rolf:
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on May 30, 2014, 12:37:47 PM
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Out!

Now I know what I'm bringing to the Cat-Be-Que. :rolf:

Yes!!!
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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 30, 2014, 03:16:03 PM

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Out!

Now I know what I'm bringing to the Cat-Be-Que. :rolf:

Yes!!!

With matching dickerdoodles?


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Cookie on May 30, 2014, 03:37:47 PM
Heh.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on May 30, 2014, 04:25:04 PM

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Out!

Now I know what I'm bringing to the Cat-Be-Que. :rolf:

Yes!!!

With matching dickerdoodles?


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Nah, there'd have to be a "brownie" with lady fingers stuck in them.  :o

:D

Carl
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Post by: Mac on May 30, 2014, 04:44:20 PM

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Out!

Now I know what I'm bringing to the Cat-Be-Que. :rolf:

Yes!!!

With matching dickerdoodles?


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Nah, there'd have to be a "brownie" with lady fingers stuck in them.  :o

:D

Carl

A chocolate steamer?
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Post by: bedlamite on June 06, 2014, 08:17:09 AM
http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/kid-writes-the-best-letter-from-camp-ever (http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/kid-writes-the-best-letter-from-camp-ever)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 06, 2014, 12:21:30 PM
*chuckle*
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Post by: squeezer on June 06, 2014, 02:28:38 PM
Out big time at penis enlarger.
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Post by: stevent on June 07, 2014, 11:17:16 AM
Out big time at penis enlarger.


ROFLMAO      :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
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Post by: bedlamite on June 10, 2014, 05:11:42 PM
School Answering Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwghabw4N80#)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 10, 2014, 07:26:51 PM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Cookie on June 10, 2014, 09:03:26 PM
:clap: !!

Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......

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Post by: Cookie on June 11, 2014, 07:53:36 AM
Oh my.

Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

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Way, way out!

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Sent from the Moto X. A wicked awesome phone.

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Post by: HipGnosis on June 17, 2014, 10:52:18 AM
O U T !
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Post by: rgbeard on June 18, 2014, 09:50:27 AM
If Google was a Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws#ws)


http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6957867/what-if-google-was-a-guy-part-2 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6957867/what-if-google-was-a-guy-part-2)
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Post by: rgbeard on June 18, 2014, 11:43:44 AM
CoP - Cactus Body Slam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y#ws)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2014, 02:46:08 PM
Бабушки на эскалаторе (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSzgNZBN0OM#ws)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 19, 2014, 02:49:13 PM
CoP - Cactus Body Slam ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y#ws[/url])


The dangers of random acupuncture. Idjut.
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Post by: Mac on June 19, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
Could have been worse, he could have sexually assaulted a porcupine.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 20, 2014, 06:03:22 PM
Could have been worse, he could have sexually assaulted a porcupine.

Fecking porcupines. Fecking pinetrees. Fecking cycliistas.
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Post by: bedlamite on June 21, 2014, 05:28:00 PM
The All New Electric Harley-Davidson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdaEX5jh5Lk#ws)
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Post by: Mac on June 21, 2014, 11:06:13 PM
The All New Electric Harley-Davidson ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdaEX5jh5Lk#ws[/url])



Out!  :rolf:
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Eat more cat 2014

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Post by: Vulcanbill on June 23, 2014, 02:37:30 PM
 :thumbsup:
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Post by: squeezer on June 25, 2014, 02:37:39 PM
Out.
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on June 25, 2014, 04:04:23 PM
Me, too!  :rolf:
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Post by: bedlamite on June 25, 2014, 05:57:02 PM
reminds me of this one:

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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 01, 2014, 02:38:45 PM
out.
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Post by: coho on July 11, 2014, 09:25:47 PM
Out. Way, way out. :rolf:
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Post by: Jet-A-Pumper on July 12, 2014, 09:03:24 AM
And it hit me...then there's coffee all over my computer screen.

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Post by: Mac on July 12, 2014, 09:32:26 AM
Think about it...there's coffee on my computer screen once it hit me.

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Oh, so very out.

 :lol: :rolf:
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on July 12, 2014, 10:49:26 AM
From Help!

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:D

Carl
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Post by: miles on July 12, 2014, 01:46:42 PM


NSFW, but very educational.


http://youtu.be/D0VYtMpNfNw (http://youtu.be/D0VYtMpNfNw)
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http://stlouis.craigslist.org/tls/4535596079.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/tls/4535596079.html)
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 :lol: Out!
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Oh. Feck.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on July 31, 2014, 07:47:37 PM
Bwahahaha!

Out.
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Now there's a seat I might find comfortable for more than an hour.  :lol:
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Post by: squeezer on July 31, 2014, 09:53:54 PM
Bwahahaha!

Out.
I thought of you when I posted those. :bigok:
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Post by: coho on August 01, 2014, 01:22:00 AM
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Fascinating.
I believe I should be excluded from further participation in this thread for a time.






Also :rolf:
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Post by: SuperHans on August 01, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
Always one of my faves.

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Post by: Dan K on August 04, 2014, 12:31:19 PM
Always one of my faves.

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What am I missing?
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on August 04, 2014, 12:36:07 PM
Always one of my faves.

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What am I missing?


Yeah...I didn't get it either. I had to turn to my good friends in Mountain View, CA to find out what "I heart DP" might mean.

http://www.egotripland.com/dr-pepper-i-heart-dp-marketing-fail/ (http://www.egotripland.com/dr-pepper-i-heart-dp-marketing-fail/)
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Post by: Mac on August 04, 2014, 04:12:25 PM
No, its double points.


Whats in your wallet.
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Post by: SuperHans on August 05, 2014, 06:17:25 AM
You people are very sheltered.  :razz:

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Post by: squeezer on August 06, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Out.
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Post by: Mac on August 06, 2014, 06:06:20 PM
Its not a boot?
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Its not a boot?

Out. So out.








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http://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/ (http://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/)

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Here's the original post, since OP deleted it (I guess because he got tired of his inbox filling up with people accusing him of lying).

    So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

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5.0 out of 5 stars  In some ways, the G-Shock sucks, August 19, 2012
By Wintertiger - See all my reviews

This review is from: Casio Men's DW5600E-1V "G-Shock" Classic Digital Watch (Watch)

This watch is really lousy at many things.

Women will not fantasize about how big and hard your wallet is when they see the G-Shock. It looks terrible with a leisure suit, and worse with a tuxedo. Donald Trump would mot be caught dead with one. It will not impress anyone at a power meeting in a corporate board room. Really does not go with the outfit if you are a male stripper with Chippendale's or a clown with Barnum and Bailey.

The G-Shock does have a few minor benefits. Mine has been deeper than 300' repeatedly with me on deep techical dives, working flawlessly. I never got deep enough for the pressure to kill it, and I have been deep. Indeed, before reliable dive computers were developed, the G-Shock was favored by the deep and cave diving pioneers because it actually kept working at extreme depths, unlike a lot of big name watches that were supposed to. So this thing will put up with far more water than most watches, regardless of price.

And there is also the tiny benefit of shock resistance, but is that just slick advertising? Well, years ago when I was a lot younger, my buddies and I would get the idea that we should torture-test the watch to see if it was really shock resistant. There may have been quite a bit of beer involved, but I have no clear recollection of that. It survived falls off off 6-story buildings (okay, it was forcefully thrown downwards from those heights after the first couple falls). My friend with the pitcher's arm threw it out the window of a speeding car as hard as he could, hitting traffic signs. Over cliffs, over whatever. The case would be ragged, but the watch would keep running fine . . . UNLESS something hard and pointed went through the glass face. That was the only thing that would do in the watch, and it was not easy to have that happen.

We ran over it a few times with the car, which jacked up the band but didn't phase the module.

It did totally fail when shot with a .22, though the back of the case could withstand all air rifles. Yeah, we wasted some money on the 5 or 6 watches we did in over the years trying to find what the limits were, but the beer cost more.

Basically, this watch will survive depths and impacts far worse than you could ever possible survive. Which is another failure for the watch: the coroner will not get a good time of death from your watch because it won't stop like everyone elses when your plane crashes. He might even steal it because he is so impress that it survived . . . and he doesn't have to worry about the water hurting it as he washes your blood and gore off the watch.

But it still won't make women think you have a lot of money.

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Post by: stew71 on August 13, 2014, 01:21:47 PM
 :withstupid: :clap:

No argument there.

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Post by: squeezer on August 13, 2014, 01:47:39 PM
"...but the beer cost more."
:lol:  :clap:
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Post by: stevent on August 14, 2014, 11:41:11 AM
Well, good science requires through testing....
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Post by: rgbeard on August 19, 2014, 09:46:38 AM
Time for some Dr. Evil.
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Post by: Cookie on September 04, 2014, 03:21:08 AM
I think that's the first pic in the random pic thread on the old place which shall not be named.
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Post by: coho on September 04, 2014, 03:34:30 AM
I think that's the first pic in the random pic thread on the old place which shall not be named.


I'll check...BRB.
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Post by: coho on September 04, 2014, 03:39:52 AM
You may be right, but alas. It's lost in the ether now.
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Post by: Cookie on September 04, 2014, 03:42:51 AM
Fuckin vertical scope.
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Post by: squeezer on September 04, 2014, 09:48:15 AM
I think that's the first pic in the random pic thread on the old place which shall not be named.
I think it was the "part of chart that looks like Pac-Man" one. They're both oldies but goodies.
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Post by: Dan K on September 04, 2014, 10:54:44 AM
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Hilarious
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on September 05, 2014, 09:41:34 AM

http://youtu.be/rRqKYXcL-2U (http://youtu.be/rRqKYXcL-2U)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on September 05, 2014, 04:16:10 PM
All Righty Then.
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Post by: SuperHans on September 05, 2014, 07:49:04 PM
I think that's the first pic in the random pic thread on the old place which shall not be named.

Nope, it was this.

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Post by: Cookie on September 05, 2014, 07:49:38 PM
That's it!
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 :eek:

Carl
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 04, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
Spelling. Knowing how to spell grammar.
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Post by: CLAY on October 05, 2014, 11:36:28 AM
Spelling. Knowing how to spell grammar.

Irony.  Knowing the difference between a parent and apparent.   :lol:  Well done.
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Post by: rgbeard on October 08, 2014, 08:36:01 PM
Here ya go:

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Post by: coho on October 11, 2014, 03:34:07 PM
http://youtu.be/JN--GSue42E (http://youtu.be/JN--GSue42E)
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Post by: coho on October 12, 2014, 02:32:06 AM
Way, way out. :rolf:
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Post by: stevent on October 13, 2014, 02:13:32 PM
 :rolf: :rolf:

Oh My.......
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Post by: Dan K on October 15, 2014, 10:37:20 AM
Hilarious. Copied and forwarded.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on October 15, 2014, 10:52:13 AM
Yea, that was pretty funny when I first read it back when I was on Usenet. :)

Carl
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Post by: bedlamite on October 20, 2014, 04:45:15 PM
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Buck-Bomb-MM-BB-CH-01-Buck-Bomb-Corn-Holer/33596595 (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Buck-Bomb-MM-BB-CH-01-Buck-Bomb-Corn-Holer/33596595)
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Ya, but the Trojan horse was made of wood. Ever since then, through the centuries, whenever guys get wood, they think of trojans.
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Post by: Veefer800canuck on October 22, 2014, 10:31:57 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCvuOCFocA (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCvuOCFocA)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on October 23, 2014, 04:38:44 PM
The complete military history of France:

Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War - Tied

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
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Packing Material?
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Post by: stew71 on October 24, 2014, 10:23:09 AM
More likely the stuffing from a pet toy. Our lab ripped one open....once. We're still finding those fecking little beads.
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Out.
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OUT.  :lol:
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http://youtu.be/bww5S5e3D_4 (http://youtu.be/bww5S5e3D_4)
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Post by: rgbeard on November 13, 2014, 09:15:02 PM
Sit on My Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc#)
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OUT!  :lol:
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Oh my.
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There is some amusing stuff there at lamebook.com.
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There is some amusing stuff there at lamebook.com.
Damm, blocked at work... 
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HAHAAHA!
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OMFGHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: coho on December 12, 2014, 04:22:36 PM
http://youtu.be/slqWj-x21z0 (http://youtu.be/slqWj-x21z0)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on December 12, 2014, 04:34:50 PM
A good chuckle on that one.


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Post by: Leanintree on December 16, 2014, 09:55:36 AM
I'm going to hell. Best Amazon review EVAR.

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Post by: Leanintree on December 16, 2014, 09:55:56 AM
fail.
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Post by: Dan K on December 17, 2014, 05:32:48 PM
didn't get it, and then when I remembered after looking at the unhappy picture of Batman that he has no parents....














I still didn't laugh. 
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I'm going to hell. Or France.

:D

Carl
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Literally LOL, unfortunately at the same time my son was having a meltdown.
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Post by: coho on December 22, 2014, 01:30:06 AM
Out. :lol:




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Post by: Cookie on December 24, 2014, 08:29:32 AM
I save things...............

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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 24, 2014, 02:34:24 PM
so you do. it needs it's own threadymibollocks, mind.
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Post by: CLAY on January 03, 2015, 09:25:18 PM
^  So.  Out.   :rolf:
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Post by: jadziadax8 on January 05, 2015, 08:38:28 AM
:rofl: I like her already.


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I save things...............

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If only I could remember which if the many meltdowns that was. There were so many.
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Post by: Scratch on January 06, 2015, 06:23:56 PM
'least he got stickers.  :(
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Post by: SuperHans on January 06, 2015, 06:49:20 PM
'least he got stickers.  :(

Want some? I have stickers and patches.
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Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2015, 06:52:23 PM
Me too.

Sent from my XT1058

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Post by: MrsCablebandit on January 09, 2015, 07:27:27 AM
SO...SOOOOO...WAY FAR OUT!!!  :rolf:

And I'm probably going to hell for it.  :shrug:
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Post by: Cablebandit on January 09, 2015, 07:29:26 AM
Out as well!   :lol:


Imagine how fast the shutter was on the camera to get that clear photo.
 :couch:
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Post by: CLAY on January 09, 2015, 07:30:48 AM
SO...SOOOOO...WAY FAR OUT!!!  :rolf:

And I'm probably going to hell for it.  :shrug:

+1.  My wife and kids are asking why I am laughing...
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:lol:
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 11, 2015, 08:16:31 AM
“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”

An industrious young woman neglects to charge for her housekeeping services and is rightly exploited for her naïveté. She dies without ever having sought her own happiness as the highest moral aim. I did not finish watching this movie, finding it impossible to sympathize with the main character. —No stars.

“Bambi”

The biggest and the strongest are the fittest to rule. This is the way things have always been. —Four stars.

“Old Yeller”

A farm animal ceases to be useful and is disposed of humanely. A valuable lesson for children. —Four stars.

“Lady and the Tramp”

A ridiculous movie. What could a restaurant owner possibly have to gain by giving away a perfectly good meal to dogs, when he could sell it at a reasonable price to human beings? A dog cannot pay for spaghetti, and payment is the only honest way to express appreciation for value. —One star.

“101 Dalmatians”

A wealthy woman attempts to do her impoverished school friend Anita a favor by purchasing some of her many dogs and putting them to sensible use. Her generosity is repulsed at every turn, and Anita foolishly and irresponsibly begins acquiring even more animals, none of which are used to make a practical winter coat. Altruism is pointless. So are dogs. A cat is a far more sensible pet. A cat is objectively valuable. —No stars.

“Mary Poppins”

A woman takes a job with a wealthy family without asking for money in exchange for her services. An absurd premise. Later, her employer leaves a lucrative career in banking in order to play a children’s game. —No stars.

“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”

An excellent movie. The obviously unfit individuals are winnowed out through a series of entrepreneurial tests and, in the end, an enterprising young boy receives a factory. I believe more movies should be made about enterprising young boys who are given factories. —Three and a half stars. (Half a star off for the grandparents, who are sponging off the labor of Charlie and his mother. If Grandpa Joe can dance, Grandpa Joe can work.)

“How The Grinch Stole Christmas”

Taxation is also a form of theft. In a truly free society, citizens should pay only as much as they are willing for the services they require. —Three stars.

“Charlotte’s Web”

A farmer allows sentimental drawings by a bug to prevail over economic necessity and refuses to value his prize pig, Wilbur, by processing and selling him on the open market. Presumably, the pig still dies eventually, only without profiting his owners. The farmer’s daughter, Fern, learns nothing except how to become an unsuccessful farmer. There is a rat in this movie. I quite liked the rat. He knew how to extract value from his environment. —Two stars.

“The Muppets Take Manhattan”

This movie was a disappointment. The Muppets do not take Manhattan at all. They merely visit it. —No stars.

“Beauty and the Beast”

A young woman rejects a financially independent hunter in favor of an unemployed nobleman who lives off of the labor of others. Also, there are no trains in this movie. I did like the talking clock, who attempted to take pride in his work despite constant attacks on his dignity by the candlestick. The candlestick did not take his job seriously. —Two stars.

“The Little Mermaid”

A young woman achieves all of her goals. She finds an object of value—in this case, a broad-chested brunet man—and sacrifices as much as she believes necessary (the ocean, talking, etc.) in order to acquire him. —Four stars.

