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Sling shots and catapults
« on: April 09, 2018, 03:04:46 PM »
I need a catapult to kill rats. Recommendations?
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2018, 03:36:07 PM »
I recommend a 12 gauge catapult.
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2018, 04:00:12 PM »
for a rat?
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2018, 04:19:22 PM »
Especially for a rat. Right to the back of the head. Dig a hole toss his little rat ass in. Pretty soon you won't be able to stab them anymore.
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2018, 04:26:30 PM »
Okay. I shall get my 400 year civil war sword out an attack rats with.


I'm not sue whether the rates or the seword will win.

The sword is a  cavalry sword-does this help? Does the downwaed thrust of an enormously heavy sword improve the rat killimg ratio?:
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2018, 04:27:22 PM »
Pretty soon you won't be able to stab them anymore.

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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2018, 04:34:57 PM »
Your island, your rats, but James Bond movies taught me this is the way to do it...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C0dFsAtAlEo

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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2018, 10:09:30 PM »
It's been done for furry tailed rats;

https://youtu.be/UjYLRLwphcs
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Re: Sling shots and catapults
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2018, 04:17:42 PM »
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