“Babe”

Another pig farmer fails to do his job. —No stars.

“Toy Story”

At last, a full-length feature about the inherent value of possessions. —Four stars.

“Garfield”

I liked this movie. Cats are inherently valuable animals. It makes sense that there should be a movie about a cat. I could demonstrate the objective value of a cat, if I wanted to. —Four stars.

“Up”

A man refuses to sell his home to serve the convenience of others, which is his right as an American citizen. He meets a dog, which neither finds food for him nor protects him from danger. He would have been better off with a cat. There are no cats in this movie. —Two stars.

“Frozen”

An exceptional woman foolishly allows her mooching family members to keep her from ruling a kingdom of ice in perfect solitude. She is forced to use her unique powers to provide free entertainment for peasants, without compensation. I liked the snowman, when he sang. —One star.


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Ayn Rand Reviews Children’s Movies
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Post by: Flyer on January 11, 2015, 11:44:07 AM

I turned to my wife in bed the other night and whispered "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"

"Oh, what a pity," she smiled, "Right in the middle of National Headache Week !!"
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Out!


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Post by: SuperHans on January 12, 2015, 05:42:34 PM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.

I dont know if I can go pro yet, but I've been practicing quite a bit.
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on January 18, 2015, 06:54:41 PM
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Bottom right corner of the pic...  ;)
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Post by: CLAY on January 18, 2015, 07:58:35 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: SuperHans on January 23, 2015, 07:05:40 AM
Imagine growing up with that name.

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Post by: 1KPerDay on January 23, 2015, 11:03:05 AM
srsly... Bogdan???
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Post by: SuperHans on January 23, 2015, 11:09:04 AM
srsly... Bogdan???

And what kind of name is Sharon?
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Post by: jadziadax8 on January 23, 2015, 11:27:41 AM
srsly... Bogdan???


I had a student last year whose name was Bogdan.  I believe he is from Poland, though the Bucharest in the pic seems to indicate Romania.  Apparently, it can be both. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdan)
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Post by: 1KPerDay on January 23, 2015, 11:38:19 AM
srsly... Bogdan???

And what kind of name is Sharon?
IKR??
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Post by: Hodge Podge on January 23, 2015, 01:19:53 PM
And what kind of name is Sharon?

A name that I, unfortunately, can now only hear in Ozzy's plaintive yowl.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on January 23, 2015, 02:19:10 PM
And what kind of name is Sharon?

A name that I, unfortunately, can now only hear in Ozzy's plaintive yowl.

Out!
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Post by: CLAY on January 29, 2015, 10:25:08 AM
SO out!   :rolf:
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Post by: Cookie on January 29, 2015, 10:51:02 AM
Black people are scary?

I dunno.

I personally wouldn't do that and I lock my doors when I see Republicans.

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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on January 29, 2015, 12:03:49 PM
Not all white people lock their doors, nor do all white people sit on the edge of a fricking high cliff (nope, nope, nope, nope). I'd be more likely to attribute locking doors to white women in general. Anecdotally, when walking back to my motorcycle in DC, I watched a woman cross the street in the middle to apparently avoid walking by a black homeless guy and then walk back in order to get to the metro stop which was in plain view.

Carl
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Post by: Cookie on January 29, 2015, 12:20:12 PM
Pull up your pants Carl.

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Post by: CLAY on January 29, 2015, 12:29:06 PM
C'mon ya Nancy boys, it's stereotypical humor.  Enjoy it.   :bigok:
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Post by: SuperHans on January 29, 2015, 01:02:31 PM
It was written by a black dude. Just tongue in cheek humor. I am neither afraid of black people nor do I sit on cliffs, but I laughed.
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Post by: Cookie on January 29, 2015, 01:23:38 PM
I still think Carl needs to pull up his pants.
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Post by: HipGnosis on January 29, 2015, 02:20:42 PM
I still think Carl needs to pull up his pants.
Lay on the couch and tell us why that bothers you so much...
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Post by: SuperHans on January 29, 2015, 03:18:40 PM
I still think Carl needs to pull up his pants.
Lay on the couch and tell us why that bothers you so much...

He wasn't breast fed long enough.
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Post by: Cookie on January 29, 2015, 03:35:46 PM
I still think Carl needs to pull up his pants.
Lay on the couch and tell us why that bothers you so much...

He wasn't breast fed long enough.

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Post by: stew71 on February 04, 2015, 12:29:56 PM
That was one of the stupidest commercials ever. Well...actually they were all pretty stupid. Thank god for fast forward.
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Post by: miles on February 04, 2015, 10:44:17 PM
http://youtu.be/RbrY1-mlUYs (http://youtu.be/RbrY1-mlUYs)
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Post by: rgbeard on February 05, 2015, 12:22:21 AM
2015 Superbowl Ring

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http://a.desktopprassets.com/wallpapers/d1405ea2875fbf759284646a4343ad32d417e79f/hes_undead_jim.png (http://a.desktopprassets.com/wallpapers/d1405ea2875fbf759284646a4343ad32d417e79f/hes_undead_jim.png)


ETA: That wasn't what I intended to post.
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Post by: Stickman on February 09, 2015, 10:42:12 AM
The Male Fairy tale
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and
never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his
house and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.


The End
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 26, 2015, 03:34:30 PM

                    It is a slow day in a little Greek Village . The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

                    On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

                    The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

                    The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

                    The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

                    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

                    The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

                    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

                    The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

                    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
                    No one produced anything.
                    No one earned anything.
                    However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.


                    And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works………..

                 





         



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Post by: CLAY on February 27, 2015, 07:36:06 PM
  :rolf:  especially since my FB feed blew up with that today.
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  :rolf:  especially since my FB feed blew up with that today.

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Post by: rgbeard on March 02, 2015, 10:21:45 AM
Microwave Troubleshooting.
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You mean, like, from the toilet?
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You mean, like, from the toilet?



"It's got electrolytes"
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You mean, like, from the toilet?


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This scares me for the future.
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Post by: rgbeard on March 10, 2015, 09:55:03 AM
I guess one should be more specific?

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Post by: rgbeard on March 10, 2015, 09:58:46 AM
Ugh.

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Post by: Dan K on March 11, 2015, 09:57:19 AM
Cark and the roman numerals made me laugh... I"m out. Again.
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Post by: Cookie on March 13, 2015, 07:04:39 PM
Hope this works. It gave me a chuckle.

http://m.imgur.com/a/PFvkq
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Post by: Scratch on March 13, 2015, 09:41:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RhlVgmk.webm (http://i.imgur.com/RhlVgmk.webm)
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Post by: Jet-A-Pumper on March 17, 2015, 02:17:09 PM
Been too long
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Post by: squeezer on March 17, 2015, 02:30:46 PM
Out. And Rick-rolled.   :D
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Post by: CLAY on March 17, 2015, 07:28:09 PM
Out. And Rick-rolled.   :D

+1
 :lol:
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Post by: Jim on March 20, 2015, 09:58:36 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Watch out for that house... you mad bastard!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 20, 2015, 11:19:40 AM
I have lived on this little island all my life, just me, my son and 500 sheep.

Meet my son, Baaaaaaaaaarry.
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Admit it- we all knew this was true.
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Admit it- we all knew this was true.


I had my suspicions.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 27, 2015, 03:35:51 PM
Richard 111 is dead. Much more funny nonsense here: http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?320349-Richard-the-3rd-is-dead&highlight=richard (http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?320349-Richard-the-3rd-is-dead&highlight=richard)

ATOS Declare Richard III Fit For Work.

A leaked email from an ATOS employee, describing the last Plantagenet king as a “lazy *******” and “just pretending to be dead” has been strenuously defended by the French IT firm.
The company that carried out the Work Capability Assessment test on the deceased king, whose remains were found in a car park in 2012, controversially found him capable of working in an office, or performing light manual labour such as driving a forklift truck.

A spokesperson for Atos said:

“Being a withered pile of smelly old bones that have been rotting under a car park for several centuries, is not in itself a reason to sit around all day not working. We have recommended that the King be dug up immediately and placed on a back-to-work scheme, and have his benefits sanctioned for being a blood-sucking, lazy old *******.

The Bishop of Leicester, who led the king’s re-internment ceremony has criticised the ruling, saying:

“This is absolutely disgusting. The man’s been dead since 1485, and is in no state to pack people’s shopping bags or sweep up popcorn at the Odeon. He wouldn’t even make a good security guard for a sleepy village shop. Anyway, we’ve just buried him, and we’re not digging him up again. The poor old corpse won’t know if he’s coming or going. Leave him alone,”

http://beezlystreet.com/2015/03/22/a...-fit-for-work/ (http://beezlystreet.com/2015/03/22/a...-fit-for-work/)


Dead! I didn't even know he was poorly.

It's all lies.

He staged his own death so he could live a quieter life in Cuba.

Notice, if you take the R,C and I from his name. It abbreviates R.I.C (Rest in Cuba).

It's so obvious he's not dead. Long live Richard the freed.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 27, 2015, 03:39:39 PM
In all sincerity though, bloody Cumberbatch being a distant relative! Next we'll be finding out that Eddie Redmayne's a great, great, great, great etc. cousin of Henry VIII. Does anyone get anywhere in the arts these days without getting a Henry VIII style leg up, it's all privilege, privilege, privilege everywhere you turn.

Henry VIII is dead as well ?!?

RIP H8

This may come as a shock to some, but every person who has ever been monarch of our glorious country is dead except for our current Queen.
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Post by: Mac on March 27, 2015, 11:00:46 PM
every person who has ever been monarch of our glorious country is dead except for our current Queen.


Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by: stew71 on April 01, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
but every person who has ever been monarch of our glorious country is dead except for our current Queen. [/i]

Shouldn't MI5 or Scotland Yard be looking into this?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 02, 2015, 05:47:33 AM
but every person who has ever been monarch of our glorious country is dead except for our current Queen. [/i]

Shouldn't MI5 or Scotland Yard be looking into this?

They probably KNOW who did it. They did.
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Post by: Flyer on April 02, 2015, 06:40:22 AM
Yesterday I was at The Store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog.
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward.  I had  tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one  or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again.  (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I have waaaay to much time to think these up...
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Post by: Scratch on April 02, 2015, 06:44:05 AM
I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

You owe me a cup of coffee and a dry cleaning bill.
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Post by: bungie4 on April 02, 2015, 07:01:21 AM
Same thing happened to my Uncle when he went on the Purina diet. Except he ended up in the ICU because he fell off the couch while he was licking his balls.
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Post by: CLAY on April 02, 2015, 03:39:44 PM
Same thing happened to my Uncle when he went on the Purina diet. Except he ended up in the ICU because he fell off the couch while he was licking his balls.

How does one start this diet?   :bigsmile:
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Post by: Cookie on April 02, 2015, 05:14:53 PM
Same thing happened to my Uncle when he went on the Purina diet. Except he ended up in the ICU because he fell off the couch while he was licking his balls.

How does one start this diet?   :bigsmile:

I think you need to have some ribs removed.
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Post by: Flyer on April 02, 2015, 05:16:53 PM
Same thing happened to my Uncle when he went on the Purina diet. Except he ended up in the ICU because he fell off the couch while he was licking his balls.

How does one start this diet?   :bigsmile:

I think you need to have some ribs removed.
Don't forget the Adam's Apple...
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Post by: Cookie on April 02, 2015, 05:17:44 PM
Same thing happened to my Uncle when he went on the Purina diet. Except he ended up in the ICU because he fell off the couch while he was licking his balls.

How does one start this diet?   :bigsmile:

I think you need to have some ribs removed.
Don't forget the Adam's Apple...

Why the adams apple?
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Post by: Flyer on April 02, 2015, 05:21:09 PM
It's a heterosexual thing.
 :pokestick:
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Post by: Dan K on April 02, 2015, 07:45:39 PM
Yesterday I was at The Store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog.
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward.  I had  tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one  or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again.  (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I have waaaay to much time to think these up...

Can I use this as dialogue if I ever write a book?  Awesome. Including the licking his balls part, Bungie -just awesome. Laughed out loud.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 03, 2015, 02:52:10 AM
Thanks Flyer.
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Post by: CLAY on April 03, 2015, 07:02:52 AM
 :lol:  Well done.
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Post by: CLAY on April 03, 2015, 01:39:19 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: miles on April 13, 2015, 08:23:47 PM
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed
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Post by: JonS on April 23, 2015, 08:39:30 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/21/nikko-jenkins-666-999_n_7105686.html?cps=gravity_2377_-848576840939821851 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/21/nikko-jenkins-666-999_n_7105686.html?cps=gravity_2377_-848576840939821851)

This really isn't a joke, but it made me laugh.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 18, 2015, 11:58:43 AM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 24, 2015, 02:42:53 AM
 :rolf:
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:lol:

I just took a class in geographic information systems this week. I now know exactly how that map was made.


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: miles on May 31, 2015, 12:04:54 AM
McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.”

“These are people who only understand one thing: force,” McCain said on the floor of the United States Senate. “We must make FIFA taste the vengeful might and fury of the United States military.”


McCain said that he was “completely unimpressed” by the Department of Justice’s arrests of several top FIFA lieutenants this week, calling the action “the kind of Band-Aid solution that this Administration, sadly, has become famous for.”

“Rounding up a few flunkies in a hotel is meaningless when the leader of FIFA remains at large,” he said. “I will follow Sepp Blatter to the gates of Hell.”

McCain requested a four-billion-dollar aid package for moderate elements within global soccer, and said that the United States should be prepared to put boots on the ground in Switzerland.

Calling the use of force against FIFA “long overdue,” he placed the blame for the group’s alarming growth squarely on the shoulders of the White House. “Barack Obama created FIFA,” he said.


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa)
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Post by: Cookie on May 31, 2015, 04:48:58 AM
What's FIFA?

(o\_!_/o)

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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 31, 2015, 07:53:16 AM

McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.”

“These are people who only understand one thing: force,” McCain said on the floor of the United States Senate. “We must make FIFA taste the vengeful might and fury of the United States military.”


McCain said that he was “completely unimpressed” by the Department of Justice’s arrests of several top FIFA lieutenants this week, calling the action “the kind of Band-Aid solution that this Administration, sadly, has become famous for.”

“Rounding up a few flunkies in a hotel is meaningless when the leader of FIFA remains at large,” he said. “I will follow Sepp Blatter to the gates of Hell.”

McCain requested a four-billion-dollar aid package for moderate elements within global soccer, and said that the United States should be prepared to put boots on the ground in Switzerland.

Calling the use of force against FIFA “long overdue,” he placed the blame for the group’s alarming growth squarely on the shoulders of the White House. “Barack Obama created FIFA,” he said.


[url]http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa[/url] ([url]http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa[/url])


Out!


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Post by: PatM on May 31, 2015, 03:00:02 PM
What's FIFA?

(o\_!_/o)

International soccer federation.
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This horse ate my ice cream.
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Post by: CLAY on June 02, 2015, 11:30:13 PM
You have cute, girlish hands.   :bigsmile:
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Post by: Cookie on June 03, 2015, 03:28:58 AM
I thought he was on a date with Sarah Jessica Parker.


He does have perdy hands.
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Someone's gonna have to splain this to me. Isnot funny. Stupid, not funny.
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Post by: Vulcanbill on June 03, 2015, 05:48:27 AM
I'm glad there isn't anyone else in the office.  That dog brain freeze picture had me laughing out loud, which I almost never do. 
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Post by: bungie4 on June 03, 2015, 07:00:16 AM
I'm glad there isn't anyone else in the office.  That dog brain freeze picture had me laughing out loud, which I almost never do.

I know! me too.
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Someone's gonna have to splain this to me. Isnot funny. Stupid, not funny.



London is not in Spain.

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Post by: Cookie on June 06, 2015, 11:10:23 AM
No? Huh. I guess it is funny then.

(o\_!_/o)

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From BMW Grand Rapids:
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Post by: rgbeard on June 11, 2015, 10:42:07 AM
I'd run.  Simple.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 16, 2015, 01:57:45 PM
I lollered.

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(o\_!_/o)

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(o\_!_/o)



 :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
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Post by: thatguy on June 17, 2015, 11:15:43 PM
yeah I'm out................ :rolf:
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Post by: bowtie76 on June 18, 2015, 08:46:16 AM
Oh soooo out!
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 25, 2015, 12:31:27 PM
Out!
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Post by: Cookie on June 25, 2015, 12:40:12 PM
heh
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Post by: stew71 on June 25, 2015, 04:07:43 PM
That Aliens dude always busts me up when I see him on the History Channel...thanks to that meme.


oh. Out.  ;D
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:facepalm:
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Post by: Cookie on June 27, 2015, 06:36:55 PM
Wowzers.

(o\_!_/o)

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Post by: squeezer on June 27, 2015, 11:04:01 PM
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Post by: rgbeard on June 28, 2015, 12:56:40 AM
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:facepalm:


You forced me to go and find this on the InterWebz. 

Here's the kids profile:  http://mustangforums.com/forum/search.php?searchid=6286443 (http://mustangforums.com/forum/search.php?searchid=6286443)

His first thread there was asking about intake emblems that add HP, and then a second one not knowing where to add oil.

And this - him saying he was 25 years old!?!?!?!?!!?  I'm aghast.

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Post by: bedlamite on June 28, 2015, 07:07:40 AM
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Funny, but still a photoshop. http://wafflesatnoon.com/general-arse-biscuites/ (http://wafflesatnoon.com/general-arse-biscuites/)

Here's the original thread on mustangforums:

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html (http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html)
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Post by: Jim on June 28, 2015, 10:31:56 AM
Here's the original thread on mustangforums:

[url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url] ([url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url])


25 Pages!! We could take notes from them
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Post by: Max Wedge on July 01, 2015, 10:51:42 AM
Here's the original thread on mustangforums:

[url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url] ([url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url])


25 Pages!! We could take notes from them


HAS TO be a troll.
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Post by: Leanintree on July 01, 2015, 12:01:54 PM
Ppfffft. Amateurs. 42 pages and 11 years in the making..


Gold Bond Icy Gnomes FTW (http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921)

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LT
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 01, 2015, 01:33:24 PM
Here's the original thread on mustangforums:

[url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url] ([url]http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-i-m-done-with-this-car.html[/url])


25 Pages!! We could take notes from them


HAS TO be a troll.


It was.
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Post by: HipGnosis on July 02, 2015, 12:47:36 PM
Ppfffft. Amateurs. 42 pages and 11 years in the making..
A troll with a long-term strategy...  very very sneaky.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 02, 2015, 01:53:03 PM
A true story I heard on the radio yesterday.

An English woman is talking to an Afghan woman about the improvements in women's rights in the country and how they are at risk. As they walk side by side, the Afghan woman walks several paces ahead. They discuss education, women in politics and so forth.

Unable to contain herself, the English woman says to her friend, "I remember that, two years ago, you Afghan women walked alongside your husbands. Why are you now walking behind them again?"

The Afghani leant over and whispered in her ear, "Landmines".

(Actually, I think the generic Western woman was Canadian)
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Out.
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Post by: Cookie on July 07, 2015, 10:49:37 AM
ding
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on July 16, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Dude. This is SO not funny.

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Only because it already made me laugh over on Facebook!!!  :rolf:
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Post by: miles on July 16, 2015, 07:42:37 AM
http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4 (http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4)
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Post by: radon222 on July 16, 2015, 09:37:56 AM
He had me right up until the "Ninja's in the trailers"    :P
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Post by: thatguy on July 16, 2015, 12:13:44 PM
I had to look up Jade helm. All I can do is shake my head and remember to avoid Texass.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on July 16, 2015, 12:18:36 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url])


I'm pretty sure that's my friend Tony. :willy: :rolf:
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Post by: stew71 on July 16, 2015, 01:06:05 PM
I had to look up Jade helm. All I can do is shake my head and remember to avoid Texass.

I hear there's a shortage of tin foil in Texas these days...
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Post by: stevent on July 16, 2015, 10:38:05 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url])



Pretty Gad Damn irrefutable evidence there Bubba, Better lock and load! Break out the Stars n' Bars, it's goin' down Gad Dammit, RAT NOW!!!!!!!!!

 :couch:
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Post by: fourstring on July 17, 2015, 08:34:30 PM
Damn, that is my buddy Tony. :lol:

I like the kids in the back rolling their wide, sad eyes.
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Post by: misanthropist on July 17, 2015, 09:49:28 PM
That's hilarious.
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Post by: miles on July 17, 2015, 09:50:36 PM
Damn, that is my buddy Tony. :lol:

I like the kids in the back rolling their wide, sad eyes.


The girl in the passenger seat is doing her best not to laugh and spoil the video.  Tell your friend Tony that he's my hero.
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Post by: coho on July 17, 2015, 09:59:27 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url])

Out.

[url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/BmUPYOueKt4[/url])


I'm pretty sure that's my friend Tony. :willy: :rolf:

Outer.

Damn, that is my buddy Tony. :lol:

I like the kids in the back rolling their wide, sad eyes.

Outest. :rolf:
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Post by: stevent on July 18, 2015, 06:55:11 PM
You won't be a-laughin' when them Cuban UN Troops are a-kickin' yer door down Gad Dammit!



 :tinfoil: :tinfoil: :gerg:
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Post by: Cookie on July 18, 2015, 07:36:37 PM
Obama wants my guns?
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Post by: Scratch on July 18, 2015, 08:58:26 PM
Uncle Sam Wants Your Stuff
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Post by: stevent on July 19, 2015, 12:16:28 PM
I thought they just wanted my money...... :shrug:
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Post by: rgbeard on July 22, 2015, 10:13:49 PM
Our boy, Bill.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on July 23, 2015, 03:29:16 PM
For the Star Trek fans here. Oh, plus Futurama.

http://the-guls-itch.tumblr.com


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Post by: thatguy on July 26, 2015, 08:18:03 PM
Out.
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Post by: CLAY on July 27, 2015, 05:22:51 PM
Canadian soldier indeed.  He wrote it on the worng part.   :bigsmile:
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Post by: Flyer on July 27, 2015, 05:54:22 PM
 :fitz:
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Post by: bungie4 on July 28, 2015, 10:00:45 AM
Canadian soldier indeed.  He wrote it on the worng part.   :bigsmile:

No they didn't. Canadians insert the bullets manually.

The ENTIRE bullet.
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Post by: thatguy on July 28, 2015, 11:48:06 AM
The bullet is the actual projectile. The cartridge is the entire unit needed for the bullet to become a projectile. It's OK you're from Canuckstan* no one expects you to understand firearms like an American.

And while we're at it the American continent contains far more than the USA. Why are we called Americans and everyone else Mexicans,Canadians,Columbians,ect.? WTF?

Oh and the obligatory uproarious image.

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Post by: bungie4 on July 28, 2015, 12:02:31 PM
The bullet is the actual projectile. The cartridge is the entire unit needed for the bullet to become a projectile. It's OK you're from Canuckstan* no one expects you to understand firearms like an American.

I guess you didn't read the entire reply. Must be that ADD/Reading Comprehension thing. It's okay, your an American. :D
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Post by: thatguy on July 28, 2015, 12:41:01 PM
Allow me.

Quote from: bungie4
No they didn't. Canadians insert the bullets manually.

The ENTIRE bullet.


Bullet.
noun
 
a small metal projectile, part of a cartridge, for firing from small arms.


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Cartridge.
noun

Also called cartouche. a cylindrical case of pasteboard, metal, or the like, for holding a complete charge of powder, and often also the bullet or the shot for a rifle, machine gun, or other small arm.


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Better?


And the compulsory hilarious image.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on July 28, 2015, 06:37:28 PM
Out at granny and CAH.


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Post by: stew71 on July 29, 2015, 01:05:36 PM
Out at granny and CAH.


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Oh dear....that reminds me of when we introduced my parents to CAH at our family outing on the coast last fall. We were sitting around the table playing the game when my mom leaned over and whispered in my ear wanting to know what "queefing" meant.

I handed her my smartphone and told her to Google it. No way in hell was I going to explain that to my mom.

She turned red and busted out laughing.....
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Post by: coho on August 01, 2015, 09:22:32 PM
Apparently Mark Hamill gives an entertaining autograph.
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Post by: Cookie on August 02, 2015, 05:31:35 AM
heh

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Post by: Flyer on August 03, 2015, 05:27:56 AM
I was visiting my DAUGHTER last night when   I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 
"This is the 21st century" she  said. "We don't waste money on newspapers.
"Here, use my  iPad."
I can tell you this... that  fly never knew what hit him...
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 :rolf:  Out.
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Post by: Dan K on August 10, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
I was visiting my DAUGHTER last night when   I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 
"This is the 21st century" she  said. "We don't waste money on newspapers.
"Here, use my  iPad."
I can tell you this... that  fly never knew what hit him...

I was walking by my front door yesterday, iPad in hand, and a fly just happened to land on the window. iPad worked just fine. Vinyl case cleaned right up. Thought of you.

 -Dan
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Post by: Cookie on August 10, 2015, 08:26:19 PM
Wtf

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Post by: CLAY on August 10, 2015, 09:59:34 PM
An amphibious jeep?
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Post by: radon222 on August 11, 2015, 06:05:54 AM
Wtf

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I want!  I could make a great shallow water survey boat out of that!
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Post by: Vulcanbill on August 11, 2015, 10:16:05 AM
try to not laugh

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KcG3q--bc#)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 11, 2015, 12:12:41 PM
So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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Bwahahahaha
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Post by: SuperHans on August 26, 2015, 02:37:41 PM
Looks like 4chan is at it again. People are so stoopid!!!

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Post by: Max Wedge on August 27, 2015, 05:30:11 PM
http://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek (http://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek)
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Thats just wrong on so many levels.

L;
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Shatner just saw Ford's pay check?
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Shatner just saw Ford's pay check?

Out. Then outer.
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Post by: miles on September 02, 2015, 11:42:47 PM


Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
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Post by: coho on September 03, 2015, 09:38:22 AM


Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

So spectacularly out the neighbors probably heard me. :lol:
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Post by: Dan K on September 04, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
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That is fucking awsome.

*AWESOME!!!!


- Dan
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Post by: Flyer on September 08, 2015, 01:43:01 PM

A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget  about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.  

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."  

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
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Post by: Mydlyfkryzis on September 08, 2015, 10:11:31 PM
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Now, that they're is funny! I don't care who you are!
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Post by: rgbeard on September 09, 2015, 12:55:34 AM
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I would find myself with a sharpie in my hand, and unable to stop what some people would call vandalism.
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Post by: rgbeard on September 09, 2015, 12:56:46 AM
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It's reasons like this that I don't have a Facebook account.  I'd find myself unable to contain my urges, and would be somewhat unpopular.
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Post by: Cookie on September 09, 2015, 04:19:29 AM
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It's reasons like this that I don't have a Facebook account.  I'd find myself unable to contain my urges, and would be somewhat unpopular.


Funny, that's exactly why I have one.


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I would find myself with a sharpie in my hand, and unable to stop what some people would call vandalism.


I think I'd be correcting it with a brick.
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Way, way out!
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Post by: stew71 on September 11, 2015, 02:29:53 PM
Aaaaaand I'm out.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: stew71 on September 14, 2015, 02:44:43 PM
Praise Jeebus.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on September 15, 2015, 01:29:21 PM
Out and out.
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Post by: squeezer on September 15, 2015, 04:25:41 PM
Way out.   :lol:
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Post by: Flyer on September 15, 2015, 04:30:11 PM
Flat OUT!
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Post by: SuperHans on September 15, 2015, 04:43:33 PM
In and out
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Post by: Cookie on September 15, 2015, 04:49:10 PM
In and out

Repeat until desired effect is achieved.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 17, 2015, 01:12:32 PM
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Post by: squeezer on September 17, 2015, 04:45:28 PM
Out.

Oh wait, I'm talking to a Brit:
Ot.
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 ([url]http://s53.photobucket.com/user/GeneralPig/media/zQWCOsS_zps2e0dnxp2.jpg.html[/url])

Sooooo far out!
:rolf:
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Post by: rgbeard on September 17, 2015, 10:54:45 PM
LOL
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 19, 2015, 02:59:38 PM
NSFW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY)
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Post by: Cookie on September 19, 2015, 05:10:52 PM
NSFW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY)
What language is that?

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Post by: Flyer on September 20, 2015, 08:28:38 AM
I believe they call that "Over 'ome".
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Post by: SuperHans on September 22, 2015, 09:19:51 AM
Took a few seconds for me to find him.
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If you know, its funny as hell.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on September 22, 2015, 07:36:02 PM
Out!


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Post by: squeezer on September 23, 2015, 01:33:14 PM
Out. Again.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 23, 2015, 03:02:57 PM
Double out.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 26, 2015, 03:37:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=136&v=TN7wM9Wg7GE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=136&v=TN7wM9Wg7GE)

Best demonstration of a product ever.
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Post by: miles on September 27, 2015, 07:41:42 PM
http://youtu.be/P2fXTf2hcoA (http://youtu.be/P2fXTf2hcoA)
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Post by: Cookie on September 27, 2015, 07:55:08 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/P2fXTf2hcoA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/P2fXTf2hcoA[/url])


r
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Post by: CLAY on September 28, 2015, 04:35:45 PM
So we had some boys "pantsing" each other at our 8th grade retreat.  Our lead teacher sends this email out to the parents of one of the kids- her address is "Melisa___@whatever.com", but he made sent it to Melissa____@whatever.com.  Note 1 "S" in "Melissa" vs 2 "S's" in the incorrect address.  Here is the email he sent:

Dear Jeff and Melissa,
Last week's 8th grade retreat was a wonderful time of discussion and spiritual growth.  In spite of the success of the retreat, there was a brief time that a few boys made some poor choices.  A group of boys were playing a 9 square game, and unfortunately some of them began trying to pull down each other's shorts.  I regret to inform you that T____ was part of this group. 

Mr. K_____ and I are still in the process of determining how to fairly and appropriately respond to these poor yet unfortunate choices.  Our response will be determined by the fact if this was the first or second time that they have chosen to do this type of inappropriate behavior.  We are planning on following up with your son on Monday or Tuesday.

Please take this opportunity to have a conversation with T______ about making Christ-like choices in all situations.  Also, please feel free to contact myself or John if you have any follow-up questions.  While I certainly don't enjoy sending home these types of emails, it is a pleasure to partner with you in this Christian community.

In Christ,

Tom D____________

He thought sent it to the email address he had- but he made the mistake of one too many "S's" her name in it.  Here is the reply he got:


Dear Tom,

The 8th grade retreat sounds wonderful.  Poor T_____.  Based on what we've read, we agree he made some bad/naughty decisions.  Unfortunately, I don't think you have contacted the right person to parent him because we don't have a son named T_____ nor do I have a husband named Jeff.  Perhaps everyone in the class could use a belt?  Have you thought about overalls?   Perhaps suspenders?  This might help prevent the "De-pantsing" by T_____ and his gang of hooligans.

Please tell Mr. K______ we would advise the following punishment(s):

1. T______ and his gang must be spoon-fed a bowl of spaghetti and syrup in front of the entire 8th grade class. 
2. No recess for T________
3. All four Twilight books shall be read aloud in one sitting.  If T________ closes his eyes, we will start all over.

Please let us know how the follow-up goes on Monday. 

Christ be with you,

Melissa & Brandon


I about died when he forwarded it to me.  Someone took the time to creatively respond.  It is great.  He replied saying he appreciated their response.
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Post by: Flyer on September 28, 2015, 05:35:29 PM
 :pope:

Please take this opportunity to have a conversation with T______ about making Christ-like choices...
How could we possibly know that Christ never pantsed anybody?
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Post by: coho on September 28, 2015, 05:47:23 PM
:pope:

Please take this opportunity to have a conversation with T______ about making Christ-like choices...
How could we possibly know that Christ never pantsed anybody?

Robes.
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Post by: CLAY on September 28, 2015, 09:27:06 PM
:pope:

Please take this opportunity to have a conversation with T______ about making Christ-like choices...
How could we possibly know that Christ never pantsed anybody?

Robes.

Bingo!
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Post by: miles on October 01, 2015, 03:59:39 PM
http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0 (http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0)
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Post by: miles on October 01, 2015, 04:27:44 PM
http://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g (http://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g)
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Post by: Black Hills on October 01, 2015, 04:41:55 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0[/url])


I'm with the bear, what an annoying woman.
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Post by: Cookie on October 01, 2015, 04:46:07 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0[/url])


I'm with the bear, what an annoying woman.


Saw that on the FBs. Agreed. I'd have destroyed the whiners kayak as well.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on October 01, 2015, 05:49:26 PM

[url]http://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g[/url])


Out! Though I dispute the part about camping being bad for conception. [emoji48]


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Post by: Flyer on October 01, 2015, 06:26:42 PM

Out! Though I dispute the part about camping being bad for conception.
.
Out and done.
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Post by: coho on October 01, 2015, 07:30:02 PM

Out! Though I dispute the part about camping being bad for conception.
.
Out and done.

I am also loudly out.
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Post by: coho on October 04, 2015, 08:55:06 PM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S-wuN0YT44&feature=iv&src_vid=5pidokakU4I&annotation_id=annotation_336202#)














The longest your mama joke I've ever encountered.  8)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on October 04, 2015, 09:14:28 PM
 :clap:
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Out
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Out!    :snork:
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Post by: coho on October 07, 2015, 05:55:26 PM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o#)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on October 15, 2015, 10:20:05 AM
! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o#[/url])


Out!
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Post by: CLAY on October 16, 2015, 03:43:22 PM
^ I must find those.
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Post by: bedlamite on October 16, 2015, 05:20:00 PM
^ I must find those.


http://www.redbubble.com/people/mariatorg/works/16369009-13-1-26-2-netflix-and-oreos (http://www.redbubble.com/people/mariatorg/works/16369009-13-1-26-2-netflix-and-oreos)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on October 17, 2015, 07:54:26 PM
Want!


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Post by: jadziadax8 on October 18, 2015, 04:18:09 PM
Shared with my Trek friends...and out!
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Post by: CLAY on October 18, 2015, 05:01:40 PM
Out...
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Post by: Cookie on October 19, 2015, 08:25:45 AM
^Funny.

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Post by: bedlamite on October 19, 2015, 02:56:27 PM
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/dad-trolls-teachers-with-late-notes/ (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/dad-trolls-teachers-with-late-notes/)
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Post by: CLAY on October 21, 2015, 06:30:49 AM
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Post by: Cookie on October 23, 2015, 12:57:33 PM
Double post because.

http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/


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Post by: PatM on October 24, 2015, 11:42:28 AM
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning;

 

"Windows frozen, won't open.”
 

Husband texts back;

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later;

"Computer really fucked now."
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Post by: miles on October 26, 2015, 11:26:17 PM
Adele won't stop ringing me.


http://youtu.be/MxMBueIjtv0 (http://youtu.be/MxMBueIjtv0)
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Post by: Formerly Known as Bigfoot on October 27, 2015, 05:13:01 AM
Double post because.

[url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url] ([url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url])


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Oh my God.  Isn't that the creature from Aliens v Predator?
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Post by: Cookie on October 27, 2015, 05:47:48 AM
That's where I've seen it before!!
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Post by: bedlamite on October 27, 2015, 06:48:30 AM
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 :lol:

Out.
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Post by: CLAY on October 27, 2015, 04:34:55 PM
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 :lol:

Out.

+1...   :rolf:
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Post by: Formerly Known as Bigfoot on October 28, 2015, 04:42:26 AM
Double post because.

[url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url] ([url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url])


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Turns out this is a FAKE story but the picture of the lady has to be legit. 
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Post by: Cookie on October 28, 2015, 05:43:08 AM
Double post because.

[url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url] ([url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url])


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Turns out this is a FAKE story but the picture of the lady has to be legit. 


(I know, shhh)
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Post by: HipGnosis on October 28, 2015, 09:26:36 AM
Double post because.

[url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url] ([url]http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/[/url])

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Turns out this is a FAKE story but the picture of the lady has to be legit.
I've seen the pic.  Where's the 'lady' you're referring to?@!?
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Post by: Cookie on October 28, 2015, 11:44:25 AM
I think he meant Yeti.

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Post by: Cablebandit on November 03, 2015, 06:49:50 AM
I'm not sure why this made me laugh, but it did.

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Post by: BMW-K on November 06, 2015, 11:30:20 AM
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Tolstoy - a real renaissance man. 
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Post by: SuperHans on November 06, 2015, 12:05:29 PM
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Tolstoy - a real renaissance man.


Shigeru Kayama plagiarized Tolstoy when he wrote the Godzilla movies.
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Post by: misanthropist on November 06, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
I'm not sure why this made me laugh, but it did.

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I just wanted to tell you that I have been showing this to people all day and every single person instantly burst out laughing, which is also what happened to me when I saw it.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 07, 2015, 03:42:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEPnKYX5C0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEPnKYX5C0)

I think this may make some losers
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 :rolf:  Gold.  Pure gold.
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So out!!!  :rolf:
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Post by: miles on November 09, 2015, 10:43:26 AM
http://youtu.be/PmcGwBjL7W0 (http://youtu.be/PmcGwBjL7W0)
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Post by: radon222 on November 09, 2015, 10:46:26 AM
^^ I see what they did there  8)
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So out!!!  :rolf:


Way out.    :lol:
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Post by: Vulcanbill on November 09, 2015, 11:36:51 AM
[url]http://youtu.be/PmcGwBjL7W0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/PmcGwBjL7W0[/url])


clever

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Post by: miles on November 10, 2015, 10:11:20 AM
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Post by: Flyer on November 10, 2015, 05:47:38 PM
This little Dude is snockered everywhere.
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Post by: CLAY on November 12, 2015, 10:13:18 PM
I about bust a gut.  Every.  Time.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on November 15, 2015, 06:17:21 AM
Ahahahahaha!
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Post by: squeezer on November 15, 2015, 03:31:54 PM
Out.
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Post by: miles on November 16, 2015, 12:31:35 AM
http://www.tumblr.com/video/slapfight/133053087327/700/ (http://www.tumblr.com/video/slapfight/133053087327/700/)
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Post by: misanthropist on November 16, 2015, 12:59:10 AM
BWAHAHA

Why does that happen?

I mean I think I'd understand if my response was "well, if you dildo your mags with an old trans dude, they'll guard you pretty good, but other than that I'd replace the RSA".

But this must be the same thing that causes the "YZF600 for sale" thread to have an image of girls in short shorts, which I've scanned the thread to find without success.

Does anyone have an actual explanation?
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Post by: Cablebandit on November 16, 2015, 06:45:53 AM
BWAHAHA

Why does that happen?

I mean I think I'd understand if my response was "well, if you dildo your mags with an old trans dude, they'll guard you pretty good, but other than that I'd replace the RSA".

But this must be the same thing that causes the "YZF600 for sale" thread to have an image of girls in short shorts, which I've scanned the thread to find without success.

Does anyone have an actual explanation?


Nope, but it's pretty damn annoying.
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Post by: Max Wedge on November 16, 2015, 10:39:14 AM
BWAHAHA

Why does that happen?

I mean I think I'd understand if my response was "well, if you dildo your mags with an old trans dude, they'll guard you pretty good, but other than that I'd replace the RSA".

But this must be the same thing that causes the "YZF600 for sale" thread to have an image of girls in short shorts, which I've scanned the thread to find without success.

Does anyone have an actual explanation?


Glad I haven't asked about getting rid of a check ball and spring in the valve body of my trans.  :o


*I have heard that it shows the last 3 things you searched for. So.....
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Out!
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Post by: CLAY on November 17, 2015, 08:39:04 PM
I need that on explained.  24 Ohm?
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Post by: bowtie76 on November 17, 2015, 09:32:03 PM
I need that on explained.  24 Ohm?

https://www.google.com/search?q=resistor+color+code&oq=res&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59j0l2j69i60.1893j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 (https://www.google.com/search?q=resistor+color+code&oq=res&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59j0l2j69i60.1893j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
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Post by: SuperHans on November 20, 2015, 08:49:37 AM
You can thank the troops Clay.

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You can thank the troops Clay.

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Post by: HipGnosis on November 21, 2015, 11:10:30 AM
Out
And out LOUD!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 23, 2015, 02:30:42 PM
A website to steal from. http://www.theladbible.com/ (http://www.theladbible.com/)
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Out.
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Out!
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True, they just try to breathe thru it........


L;
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Post by: radon222 on December 03, 2015, 03:45:39 PM
As posted by a local cruiser club on Meetup.com

Quote
Ride the Tail of the Dragon

Third time is a charm!  This will be our third year in a row visiting beautiful Maggie Valley, The Tail of The Dragon, and Wheels Through Time.  Are you biker enough to make the 9 hr ride to Maggie Valley or are you just a bar hopper?  We will be  finalizing plans in March, probably renting a coupe cabins (depending on participation) collecting deposits, etc...


 :P 8)
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Post by: Veefer800canuck on December 03, 2015, 04:50:52 PM
Seriously???

OMG.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 06, 2015, 07:19:06 AM
The acid was quite good in 1979:

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Post by: Cookie on December 06, 2015, 07:24:50 AM
Oh yeah it was.

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Post by: rgbeard on December 09, 2015, 09:47:44 PM
Great parents!!!
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Out, very specifically.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 20, 2015, 01:05:56 PM
Good one.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 20, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
I'll let you read this for yourselves.
http://www.sickipedia.net/article/Guy-Continuously-Trolls-Facebook-Friend-Who-Posts-Stupid-Statuses/811/1 (http://www.sickipedia.net/article/Guy-Continuously-Trolls-Facebook-Friend-Who-Posts-Stupid-Statuses/811/1)
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Post by: rgbeard on December 20, 2015, 01:44:50 PM
^^ Why I don't have a Facebook account.

I'd get caught up in sh*t like that and not be able to let go.
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Post by: Max Wedge on December 22, 2015, 06:33:53 AM
Love these guys....   they have a podcast now also.
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Out.
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Post by: CLAY on December 24, 2015, 07:27:56 PM
I apologize in advance for all of our lovely ladies that I am about to offend- but I about busted a nut at this one.  My whole family wanted to know what I was laoughing at:


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Post by: MrsCablebandit on December 24, 2015, 07:32:43 PM
I apologize in advance for all of our lovely ladies that I am about to offend- but I about busted a nut at this one.  My whole family wanted to know what I was laoughing at:


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"Front butt" and "dirty pillows"... OMG, I'm dying!!!  :rolf:
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Post by: kneescrubber on December 24, 2015, 09:31:39 PM
Sometimes you have to chase them down though.
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Post by: Formerly Known as Bigfoot on December 25, 2015, 11:19:13 AM
LOL.  Out.
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Post by: coho on December 25, 2015, 11:56:30 PM
:withstupid:




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Post by: JonS on December 27, 2015, 09:11:01 AM
HAIKU FOR DOGS   


 
 Today, I sniffed
 Many dog butts.
 I celebrate
 By kissing your
 Face.
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Post by: misanthropist on December 27, 2015, 12:38:38 PM
That is just...accurate.  I do wish they'd included the exact moment in which the boomers first realized that they were living in the time that they would subject the rest of us to, forever.
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Post by: stew71 on December 28, 2015, 04:55:44 PM
Great...another 50 years of that shit.

Fuckin' hippies.
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Post by: Cookie on January 05, 2016, 06:59:47 AM

I was at a meeting last night and a new guy walked through puffing away on a nasty smelling vaporizer.


I have my own opinion of these things and the people whose lives revolve around them so when the guy I was BS-ing with referred to it as a "douche flute", I literally laughed out loud with a snort.




Douche flute.


Douche flute, douche flute, douche flute.     :lol:




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Post by: Flyer on January 05, 2016, 06:14:37 PM
http://youtu.be/n18tvR99qEM (http://youtu.be/n18tvR99qEM)
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Post by: CLAY on January 05, 2016, 09:54:42 PM

I was at a meeting last night and a new guy walked through puffing away on a nasty smelling vaporizer.


I have my own opinion of these things and the people whose lives revolve around them so when the guy I was BS-ing with referred to it as a "douche flute", I literally laughed out loud with a snort.




Douche flute.


Douche flute, douche flute, douche flute.     :lol:




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Oh man- I will NEVER be able to let that one go...   :lol:

Douche flute...   :rolf:
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Post by: stew71 on January 05, 2016, 10:13:25 PM
 :withstupid:

I'm so using that one....  ;D
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Out!
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Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2016, 03:26:08 PM
http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=3463.0 (http://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=3463.0)
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Post by: Flyer on January 07, 2016, 04:21:28 PM
I hope his honesty is rewarded.
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Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2016, 04:41:56 PM
My thoughts exactly.
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Post by: Max Wedge on January 08, 2016, 06:11:14 AM
  A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
 
 The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All of the women raised their hands.
 
 Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
 
 The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
 
 The women were then told to exchange their phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.
 
 Here are some of the replies:

 1. Who the hell is this?
 
 2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
 
 3. Yes, and I love you too. What's up??
 
 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
 
 5. I don't understand what you mean?
 
 6. What the @#$% did you do now?
 
 7. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?
 
 8. Am I dreaming?

 9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
 
 10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
 
 11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on January 09, 2016, 01:39:31 PM
The other day, it being Christmas and stuff, I went to a party and drank  12 Margaritas and a lovely bottle of red.

Realising I was probably over the drink drive limit, I took a taxi home.

Lucky I did. There was a police road block on the way back. The police, seeing that the car was taxi, waved me through.

















I still have no idea where I found the taxi.
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Post by: Cookie on January 09, 2016, 05:38:00 PM
As you may be able to tell by the link, nsfw.

http://www.banggood.com/10-Functions-Wireless-Control-Vibrator-C-String-Invisible-Vibrating-Underwear-p-986323.html (http://www.banggood.com/10-Functions-Wireless-Control-Vibrator-C-String-Invisible-Vibrating-Underwear-p-986323.html)
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Post by: misanthropist on January 09, 2016, 09:19:06 PM
As you may be able to tell by the link, nsfw.

[url]http://www.banggood.com/10-Functions-Wireless-Control-Vibrator-C-String-Invisible-Vibrating-Underwear-p-986323.html[/url] ([url]http://www.banggood.com/10-Functions-Wireless-Control-Vibrator-C-String-Invisible-Vibrating-Underwear-p-986323.html[/url])


"sexy lovely to handle girlfriend on the mall
very quit and less vaibrate than what i guess it should be but its working and good range for remote around 10 m"

Well, I'm convinced
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Post by: kneescrubber on January 09, 2016, 09:37:20 PM
Wasn't Bang Good a Bond girl?
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Post by: Cookie on January 10, 2016, 03:50:37 AM
Its a website I order drone stuff from. An entire page of "devices" came up in the "recommended for your" part of the page.

 I swear, I have never looked at anything besides drone parts on that site.

K and I were looking at some of the offerings and reading the descriptions.

We were amused.

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Post by: CLAY on January 12, 2016, 08:06:19 AM
SO out...   :rolf: :rolf:
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Gotta be from the Onion.  Right?
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Gotta be from the Onion.  Right?


Nope. I've seen a couple like that.

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Post by: Cookie on January 16, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.

At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the Alabama students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"



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Post by: coho on January 16, 2016, 09:30:55 PM
Ha!
Out.


PS. How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

       Just one, but he gets six Engineering credits for it.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on January 17, 2016, 02:20:16 PM
Out!


Sent through subspace from the U.S.S. Enterprise.
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Post by: Cablebandit on January 18, 2016, 07:53:28 AM
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Post by: stew71 on January 18, 2016, 02:36:33 PM

PS. How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

       Just one, but he gets six Engineering credits for it.

Watch it bub! Them's fighin' werds....

 ;D
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Post by: miles on January 19, 2016, 10:49:52 AM


NSFW.

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/galleries/crops/2016/01/13/camgirl-gift-photo-essay-276-1452716099-size_1000.jpg?resize=*:*&output-quality=75 (https://vice-images.vice.com/images/galleries/crops/2016/01/13/camgirl-gift-photo-essay-276-1452716099-size_1000.jpg?resize=*:*&output-quality=75)
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Post by: radon222 on January 19, 2016, 11:04:01 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^ ;D

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*Not intended for political statement
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Post by: miles on January 20, 2016, 03:32:00 PM
http://vine.co/v/iOqIv2qlgWP/embed/simple (http://vine.co/v/iOqIv2qlgWP/embed/simple)
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Post by: miles on January 20, 2016, 03:40:27 PM
http://www.tumblr.com/video/slapfight/137513102192/700/ (http://www.tumblr.com/video/slapfight/137513102192/700/)
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Typical Husky, so much energy.
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Post by: CLAY on January 30, 2016, 07:19:07 PM
 :rolf:  I love stoners.   :bigok:
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Post by: squeezer on January 30, 2016, 08:25:55 PM
:rolf:  I love stoners.   :bigok:
+1.  Dude.
Definitely out.
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Post by: bedlamite on January 30, 2016, 10:30:47 PM
I should have mentioned you need the M:I theme playing before reading it.
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This guy.

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Post by: CLAY on February 01, 2016, 03:58:57 PM
So VERY wrong.   :nono:


















...and I about laughed my ass off!   :rolf:

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Post by: miles on February 01, 2016, 07:06:37 PM
Never mind.
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Post by: Cookie on February 03, 2016, 07:28:23 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha!

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You can see that every weekend during the drive to Tahoe in the winter.  :clap:
I've even seen a pair of chain installers watch someone actually do this and laugh about it.
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Post by: Leanintree on February 04, 2016, 03:22:51 PM
Chain installers? Is that really a thing?  :o
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Post by: bedlamite on February 04, 2016, 03:39:01 PM
Chain installers? Is that really a thing?  :o


http://www.recordnet.com/article/20141010/News/141019988 (http://www.recordnet.com/article/20141010/News/141019988)

Quote
    Permits available to become chain installers

    STOCKTON — Individuals interested in becoming chain installers on California State Highways in the Sierra Nevada can contact the Caltrans Maintenance Office at (209) 736-0187. Permits are available for State Highways 4, 88, 89, 108 and 207 in Calaveras, Alpine, Amador and Tuolumne counties.

    All new applicants are required to attend an orientation class, which will be held Oct. 23 at 10 a.m. in the Caltrans Maintenance Office (98 South Main St.) in Angels Camp. A written and performance exam will be held immediately following the orientation. Successful applicants may purchase their permits immediately after the exam.

    Returning chain installers with no violations are not required to attend the orientation and may purchase their 2014/2015 permit from the Caltrans Maintenance Office in Angels Camp. Call (209) 736-0187 to schedule an appointment.

    The cost for the permit and identification bib is $200. Calaveras County requires a business license for all applicants interested in working on Highway 4. The Calaveras County Tax Collector’s Office is located in the Government Center in San Andreas.


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Post by: Leanintree on February 04, 2016, 04:24:50 PM
Holy crap, I weep for society...  :baldy:
LT
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 05, 2016, 01:53:48 AM
 :rolf:
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Post by: Knobnose on February 05, 2016, 04:52:30 PM
Chain installers? Is that really a thing?  :o

Picture this:
Driving up to the Sierras, just off the plane from Hawaii with the wife and four kids in a rented van with rented chains near midnight in a blizzard.No gloves, no flashlight, chains have no rubber tensioners.
Chain installers can be a godsend. Turns out the chains were the wrong size and had to be shortened. At the time (early 80s) it cost me about $25 including parts.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2016, 09:06:24 AM
Best Email Scam. Evah.


Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ (http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 06, 2016, 09:16:13 AM
This is fun.

http://trumpdonald.org/ (http://trumpdonald.org/)
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Post by: thatguy on February 06, 2016, 11:08:49 AM
Lost 5 minutes.
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Post by: PatM on February 06, 2016, 11:23:41 AM
This is fun.

[url]http://trumpdonald.org/[/url] ([url]http://trumpdonald.org/[/url])


 :lol:
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 07, 2016, 03:36:48 AM
Out.
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Post by: stew71 on February 10, 2016, 01:44:33 AM
This is fun.

[url]http://trumpdonald.org/[/url] ([url]http://trumpdonald.org/[/url])


Goddamn it, Papa!! I'm trying to get some work done here....

 :clap: :rolf:
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Post by: Leanintree on February 10, 2016, 10:16:00 AM
Totally going to hell for this...

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Post by: PatM on February 10, 2016, 12:51:11 PM
Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play Hi Fi music in women’s Breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
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Post by: kneescrubber on February 10, 2016, 09:15:35 PM
Totally going to hell for this...

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I apparently lose. I didn't laugh.
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Post by: HipGnosis on February 12, 2016, 08:33:09 PM
I was eating breakfast with my 12-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "Do you know what day is tomorrow?."

 She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid, so I asked "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.

She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have  another year of Bullshit."
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 18, 2016, 10:02:36 AM
A friend of mine sent this to me thinking it was real.

http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/ (http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 18, 2016, 10:04:02 AM
I was eating breakfast with my 12-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "Do you know what day is tomorrow?."

 She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid, so I asked "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.

She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have  another year of Bullshit."


Out!

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More out!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 18, 2016, 02:06:47 PM
From an Edinburgh female comic:


Honesty in relationships is important, especially at the end.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I just wish you were someone else.
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Post by: squeezer on February 18, 2016, 02:09:53 PM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on February 18, 2016, 02:15:56 PM
A friend of mine sent this to me thinking it was real.

[url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url] ([url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url])


That is extremely scary. I'm so glad that I live in a nanny state, not the land of the "free"
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Post by: bedlamite on February 18, 2016, 06:44:09 PM
A friend of mine sent this to me thinking it was real.

[url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url] ([url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url])


If you're not on at least a couple government agency lists, you're not living right.
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Post by: kneescrubber on February 18, 2016, 07:24:57 PM
A friend of mine sent this to me thinking it was real.

[url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url] ([url]http://nationalreport.net/fbi-admits-registered-motorcycle-owners-classified-gang-list/[/url])


If you're not on at least a couple government agency lists, you're not living right.


Dibs!
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Post by: bedlamite on February 23, 2016, 10:42:43 AM
Behold the Tales of Neal:

http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF (http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF)
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Post by: CLAY on February 23, 2016, 05:50:03 PM
Behold the Tales of Neal:

[url]http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF[/url] ([url]http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF[/url])


Holy.  Crap.  As non-PC as can be, but I am DYING!   :rolf: :lol: :rolf:
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Post by: kneescrubber on February 23, 2016, 05:59:21 PM
I laughed. I shouldn't have. But I did.
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Post by: Jet-A-Pumper on February 25, 2016, 07:32:37 AM
ROTFLMAO! So wrong.....but so funny!
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Post by: thatguy on February 25, 2016, 11:24:18 AM
Took 45 minute to read it. Had to stop repeatedly to wipe tears from my watering eyes.
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Post by: SuperHans on February 25, 2016, 12:10:27 PM
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Post by: miles on February 25, 2016, 08:42:59 PM
This was an actual  table tennis match in a tournament in 2014.

This may well have been the funniest international-level sporting event ever filmed.  Really- just watch it.

http://youtu.be/ZS3O0OOn0a0 (http://youtu.be/ZS3O0OOn0a0)
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Post by: Jim on February 25, 2016, 09:00:01 PM
This was an actual  table tennis match in a tournament in 2014.

This may well have been the funniest international-level sporting event ever filmed.  Really- just watch it.

Yes, worth watching.

Two sportsmen / competitors having fun and giving the crowd a good (?impromptu?) show.

Memory recalls the Harlem Globetrotters (though that was staged).
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Post by: goldylocks303 on February 26, 2016, 04:04:08 PM
Behold the Tales of Neal:

[url]http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF[/url] ([url]http://imgur.com/gallery/dTJWF[/url])



That is so incredibly wrong.  I'm at work trying so hard not to laugh out loud that I'm crying which is not a good look either.  I'm definitely going to hell.

eD
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Post by: squeezer on February 28, 2016, 12:44:38 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s206/squeezer_penn/Mobile%20Uploads/FB_IMG_1456684417690.jpg (http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s206/squeezer_penn/Mobile%20Uploads/FB_IMG_1456684417690.jpg)
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Post by: Flyer on February 28, 2016, 04:27:26 PM
 :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
Dammitt.
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I'm sorry. I don't get it.  :shrug:
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Post by: radon222 on March 01, 2016, 07:06:18 PM
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I'm sorry. I don't get it.  :shrug:


Remember this old game that came with Windows?

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Post by: Cookie on March 01, 2016, 07:29:32 PM
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I'm sorry. I don't get it.  :shrug:


Remember this old game that came with Windows?

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No.

Besides,

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Post by: JonS on March 01, 2016, 08:48:44 PM
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That one should finalize me going to hell. :firedevil:
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Post by: Black Hills on March 01, 2016, 09:53:01 PM
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That one should finalize me going to hell. :firedevil:


Don't worry you will have plenty of company. 
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on March 01, 2016, 11:00:06 PM
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I got it. I used to play it all the time. Bill Gates got it in 1 second. He just kept hitting all the blanks as fast as he could until eventually he got lucky.

Carl
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That one should finalize me going to hell. :firedevil:


Scoot over. You're in my seat.
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Post by: Cookie on March 02, 2016, 03:09:21 AM
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That one should finalize me going to hell. :firedevil:


Scoot over. You're in my seat.


Is it hot in here?
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That one should finalize me going to hell. :firedevil:


Scoot over. You're in my seat.


Is it hot in here?


Oh, hey! You're here, too! And yes...it's quite warm. Minesweeper and the crucifix one both got me as well. I need help.
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ew.
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Post by: squeezer on March 04, 2016, 12:41:33 AM
Hipster soap got me.  Out.
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BAM!
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Soooo fucking out    :rolf:
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Post by: SuperHans on March 08, 2016, 12:29:48 PM
God I love how twisted Cyanide & Happiness is.

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Post by: coho on March 08, 2016, 01:16:50 PM
God I love how twisted Cyanide & Happiness is.

:withstupid:
It's an Explosm of broken funny.

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Also, out.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 08, 2016, 03:31:18 PM
In a shop in California, the assistant was chatting as she rang up the sales.

Her: "So, where are you from, then?"

Me: "England."

Her: "Oh, really? And what language do people speak there, then?"
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 10, 2016, 02:37:49 PM
On a family holiday a few years back we'd stopped into a supermarket in Somerset to pick up some provisions for the week so along with enough food for six people, we'd also got a crate of beer and a few bottles of wine on the checkout. The operator insisted on seeing ID for everyone present despite the fact that none of us were under 30 and some were over 60. So with some grumbling, driving licences were produced for her to scrutinise and she seemed satisfied with them until she got to my partner's, which appeared to cause her some confusion. She looked up at us both and asked, in all seriousness, "Is Canada in Europe?"

I was about to answer sarcastically, but she went on to say "...because I can only accept European driving licences as valid ID."

"Yes," I said with a straight face. "Canada is in Europe."
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Post by: Flyer on March 10, 2016, 06:56:08 PM
Don't be giving Cameron any easy outs.
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Post by: Cookie on March 13, 2016, 08:08:57 AM
http://youtu.be/sVfUSXZZ13s (http://youtu.be/sVfUSXZZ13s)
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Post by: bedlamite on March 18, 2016, 07:00:07 AM
finnish-news-team-reports-on-u-s-elections (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/691b209fe7/finnish-news-team-reports-on-u-s-elections?_cc=__d___&_ccid=f00ab5cd22b61631)
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Post by: Cookie on March 21, 2016, 08:58:54 PM
Posted with The G's permission.

http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A (http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A)


http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34 (http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34)


Im losing it because you're only seeing a small bit of what went on.

It's all fun and games till the anesthesia wears off.
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Post by: mr.awesome on March 22, 2016, 07:30:48 AM
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Thanks, you just ruined Jennifer as my fantasy girl.   :bash:
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Post by: 1KPerDay on March 22, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
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[url]http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A[/url])


[url]http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34[/url])


Im losing it because you're only seeing a small bit of what went on.

It's all fun and games till the anesthesia wears off.

LOLOLOL
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Post by: coho on March 22, 2016, 11:40:00 PM
Posted with The G's permission.

[url]http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/3oCB91wsb6A[/url])


[url]http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qn75DBuru34[/url])


Im losing it because you're only seeing a small bit of what went on.

It's all fun and games till the anesthesia wears off.


Ahem. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rolf:  Hrmph. Indeed.




and:
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGCMtk695Cg#)
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Post by: Max Wedge on March 23, 2016, 10:55:25 AM
I lost on that video. :lol:
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Post by: Black Hills on March 23, 2016, 11:06:07 AM
I lost on that video. :lol:

 me too!
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Reminds me of a certain Sportster on Tracy Road. 
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Post by: bungie4 on March 24, 2016, 06:57:30 AM
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LOL. True story: Local squid shows up in his full race leathers. I look at his tires. Huge strips (btw, this whole chicken strip thing is bullshit). Yet his pucks are ground down. But they don't look right. Then it hits me. They aren't all gnarled up from being rubbed on the pavement. 

So I ask if anybody has a belt sander I can borrow. Sure enough, guess who steps forward "I've got a brand new one!"

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Post by: CLAY on March 25, 2016, 03:18:33 PM
http://youtu.be/cwXfv25xJUw (http://youtu.be/cwXfv25xJUw)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 25, 2016, 03:59:51 PM
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Out.






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Post by: Leanintree on March 25, 2016, 09:01:42 PM
OUT!!!

LT
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Similar situation,

In my local good beer store a few weeks ago the owner walks up to me and say's "you are a trump supporter I see"  I said excuse me?  He points at my hat which reads "Triumph motor cycles" I bend down further and tell him to read it again. He still doesn't get it so i tell him to check the prescription on his glasses. F--ing idiot.  :facepalm:
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NSFW, obviously. (http://youtu.be/iQvuEcoq5VQ[/url)
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Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2016, 02:44:26 AM
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Post by: Loki on March 26, 2016, 10:23:17 AM
Don't do it, just don't.....

L;
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 26, 2016, 12:07:35 PM
Don't do it, just don't.....

L;

Too late.  :'(
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Post by: Jim on March 26, 2016, 12:15:02 PM
Saved by needing to sign in.
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Post by: Cookie on March 26, 2016, 01:33:36 PM
I get a 404 message.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 26, 2016, 04:08:14 PM
I get a 404 message.

Could have been you.
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                           "Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."
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Post by: jadziadax8 on March 26, 2016, 05:05:13 PM
Oh. So. Out!

At Batman and Superman.
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 26, 2016, 06:06:59 PM
Oh. So. Out!

At Batman vs  Superman.

3D?
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Post by: rgbeard on March 28, 2016, 10:22:45 AM
Who knew of the link between the Cadbury Creme eggs and the Illuminati?

Wake the f**k up, sheeple!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-oliver-cadbury-creme-eggs-illuminati_us_56f8caaee4b0a372181a4474 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-oliver-cadbury-creme-eggs-illuminati_us_56f8caaee4b0a372181a4474)

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Post by: CLAY on March 30, 2016, 06:07:52 PM
http://youtu.be/ZmQ1BDkGGDk (http://youtu.be/ZmQ1BDkGGDk)
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Post by: miles on March 30, 2016, 08:25:35 PM
http://youtu.be/z-B6CXbDAnE (http://youtu.be/z-B6CXbDAnE)
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Post by: Cookie on March 30, 2016, 08:30:11 PM
To lean or not to lean. That is the question.
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Post by: SuperHans on April 01, 2016, 02:14:46 PM
Can't remember if this has been posted.

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Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 01, 2016, 03:31:48 PM
seen it, but i believe this is the first post

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Post by: SuperHans on April 01, 2016, 04:00:24 PM
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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Post by: SuperHans on April 01, 2016, 04:01:59 PM
http://downloadmoreram.com/ (http://downloadmoreram.com/)
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Post by: CLAY on April 01, 2016, 04:02:53 PM
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

 :rolf:   Yet so wrong...
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Post by: miles on April 01, 2016, 09:06:19 PM
HOW TO RIDE... BITCHES on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/160476309)



Click the link.  But probably you shouldn't do so at work.
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Post by: kneescrubber on April 01, 2016, 09:24:27 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/z-B6CXbDAnE[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/z-B6CXbDAnE[/url])


I've been guilty of that many times. Sometimes I even wave.
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Post by: SuperHans on April 04, 2016, 01:49:05 PM
Some here will understand.

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Out.




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Post by: jadziadax8 on April 04, 2016, 02:43:17 PM
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Reminds me of my college health center - you were either pregnant or had mono.
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Post by: Mossyrocks on April 04, 2016, 04:46:29 PM
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Hmmm, vitamin M, prescribed by corpsman everywhere, even submarines   8)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on April 09, 2016, 08:56:13 AM
http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/142307803873/this-should-be-a-movie-via-patrick-lenton (http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/142307803873/this-should-be-a-movie-via-patrick-lenton)
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Post by: kneescrubber on April 09, 2016, 12:04:34 PM
[url]http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/142307803873/this-should-be-a-movie-via-patrick-lenton[/url] ([url]http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/142307803873/this-should-be-a-movie-via-patrick-lenton[/url])


 :rolf:

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 :rolf:  Out.  I'm a visual guy.
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Isn't that the truth?
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Isn't that the truth?


Yeah. That's not funny. It's sad.
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Post by: kneescrubber on April 11, 2016, 08:28:42 PM
http://youtu.be/i6TQ7ljcsjk (http://youtu.be/i6TQ7ljcsjk)
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Post by: CLAY on April 12, 2016, 08:31:59 PM
Well done boys, well done.
http://youtu.be/-hVWEefD5ag (http://youtu.be/-hVWEefD5ag)
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on April 13, 2016, 06:10:08 AM
Those guys are assholes and I love them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Also, who doesn't pick funfetti INSTANTLY?!? The answer is funfetti. Always.
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Post by: Vulcanbill on April 15, 2016, 12:45:31 PM
She's good under pressure even wasted.  I want her on my team. 

the dog, notsomuch.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on April 15, 2016, 08:52:30 PM
Out on the zombie apocalypse vid. That was well done.
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Oat.  :rolf:
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Post by: Vulcanbill on April 19, 2016, 10:48:28 AM
Well done boys, well done.
[url]http://youtu.be/-hVWEefD5ag[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/-hVWEefD5ag[/url])


! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q0zh-XGVc#)
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That just makes me sad.
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Got me.
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Post by: miles on April 22, 2016, 12:28:02 AM
http://youtu.be/DbYbaX2iVj0 (http://youtu.be/DbYbaX2iVj0)
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Post by: Cookie on April 22, 2016, 03:15:59 AM
Hahahahahahahaha
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on April 22, 2016, 08:49:11 AM
Not a rant but office related.

Send email to boss with a long URL. Outlook breaks the URL into two lines. Stupid Outlook.

Boss: "Your url isn't working."

Me: "You know Outlook breaks it into two lines. Just copy the second line to the first and there you go."

Boss: "..."

Me: "Fine" delete unnecessary parameters "here's a shorter URL that'll work."

---

Boss: "I want the team to send me HTML messages from now on."

Me: "Out of curiosity, why?"

Boss: "When you send plain text, I'm locked in and can't add bullets or change the color to highlight bits."

Me: "You know it's only three clicks to change from Plain Text to HTML."

Me: "Fine" set up configuration to always send html to boss but by default it's plain text

---

Boss: "Performance review time. When you do your self evaluation, I don't want to see any project work listed."

Me: "You know projects is the largest amount of work we do. It's second priority in our tasks with only server breakdowns that have a higher priority."

Boss: "Projects are Business driven. I only want success stories that help Operations."

---

It's really not ranty, just, seriously?? It is to laugh.

Carl
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Post by: bedlamite on April 22, 2016, 03:13:46 PM
Not a rant but office related.

Send email to boss with a long URL. Outlook breaks the URL into two lines. Stupid Outlook.

Boss: "Your url isn't working."

Me: "You know Outlook breaks it into two lines. Just copy the second line to the first and there you go."

Boss: "..."

Me: "Fine" delete unnecessary parameters "here's a shorter URL that'll work."

---

Boss: "I want the team to send me HTML messages from now on."

Me: "Out of curiosity, why?"

Boss: "When you send plain text, I'm locked in and can't add bullets or change the color to highlight bits."

Me: "You know it's only three clicks to change from Plain Text to HTML."

Me: "Fine" set up configuration to always send html to boss but by default it's plain text

---

Boss: "Performance review time. When you do your self evaluation, I don't want to see any project work listed."

Me: "You know projects is the largest amount of work we do. It's second priority in our tasks with only server breakdowns that have a higher priority."

Boss: "Projects are Business driven. I only want success stories that help Operations."

---

It's really not ranty, just, seriously?? It is to laugh.

Carl


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http://www.scotsman.com/regions/inverness-highlands-islands/mysterious-brochure-promotes-spoof-scots-island-mama-westray-1-4119568 (http://www.scotsman.com/regions/inverness-highlands-islands/mysterious-brochure-promotes-spoof-scots-island-mama-westray-1-4119568)

The professionally produced, colour production claims that actress Cate Blanchett is a regular visitor and says she keeps a pedal car on the island.

Other attractions include the fish-eating pigs, The Tropical Gardens of Nether Biggings and "the world-famous Tomb of the Haddock".

I have booked my tickets to visit but I might avoid the pork as it has an “unpleasant” flavour, “reminiscent of rotting squid”.
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on May 09, 2016, 02:30:26 PM
 :rolf: Oh, god...the grilled cheese. I don't know why I find that HYSTERICAL, but I do. I am SOOOOOOO out! As in co-workers probably think I'm having an mental breakdown back here OUT.
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I have a dog that would enjoy that. Normally I just put the cheese between the toast as soon as it pops up, then let it sit on the toaster for a minute.
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 :lol:  Out.
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Post by: coho on May 09, 2016, 04:47:53 PM
Spontaneously and loudly out at the grilled cheese. :lol:




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But when you finally get the angle, it feels great.
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OUT!

 :rolf:
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AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Post by: squeezer on May 10, 2016, 12:46:01 PM
Out at Captain Canada.
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Post by: HipGnosis on May 13, 2016, 09:19:54 AM
O U T    out!
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Post by: Cookie on May 17, 2016, 07:32:35 PM
http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook (http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook)
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 18, 2016, 02:26:54 AM
[url]http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook[/url] ([url]http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook[/url])


wonderful
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Post by: CLAY on May 18, 2016, 06:16:39 AM
 :rolf:
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Post by: bedlamite on May 18, 2016, 06:56:05 AM
https://twitter.com/TQ_iBall24/status/732360926293315584/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/TQ_iBall24/status/732360926293315584/photo/1)
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Post by: bedlamite on May 18, 2016, 06:58:29 AM
[url]http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook[/url] ([url]http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows?detail=facebook[/url])


https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=ivone%20sexy%20amateur (https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=ivone%20sexy%20amateur)
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Post by: Cookie on May 18, 2016, 05:51:54 PM
Jerk.
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Nice!!!

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Post by: miles on May 23, 2016, 12:39:15 AM
http://youtu.be/jx8XXaLxt4Q (http://youtu.be/jx8XXaLxt4Q)
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Post by: bedlamite on May 30, 2016, 06:14:36 PM
https://www.facebook.com/shanghaiistCN/videos/223634798023126/ (https://www.facebook.com/shanghaiistCN/videos/223634798023126/)
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Post by: miles on June 01, 2016, 04:02:54 PM
Unintended consequences of home redecoration:


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Post by: Flyer on June 01, 2016, 04:21:37 PM
Nailed it!
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Post by: Black Hills on June 01, 2016, 04:31:01 PM
perfect!!
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 06, 2016, 08:28:50 PM
Out!

It works for physicists too.
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Post by: coho on June 06, 2016, 08:32:07 PM
Out!

It works for physicists too.


That one was just for you.  ;)





New one:
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Post by: Cookie on June 11, 2016, 02:04:24 PM
Hahahahahahaha
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 :hail:

I was a big brother and Dad once. It was fun.
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HAHA!
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 :headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch:
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 :headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch:


I assume it means he's motorcycling to Prince Edward Island/Nova Scotia.
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Post by: Dan K on June 15, 2016, 01:03:01 PM
Riding the penis. got it.

Ha.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on June 15, 2016, 02:36:10 PM
Riding the penis. got it.

Ha.

I actually read it with a Gaming eye as 'Penis, The Riding' similar to 'Magic, The Gathering'.

Carl
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Post by: Cookie on June 15, 2016, 02:46:36 PM
:facepalm:
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Post by: bedlamite on June 15, 2016, 07:17:59 PM
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/ (https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/)

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Post by: Flyer on June 15, 2016, 08:38:50 PM
Lost it huge.
Brilliant!
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Post by: Scratch on June 15, 2016, 08:41:31 PM
Out.  :cromag:
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Post by: HipGnosis on June 16, 2016, 07:38:24 AM
 :hail:
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Post by: stevent on June 16, 2016, 03:26:36 PM
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/ (https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/)

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 :wings:
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 16, 2016, 03:28:33 PM
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/ (https://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/11/oregon-citizen-is-a-genius/)

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Curiously, I don't find this funny on any level.

 :wings:
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Post by: Cookie on June 16, 2016, 04:30:54 PM
:withstupid:
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Post by: Cablebandit on June 16, 2016, 05:26:00 PM
I guess you both lose.
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Post by: Dan K on June 16, 2016, 06:56:05 PM
No, they don't lose - if you laugh, you lose.

I personally was out after the first paragraph of the response letter.

 -Dan
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It's funny because it's true!
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Post by: miles on June 23, 2016, 10:25:44 AM
This may only be funny to those of us that have sampled the delicacy that is Durian fruit...


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Post by: Max Wedge on June 23, 2016, 10:50:09 AM
This may only be funny to those of us that have sampled the delicacy that is Durian fruit...


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And if you haven't, here's a clue:

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Post by: SuperHans on June 23, 2016, 01:03:36 PM
This may only be funny to those of us that have sampled the delicacy that is Durian fruit...


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Never tried it, but I've heard things.

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Post by: Leanintree on June 23, 2016, 02:59:45 PM
The things are true. All of them.
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I agree with the headline but the order is totally wrong. Parent first, student second and teacher third.
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Post by: miles on June 29, 2016, 07:27:18 PM
That's not all that's totally wrong.
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Post by: Cookie on June 29, 2016, 07:42:12 PM
I disagree. This is obviously the "new physics".
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Post by: kneescrubber on June 29, 2016, 09:01:13 PM
 :-[

You'd think I would have seen that right off. Being a VFR rider and all.
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Post by: Andrew on June 30, 2016, 12:24:37 AM
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Typical school system, Nothing moves! EVERYTHING IS LOCKED UP
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 30, 2016, 02:28:26 PM
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 (http://s53.photobucket.com/user/GeneralPig/media/bar1_zpsuxao62zw.jpeg.html)


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Post by: Cookie on June 30, 2016, 02:49:33 PM
snicker
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Post by: Cookie on June 30, 2016, 06:56:09 PM
.....and

OUT!!

On the squirrel and the roaches.
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Post by: 1KPerDay on July 01, 2016, 01:13:25 PM
LOL
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OUT!
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Post by: thatguy on July 04, 2016, 12:01:17 PM
Out.
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OUT!!!!  :lol:
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Post by: radon222 on July 05, 2016, 09:56:43 AM
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My first wife was(is) a marine mammal trainer.   We met when she worked at the Mystic Aquarium in CT and I used to love going to play with the Beluga's!!
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Post by: rgbeard on July 05, 2016, 12:22:58 PM
Do you laugh when others get (non-fatally) injured?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtfZbqAj2fU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtfZbqAj2fU)


Depending on your persona this is either for the "You Laugh" or "You Wince" thread.
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Post by: Black Hills on July 05, 2016, 01:12:08 PM
I have to admit I laughed a little.
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Post by: Cookie on July 05, 2016, 01:25:36 PM
Fatally injured is ok too.
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Post by: SuperHans on July 05, 2016, 02:04:20 PM
I'm down for anything.
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Post by: Cookie on July 05, 2016, 02:21:47 PM
We've heard that about you.
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Post by: Andrew on July 05, 2016, 07:46:10 PM
OK  pulled my hand back, repulsed
  then sort of snickered,
        but then felt bad for the woman as she was obviously in pain

Maybe a bit of a warped sense of humor, but sympathetic to the victim   

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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 06, 2016, 03:06:13 AM
I winced big time. Then read and enjoyed some of the comments.
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Post by: radon222 on July 06, 2016, 12:40:28 PM
New Math?

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Post by: kneescrubber on July 06, 2016, 06:08:18 PM
Math is math. Word problems that apply to every day life are the best way to get young people to think analytically.
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Post by: ixxion on July 07, 2016, 07:45:40 AM
Is there an answer key?  I have trouble keeping up with this new math.
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Post by: HipGnosis on July 07, 2016, 05:34:55 PM
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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Post by: Flyer on July 08, 2016, 08:32:24 AM
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.  His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes  in to see what's up.  The little boy is sitting on the  toilet reading a book.  But about every 15 seconds or so, he  puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right?  You've been in here for a  while."
Billy says:   "I'm fine, mommy.  I just haven't gone potty' yet." 
Mother says:  "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes, but, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says:  "works for ketchup."
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Snicker.
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Post by: Mac on July 12, 2016, 07:46:28 PM
I saw this and thought of Papa.
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Post by: Flyer on July 13, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
OUT!
 :facepalm:
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Post by: rgbeard on July 13, 2016, 08:44:07 PM
WAYY the fuck OUT.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 29, 2016, 03:13:34 PM
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Spot_the_Dog (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Spot_the_Dog)
Spots first walk

The title character, as he attempts to take out his frustrations by murdering a helpless butterfly.
Spot the Dog is a book series written by Ernest Hemingway under the pseudonym Eric Hill. The books centers around the titular character spot, a young Golden Retriever who struggles with alcoholism and a shattered sense of masculinity. Spot the Dog showcases Hemingway's hallmark minimalism: "Where's Spot? Is he under the stairs? Is he in the box? No. He's at the bar Sipping whiskey. Sucking on cigarettes. Suffering."


The books are designed to lure in children with their colorful pictures and then subliminally hypnotize and destroy their minds.


Spot: The main character of the books, he must deal with his drinking, violent tendencies, and psychiatric problems throughout the course of the epic novels.
Everyone Else: The other characters in the books are figures of Spot's imagination as revealed in the lost final issue They were created to populate the world that he goes to in his dreams in order to escape the guilt of murdering his own family.


Ernest Hemingway was his first version of the book:Spot the Leopard.
The first book was published in 1776, and is widely regarded as the key to American victory in the American Revolution. Its story was released in Britian as a form of literature warfare and brought the British to their knees begging for mercy. Since then it has been widely published and distributed to children in order to educate them of American superiority.

PS My Great Aunt Bronwen knew Hemingway. She was a colonel of ambulances at the siege of Barcelona in the Spanish Civil War. She despised him as a coward. She was up at the frontline, he was behind the lines. getting copy and remaining drunk. m
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Post by: squeezer on July 29, 2016, 04:20:17 PM

PS My Great Aunt Bronwen knew Hemingway. She was a colonel of ambulances at the siege of Barcelona in the Spanish Civil War. She despised him as a coward. She was up at the frontline, he was behind the lines. getting copy and remaining drunk.

Is that part true?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on July 30, 2016, 03:30:25 AM

PS My Great Aunt Bronwen knew Hemingway. She was a colonel of ambulances at the siege of Barcelona in the Spanish Civil War. She despised him as a coward. She was up at the frontline, he was behind the lines. getting copy and remaining drunk.

Is that part true?

All true.
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Post by: HipGnosis on August 02, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
The corp. I work for routinely buys companies and takes over the administration and networking.  That's how I came to work for them - I would never apply for a job at a heartless and soulless conglomerate.
Someone at a new location just put in a service ticket to change all their PCs from mountain time zone to "Arizona" time zone.
 :facepalm:
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 02, 2016, 03:19:37 PM
The corp. I work for routinely buys companies and takes over the administration and networking.  That's how I came to work for them - I would never apply for a job at a heartless and soulless conglomerate.
Someone at a new location just put in a service ticket to change all their PCs from mountain time zone to "Arizona" time zone.
 :facepalm:

?? There is an 'Arizona Time Zone' as they don't follow DST.

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Carl
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Post by: HipGnosis on August 02, 2016, 03:31:03 PM
OK, I lose.

There are 4 time zones in the USA.
There are multiple time zone settings for computers, for all the odd-ball locations.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 02, 2016, 04:29:39 PM
OK, I lose.

There are 4 time zones in the USA.
There are multiple time zone settings for computers, for all the odd-ball locations.

Actually there's Hawaii and Alaska time zones as well, so 6 zones. I have servers in all 6. But yea, there are some different files I use for the computers I manage especially since the Indian reservation (Apache? Navaho) in Arizona does use Mountain and not Arizona time :) Mostly I try to use UTC but some of the legacy gear uses the local timezone.

Carl
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Post by: Cookie on August 02, 2016, 04:37:35 PM
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Post by: kneescrubber on August 02, 2016, 09:06:24 PM
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Not enough monitors.
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Post by: Cookie on August 02, 2016, 09:07:21 PM
True.
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Post by: Jim on August 02, 2016, 09:08:30 PM
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Not enough monitors.

{ insert avatar here }  +  more monitors... you'd be getting warmer.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 03, 2016, 08:59:43 AM
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I still have my IBM Model M keyboard although his is a bit older than that (function keys on the left instead of the top, Ctl and Alt keys in the correct location). And I had a Green text monitor then an Amber one for programming. I was doing ANSI graphics[0] for one of the games I wrote back in the 80's. When I finally got a color monitor, I realized I'd been coloring the border (outside the area where you could put the text) with whatever color I was using at the time to draw something so the border would constantly flash different colors as the game progressed :D

Carl

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Post by: rgbeard on August 03, 2016, 09:03:50 AM
The corp. I work for routinely buys companies and takes over the administration and networking.  That's how I came to work for them - I would never apply for a job at a heartless and soulless conglomerate.
Someone at a new location just put in a service ticket to change all their PCs from mountain time zone to "Arizona" time zone.
 :facepalm:

We love it.  It's MST, all the time.
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Post by: SuperHans on August 03, 2016, 12:22:24 PM
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I still have my IBM Model M keyboard although his is a bit older than that (function keys on the left instead of the top, Ctl and Alt keys in the correct location).

Those old IBM mechanical keyboards go for good money. A used reconditioned one can go for around $190 and one new in the box will go for a few hundred dollars. Not bad for discarded office junk.

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Post by: Cookie on August 03, 2016, 03:29:30 PM
:facepalm:
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Post by: CLAY on August 03, 2016, 04:56:15 PM
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I still have my IBM Model M keyboard although his is a bit older than that (function keys on the left instead of the top, Ctl and Alt keys in the correct location).

Those old IBM mechanical keyboards go for good money. A used reconditioned one can go for around $190 and one new in the box will go for a few hundred dollars. Not bad for discarded office junk.

Suck.  I pitched about 8 of those last year...
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Post by: SuperHans on August 03, 2016, 08:02:31 PM
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I still have my IBM Model M keyboard although his is a bit older than that (function keys on the left instead of the top, Ctl and Alt keys in the correct location).

Those old IBM mechanical keyboards go for good money. A used reconditioned one can go for around $190 and one new in the box will go for a few hundred dollars. Not bad for discarded office junk.

Suck.  I pitched about 8 of those last year...

From what I've seen you can probably get at least $50 for them in used and unreconditioned, probably more. That was probably $400 in the trash.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 03, 2016, 09:38:04 PM
I'm a fan of the model M actually and have had my 1986 one since about 1989 when I pulled it from an IBM-XT286 machine that was being discarded. Been using it pretty regularly ever since. About 9 years back, I bought a second one for about $80 from ClickyKeyboards (http://www.clickeykeyboards.com/index.html). In checking the site now, both of mine are worth $190 each I guess.

Carl
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Post by: kneescrubber on August 03, 2016, 09:45:03 PM
I'm a fan of the model M actually and have had my 1986 one since about 1989 when I pulled it from an IBM-XT286 machine that was being discarded. Been using it pretty regularly ever since. About 9 years back, I bought a second one for about $80 from ClickyKeyboards ([url]http://www.clickeykeyboards.com/index.html[/url]). In checking the site now, both of mine are worth $190 each I guess.

Carl


I know I kicked off the fun. But I was a typesetter back in the early/mid 80's. The IBM keyboards were definitely the cat's meow. Positive stroke and never broke. Just like a Selectric.  ;)
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 04, 2016, 06:33:05 AM
I'm a fan of the model M actually and have had my 1986 one since about 1989 when I pulled it from an IBM-XT286 machine that was being discarded. Been using it pretty regularly ever since. About 9 years back, I bought a second one for about $80 from ClickyKeyboards ([url]http://www.clickeykeyboards.com/index.html[/url]). In checking the site now, both of mine are worth $190 each I guess.

Carl


I know I kicked off the fun. But I was a typesetter back in the early/mid 80's. The IBM keyboards were definitely the cat's meow. Positive stroke and never broke. Just like a Selectric.  ;)


I was a typesetter as well. CompuGraphic EditWriter 7500. Within 6 months of taking it over from the civilian contractor, I was showing him tricks and improved the output to switch from paper to film speeding up the creation of vugraphs :)

Carl
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Post by: SuperHans on August 04, 2016, 06:45:27 AM
So you guys worked on one of these?

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Post by: bungie4 on August 04, 2016, 06:46:28 AM
The day my Gateway keyboard died I nearly shed a tear.  Best keyboards evar.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 04, 2016, 09:06:17 AM
So you guys worked on one of these?

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Nah, one of these around 1981 for me:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compugraphic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compugraphic)

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In the late 1960s, Compugraphic introduced the 7200 and 2900 photocomposition machines. Prepared by a computer, a tape would be fed into a phototypesetter, which would imprint type from a strip of film onto Kodak-made Ektamatic (light-sensitive) paper, which would then be used for paste up. As the development of its systems progressed, Compugraphic continually included new technology such as larger CRT monitors, floppy-disk storage, and screen preview capabilities. Its most prolific product was the EditWriter, which could image onto photo paper up to 8 inches wide, could create type in sizes from 6 to 72 points by using various fixed lenses mounted on an internal turret, and stored information on 8" floppy disks.


Carl
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Post by: Cookie on August 04, 2016, 09:10:22 AM
There is nothing about this thread that is funny. It has become the pathetic geek thread.
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Post by: Cookie on August 04, 2016, 09:10:35 AM
And it's my fault.
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Post by: SuperHans on August 04, 2016, 09:18:50 AM
And it's my fault.


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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 04, 2016, 09:21:32 AM
And it's my fault.


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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on August 04, 2016, 09:22:51 AM
All on Photobucket so can't see them :(

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Post by: SuperHans on August 04, 2016, 09:24:16 AM
All on Photobucket so can't see them :(

You're not missing much.
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on August 04, 2016, 10:06:34 AM
OUT on shakes and Cookie Monster!  :lol:

Thanks for bringing the thread back around, SuperHans!!!
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Post by: radon222 on August 05, 2016, 12:34:37 PM
http://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs (http://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs)

NRFW
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Post by: Flyer on August 06, 2016, 07:34:59 AM
Got my gun permit.
 
Yesterday, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9 mm for home protection.
 
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said,
 
"Strip down, facing me."
 
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
 
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
 
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad .
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Post by: kneescrubber on August 07, 2016, 08:44:42 PM
I did not see any bad letters in there.  :shrug:
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Post by: mxvet57 on August 08, 2016, 02:52:40 PM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...so, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
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Post by: Loki on August 08, 2016, 08:18:43 PM
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Kubrick,  I think I remember that movie.....


Are you guilty?  ??????

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Post by: radon222 on August 12, 2016, 10:38:25 AM
OUT on Taco Bell!!!   :-X
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Post by: Scratch on August 12, 2016, 11:41:08 PM
Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. (https://www.facebook.com/jesse.newton.37/posts/776177951574)
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Post by: squeezer on August 13, 2016, 08:52:15 AM
 Completely, totally out.
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Post by: SuperHans on August 13, 2016, 08:34:39 PM
Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. (https://www.facebook.com/jesse.newton.37/posts/776177951574)

That's some funny shit.
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Post by: coho on August 13, 2016, 09:18:44 PM
Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. (https://www.facebook.com/jesse.newton.37/posts/776177951574)

That's some funny shit.
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Also out at poopocalypse..
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Post by: Max Wedge on August 14, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
From Siri
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Post by: Cookie on August 14, 2016, 07:32:38 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
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Post by: 1KPerDay on August 14, 2016, 08:24:33 PM
:lol:
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Putting circles ??

 :lol:
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Post by: thatguy on August 18, 2016, 06:42:01 AM
I call bullshit you got that at WalMart. I've been to WalMart.
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Post by: redbandit14 on August 18, 2016, 07:35:11 AM
I call bullshit you got that at WalMart. I've been to WalMart.
Yup no way that's from walmart.

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Post by: Vulcanbill on August 18, 2016, 12:57:29 PM
out

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Post by: jadziadax8 on August 23, 2016, 01:00:01 PM
Made me chuckle:

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Post by: squeezer on August 31, 2016, 01:17:31 PM
Out.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on August 31, 2016, 02:57:33 PM
Me too!  Totally out.
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Some people just ain't right.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 07, 2016, 02:28:21 PM
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Some people just ain't right.


Some people should be banned from parenting children.  What an A-hole.
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Post by: SuperHans on September 08, 2016, 07:50:47 AM
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Some people just ain't right.


Some people should be banned from parenting children.  What an A-hole.


It's a 4chan greentext. 99.9% chance the story was made up.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 08, 2016, 02:29:40 PM
Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"
Me: "Yes, I can be quite self-defecating."
I: "Ha ha! I think you mean 'deprecating."
M: *Loudly shits pants*
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 08, 2016, 02:31:09 PM
"Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."
[nervously shifts in chair]
"That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"
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Post by: CLAY on September 08, 2016, 07:57:17 PM
Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"
Me: "Yes, I can be quite self-defecating."
I: "Ha ha! I think you mean 'deprecating."
M: *Loudly shits pants*

Totally out.  My wife asked me why I was laughing- she didn't find it nearly as funny.
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Post by: kneescrubber on September 08, 2016, 08:42:22 PM
Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"
Me: "Yes, I can be quite self-defecating."
I: "Ha ha! I think you mean 'deprecating."
M: *Loudly shits pants*

Totally out.  My wife asked me why I was laughing- she didn't find it nearly as funny.

When you're at the bottom of a pool with a concrete block on your foot and blowing bubbles; you don't find much humor.
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Post by: CLAY on September 08, 2016, 08:48:44 PM
Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"
Me: "Yes, I can be quite self-defecating."
I: "Ha ha! I think you mean 'deprecating."
M: *Loudly shits pants*

Totally out.  My wife asked me why I was laughing- she didn't find it nearly as funny.

When you're at the bottom of a pool with a concrete block on your foot and blowing bubbles; you don't find much humor.

 :lol:
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Post by: radon222 on September 09, 2016, 12:43:23 PM
PSA - Alarm Clock Warning (NSFW)

https://youtu.be/Mr4vnX55jmM



*Intentionally not embedded..for language.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 09, 2016, 01:49:04 PM
PSA - Alarm Clock Warning (NSFW)

https://youtu.be/Mr4vnX55jmM



*Intentionally not embedded..for language.

A) she looks like Margaret Thatcher in "looser moment".

B) Didn't understand a word she was saying
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on September 09, 2016, 01:51:58 PM
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Post by: Leanintree on September 09, 2016, 04:37:24 PM
Coulda gone in the gif thread, but I LOLLERED.  :rolf:

OUT.

The difference between cats and dogs.
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LT
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Post by: Cookie on September 10, 2016, 02:03:20 PM
NSFW (or anything else for that matter)

http://youtu.be/Mr4vnX55jmM (http://youtu.be/Mr4vnX55jmM)
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Post by: kneescrubber on September 10, 2016, 05:11:39 PM
http://youtu.be/9FF4NnqZ-mQ (http://youtu.be/9FF4NnqZ-mQ)
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Post by: squeezer on September 10, 2016, 05:21:26 PM
So out that I'm in orbit.
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Post by: kneescrubber on September 10, 2016, 05:23:54 PM
But, It's on sale.  :headscratch:
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Post by: squeezer on September 10, 2016, 07:22:33 PM
I just think it's the best band name ever.
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Post by: coho on September 11, 2016, 09:20:08 PM
Rofl, ass biscuit. :lol:






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 :rolf:
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Once again, way, way out.  Middle school humor gets me EVERY time.  It's what I do.   :rolf:
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Post by: squeezer on September 20, 2016, 09:59:08 PM
I'm down 0-2 to superhans.
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Post by: viffergyrl on September 20, 2016, 10:10:27 PM
All males normalize to age twelve. Except when there are bewbies involved. Then you normalize to age fourteen.

Carry on.
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Post by: squeezer on September 21, 2016, 07:14:32 PM
^^
I'm so making one.
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Post by: olderigetfasteriam on September 21, 2016, 08:53:50 PM
All males normalize to age twelve. Except when there are bewbies involved. Then you normalize to age fourteen.

Carry on.

Have no argument with this statement.
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Post by: Andrew on September 21, 2016, 10:22:32 PM
All males normalize to age twelve. Except when there are bewbies involved. Then you normalize to age fourteen.

Carry on.

Some make it to 16  :naughty:
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Post by: SuperHans on September 22, 2016, 07:47:14 AM
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Once again, way, way out.  Middle school humor gets me EVERY time.  It's what I do.   :rolf:


Yeah, grade school humor always cracks me up. I am such a child.  :lol:
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Out
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Moto related even!  (OUT!)

LT
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Post by: jadziadax8 on September 28, 2016, 10:56:53 AM
Out!
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Post by: Cablebandit on September 29, 2016, 07:06:02 AM
I think I found Spanky's baby pic.

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Post by: jadziadax8 on September 30, 2016, 03:09:33 PM
Out at the kids' menu.
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Dam....I didnt realize i was an adventure rider!   :facepalm:
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Post by: goldylocks303 on October 01, 2016, 12:30:02 PM
Does the Dual Sport guy look like he's holding someone else's detached foot???  Just me?  This chart looks more like "find the psychopath".   

eD
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Out
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Out


Yup.
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Post by: coho on October 01, 2016, 11:39:39 PM
Out at Mr. Potatohead.


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Post by: CLAY on October 02, 2016, 07:14:35 AM
Out.   :lol:
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Post by: radon222 on October 06, 2016, 09:00:12 AM
^^ OUT!
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Post by: CLAY on October 06, 2016, 06:33:17 PM
WAY out...
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Post by: coho on October 06, 2016, 06:34:18 PM
So far out I'm coming back in the other side.
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Post by: CLAY on October 07, 2016, 03:38:58 PM
Out again.  Ya'll are on a roll here...
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Post by: 1KPerDay on October 10, 2016, 12:18:47 PM
out
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Post by: CLAY on October 10, 2016, 09:06:13 PM
It made me laugh.  An auto correct that took place about 15 minutes ago...

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Post by: radon222 on October 13, 2016, 09:58:48 AM
It made me laugh.  An auto correct that took place about 15 minutes ago...

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I didn't get it until I googled "Gaga Pit"

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Bwahahahahahahaha... can't breathe...sooooo out.
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Post by: HipGnosis on October 14, 2016, 09:22:57 AM
That last one is nothing to laugh at!!!
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Post by: mr.awesome on October 21, 2016, 09:44:48 AM
Ban Shredded Cheese..........Make America Grate again.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on October 31, 2016, 06:27:39 AM
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following:
Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves
Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration
How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
AND
Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as:
Do I have too much time on my hands?
AND
Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?
(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:
An inventive critique of your pride & joy
AND
A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully.”
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on October 31, 2016, 10:01:05 AM
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following:
Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves
Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration
How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
AND
Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as:
Do I have too much time on my hands?
AND
Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?
(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:
An inventive critique of your pride & joy
AND
A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully.”

Sadly these are being sent by women on sites like 'OkCupid' (dating sites) because losers send them dick-pics.

Carl
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Post by: Cookie on October 31, 2016, 10:23:02 AM
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following:
Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves
Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration
How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
AND
Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as:
Do I have too much time on my hands?
AND
Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?
(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:
An inventive critique of your pride & joy
AND
A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully.”

Sadly these are being sent by women on sites like 'OkCupid' (dating sites) because losers send them dick-pics.

Carl
Out.
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Post by: Stripes on October 31, 2016, 10:44:24 AM
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 :lol:
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Post by: Cookie on November 01, 2016, 12:29:22 PM
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/
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Post by: coho on November 01, 2016, 12:43:14 PM
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/

Quote
The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

Out.
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Post by: CLAY on November 07, 2016, 04:44:41 PM
^ WAY out.  Every time.
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Post by: Skee on November 07, 2016, 04:54:23 PM
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Don't matter whether it's half full or half empty.   

It's glass.  It sweats when it's cold, and breaks when it slips out of your hand and falls. 
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Post by: Max Wedge on November 07, 2016, 05:43:23 PM
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Don't matter whether it's half full or half empty.   

It's glass.  It sweats when it's cold, and breaks when it slips out of your hand and falls.


The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on November 07, 2016, 06:48:38 PM
Engineer.

:thumbsup:
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Post by: CLAY on November 09, 2016, 09:55:57 PM
Let's keep the real political ones out of here...
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on November 09, 2016, 10:48:49 PM
Sorry, I did think it was funny and laughed when I saw it.
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Post by: Stripes on November 10, 2016, 06:06:06 AM
Let's keep the real political ones out of here...

Hello.

So you're saying that my picture about a jet for lease was a political statement and not a joke?

Please advise. I would like to be clear on what ST.org's definition of "political" is.

Thank you.
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Post by: rgbeard on November 10, 2016, 07:50:37 AM
Let's keep the real political ones out of here...

Hello.

So you're saying that my picture about a jet for lease was a political statement and not a joke?

Please advise. I would like to be clear on what ST.org's definition of "political" is.

Thank you.

+1 - please advise.  Is the Jet for Lease "political"?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 10, 2016, 08:10:02 AM
All actions and thoughts are political.
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Post by: radon222 on November 10, 2016, 08:11:02 AM
I gotta admit... The jet photo might have toed the line, but I don't think it crossed it. 
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Post by: radon222 on November 10, 2016, 08:12:29 AM
All actions and thoughts are political.


Well damn!  I guess we're just gonna have to close up here and not post anything?!?!  :headscratch:
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Post by: CLAY on November 10, 2016, 08:28:14 AM
Yep, but it's a slippery slope.  I too found it funny, but I also get how some may have found it political.  Whatever.  Post it back up if you want it, but if it starts to get crazy in here things will have to be nuked.  People cry either way, and I have very little tolerance for whining.

Of course if one really wants political funnies, there's a whole thread at the old place for that.  I just think we DO NOT want that kind of stuff over here.  It spills over into everything and has become a cancer at Sport-politics.net.  I don't think we want that at his place.

Heavy-handed moderator bastards.  I guess someone needs to be the dick.   :bigok:
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Post by: miles on November 10, 2016, 08:34:32 AM
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Post by: Black Hills on November 10, 2016, 08:41:32 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 10, 2016, 09:33:56 AM
All actions and thoughts are political.


Well damn!  I guess we're just gonna have to close up here and not post anything?!?!  :headscratch:

Yup.
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Post by: Vulcanbill on November 10, 2016, 10:26:39 AM
Go heavy, Clay.  There's a reason I totally forgot there even existed a politics forum.  I blocked it as soon as I signed up.  There might be others as well.  Since there is a place for that, there should be no whining.  I come here to escape that stuff.  Not so much even the subject matter, but the ugly that inevitably follows it around. 
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Post by: Cookie on November 10, 2016, 01:25:45 PM
:withstupid:
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Post by: Stripes on November 10, 2016, 05:05:19 PM
Yep, but it's a slippery slope.  I too found it funny, but I also get how some may have found it political.  Whatever.  Post it back up if you want it, but if it starts to get crazy in here things will have to be nuked.  People cry either way, and I have very little tolerance for whining.

Of course if one really wants political funnies, there's a whole thread at the old place for that.  I just think we DO NOT want that kind of stuff over here.  It spills over into everything and has become a cancer at Sport-politics.net.  I don't think we want that at his place.

Heavy-handed moderator bastards.  I guess someone needs to be the dick.   :bigok:

Thank you.
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Post by: PatM on November 10, 2016, 09:57:21 PM
Go heavy, Clay.  There's a reason I totally forgot there even existed a politics forum.  I blocked it as soon as I signed up.  There might be others as well.  Since there is a place for that, there should be no whining.  I come here to escape that stuff.  Not so much even the subject matter, but the ugly that inevitably follows it around.

My thoughts exactly. Thanks.
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Post by: Cookie on November 11, 2016, 03:42:55 AM
How about extremely poor taste? Can we do that? Can we make fun of really fat people?
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on November 11, 2016, 04:23:15 AM
fecking scooter boys...
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Post by: rgbeard on November 19, 2016, 07:24:51 PM
+1 WAY OUT
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Post by: rgbeard on November 19, 2016, 07:26:17 PM
A guy walks into a coffee shop.

GUY:  I'd like a medium coffee.  Black.  No cream.

WAITRESS:  We're out of cream.  Is "No milk" okay?
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Post by: kneescrubber on November 20, 2016, 08:33:17 AM
You know you live in a small town when this (http://www.myhighplains.com/news/second-amarillo-dunkin-donuts-and-baskin-robbins-multi-brand-restaurant-opens) makes the news.
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Post by: radon222 on November 20, 2016, 11:52:59 AM
You know you live in a small town when this ([url]http://www.myhighplains.com/news/second-amarillo-dunkin-donuts-and-baskin-robbins-multi-brand-restaurant-opens[/url]) makes the news.


You got two? Duuuuude!  :bigok:
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Post by: Cablebandit on November 20, 2016, 04:33:41 PM
At least there's news.
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Post by: coho on November 20, 2016, 11:09:45 PM
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Post by: Stripes on December 06, 2016, 04:01:07 PM
 :lol: :rolf: :lol: I lose!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 10, 2016, 03:34:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38228037 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38228037)

A certain Trumpet tried to build a wall but was beaten by snails. Curiously, Mexicans are, in general, faster.

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Post by: Flyer on December 10, 2016, 04:57:20 PM
Way, far out.
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Post by: miles on December 10, 2016, 11:51:20 PM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on December 11, 2016, 04:11:07 AM
out
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on December 11, 2016, 11:37:49 AM
Not only that, after climbing out of the pool, he scurried back to get on one of those pocket bikes, roared off and a minute later, rode it into the pool.

Clearly not playing with a full deck.

Carl
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Post by: stevent on December 12, 2016, 02:29:02 PM
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Total set up, what did he think would happen.
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Post by: Dan K on December 14, 2016, 11:17:17 AM
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That's awful... Probably scarred that kid for life. Hopefully he turned into the next Adrian Peterson, but I doubt it...
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I'm so going to hell for laughing at that...

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President Trump: The Inauguration
4pm, BBC One/ STV
"After a long absence, The Twilight Zone returns with one of the most ambitious, expensive and controversial productions in broadcast history. Sci-fi writers have dabbled often with alternative history stories - among the most common is the "What If The Nazis Had Won The Second World War" setting - but this huge interactive virtual reality project, which will unfold on TV, in the press, and on Twitter over the next four years, sets out to build an ongoing alternative present.
The story begins in a nightmarish version of 2017 in which huge sections of the US electorate have somehow been duped into voting to make Donald Trump president. It sounds far-fetched, and it is, but as it goes on it becomes more and more chillingly plausible. Today's feature-length opener concentrates on the gaudy inauguration of President Trump, and the stirrings of protest and despair surrounding the ceremony, while pundits speculate gravely on what lies ahead. It's a flawed piece, but a disturbing glimpse of the horrors we could stumble into, if we're not careful."
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 :lol: :rolf: :lol:
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President Trump: The Inauguration
4pm, BBC One/ STV
"After a long absence, The Twilight Zone returns with one of the most ambitious, expensive and controversial productions in broadcast history. Sci-fi writers have dabbled often with alternative history stories - among the most common is the "What If The Nazis Had Won The Second World War" setting - but this huge interactive virtual reality project, which will unfold on TV, in the press, and on Twitter over the next four years, sets out to build an ongoing alternative present.
The story begins in a nightmarish version of 2017 in which huge sections of the US electorate have somehow been duped into voting to make Donald Trump president. It sounds far-fetched, and it is, but as it goes on it becomes more and more chillingly plausible. Today's feature-length opener concentrates on the gaudy inauguration of President Trump, and the stirrings of protest and despair surrounding the ceremony, while pundits speculate gravely on what lies ahead. It's a flawed piece, but a disturbing glimpse of the horrors we could stumble into, if we're not careful."


Out!
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OUT!!
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Post by: CLAY on January 17, 2017, 01:12:54 PM
WAY out.
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Post by: stew71 on January 20, 2017, 01:57:37 AM
 :clap:

Well done, Miles. Well done.
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Post by: HipGnosis on February 06, 2017, 08:02:22 AM
Someone's going to hell...  just sayin
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on February 07, 2017, 11:29:48 AM
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Those are AWESOME. Someone send me some.  :redface:
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 16, 2017, 05:59:31 AM
Out!
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Post by: 1KPerDay on February 17, 2017, 01:15:00 PM
best thing ever
https://youtu.be/Jdobowvu12I
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Post by: Leanintree on February 17, 2017, 02:00:38 PM
best thing ever
https://youtu.be/Jdobowvu12I

Concur.
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Post by: Cookie on February 17, 2017, 02:09:51 PM
best thing ever
https://youtu.be/Jdobowvu12I

Concur.


Stole it.
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Post by: kneescrubber on February 17, 2017, 05:55:30 PM
best thing ever
https://youtu.be/Jdobowvu12I

 :clap:

Although, I wouldn't mind hearing that pipe organ in the background.
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Post by: I'm NOT Carl on February 17, 2017, 06:08:11 PM
From there to flash mobs then Neil Patrick Harris and the Tony award start.

Carl
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 17, 2017, 07:48:11 PM
Out at the bald headbanging trumpet player.
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Post by: Jim on February 17, 2017, 08:29:39 PM
best thing ever
https://youtu.be/Jdobowvu12I

Nicely enjoyed - thanks for posting!

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Post by: bedlamite on February 17, 2017, 11:35:18 PM
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Post by: rgbeard on February 22, 2017, 08:15:48 AM
It's Badass Squirrel Time!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/squirrel-superhero-photoshop-battle_us_58ad54bbe4b0d0a6ef464804? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/squirrel-superhero-photoshop-battle_us_58ad54bbe4b0d0a6ef464804?)

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Post by: squeezer on February 23, 2017, 11:39:27 PM
Out!
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Post by: jadziadax8 on February 24, 2017, 03:13:07 PM
Yeah, totally out.
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Post by: 1KPerDay on February 24, 2017, 04:52:29 PM
LOLOL
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Post by: coho on February 28, 2017, 07:12:08 PM
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Out.
Also the shot glass.




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Post by: CLAY on March 03, 2017, 02:56:24 PM
Maybe this is only new to me, but I laughed through the whole thing.

http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8 (http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8)
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Post by: BuckeyeRider on March 03, 2017, 04:15:56 PM
Maybe this is only new to me, but I laughed through the whole thing.

First I'd seen it too. Got a little painful after a while, which made me laugh all the more   ;D
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 03, 2017, 08:57:25 PM
Maybe this is only new to me, but I laughed through the whole thing.

[url]http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8[/url])


 :rolf:

I've never seen that before.
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Post by: mr.awesome on March 03, 2017, 09:41:51 PM
Maybe this is only new to me, but I laughed through the whole thing.

[url]http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/LdVBkn6ohH8[/url])


 :rolf:

I've never seen that before.



I have not seen that either. In todays society, that is sooooo wrong. With that said, I laughed all the way through it!    :smiley_thumb:
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Post by: Jim on March 03, 2017, 11:21:06 PM
One minute into #3 is painful (large marble ball)

Chuck Norris Sniper PART 3 ★ EPIC FAILS Assisted by CHUCK NORRIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8HodPYTA4#)

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Post by: jadziadax8 on March 05, 2017, 07:58:51 PM
Out!
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Post by: MrsCablebandit on March 17, 2017, 09:51:25 PM
...
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Post by: kneescrubber on March 17, 2017, 09:58:20 PM
...

See drinking thread response.  ;)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on March 22, 2017, 11:48:34 AM
Out at spring constant!
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Post by: stew71 on March 23, 2017, 01:09:31 AM
So out.....

This bus to hell will be getting full I think....
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Post by: jadziadax8 on March 23, 2017, 01:21:21 PM
In the wake of horrible events, sometimes you do have to laugh.

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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 23, 2017, 04:43:58 PM
In the wake of horrible events, sometimes you do have to laugh.

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it's not been great recently.
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Post by: Cookie on March 23, 2017, 05:51:22 PM
^haha
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Post by: radon222 on March 23, 2017, 06:51:43 PM
^^ My first wife was a marine mammal trainer at the Mystic Aquarium when we met.  Water fights with the Belugas was always fun as hell! 
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Post by: CLAY on March 24, 2017, 03:46:37 PM
^Got me.
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Post by: coho on March 25, 2017, 11:01:50 PM
I love me some Cyanide & Happiness.

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Post by: HipGnosis on March 26, 2017, 07:37:18 PM
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
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Post by: miles on March 26, 2017, 08:50:44 PM
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."


The plumber wouldn't get the joke.
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Post by: coho on March 26, 2017, 08:52:09 PM
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."


The plumber wouldn't get the joke.

Out.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on April 05, 2017, 01:27:45 PM
Bwahahahaha!

Out.
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Post by: Cookie on April 07, 2017, 10:47:01 AM
heh
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Post by: coho on April 07, 2017, 10:57:20 PM
Interstellar  Memes
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Post by: Vulcanbill on April 17, 2017, 09:17:12 AM
___Trying to figure out if I just got rickrolled_____
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Post by: HipGnosis on April 20, 2017, 08:57:01 AM
Son:  How come you named my sister "Teresa"?
Dad:  Because your mom loves Easter - it'a an anagram.
Son:  Thanks, Dad
Dad:  No problem, Alan.
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Post by: 1KPerDay on April 20, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
Out
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Post by: jadziadax8 on April 20, 2017, 01:40:30 PM
Son:  How come you named my sister "Teresa"?
Dad:  Because your mom loves Easter - it'a an anagram.
Son:  Thanks, Dad
Dad:  No problem, Alan.

Out!

Too soon on the previous one, methinks.
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Post by: Dan K on April 20, 2017, 03:03:44 PM
Help me out with Alan. What's it an anagram for?

- Dan
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Post by: Jim on April 20, 2017, 03:05:55 PM
https://findwords.info/anagram/alan

anal is in the list...
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Post by: Dan K on April 20, 2017, 03:07:25 PM
I'm slow. Mom loves it. Got it.

 - Dan
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Post by: oilhed on April 20, 2017, 03:31:44 PM
I'm slow. Mom loves it. Got it.

 - Dan

It took me a while, too.
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Post by: Jim on April 20, 2017, 03:38:50 PM
I'm slow. Mom loves it. Got it.

 - Dan

It took me a while, too.

I had to invoke some GoogleFu
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Post by: Flyer on April 20, 2017, 03:54:56 PM
You're a wild bunch.
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Post by: CLAY on April 20, 2017, 10:01:00 PM
I'm slow. Mom loves it. Got it.

 - Dan

It took me a while, too.

I had to invoke some GoogleFu

Same here- but it did elicit a chuckle...
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Post by: 1KPerDay on May 03, 2017, 01:51:00 PM
https://youtu.be/ZzHblfAYPa0
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Post by: CLAY on May 11, 2017, 10:45:38 AM
This isn't an awkward autocorrect at all when you are a middle school science teacher.  :facepalm:

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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 14, 2017, 11:18:44 AM
Saw this on the side of the road.
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Post by: kneescrubber on May 15, 2017, 11:34:51 AM
Heh
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Post by: Cookie on May 15, 2017, 04:04:52 PM
-snicker-
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Post by: CLAY on May 20, 2017, 07:06:53 AM
I'm nearly positive this has been posted before, but I saw it again today and lost:
http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA (http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA)
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Post by: Cookie on May 20, 2017, 07:36:13 AM
I'm nearly positive this has been posted before, but I saw it again today and lost:
[url]http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA[/url])

Yup. Every time.
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Post by: miles on May 20, 2017, 06:48:22 PM
Made me laugh.
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Post by: miles on May 20, 2017, 06:59:13 PM
If you book face at all, follow "Dear George". It is awesomely funny.
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Post by: kneescrubber on May 21, 2017, 10:04:47 AM
Made me laugh.

That is hilarious.
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Post by: CLAY on May 23, 2017, 02:36:40 PM
Our Spanish teacher called me in today and asked me to look at the projects some of her students made.  She said 8th graders walked in, looked them over, and busted out laughing.  This one was done by a pair of truly innocent students.

It was my laugh of the day.

"Astronautas ride in a cohote."
(Astronauts ride in a rocket)













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Post by: DNA on May 23, 2017, 05:05:16 PM
I'm nearly positive this has been posted before, but I saw it again today and lost:
[url]http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA[/url])


Big improvement on an otherwise crappy day :)

Thx
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Post by: Cookie on May 24, 2017, 07:55:22 AM
If you know, you'll get it.

http://youtu.be/r1u1lwtuOuU (http://youtu.be/r1u1lwtuOuU)
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Post by: coho on May 24, 2017, 08:56:54 AM
Riding across that bridge in the wind was like running on a trampoline.
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Post by: Cookie on May 24, 2017, 09:02:22 AM
Riding across that bridge in the wind was like running on a trampoline.

It's the only bridge that doesn't scare me.
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Post by: coho on May 24, 2017, 09:50:49 AM
Riding across that bridge in the wind was like running on a trampoline.

It's the only bridge that doesn't scare me.

It was bouncing so hard I thought I'd blown my shock and was riding on the spring until I noticed the brand new (paper license plate) Cadillac in front of me was boinging too.

Not terrifying (except in the 'where the fcuk am I gonna get a shock for a twenty year old bike on a Saturday afternoon on Cape Cod?' kind of way), but definitely a bit more pucker than I was expecting.
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Post by: coho on May 24, 2017, 09:56:20 AM
Also,
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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 24, 2017, 03:00:25 PM
Oh, so out!
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Post by: CLAY on May 24, 2017, 06:04:39 PM
+1
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Post by: Cookie on May 25, 2017, 08:03:54 AM
They never are but always will be.
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on May 25, 2017, 01:18:53 PM
They never are but always will be.

Agree.

Turtles was
As
Turtles
Does be
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Post by: radon222 on May 25, 2017, 01:40:31 PM
Also,
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Wait a minute!!  I'M a Marine Biologist.....  :-X
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Post by: Cookie on May 25, 2017, 01:41:15 PM
They never are but always will be.

Agree.

Turtles was
As
Turtles
Does be

Amen Pickles, amen.
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Post by: coho on May 25, 2017, 02:12:10 PM
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Wait a minute!!  I'M a Marine Biologist.....  :-X


Don't you mean "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1!!1!"?
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Post by: JonS on May 30, 2017, 05:31:35 AM
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I could not help myself
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Post by: bungie4 on May 30, 2017, 06:48:28 AM
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I could not help myself


My french-canadian wife would say 'fa foons.'
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Post by: Flyer on May 30, 2017, 10:11:32 AM
"Stabilizers" deployed, Cap'n.
 :eek:
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Post by: bedlamite on May 30, 2017, 10:40:53 AM

DUI of a Tiger.
He's drinking up, driving down on your street, its his dime he's taking chances.
Was in a bar now he's back in the seat, he loves his car and he will drive.
He loves the drinking mans sport, his hands on the club , made him rich that's the story , but now he's in jail , he's crushed in defeat tells the Judge that he is sorry.
D.U.I of a Tiger
Thrill of the night
drinking them all under the table
and he closed down the bar, driving drunk in the night
we are all watching DUI of a Tiger.
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Post by: Vulcanbill on May 30, 2017, 12:28:45 PM
I love that the theme song for the people of walmart videos is, I'm sexy and I know it
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Post by: coho on May 30, 2017, 05:11:33 PM
Caution: Contains Salty Language

Almost certainly NSFW unless you work someplace cool.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j75VSnc9_cY#)
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Post by: jadziadax8 on May 30, 2017, 08:02:36 PM
Brilliant!
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Post by: HipGnosis on May 30, 2017, 08:03:22 PM
Caution: Contains Salty Language

Almost certainly NSFW unless you work someplace cool.

! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j75VSnc9_cY#[/url])

He's so right!  I wanted that for YEARS!  OUT!!
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Post by: Cookie on May 30, 2017, 09:22:00 PM
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 04, 2017, 04:40:04 AM
"A group on a hen party was kicked off a flight after refusing to remove tops featuring an "offensive" slogan.
Eighteen friends from Leicester, who'd paid £500 each for a holiday to Magaluf, said they "weren't offending anybody".
Airline Jet2 said the women, who were flying from East Midlands Airport to Majorca, were given several chances to cover up their T-shirts.
They were then removed by flight crew after ignoring the airline's requests."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40105063/hen-party-going-to-magaluf-is-removed-from-a-plane-for-wearing-offensive-t-shirts (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40105063/hen-party-going-to-magaluf-is-removed-from-a-plane-for-wearing-offensive-t-shirts)
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This is exactly how it works at my house. Including the final panel.
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Post by: jadziadax8 on June 12, 2017, 03:06:26 PM
Out, 'cause I sorta kinds did that to the 1-armed math professor at my school.
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Post by: Cookie on July 04, 2017, 06:25:25 PM
My apologies if this crosses the political line.
Spank me if it does


https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_595b1a94e4b05c37bb7fdf4e/amp (https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_595b1a94e4b05c37bb7fdf4e/amp)
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Post by: bedlamite on July 07, 2017, 10:41:32 PM
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Post by: jadziadax8 on July 08, 2017, 03:23:45 PM
Out!
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Post by: Cookie on July 08, 2017, 04:01:07 PM
Yup.
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Post by: squeezer on July 09, 2017, 12:17:28 PM
So out.
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Post by: thatguy on July 09, 2017, 12:38:06 PM
Mom was a hospital administrator. The list of items lodged in the nether regions is amazing. Pickle jars,shot glasses,light bulbs,flashlights.........and on and on.
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Post by: squeezer on July 09, 2017, 03:21:23 PM